適合高一的英文幽默故事

1、一個女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的訂婚戒指,但竟沒有一個同學注意到,令她忿忿不平.到下午大家坐著談天的時候,她突然站起來大聲說：“哎呀,這里真熱呀,我看我還是把戒指脫下來吧.”1.thenightbefore,agirlgetboyfriendengagementring,butnoonenoticedtheclassmate,makeherantics.Yousitandchatintheafternoon,shesuddenlystoodupandshouted:\"oh,it'sreallyhotinhere,IthinkI'dbettertakeoffyourring.2、女主人把女傭叫到面前問她：“你是否懷孕了?”“是啊!”女傭回道.“虧你還說得出口,你還沒有結(jié)婚,難道不覺得害羞嗎?”女主人再次訓.“我為什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也懷孕了嗎?”“可是我懷的是我丈夫的!”女主人生氣地反駁.“我也是啊!”女傭高興地附和.2,themistresscalledthemaidtoaskher:\"areyoupregnant?\"\"Yes!\"Themaidanswered.Export\"kuiyoustillsay,youarenotmarried,don'tyoufeelshy?\"Thehostesstrainingagain.\"WhyshouldIbeshy,youdon'tthehostessalsopregnant?\"\"ButIconceiveismyhusband!\"Thehostessretortedangrily.\"Metoo!\"Themaidhappytoecho.3、一個人騎摩托車喜歡反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以擋風.一天他酒后駕駛,翻了,一頭栽在路旁.警察趕到：警察甲：好嚴重的車禍.警察乙：是啊,腦袋都撞到后面去了.警察甲：嗯,還有呼吸,我們幫他把頭轉(zhuǎn)回來吧.警察乙：好.一、二使勁,轉(zhuǎn)回來了.警察甲：嗯,沒有呼吸了.3,amanridingamotorcyclelikethedress,istocutontheback,canthewind.Drunkdrivingoneday,heturnedover,aplantedontheroad.Police:policea:agoodseriouscaraccident.Policemanb:yes,hisheadhittheback.Po1:well,stillbreathing,let'shelphimturnhisheadback.Po2:good...One,two,turnback.Policemana:well,notbreathing...4、在一條七拐八拐的鄉(xiāng)村公路上,因為時常發(fā)生車禍,所以常常有一些鬼故事發(fā)生,有一天晚上,有一個出租車司機看見路邊有一個長發(fā)披肩,身著白衣的女人向他招手,因為這個司機沒有見過鬼,所以大膽的停下來讓她上車了,這一路上,司機雖然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以時常從后視鏡看后面的女人,開著開著,突然司機發(fā)現(xiàn)那個女人不見了!司機嚇了一大跳,趕緊踩了一個剎車!只見那個女人滿臉是血,表情猙獰.司機嚇的牙直打顫.突然那女人開口了：“你會不會開車啊!我低頭系個鞋帶你突然一剎車我把鼻子都撞破了……”4,turninacurvycountryroad,becauseofteninacaraccident,sooftenhavesomeghoststory,onenight,there'sataxidriversawthesideoftheroadhavealonghairshawls,dressedinawhitewomanwavedtohim,becausethedriverdidn'tseeaghost,soboldstoppedtolethergetonthebus,alongtheway,thedriverdoesn'tbelieveinghosts,theinthemind10、牧師對買了他馬和馬車的農(nóng)夫說：“這匹馬只能聽懂教會的語言,叫"感謝上帝"它就跑;叫"贊美上帝"它才停下.”農(nóng)夫?qū)⑿艑⒁?他試著喊了一聲感謝上帝,那匹馬立刻飛奔起來,越跑越快.一只跑到懸崖邊上驚恐的農(nóng)夫才想起讓它停下來的口令“贊美上帝”.果然,馬停下來了.死里逃生的農(nóng)夫長出一口氣：“感謝上帝………”

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