英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第1篇英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第1篇iamflyingtoday,speechistheidealwing,asamiddleschoolstudent,weareinlovefantasy,lovetodream,lovehighlighttheirpersonality,loveandzhangyangusdifferent,wewerenotmistaken,wenowarenotqualitativelyperiodofdevelopment,thereisnoonestandardforustojudgetheirownlifeandvalues.wealwaysletadultsknowthatwecandoityourselftolive,youcansolvetheirownproblems,butwehavesomedependence.lovedaydreaming,perhapstodaywewanttobeateacher,toeducateournewcomers,andperhapstomorrowwewanttobeascientisttoexploreourhumanitytothepresentdonotknowsomeofthemystery,orwehavenowaytoexplainsomephenomena...

wearewillingtoburytherealityofthecrueltyandinjustice,weareourparents,ourelderscouldnotunderstandsomeofthepracticeoflife,wedonotunderstandwhytheyliketodoah.itisourwishtoomuchtooyoungtoburysocialexperience.attitudeoflifewhenwearenotdeep.

downwelovefantasy,lovetodreamofbehavior,weneedtodooneforthepeopleandhumanprogremakeadifference.toouractionstoprovethatwehave!

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第2篇InsouthChina,thefavoriteandmosttypicaldisheswereniangao,sweetsteamedglutinousrice(糯米)puddingandzongzi(glutinousricewrappedupinreed(蘆葦)leaves),anotherpopulardelicacy.

在南方,喜愛(ài)和具代表性的食物是用甜糯米捏成的年糕,另一道受歡迎的美食是用蘆葦包上糯米作成的粽子.

Inthenorth,steamed-wheatbread(mantou)andsmallmeatdumplingswerethepreferredfood.

在北方,饅頭和小甜餃?zhǔn)鞘走x

Thetremendousamountoffoodpreparedatthistimewasmeanttosymbolizeabundanceandwealthforthehousehold

這種時(shí)候準(zhǔn)備巨量的食品是味了象征家庭的豐饒

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第3篇ChineseNewYearisthemostimportantfestivityfortheChinesepeople.ItisalsocalledtheSpringFestivalortheLunarNewYear.

Everyyearhasananimal’sname.Theseanimalsaretherat,ox,tiger,rabbit,dragon,snake,horse,ram,monkey,rooster,dogandpig.AChineselegendsaysthatthesetwelveanimalshadarace.Thefirstyearwasnamedaftertherat,thewinner.Theotherelevenyearswerenamedaftertheorderinwhichtheanimalsarrivedintherace.Thecleverratjumpedontotheox’sbackthenattheendjumpedovertheox’sheadtoarrivefirst!

TheChinesebelievethatapersonborninaparticularyearhassomeofthecharacteristicsofanimal.

OnChineseNewYear’sEveallfamilymembersenjoyabig,deliciousisveryimportantfortheChinesetobewiththeirfamiliesonthisisalwayspartofthedinnerbecauseitrepresentsabundance.

OnNewYear’sDayallChinesechildrenwearnewclotheswithbrightisconsideredaluckycolor.ParentsandrelativesgivechildrenthetraditionalNewYear’sgiftcalledluckymoney.Thismoneyisputintobrightredandgoldenvelopes.Fillunderthepillow.inthemorningofnewyear,thekidwakesuptoseethe“l(fā)uckymoney”,expressthatoneselfbecomeoneyearolder.Redisatraditionalcolorforfestivals,celebrations,weddingsandbirthdays.

Theliondancersarealwayspartofthefestivities.Thelionhasabigheadandlongbodymadeofcloth.Theliondanceisaccompaniedbydrums,cymbalsandnoisyfirecrackers.Accordingtoancienttraditionsthegreatnoisefrightensawayevilspirits.

ThedragonisthemostimportantfigureoftheChineseNewYearfestivitiesandparades.Thedragonisconsideredaluckyfigure.Aparadedragoncanbe20to30meterslong!Sixtyormoremenmoveunderalongcloththatrepresentsthedragon’stail.

DuringtheparadechildrenrepresenttheanimalsoftheChinesearealsoacrobatsandmusiciansinbeautifulcostumes.

HappyNewYear!

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第4篇loveyourmother

愛(ài)你的母親

whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhismom?

你為什么哭?一個(gè)小男孩問(wèn)他的媽媽.

^v^becausei'mawoman,^v^shetoldhim.

因?yàn)槲沂桥?她告訴他.

^v^idon'tunderstand,^v^hesaid.

我不明白.他回答

hismomjusthuggedhimandsaid,

^v^andyouneverwill,butthat's.^v^.......

媽媽擁抱了他說(shuō),^v^你永遠(yuǎn)也不會(huì)明白,但沒(méi)關(guān)系...^v^

laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather,

^v^whydoesmomseemtocryfornoreason?^v^.

后來(lái)小男孩問(wèn)他的父親^v^媽媽為什么似乎在無(wú)緣無(wú)故的哭泣?^v^

^v^allwomencryfornoreason,^v^wasallhisdadcouldsay......

^v^所有的女人都會(huì)常常沒(méi)有原因地哭泣^v^,這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的...

thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman,

stillwonderingwhywomencry.

等到小男孩長(zhǎng)大,成了男人的時(shí)候,

他仍然奇怪媽媽為什么哭.

finallyheputinacalltogodandwhengodgotbacktohim,heasked^v^god,whydowomencrysoeasily?^v^

最后他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問(wèn)^v^上帝,為什么女人容易哭泣?^v^

godanswered......

上帝回答:

^v^whenimadewoman,

idecidedshehadtobespecial.

imadehershoulders

strongenoughtocarry

theweightoftheworld,yet,

madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivecomfort...

^v^當(dāng)我創(chuàng)造女人的時(shí)候,

我決定把她造的很特別,

我讓她的雙肩強(qiáng)壯的足以能夠承擔(dān)整個(gè)世界,但是,

卻讓她的雙臂溫柔的足夠去安慰他人...

igavehertheinnerstrength

toendurechildbirth

andtherejection

thatmanytimeswillcome

evenfromherownchildren.

我給她內(nèi)在的力量去忍受生產(chǎn)的劇痛,

也讓她有勇氣承受無(wú)數(shù)的傷害,

甚至這些傷害有時(shí)會(huì)來(lái)自于自己的孩子...

igaveherahardness

thatallowsher

tokeepgoingandtakecare

ofherfamilyandfriends,

evenwheneveryoneelsegivesup,throughsicknessandfatiguewithout

complaining....

我給她頑強(qiáng),讓她能夠不斷地前進(jìn),

并且照顧自己的家人和朋友,

甚至當(dāng)每個(gè)人都放棄的時(shí)候,

她卻能夠堅(jiān)強(qiáng)地在疾病和勞累之時(shí)毫無(wú)怨言...

igaveherthesensitivitytoloveherchildrenunderanyandallcircumstances.evenwhenherchildhashurtherbadly....

shehastheveryspecialpowertomakeachild'sboo-boofeelbetterandtoquellateenager'sanxietiesandfears....

我給她內(nèi)心的敏感,讓她在任何環(huán)境下都深愛(ài)著自己的孩子.甚至在他們深深傷害她的時(shí)候...

她用那特別的力量，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時(shí)候感到安慰，也能夠讓年輕的子女消除緊張與恐懼...

igaveherstrengthtocareforherhusband,despitefaults

andifashionedherfromhisribtoprotecthisheart....

我給她力量關(guān)心她的丈夫，盡管他會(huì)犯錯(cuò).我用男人的肋骨創(chuàng)造了女人，使女人可以保護(hù)男人的心臟...

igaveherwisdomtoknowthatagoodhusbandneverhurtshiswife,butsometimestestsherstrengthsandherresolvetostandbesidehimunfalteringly....

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第5篇Earnenglishnotonlybecauseofitsimportanceanditsusefulness,butalsobecauseofmyloveforilearnenglish,icanfeeladifferentwayofthinkingwhichgivesmemoreroomtotouchtheireadenglishnovels,icanfeelthepleasurefromthebookwhichisdifferentfromreadingtheispeakenglish,icanfeeltheconfidentfrommyiwriteenglish,icanseethebeautywhichisnotthesameasourchinese...

Iloveenglish,itgivesmeacolorfulhopeicantravelaroundtheworldoneday.withmygoodenglish,icanmakefriendswithmanypeoplefromdifferentcanseemanyplacesofgreatdreamthaticangotolondon,becauseitisthebirthplaceofenglish.

Ialsowanttousemygoodenglishtointroduceourgreatplacestotheenglishspokenpeople,ihopethattheycanloveourcountrylikeus.

Iknow,romewasnotbuiltinaday.ibelievethataftercontinuoushardstudy,onedayicanspeakenglishverywell.ifyouwanttobeloved,youshouldlearntoloveandbelovable.soibelieveasiloveenglisheveryday,itwilllovemetoo.

Iamsurethatiwillrealizemydreamoneday!

Thankyou!

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第6篇Goodmorningeveryone!

MynameisJieLidi.Today,mytopicis:“Confidence”.Asweallknow,failureisthemotherofsuccess.ButWhatIwanttosayisthatsuccessisthechildofconfidence.Withoutconfidence,thingscanbecom#enegativeanduncom#fortable.Iremember,duringanEnglishclass,Iwantedtomakeasentenceusingtheword^v^listen^v^.Ishouldhavesaid:^v^IlistentotheVoiceofAmerica^v^butIwastoonervousandsaid^v^IlistentotheNoiseofAmerica^v^.Everybodyintheclasslaughed.SincethenIwantedtotrainmyselftobeconfident.Now,confidencemakesmebraveandcourageous.Takethisspeechforexample.Iwantedtoenterthiscom#petition,butIwouldfeelveryembarrassedifImademistakes.Justthen,Ithoughtaboutmydream.Mydreamistobecom#eascientistwhenIgrowup.IfIamnotconfident,howcanIovercom#edifficultiesIface?IfIamnotconfident,howcanIsucceedindevelopingmyselfinthefuture?Iwilldoit!Today,IammakingaspeechinpublicandIfeelproudandconfident!

Iamsure,inthefuture,withconfidence,Iwillgoforward-alwaysforward.Confidencewillmakemydreamscom#etrue!

Thankyou!

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第7篇WhentheteacherasksmethequestionofwhatdoIwanttobeinthefuture,Iwouldtellhimwithouthesitationthatbeingateacherisalwaysmydream.Thisismyidealjob,becausethecontributionthatIcanmakebringsmethegreatesthappiness.Ilikereadingbookssomuch.EverytimewhenIlearnsomethingnewandinteresting,I'dliketosharewithmyfriends.Beingateacher,Iwillpassthepositiveinformationtomystudentsandguidethemtobebetterpersons.Formyidealjob,Imuststudyhard.Successdoesn'tcomeeasy.Ineedtomakegreatprogress.

當(dāng)老師問(wèn)我未來(lái)想做什么的時(shí)候，我會(huì)毫不猶豫地告訴他，我的夢(mèng)想是成為一名老師。這是我的理想工作，因?yàn)樽鳛橐幻處熕龀龅呢暙I(xiàn)可以給我?guī)?lái)最大的幸福。我喜歡閱讀，每次學(xué)習(xí)到新知識(shí)和有趣的東西時(shí)，我就想與我的朋友分享。成為一名老師，我會(huì)將這些積極的信息傳遞給我的學(xué)生，引導(dǎo)他們成為更好的人。為了我的理想工作，我必須努力學(xué)習(xí)。成功來(lái)之不易，我需要取得更大的進(jìn)步。

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第8篇Mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.Mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.Onedayafaircametothenearbytown.

^v^Let’sgotothefair,Matt,^v^hiswifesaid.^v^Wehaven’tbeenanywhereforalongtime.^v^

Mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.Heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.Atlasthesaid,^v^Allright,butI’mnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.We’lllookatthings,butwewon’tbuyanything.^v^

Theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.ThereweremanythingsMatt’swifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney.

Then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane.

^v^Funflights!^v^thenoticesaid,^v^$$10for10minutes.

Matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.However,hedidn’twanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell.

^v^I’veonlygot$$10,^v^hetoldthepilot.^v^Canmywifecomewithmeforfree?^v^Thepilotwasn’tsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,^v^I’llmakeabargainwithyou.Ifyourwifedoesn’tscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight.^v^

Mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife.

Thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.Atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown.

Whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,^v^0.K.yourwifedidn’tmakeasound.Shecanhaveherridefree.^v^

^v^Thankyou,^v^Mattsaid.^v^Itwasn’teasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout.^v^

看完“幽默英語(yǔ)演講稿3篇”的人還看：

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第9篇Mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.Mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.Onedayafaircametothenearbytown.

^v^Let’sgotothefair,Matt,^v^hiswifesaid.^v^Wehaven’tbeenanywhereforalongtime.^v^

Mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.Heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.Atlasthesaid,^v^Allright,butI’mnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.We’lllookatthings,butwewon’tbuyanything.^v^

Theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.ThereweremanythingsMatt’swifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney.

Then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane.

^v^Funflights!^v^thenoticesaid,^v^$$10for10minutes.

Matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.However,hedidn’twanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell.

^v^I’veonlygot$$10,^v^hetoldthepilot.^v^Canmywifecomewithmeforfree?^v^Thepilotwasn’tsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,^v^I’llmakeabargainwithyou.Ifyourwifedoesn’tscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight.^v^

Mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife.

Thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.Atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown.

Whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,^v^0.K.yourwifedidn’tmakeasound.Shecanhaveherridefree.^v^

^v^Thankyou,^v^Mattsaid.^v^Itwasn’teasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout.^v^

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第10篇AfriendofminenamedPaulreceivedanautomobilefromhisbrotherasaChristmaspresent.OnChristmasEvewhenPaulcameoutofhisoffice,astreeturchinwaswalkingaroundtheshinynewcar,admiringit.

^v^Isthisyourcar,Mister?^v^hesaid.

Paulnodded.^v^MybrothergaveittomeforChristmas.^v^Theboywasastounded.^v^Youmeanyourbrothergaveittoyouanditdidn’tcostyounothing?Boy,Iwish...^v^Hehesitated.

OfcoursePaulknewwhathewasgoingtowishfor.Hewasgoingtowishhehadabrotherlikethat.ButwhattheladsaidjarredPaulallthewaydowntohisheels.

^v^Iwish,^v^theboywenton,^v^ThatIcouldbeabrother

likethat.^v^

Paullookedattheboyinastonishment,thenimpulsivelyheadded,^v^Wouldyouliketotakearideinmycar?^v^

^v^Ohyes,Idlovethat.^v^

Afterashortride,theboyturnedwithhiseyesaglow,said,^v^Mister,wouldyouminddrivinginfrontofmyhouse?^v^

Paulsmiledalittle.Hethoughtheknewwhattheladwanted.Hewantedtoshowhisneighborsthathecouldridehomeinabigautomobile.ButPaulwaswrongagain.^v^Willyoustopwherethosetwostepsare?^v^theboyasked.

Heranupthesteps.TheninalittlewhilePaulheardhimcomingback,buthewasnotcomingfast.Hewascarryinghislittlecrippledbrother.Hesathimdownonthebottomstep,thensortofsqueezedupagainsthimandpointedtothecar.

^v^Theresheis,Buddy,justlikeItoldyouupstairs.HisbrothergaveittohimforChristmasanditdidn’tcosthimacent.AndsomedayImgonnagiveyouonejustlikeit...thenyoucanseeforyourselfalltheprettythingsintheChristmaswindowsthatIvebeentryingtotellyouabout.^v^

Paulgotoutandliftedtheladtothefrontseatofhiscar.Theshining-eyedolderbrotherclimbedinbesidehimandthethreeofthembeganamemorableholidayride.ThatChristmasEve,PaullearnedwhatJesusmeantwhenhesaid:^v^Itismoreblessedtogive...^v^

內(nèi)容：

哥哥的心愿

圣誕節(jié)時(shí)，保羅的哥哥送他一輛新車。圣誕節(jié)當(dāng)天，保羅離開(kāi)辦公室時(shí)，一個(gè)男孩繞著那輛閃閃發(fā)亮的新車，十分贊嘆地問(wèn)：

^v^先生，這是你的車?^v^

保羅點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭：^v^這是我哥哥送給我的圣誕節(jié)禮物。^v^男孩滿臉驚訝，支支吾吾地說(shuō)：^v^你是說(shuō)這是你哥送的禮物，沒(méi)花你一分錢?天哪，我真希望也能……^v^

保羅當(dāng)然知道男孩他真想希望什么。他希望能有一個(gè)象那樣的哥哥。但是小男孩接下來(lái)說(shuō)的話卻完全出乎了保羅的意料。

^v^我希望自己能成為送車給弟弟的哥哥。^v^男孩繼續(xù)說(shuō)。

保羅驚愕地看著那男孩，沖口而出地說(shuō)：^v^你要不要坐我的車去兜風(fēng)?^v^

^v^哦，當(dāng)然好了，我太想坐了!^v^

車開(kāi)了一小段路后，那孩子轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)頭來(lái)，眼睛閃閃發(fā)亮，對(duì)我說(shuō)：^v^先生，你能不能把車子開(kāi)到我家門(mén)前?^v^

保羅微笑，他知道孩子想干什么。那男孩必定是要向鄰居炫耀，讓大家知道他坐了一部大轎車回家。但是這次保羅又猜錯(cuò)了。^v^你能不能把車子停在那兩個(gè)臺(tái)階前?^v^男孩要求道。

男孩跑上了階梯，過(guò)了一會(huì)兒保羅聽(tīng)到他回來(lái)了，但動(dòng)作似乎有些緩慢。原來(lái)把他跛腳的弟弟帶出來(lái)了，將他安置在第一個(gè)臺(tái)階上，緊緊地抱著他，指著那輛新車。

只聽(tīng)那男孩告訴弟弟：^v^你看，這就是我剛才在樓上對(duì)你說(shuō)的那輛新車。這是保羅他哥哥送給他的哦!將來(lái)我也會(huì)送給你一輛像這樣的車，到那時(shí)候你就能自己去看那些在圣誕節(jié)時(shí)，掛窗口上的`漂亮飾品了，就象我告訴過(guò)你的那樣。^v^

保羅走下車子，把跛腳男孩抱到車子的前座。興奮得滿眼放光的哥哥也爬上車子，坐在弟弟的身旁。就這樣他們?nèi)碎_(kāi)始一次令人難忘的假日兜風(fēng)。

那個(gè)圣誕夜，保羅才真正體會(huì)主耶穌所說(shuō)的^v^施比受更有福^v^的道理。

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第11篇Thehoursofawisemanarelengthenedbyhisideasasthoseofafoolarebyhispassions.Thetimeoftheoneislong,becausehedoesnotknowwhattodowithit;asisthatoftheother,becausehedistinguisheseverymomentofitwithusefuloramusingthoughts,orinotherwords,becausetheoneisalwayswishingitaway,andtheotheralwaysenjoyingit.

Howdifferentistheviewofpastlife,inthemanwhoisgrownoldinknowledgeandwisdom,fromthatofhimwhoisgrowninignoranceandfolly?Thelatterisliketheownerofabarrencountry,thatfillshiseyewiththe[1]prospectofnakedhillsandplains,whichproducenothingeitherprofitableor[2]ornamental;theother[3]beholdsabeautifulandspaciouslandscape,dividedintodelightfulgardens,greenmeadows,fruitfulfields,andcanscarce[4]casthiseyeuponasinglespotofhispossessions,thatisnotcoveredwithsomebeautifulplantorflower.

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第12篇Goodmorning/afternoon!

Firstthingfirst,Igottasay,wow,itsfunnythingtobegivenachancelikebetold,IreallygotalittlebitnervousbeforeIstandrighthere,socalledstageyoulookspecificallyonme.Youmayfindmyhandsshaking,prettyassemblestheguywhosufferedfromPakinsonsdisease,andlegswobbling,likeIcaughtso-calledballleg.Okay,letsstopgoingaroundthebushandgetbacktomytopicreallyliketotalkafunnystoryIhavejustheard.

AladycalledLucyemigratedtoUnitedStatesseveralyearsspokenEnglishisnotthatfluent.Andoneday,sheisjustsittingonthecouchwithhisfriendsMandywatchingSit-Com.

AnoiseofbumphadtheattentionofMandy,whichledhertogooutofthehousetryingtofigureoutwhathadyouimaginethatMandygostraightoutwithmerelyaLucyshoutedather,^v^Lucy,turnyourclotheson.^v^Whatsuprisedhermost,beyondherwildestimagination,isthatalmostallthemaleinthiscountrytooktheirheadoutofthemadeamistakehere.

ThewordspittedmeansMandyistotallynakedtothereasonthatmalelookedoutoftherightsentenceshallbe,^v^putyourclothingon.^v^Thestoryinspiresyoutotakeacarefullookonthevastdifferencebetweeneasternandwesternculture.

Thatsfullofit,thankyouforyourtime!

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第13篇Icanneverforgetthesummerin1996.IwentthroughanextremityofdespairduetomyfailureintheNationalCollegeEntranceExamination.Itseemedthatmydreamofbeingauniversitystudentwouldnevercometrue.OneeveningmyfathercameandtoldmethestoryofStevenCallahan,whowascrossingtheAtlanticaloneinhissailboatwhenitstrucksomethingandwasamiraclethathesurvivedandwasfound76dayslater(thelongestanyonehassurvivedashipwreckonaliferaftalone).Laterinhisnarrativehewrotethesesentences“ItellmyselfIcanhandleit.ComparedtowhatothershavebeenthroughI’mfortunate”.

HearingthesesentencesIfeltsomethingimportantstruckme.Ibelivedmylifewouldmotbethatbadanditwasprovedtobetrue.LaterduringmystudyintheuniversityIalwaystoldmyself“Icanhandleit”whenmyowngoalsseemedfarofforwhenmyproblemsseemedtoooverwhelmingandeverytimeIsaidit,Ialwayscamebacktomysenses.

NowIworkasanEnglishteacherinamiddleschool.Whenevermystudentscomplainabouttheirdifficultiesinstudyorwanttogiveup,IwilltellthesamestoryofCallahantothem.Ijustwanttomakethembelievetheycanhandletheirdifficultiesbecausetheircircumstancesareonlybadcomparedtosomethingbetter.Butothershavebeenthroughmuchworse.Thentheywillbuildupfortitude.

Sohere,comingtousfromtheextremeedgeofsurvival,arewordsthatcangiveusstrength.Whateveryou’regoingthrough,tellyourselfyoucanhandleit.Comparedtowhatothershavebeenthrough,you’refortunate.Tellthistoyourselfoverandover,anditwillhelpyougetthroughtheroughspotswithlittlemorefortitude.

我永生難忘1996年的夏天。由于我在高考中的失利，我感到了極度的失望，我要成為一名大學(xué)生的夢(mèng)想似乎是無(wú)法實(shí)現(xiàn)了。一天傍晚，我的父親來(lái)給我講了一個(gè)關(guān)于史蒂文·卡拉漢的故事，史蒂文獨(dú)自駕駛著帆船橫渡大西洋，途中船遇難下沉，但是他卻活了下來(lái)并在76天后被人發(fā)現(xiàn)。(他是世界上遇海灘在救生艇中存活最長(zhǎng)時(shí)間的人了)。后來(lái)卡拉漢在他的敘述中寫(xiě)到“我告訴自己一定可以挺過(guò)去的，跟別人的遭遇相比，我已經(jīng)算是幸運(yùn)的了”。

聽(tīng)了這些話，我被深深地震撼了，我相信我的生活不會(huì)太差而事實(shí)也證明了這一點(diǎn)，后來(lái)我得到了進(jìn)入大學(xué)學(xué)習(xí)的機(jī)會(huì)，在大學(xué)學(xué)習(xí)期間，當(dāng)我覺(jué)得自己的目標(biāo)似乎遙不可及或者我遇到了似乎無(wú)法解決的問(wèn)題時(shí)，我就勉勵(lì)自己說(shuō)“我能挺過(guò)去的”而每每念及這句話，我總能有所醒悟。

現(xiàn)在我在一所中學(xué)教英語(yǔ)，每當(dāng)學(xué)生們報(bào)怨學(xué)習(xí)的困難或是想放棄時(shí)，我就給他們講卡拉漢的故事，我就是想讓他們相信他們可以從困難中挺過(guò)去的，因?yàn)槔Ь扯际窍鄬?duì)而言的，有些人比我們更不幸，然后他們就會(huì)在自己心中建立起永不放棄的信念。

從這個(gè)大難不死的故事中，我們學(xué)到了能給予我們勇氣與力量的話語(yǔ)，無(wú)論你遭遇了什么，都要對(duì)你自己說(shuō)：一定能挺過(guò)去的。與其他人的不幸相比，你已經(jīng)算是很幸運(yùn)了，要一遍一遍地用此話鼓勵(lì)自己，這個(gè)信念會(huì)使你更有信心渡過(guò)難關(guān)。

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第14篇Alongtimeago,therewasahugeappletree.Alittleboylovedtocomeandplayarounditeveryday.Heclimbedtothetreetop,atetheapples,tookanapundertheshadow…Helovedthetreeandthetreelovedtoplaywithhim.

Timewentby…Thelittleboyhadgrownupandhenolongerplayedaroundthetree.

Oneday,theboycamebacktothetreeandlookedsad.“Comeandplaywithme,”thetreeaskedtheboy.

“Iamnolongerakid,Idon’tplayaroundtreesanymore.”Theboyreplied,“Iwanttoys.Ineedmoneytobuythem.”“Sorry,butIdon’thavemoney…butyoucanpickallmyapplesandsellthem.So,youwillhavemoney.”Theboywassoexcited.Hepickedalltheapplesonthetreeandlefthappily.Theboydidn’tcomebackafterhepickedtheapples.Thetreewassad.

Oneday,theboyreturnedandthetreewassoexcited.“Comeandplaywithme.”Thetreesaid.“Idon’thavetimetoplay.Ihavetoworkformyfamily.Weneedahouseforshelter.Canyouhelpme?”“Sorry,butIdon’thaveahouse.Butyoucancutoffmybranchestobuildyourhouse.”Sotheboycutallthebranchesofthetreeandlefthappily.

Thetreewasgladtoseehimhappybuttheboydidn’tappearsincethen.Thetreewasagainlonelyandsad.Onehotsummerday,theboyreturnedandthetreewasdelighted.“Comeandplaywithme!”thetreesaid.

“Iamsadandgettingold.Iwanttogosailingtorelaxmyself.Canyougivemeaboat?”“Usemytrunktobuildtheboat.Youcansailandbehappy.”Sotheboycutthetreetrunktomakeaboat.Hewentsailinganddidnotshowupforalongtime.

Finally,theboyreturnedafterheleftforsomanyyears.“Sorry,myboy.ButIdon’thaveanythingforyouanymore.Nomoreapplesforyou.”thetreesaid.“Idon’thaveteethtobite.”Theboyreplied.“Nomoretrunkforyoutoclimbon.”“Iamtoooldforthatnow.”theboysaid.“Ireallywanttogiveyousomething…theonlythingleftismydyingroots.”Thetreesaidwithtears.“Idon’tneedmuchnow,justaplacetorest.Iamtiredafteralltheseyears.”Theboyreplied.“Good!Oldtreerootsarethebestplacetoleanonandrest.Comehere,pleasesitdownwithmeandhavearest.”Theboysatdownandthetreewasgladandsmiledwithtears…

Thisisastoryofeveryone.Thetreeisourparent.Whenwewereyoung,welovedtoplaywithMomandDad…Whenwegrowup,weleavethem,andonlycometothemwhenweneedsomethingorwhenweareintrouble.Nomatterwhat,parentswillalwaysbethereandgiveeverythingtheycouldtomakeyouhappy.Youmaythinkthattheboyiscrueltothetreebutthat'showallofusaretreatingourparents.

翻譯如下：

很久以前有一棵蘋(píng)果樹(shù)。一個(gè)小男孩每天都喜歡來(lái)到樹(shù)旁玩耍。他爬到樹(shù)頂，吃蘋(píng)果，在樹(shù)蔭里打盹……他愛(ài)這棵樹(shù)，樹(shù)也愛(ài)和他一起玩。

隨著時(shí)間的流逝，小男孩長(zhǎng)大了。他不再到樹(shù)旁玩耍了。

一天，男孩回到樹(shù)旁，看起來(lái)很悲傷?！皝?lái)和我玩吧!”樹(shù)說(shuō)。

“我不再是小孩了，我不會(huì)再到樹(shù)下玩耍了?！蹦泻⒋鸬剑拔蚁胍婢?，我需要錢來(lái)買?！?/p>

“很遺憾，我沒(méi)有錢……但是你可以采摘我的所有蘋(píng)果拿去賣。這樣你就有錢了?！蹦泻⒑芘d奮。他摘掉樹(shù)上所有的蘋(píng)果，然后高興地離開(kāi)了。自從那以后男孩沒(méi)有回來(lái)。樹(shù)很傷心。

一天，男孩回來(lái)了，樹(shù)非常興奮?！皝?lái)和我玩吧。”樹(shù)說(shuō)?！拔覜](méi)有時(shí)間玩。我得為我的家庭工作。我們需要一個(gè)房子來(lái)遮風(fēng)擋雨，你能幫我嗎?”很遺憾，我沒(méi)有房子。但是，你可以砍下我的樹(shù)枝來(lái)建房?！耙虼耍泻⒖诚滤械臉?shù)枝，高高興興地離開(kāi)了。

看到他高興，樹(shù)也很高興。但是，自從那時(shí)起男孩沒(méi)再出現(xiàn)，樹(shù)有孤獨(dú)，傷心起來(lái)。

突然，在一個(gè)夏日，男孩回到樹(shù)旁，樹(shù)很高興。“來(lái)和我玩吧!”樹(shù)說(shuō)。

“我很傷心，我開(kāi)始老了。我想去航海放松自己。你能不能給我一條船?”“用我的樹(shù)干去造一條船，你就能航海了，你會(huì)高興的?！庇谑牵泻⒖车箻?shù)干去造船。他航海去了，很長(zhǎng)一段時(shí)間未露面。

許多年后男孩終于回來(lái)了?！昂苓z憾，我的孩子，我再也沒(méi)有任何東西可以給你了。沒(méi)有蘋(píng)果給你……”樹(shù)說(shuō)?！拔覜](méi)有牙齒啃?！蹦泻⒋鸬健！皼](méi)有樹(shù)干供你爬。”“現(xiàn)在我老了，爬不上去了?！蹦泻⒄f(shuō)?！拔艺娴南氚岩磺卸冀o你……我唯一剩下的東西是快要死去的樹(shù)墩。”樹(shù)含著眼淚說(shuō)。“現(xiàn)在，我不需要什么東西，只需要一個(gè)地方來(lái)休息。經(jīng)過(guò)了這些年我太累了?！蹦泻⒋鸬??！疤昧?老樹(shù)墩就是倚著休息的最好地方。過(guò)來(lái)，和我一起坐下休息吧。”男孩坐下了，樹(shù)很高興，含淚而笑……

這是一個(gè)發(fā)生在每一個(gè)人身上的故事。那棵樹(shù)就像我們的父母。我們小的時(shí)候，喜歡和爸爸媽媽玩……長(zhǎng)大后，便離開(kāi)他們，只有在我們需要父母親，或是遇到了困難的時(shí)候，才會(huì)回去找他們。盡管如此，父母卻總是有求必應(yīng)，為了我們的幸福，無(wú)私地奉獻(xiàn)自己的一切。你也許覺(jué)得那個(gè)男孩很殘忍，但我們何嘗不是這樣呢?

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第15篇Asweallknow,^v^Failureisthemotherofsuccess.^v^Butfewpeoplecanreallyunderstandwhatthesayingmeans.Intheworld,Iamsurethatnoonedaresayhehasn'tmetanytroubleallhislife.Sowemustfacefailure.Infact,failureisnotfearful,butimportantthingishowtofaceitcorrectly.

Facingfailure,peoplewillnevertaketheirfatelyingwilltrytheirbesttoworkharderandharderuntilatlasttheysucceed.

Notbeingcourageoustofacesetbacks,peoplehavenochancetoenjoythepleasureofsuccess.Sotheyhavenothingtodobutfeelsadandemptyalldayandallnight.Infact,theylosethechanceofsuccethemselves.

Myfriend,wheneverintrouble,pleaseremember,^v^Failureisthemotherofsuccess.^v^youcandoit!youcouldbetheone!whatevertroubleyoumethowterribleitwas,youjustthinkthatallwillbeallright,thereisnothingsisimportanceinthebelieveyouoftencomplainoftheterriblethigsyousuffeinthetrouble,soyoucannothappyandhaveayourlife'sgolfwillbenotlifewon'tmusthavethesurelymind,anddoitbytheplan.nobodydontlikeconfidentpeople,themostimportancepointisyouhaveit,everythingyoudoitwillbesucceful!

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第16篇Goodevening,LadiesandGentlemen:

Thankyouverymuchforchoosingtocomeinsuchacoldmytopicisaboutchoiceandresearchshowsthatamanhastomake73choicesonesomanychoicesoneday,peopleeasilygetsoconfusedandafraidofmakingwrongchoicethattheyhesitateandfinallymissthetruepartoflife.Inmyopinion,thefollowingpartisofmuchmoreimportancethanthechoice.Thereisnoabsoluterightorwrongchoicebutwonderfulorboringlife,whichtheprocessmakesthedifference.Lifeisaboxofchocolate,youneverknowwhatyouwillget.ForrestGumpmadenodecisionbyandforhimselfbutheaccomplishedgreatsuccesswithhisstrongwillintheprocess.Theprocessisnottheroaditselfbuttheattitudesandfeelings,thecaution,courageandpersistancewehaveasweencounternewexperienceandunexpectedobstacles.Takemyselfasanexample,IchangedmymajorwhenIbecameapostgraduate.Afterthechoice,dayshavebeenharshforcannotunderstandthenewlessonsatall.FortheyarecloselyrelatedtomathmaticswhichIlearnednothingaboutbefore.Howeverwuththebeliefthatthisisthegreatchanceformetoexperiencenewideasandchallengemyself,Ipersisted.Iaskedforhelpfromeverychannelandreorgonizedmylife.GraduallyIcouldunderstandsomepartsandevenfoundmaths,Ilearnedtoactinsteadofcomplaining.Inretrospect,thechoiceleftnotraceinmymindbutthehappinessandbitternessofthepastfourmonthsbecomesanunforgetableexperienceinmylife.

NOmatterwhatthechoiceis,enjoytheprocess.Intheprocess,yourpotentialwillbeinspiredandnewdiscoveries,improvementandprogresswillcometoyou.Thesearethemostbeautifulsceneriesandonlyonthewaycanyouseemakeyourlifecolorful.

ThereisnoneedandIdonnotwanttojudgewhetheritrightorwrongformetobehere,butIcongratulatetomyselfforIgainaandenjoythisfantasticexperience.Somydearfriends,neverworryaboutyourchoiceandenjoytheprocess.Iamsureyouwillgetsomethingnewandinterstingtonightafteryouchosetocomehere.Thankyou!

翻譯：晚上好,女士們,先生們:非常感謝您選擇在這樣一個(gè)寒冷的夜晚。今天我的話題是關(guān)于選擇和過(guò)程。一個(gè)研究表明,一個(gè)人必須選擇73一天。有這么多選擇一天,人容易困惑和害怕犯錯(cuò)誤的選擇,他們猶豫,最后錯(cuò)過(guò)了真正的生活的一部分。在我看來(lái),下面的部分是比選擇更重要。沒(méi)有絕對(duì)正確或錯(cuò)誤的選擇但精彩或枯燥的生活,這一過(guò)程的區(qū)別。生活是一盒巧克力,你永遠(yuǎn)不知道你會(huì)得到什么。阿甘為自己做出任何決定,但他用堅(jiān)強(qiáng)的意志完成了巨大的成功。

過(guò)程不是道路本身,而是態(tài)度和感受,謹(jǐn)慎,勇氣和持久性我們當(dāng)我們遇到新的經(jīng)歷和意想不到的障礙。以我自己為例,我改變了我的專業(yè)當(dāng)我成為一個(gè)研究生。在選擇之后,天已經(jīng)嚴(yán)厲的對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)。我無(wú)法理解新課程。因?yàn)樗麄兪敲芮邢嚓P(guān)的數(shù)學(xué),我學(xué)到了什么。然而wuth相信,這對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)是偉大的機(jī)會(huì)去體驗(yàn)新的想法和挑戰(zhàn)我自己,我依然存在。我要求幫助從每個(gè)通道和reorgonized我的生活。逐漸我可以理解一些地區(qū)甚至發(fā)現(xiàn)數(shù)學(xué)有趣。此外,我學(xué)會(huì)了行動(dòng),而不是抱怨。

回想起來(lái),選擇沒(méi)有留下任何痕跡在我的腦海里,但幸福和痛苦過(guò)去的四個(gè)月成為一個(gè)難忘的經(jīng)歷在我的生命中。無(wú)論選擇什么,享受這個(gè)過(guò)程。在這個(gè)過(guò)程中,將激發(fā)你的潛力和新發(fā)現(xiàn),改進(jìn)和進(jìn)步必到你們這里來(lái)。這些都是最美麗的風(fēng)景在路上,只有你能看到它。這些讓你的生活豐富多彩。沒(méi)有必要,我不想來(lái)判斷是否對(duì)還是錯(cuò)我在這里,但是我對(duì)自己祝賀我獲得和享受這美妙的體驗(yàn)。所以親愛(ài)的朋友,永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)擔(dān)心你的選擇和享受這個(gè)過(guò)程。我相信你會(huì)得到一些新的和有趣今晚在你選擇來(lái)這里。謝謝你們!

英語(yǔ)演講幽默范文模板第17篇Goodmorningteachersandfellowstudents.Todaywewouldliketointroduceafewfavoritebookstoyou.

Myfavoritebookis(Italian:Cuore).ThisisadiarywrittenbyanItalianboyEnrico.Thediaryisabouthislifeandstudy.ItincludedvarioustouchingstoriesthathappenedaroundEnrico,themottostaug