英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)50詞-50個(gè)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)爆笑超短

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)50詞:50個(gè)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)爆笑超短 笑話(huà)幾乎涵蓋人們生活的全部領(lǐng)域,其中包括政治笑話(huà)、經(jīng)濟(jì)笑話(huà)、家庭生活笑話(huà)、關(guān)于民族性格的笑話(huà)等。我細(xì)心收集了50詞英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)，供大家觀賞學(xué)習(xí)! 50詞英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇1 a wrfe said to her husband, weve got trouble with the car; it has water in the carburstor . the husband exclaimed, water in the carburetor ? thats ridiculous! the wife repeated, i t

2、ell you, the car has water in the carburetor. the husband said, but you dont even know what a carburetor is wheres the car? and the wife replied, ln the swimming pooll 有位太太對(duì)先生說(shuō)："我們的車(chē)子出問(wèn)題了!化油器進(jìn)水了。'先生說(shuō)："化油器進(jìn)水?真是荒謬!'太太重復(fù)道："我告知你，車(chē)子的化油墨進(jìn)水了!'先生說(shuō)："可是你連化油器是什么都搞不清晰啊l車(chē)子在哪兒?'

3、;太太回答："游泳池里!' 50詞英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇2 when the bill arrives ,mark, chris ,eric and tom will each throw in a $20,even though its only for $32.50. none of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. when the women get their bill , out come the pocket calculators. 買(mǎi)單的

4、時(shí)候，阿麥，阿克、阿力和阿湯每人都甩出20塊錢(qián)，雖然其實(shí)一共只吃了32塊50沒(méi)人有更小的票子了，也沒(méi)人情愿承認(rèn)他們其實(shí)想把票子破開(kāi)。女人買(mǎi)單時(shí)，每人掏出個(gè)計(jì)算器。 50詞英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇3 a man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. 有位結(jié)婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顧問(wèn)請(qǐng)教。 when i was first married, i was very happy. ld come home from a hard day down at the shop,and my little dog wo

5、uld race around barking,and my wife would bring me my slippers. now everythings changed. when i come home, my dog brings me my slippers,and my wife barks at me. 新婚時(shí)我特別幸福。在市區(qū)的商店里累了一天，回到家里，小狗圍著我又跑又叫，妻子忙給我拿來(lái)拖鞋?，F(xiàn)在一切都變了。小狗給我叼來(lái)拖鞋，妻子對(duì)我又喊又叫。' i dont know what youre complaining about ,said the counselor,

6、 youre still getting the same service. "我不知道你有什么可埋怨的，'顧問(wèn)說(shuō)，"你得到的服務(wù)還是同樣的嘛。' 50詞英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇4 one evening l drove my husbands car to the shopping mall. on my return, i noticed how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.when i finally entered the house, i called out.the woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield. 一天晚上我開(kāi)著丈夫的車(chē)去購(gòu)物，回來(lái)后發(fā)覺(jué)車(chē)身沾滿(mǎn)灰塵，于是擦洗了一陣。最終我走進(jìn)屋里時(shí)大聲喊道："世界上最?lèi)?ài)你的女 人剛擦洗了你的車(chē)燈和擋風(fēng)玻璃。' my husband looked up and said,moms here ? 我丈夫抬頭看了看，說(shuō)，"媽媽來(lái)了?&