生活大分欄集中英文劇本s02e13the friendship algorithm

生活大TheBigBangTheory先生們我告訴Gentlemen,Iputittotheworsttapiocapuddingisbetterthanthebestpuddingofanyotherflavor.首先明眼人都知道這話錯的因?yàn)樽詈玫腇irstoff,thatisaxiomaticallywrongbecausethebestpuddingischocolate.其次西米的有機(jī)結(jié)構(gòu)使布丁黏糊糊搖晃晃有潛在致命Secondly,theorganicstructureoftapiocamakesitajigglingbowlofpotentialdeath.是從植物里提取ItisextractedfromtheHey,I'mthinkingofgrowinga不是吧No傅滿洲那樣的??FuManchu,ahandlebar,pencil?-喬治·Youknow,GeorgeClooneyhasone真的?我看到過他在拉夫斯超市買龍舌蘭Really?IoncesawhimshopatRalph's.Hewasbuyingtequila.你以為他們會有仆人跑腿買酒嗎You'dthinkaguylikethatwouldhavesomekindofboozelackey.好啦太Allright,thisisWe'dbetterlethimfinishbeforehisheadAllright,Sheldon,whyisTapiocaisextractedfromtherootofthentmanihotesculenta!

由于富含高濃度的化Duetoahighconcentrationof其本身性如加工不當(dāng)即食用會致itispoisonousinitsrawformandlethalifpreparedimproperly!現(xiàn)在爽了吧Feelbetter同時可可豆也是巴西的從中能提取巧克力ItisalsoindigenoustoBrazilasisthecoabean,fromwhichwegetchocolate,thebest求別再耍我了Andyoupromisedyouwouldn'tdothat嘿Kripke聽說你的反質(zhì)子衰變實(shí)驗(yàn)Heardaboutyourlatestanti-protondecay20,000datarunsandnostatisticallysignificantVeryWhataDon'tfeelbad,Leonard.Negativeresultsarestillresults.-行啦Even20,000ofthem.-All求別在給我打氣Pleasedon'tcheermeup別呀不要讓他打擊到你Kripke哪根蔥ComeonDon'tlethimgettoyouIt'sKripke.對呀大蠢蛋一個Yeah,he'saginormous所以他孤單用餐而不能坐到這酷酷的桌子That'swhyheeatsbyhimselfinsteadofsittinghereatthecooltable.ForKripkeIt'strueKripkelacksthebasicsocialskillsthatwetakeforgranted.ButhealsocontrolsthenewopensciencegridthatIneedtousetorunsomesimulationsofstructureformationintheearlyuniverse.Well,goodluckgettingtimeonTheonlypeopleheletsuseitarehisWell,then,thesolutionisIshallbefriendhim.你覺得我們交個朋友如何WhatwouldyousaytotheideaofyouandIingfriends?我覺得木有啥IwouldsayIhavenointerestin 你個里里外外不受歡迎的家伙目光還真是Thatseemsrathershortsightedcomingfromsomeonewhoisgenerallyconsideredaltogetherunlikable.不如重新考慮下吧Whydon'tyoutakesometimetoYeah,I'lldo

Well,Ithinkwe'reofftoaterrificThereyou現(xiàn)在所有沃爾伍茲發(fā)來的郵件都會直接進(jìn)入箱Nowanye-mailfromWolowitzwillgorightintoyourspamfolder.多謝其實(shí)騷擾郵件倒沒啥他穿浴衣的度假照比較Thanks.Imean,thee-maildoesn'tbothermeasmuchasthevacationpicturesofhiminabathingsuit.是呀我也收到了那可不是浴衣是曬痕Yeah,Igotthesameone,andthat'snotabathingsuit.It'satanline.·o,thisisSheldon這是給貝瑞·IamleavingamessageforBarry貝瑞很高興在與你邂Barry,itwaspleasantseeingyoutodayintheIsawthatyoupurchasedthechef's顯然你不知道推薦沙拉是的雜碎肉Apparently,youdidnotknowthatthechef'ssaladiskitchentrickerytoutilizescrapmeat.不過呢我希望你用餐愉快Nevertheless,Ihopeyouenjoyed我在追蹤待定友誼的發(fā)展?fàn)顩r期待你來電I'mfollowinguponourpendingfriendshipandIlookforwardtohearingfromyouregardingitsstatus.我是謝爾頓·Sheldon膽小發(fā)明家又咋了What'supwithUh,he'stryingtomakeanew真的?Oh,really?Well,goodforWell,unlesshemakesoneoutofwoodlikeGeppetto,Idon'tthinkit'sgonnahappen.那咋成為朋友的Howdidyou eTherewasaflyeronthebulletinboardatthe" 你就搬進(jìn)去了Andyoumovedin我以為他玩Iassumedhewas你絕對想不到有多少量子物理學(xué)家都有反You'dbesurprisedhowmanyparticlephysicistshaveawhimsicalside.和呢?我是說他咋和他們好上WhataboutHowardandRaj?Imean,howdid efriendswiththem?Idon'tknow.Howdocarbonatomsformabenzenering?ProximityandvalenceWell,sure,whenyouputitthatButitallworked差不多吧盡管我很口Isuppose.Idomiss不是吧eon.FirstPenny?Penny?Thisisfor你好這是啥

Whatis我設(shè)計(jì)的It'saquestionnaireI我和一位同事交友遇到點(diǎn)I'mhavingsomedifficultybondingwithacolleagueatwork所以做些小更好的了解為什么soI'mngalittleresearchtobetterunderstandwhymycurrentfriendslikeme.嗯這個問題值得考慮Yes,well,thatisagood但你確定這是最好的辦法了ButisthisreallythebestwaytofigureitIagree.Thesocialsciencesarelargelyhokum.但又不能插一個電極到你的大腦探測你對ButshortofputtingelectrodesinyourbrainandmonitoringyourresponsetomythisisthebestIcan·好"問題1:按程度給·Okay,"Questionone:"RankthefollowingaspectsofSheldonCooper"inorderofJava程序編寫 hygiene;yfulness;JAVAappletwriting"?Iknow,Imayhavestartedoutwithafairlyobviousone;anaspectofmymostappealingtrait:1Whydon'tyoujustgoaheadandrankthatnumberone?I'mafraidyou'reonyourownfortheItshouldtakeyounomorethanthreeWell,wait.Howmanyquestionsareonthis211Only別擔(dān)心為了照顧你這份高中畢業(yè)就能讀atahighschoolgraduatereadinglevel.Yougotit...Sheldon,honey,didyoueverconsidermakingfriendsbybeing,Idon'tknow,pleasant? 我看 寫這題目好MayIsuggestitasthetopicforyour你的問卷十分讓人失望呀我逢題必答呀IansweredeveryYouansweredthemultiplechoicequestionsinapattern:ABBACABBACA-B-A-C.A-B-A-C.Oh,youpickeduponHowcouldInot?200Comeon.There'sover200Andlookatsomeofthese"之于友誼如同太空梭之于什么"Sheldonistocamaraderieasthespaceshuttleistoblank?"Thereareanumberofacceptable

例如C近地BButcertainlynotAvocado 里還說等到賽昂人接管地球我在AndyouressaysuggestingthatI'dhavebetterluckmakingfriendsifIwaittilltheCylonstakeNowholdon.Iputsomerealworkinto是呀可比茲好多Yes,well,it'sbetterthanwhatWolowitz他畫了一個大陰囊的浣Hedrewaraccoonwithwhatappearstobeadistendedscrotum.It'skindaUntilyougettothe我怎么會有希望建立新的友情關(guān)系WhathopedoIhaveforestablishingnewrelationshipsgiventhat現(xiàn)存的朋友們都舍不得用他們漫長生命的mycurrentfriendsapparentlycouldnottakeafewhoursoutoftheirlivestohelpme?我沒打算為大蛋蛋浣熊說話Sheldon,I'mnotgoingtodefendabig-balledWell,Idon'tseehowyou說的是或許你不能把這些當(dāng)作純粹WhatI'mtryingtosayisthatmaybeyoucan'tapproachthisasapurelyinlectualexercise.Whatdoyou還記得你怎么在網(wǎng)上學(xué)游泳嗎Well,rememberwhenyoutriedtolearnhowtoswimusingtheInternet?IdidlearnhowtoOnthefloor.TheskillsareIjusthavenointerestingoinginthe那你為啥要學(xué)游泳呀Thenwhylearnhowto冰蓋在融化呀TheicecapsareInthefuture,swimmingisn'tgoingtobeButyoudobringupaninterestingIdon'thavetobreaknewgroundI'msuremuchoftheresearchalready不不說的是如果你想學(xué)如何交No,no,mypointis,ifyouwanttolearnhowtomakefriends,thenjustgoouttoacoffeeshoporaMeetpeople.TalktoThat'sinsaneonthefaceof-我們?nèi)ツ膬篊omeon.-WhereareweYou'redrivingmetotheI'mgoingtoacquireabookthatsummarizesthecurrenttheoriesinthefieldoffriend-Whydon'tyoujustliedownonthefloorandswimthere?CowiththeDeathofaLoved

-Mycondolences.-Thank家人還是朋友?-Familyorfriend?-Ifithadbeenafriend,I'mavailabletofilltheIt'sjustaswell.Shesmelledlike好吧要是你在這嗅人玩我去買點(diǎn)熱脆餅Okay,ifyou'regonnastartsniffingpeople,I'mgonnagogetahotpretzel.Excuse有交友的書嗎DoyouhaveanybooksaboutmakingUm,yeah,butthey'reallforlittleIassumetheskillscanbeextrapolatedandtrainset.Ilovetrains.Ibetyoudo....Allright,let'ssee...<兔子波尼有兩個了BernieBunnyHasTwoDaddies估計(jì)是兔子的故That'sprobablyabout ual<沙鼠和在公車上GerrytheGerbilandtheBulliesontheReadit.NotOh,hereweStutheCockatooIsNewatthe莎拉 Wayne,na"withherhusbandandbestfriend,Mark,andtheircockatooStu."Hardlymakesheranexpertinmakingfriends,wouldn'tyouagree?Idon'tlikebirds.TheyscareMostpeopledon'tsee你讀啥呢WhatareyouCuriousGeorge.Oh,IdolikeCuriousGeorgeisamonkey.算是化的但沒錯或許啥時候咱倆去看個猴子唄你覺得好Say,maybesometimeyouandIcouldgoseemonkeystogether.Wouldyoulikethat?你干嘛呢?Sheldon,whatareyoung?我和這小交朋友呢你叫什么名字I'mmakingfriendswiththislittlegirl.What'syourname?嗨瑞貝卡我是你的新朋友Hi,Rebecca.I'myournewfriend,Sheldon.不別搞了走吧

No,you'renot.Let's-別抬頭上面有Wewerereallyhittingitoff.-Don'tlookup.There'scameras.知道哈在"你有多了解"那他最喜歡的氨基酸填的啥whatdidyouputforhisfavoriteamino-Lysine.-完了我本來寫了賴氨酸又改了Damnit,Ihadlysineandchangedit.太好了時間剛剛好Oh,good,you'rejustintime.IbelieveI'veisolatedthealgorithmformakingSheldon,thereisnoalgorithmformakingWell,hearhimout.Ifhe'sreallyontowecouldopenaboothatComic-Con.MakeaKripkeSee,myinitialapproachtoKripkehadthesameasthosethatdStutheCockatoowhenhewasnewatthezoo.鸚鵡斯圖StutheYes.He'snewatthezoo.It'saterrificthatwillguidemethroughtheprocess.有沒有考慮過出門時把他裝進(jìn)大木箱里Haveyouthoughtaboutputtinghiminacratewhileyou'reoutoftheapartment?你好Kripke?我是·o,Kripke?SheldonCooperItoccurredtomethatyouhadn'treturnedanyofmycallsbecauseIhadn'tofferedanyconcretesuggestionsforpursuingourfriendship.PerhapsthetwoofusmightshareamealI那有沒有時間喝個熱飲Well,thenperhapsyou'dhavetimeforahotPopularchoicesincludeIsee.No,no,no,wait.Don'thangup那怎么樣呢Whataboutarecreational我們肯定有共同Ibetwesharesomecommonlmeaninterestof真的呀?騎真馬Really?Onactuallmeanotherinterestof抱歉不到不得已我才不下水游I'msorry.IhavenodesiretogetinthewatertillIabsoluyhaveto.lmeanotherinterestofUh-oh,he'sstuckinaninfiniteIcanfix有意思但不是個人項(xiàng)目嗎 definitionasoloactivity?

Yeah.lmeanotherinterestof你喜不喜歡猴子呀Isthereanychanceyoulike你咋回事嘛?Whatiswrongwithyou?Everybodylikes別掛KripkeAloopcounterandanescapetotheleastobjectionableactivity.聰明啊I'msurprisedyousaw天呀咋交不到朋友呢Gee,whycan'tSheldonmake好了Kripke你剛說那 是我不太Allright,Kripke,thatlastintereststrikesmeastheleastobjectionable,andIwouldliketoproposethatwedothatAllright.Timetolearnrock要知道我超喜歡Youknow,IamafanofMaybeyou,meandyourdummycouldgogetahotbeverage.Hecouldtalkwhileyou不鳥攀Nope.IwannaclimbsomeThisappearssignificantlymoremonolithicthanitdidonmylaptop.想看原始人怎么用骨頭當(dāng)Oneexpectstoseehominidslearningtousebonesasweapons.你恐高啊YouafraidofHardly.AfearofheightsisAfearoffalling,ontheotherhand,isprudentandevolutionary.你說要鞏固我們的友情我最少要爬多高呀?WhatwouldyousayistheminimumaltitudeIneedtoachievetocementournewfoundkidsclimbthis.Littlekidhominids你工作就干這點(diǎn)事啊?父母一定很驕傲哈SoisthisyourentirejobYourparentsmustbesoproud.來啊-來了Let'sgo,Cooper.-I'mOkay,theharnessseemstobe剛才有點(diǎn)不能但網(wǎng)上說那是正常情況Asmallamountofincontinencejustnow,buttheWebsitesaidthat'stobeexpected.thisisn'tsobad.It'slikevertical嘿瞧瞧都爬到一半tothetop.IIwaswrong.Itisafearof你還好嗎YouallrightNotIfeelsomewhatlikeaninversetangentfunctionthat'sapproachedanasymptote.

你是說你卡住了Areyousayingyou're反正切曲線接近漸近線哪個字你不明白啊?Whatpartofinversetangentfunctionapproachinganasymptotedidyounot我都明白我又不是接著爬Iunderstoodallofit.I'mnotamoron.Justkeepgoing.Yeah,Idon'tthinkIWell,thenclimbbackNo,thatdoesn'tseemanymore你打算咋辦What'syour不能算是啥打算我要暈菜Well,it'snotexactlyan,butIthinkI'mgoingtopassout.I'msorry,canwepleasejustdoitonemore小事一件但真是It'salittlething,butyoureallydomiss我?guī)屡笥选づ疗婊丶页燥圛broughtmynewfriendBarryKripkehomeforotoyou,too.HowwasrockHepassedJusthungtherelikeabigTha-tha-that'swhereI你還有固定座位呢?Ooh,youhaveaspecialspot?WhatkindwackoareHowmuchtimeyou來點(diǎn)中餐YouwantsomeTerrific.GotanydentalIntheBeright吃中餐前要先把牙里的菜弄出IgottoflossthenfoodoutofmyteethifI'mgonnaeat.還好嗎?Sheldon,areyouokay?Oh,yes,Ipassoutallthetime,butitwasworthKripkeI'vemadesubstantialprogressinbondingwithKripke,whichbringsmetoanawkward咋了What's維持五個朋友的友情太了所以MaintaingfivefriendshipspromisestobeaHerculeantask,so...我要其中一I'mgoingtohavetoletoneofyouMe,me,letitbe德你是我的室友我的出行工具Leonard,youaremyroommate,mysourceofandyouhelpmefoldmysheetswhentheycomeoutofthedryer.Youare能吹口哨不?-CanIwhistle?-Don'tbe你沒有博士 你的水刺

Howard,youdonothaveaPhD;yourcologneisanassaultonthesenses;猶太重大節(jié)日期間你不能參與電子游戲andyou'renotavailablef