經(jīng)典英文笑話短文閱讀 經(jīng)典英文笑話

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯經(jīng)典英文笑話短文閱讀 經(jīng)典英文笑話 民間笑話是一種頗受人們寵愛的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現(xiàn)實基礎(chǔ)。我整理了經(jīng)典英文笑話短文，歡迎! 經(jīng)典英文笑話短文篇一 獨特的考試形式 州立教授給同學(xué)判分是出名的好好先生，他每門課的成果只依據(jù)兩次考試的結(jié)果，而考試內(nèi)容全在課本里。由于這樣的名聲在外，每學(xué)期都有一大批同學(xué)不怎么來上課，或者根本不來上課只有考試的時候才露下面。有一學(xué)期，差不多有一半的同學(xué)直到考試連一堂課都沒來聽過?？嫉谝粓瞿翘?，同學(xué)們坐在那兒，一位助教發(fā)了卷子并解釋說:教授病了，我來監(jiān)考。打開卷子，只有一道題。題目列出了20幅老師的照片，要求是，在教這門

2、課的教授的照片上劃圈。 a professor was known for being a generous marker. the grades he gave for one of his courses were based solely on two exams，and the stuff on the exams was covered entirely in the textbook. as word of the course spread，each term there was a large group of students who turned up infrequent

3、ly，or not at all，just showing up for the exams. finally, it got so bad that one term，about half of the students never turned up at all until the exams. on the day of first exam，the students sat down and a graduate assistant handed out the papers， explaining，the professor is ill，so iii be taking the

4、exams.when they opened the booklet，the students discovered just one question. it listed twenty grainy staff photos，and the instructions read，circle the picture of the professor who teaches this course. 經(jīng)典英文笑話短文篇二 哪個女人結(jié)婚了 a little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. the teacher says，imagine t

5、here are five blackbirds sitting on a fence. you pick up your gun and shoot one. how many blackbirds are left 一個小男孩在上算術(shù)課。老師問他:假設(shè)籬笆上站著5只畫眉。你用槍打死了一只，還剩幾只? the litter boy thinks for a moment and saysnone ! 小男孩想了一會回答說:一只也沒有了! the teacher replies，none，how do youfigure that? 老師說:一只也沒了?你是怎么想出來的? the little

6、 boy says，if i shoot one，all the other birds will fly away scared，leaving none on the fence. 小男孩答道:打死一只，其他的都嚇飛了，籬笆上自然一只畫眉也沒有了。 the teacher replies,hmmmmm, not exactly，but i do like the way you think 老師贊許地說:嗯，不全對，但我觀賞你思索問題的方式! the little boy then says，teacher, can i ask you a question?there are three

7、 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. one is licking her cone，another is biting it, and the third one is sucking it.how can you tell me which one of the women is married? 小男孩于是說:老師，我能問你一個問題嗎?有三個婦女坐在公園的長椅上吃甜筒冰激凌。一個用舌頭舔，一個用牙咬，一個用嘴吸，你說她們中哪一個結(jié)婚了? the teacher ponders the question uncomfo

8、rtably and then finally replies，well，i guess the one sucking her cone. 老師感到很不拘束，他想了很大一會兒，最終回答說:嗯，我猜應(yīng)當是那個用嘴吸的吧。 to which the little boy replies，actually，its the one with the wedding ring，but i do like the way you think 聽了老師的話，小男孩說:答案是那個戴戒指的，雖然你答錯了，但是我真的很觀賞您思索問題的方式。 經(jīng)典英文笑話短文篇三 解答難題 one day，the teacher

9、 walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each friday，she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesnt have to go to school the following monday. 老師走進教室，向同學(xué)們宣布說，以后每星期五她都會問大家一個問題，誰答對了下星期一就不用上課。 one the first friday，the teacher asked，how many grains of s

10、and are there on the beach?needless to say，no one could answer.the following friday, the teacher asks the class，how many stars are there in the sky?and no one could answer. 第一個星期五，老師問:沙灘上有多少粒沙子?不用說，沒人答得上來。其次個星期五，老師問:天上有多少顆星星?還是沒人答得上來。 frustrated，little johnny decided that the next friday，he would so

11、mehow answer the question and get a three-day weekend. so on thursday night, johnny took two ping一gong balls and painted them black. the next day, he brought them to school in a paper bag. at the end of the day，just when the teacher said，heres this weekends question，johnny emptied the bag to floor，s

12、ending the ping一pong balls rolling to the front of the room. 小強尼懊喪極了，他打算下星期五設(shè)法回答出老師的問題，過一次連續(xù)三天的周末。星期四晚上，強尼找了兩個乒乓球，并把它們?nèi)境珊谏?。其次天，他把乒乓球裝在了一個紙袋里帶到了學(xué)校。這一天的課快結(jié)束的時候，老師說:這一星期的問題是話還沒說完，強尼就把乒乓球從紙袋里倒出來，把它們滾向講臺。 because they were young kids who find any disruption of class amusingthe entire class started laughing.the teacher said，ok，whos the comedian with the black balls?immediately，little johnny stood up and said，johnny