英語搞笑話劇劇本

第第頁英語搞笑話劇劇本

英語搞笑話劇劇本篇4

第一幕開場(chǎng)白

旁白：Longlongagotherelivedabeautifulprincess,andthereisabigfamily.Butthehostessdied.Hersonishandsomeandgoodness.Herhusbandmarriedanotherwife.Thestepmotherisverycrueltotheson.OnedaytheirKingwillholdaballandchooseaprinceforhisdaughter.

B:Girlsintheothersidelookatme,lookatme,lookatme…IamDavid,handsomeandcool.Itrymybesttoloosemyweightforthisball.Thisismyphotothreedaysago.

C:Iamrichandhumor.Lookatmysnow-whiteteeth,becauseIusethefamoustoothpastePeer.

A:Oh,CanIgototheball?

BandC:No!

B:Lookatyourself.Theclothesaresobadanddirty.

C:Yes,yes.

B:Yourhair…〔用手撥幾下〕

C:Whatamass!

B:Yourface

C:Blackanddirty,youseemedlikeafrog.〔B拿出青蛙的照片〕

B:Howcanyougotomeetthebeautifulprincess?

Stepmother:OK,children,let’sgo!

C:Mum,whatabouthim?

Stepmother:You,juststayathometodosomehousework.

A:But,Mum,Iwanttogothere.

Stepmother:Oh,OK.

BandC:Mum,whydoyoutakehim?Don’tyouthinkhewilllooseourface?

Finally,theygowithoutA.

第二幕仙女下凡

A:WhyWhyWhyIcan’tgotojointhatball.

旁白：Atthistimeabeautifulfairyappear.

Fairy:Ahh,mypoorchild!Whatthingsmakeyousosad?

A:Thebeautifulprincesswillheldaball,butmystepmotherandmybrothersdon’tletmegothere.

Fairy:Mygoodboy,letmehelpyou.(拿出一套禮服)

A:〔喜不自勝，預(yù)備去參與舞會(huì)?！?/p>

Fairy:Waitforamoment.Don’tforgetyourshoes.〔拿出一雙耐克鞋〕

A:Thankyou,myrespectfulfairy.

第三幕一見鐘情

旁白：Aiswearingbeautifulclothesgoingtothepalaceasquicklyaspossible,buthisbrotherandstepmotherhavealreadyarrived.

門衛(wèi)：Thene*t,theTrade’sfirstson.

B:Oh,beautifulprincess.Ihavegreatlyadmiredyouforalongtime,andyouarelikeaPizzainmyheart.

Princess:Pleasewaitforamoment,whattalentandskillyouhave?

B:I’llsingasongforyou.(Singing)Onlyyou

Princess:Pass.

門衛(wèi)：Thene*t.TheTrade’ssecondson.

C:LalaIama

Princess:Pass.

旁白：AtthattimeAwasappearingonthefrontdoorofthepalace.Allthepeoplewereshockedbyhishandsomeanddemeanor.

A:Beautifulprincess.CanIsingasongforyou?

Princess:Sure,please.

A:〔扶著公主從寶座上走下，兩人目光對(duì)視，走成一個(gè)圈，開始唱歌〕。

旁白：Allthepeopleseemtodisappear.OnlyAisleftintheprincess’seyes.Andsoistheprincess.Dangdangdangtheclockstrikes12.Aiswakenfromthehappiness.

A:Princess,Imustgonow.Iamverysorry.

Princess:Wait

旁白：InahurryAdroppedoneofhisshoes.Buttheprincesswasfollowinghim.

A:(Alookatprincessandthatshoehehastogointotheforest.)

第四幕丟失的鞋

旁白：Thene*tmorning,theguardbringstheshoetotheprincess.

侍衛(wèi)：Myprincess,thisistheshoeleftbyYangMasteryesterday.

Princess:That’sgreat!Godsaveme!Goanddeclare:Whoevercanwearthisshoewillbemyprince.

第五幕結(jié)局

旁白：Theguarsdeclaredthisthinginthewholecityanditcausedabigsensation.ThetwoprinceoftheTradearemoree*cited.

B:Oh,it’ssobeautiful.I’msureIcanwearthisshoe.

C:Doyouthinkitispossible?OnlyIcanwearthatshoe.

Stepmother:Stoptalking,mydearsons.Gotogetreadyforitquickly.Theguardswillcomeinnotime.

旁白：Awassweepingfloormoreandmoreslowly.Theguardscamein.

侍衛(wèi)：Thisistheshoe.Comeandtryit.

旁白：AtthismomentBcaughtitquickly,trieditandmurmured.

B:whycan’tIputiton?

Stepmother:Mydear,letmehelpyou.

旁白：ThemotherpulledBtothecornercuttinghistoe.ThenBputtheshoeveryhardly.

B:Myprincess,let’sgo.〔一瘸一拐〕

Princess:No,youarenotmyprince.Takeofftheshoe.

C:Letmetry.Letmetry.(murmuring)Icannotweariteither.

旁白：ThemotherpulledCtothecorneragain,andcuthisheel.

C:Myprincess,let’sgo.

Princess:No,youarenotmyprince,either.〔一瘸一拐〕

侍衛(wèi)：Whoelsedoesn’ttrytoputontheshoehere?

A:(Inalowvoice)Letmehaveatry.(Aputtheshoewithoutanydifficulty.Itjustfithim.AndAtookoffhisdirtyclothesagain.)

Princess:Wow,youaremyprince.

PrincessandPrincegotmarried.Thentheylivetogetherandtheyareveryhappy.

英語搞笑話劇劇本篇5

音樂：apple〔小熊表演〕

Bears:Todayisourbirthday.Wearesohappy!

Rs:Knock,knock,knock.〔敲門聲起〕

Bears:Who’sthat?

Rabbit1:Iam**.

R2:Iam**.

Rs:Wearerabbits.

Bs:Comein,please.〔開門，請(qǐng)進(jìn)〕

Rs:Happybirthday!〔送花〕

Bs:Thankyou.Pleasetakeaseat.〔做手勢(shì)，請(qǐng)坐〕

小熊把花插好

Ds:Knock,knock,knock.〔敲門聲起〕

Bs:who’sthat?

D1:Iam**.

D2:Iam**.

D3:Iam**.

Ds:Wearedogs.

Bs:Comein,please.

Ds:Happybirthday!

Bs:Thankyou.Pleasetakeaseat.

小熊把花插好

Cs:Knock,knock,knock.〔敲門聲起〕

Bs:who’sthat?

C1:Iam**.

C2:Iam**.

C3:Iam**.

Cs:Wearecats.

Bs:Comein,please.

Cs:Happybirthday!

Bs:Thankyou.Pleasetakeaseat.

小熊把花插好，拿水果款待客人

Bs:Whichfriutdoyoulike?

Rs:Itisred.Itisraund.

Bs:Oh!It’sapple.Hereyouare.

Rs:Thankyou.〔做吃狀〕

Ds:It’syellow.It’slong.

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