經(jīng)典臺(tái)詞中英文對(duì)照_經(jīng)典中英文對(duì)照笑話大全.doc

1、經(jīng)典臺(tái)詞中英文對(duì)照_經(jīng)典中英文對(duì)照笑話大全幽默笑話一向?yàn)槿怂蕾p,是廣闊群眾所喜歡的精神食糧。下面是WTT帶來(lái)的經(jīng)典中英文對(duì)照笑話，!經(jīng)典中英文對(duì)照笑話篇一?After being with her all evening, the man couldnt take another minute with his blind date.Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an e_cuse to leave.When he returned to th

2、e table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim e_pression and said,“I have some bad news.My grandfather just died.”“Thank heavens,” his date replied.“If yours hadnt, mine would have had to!”和相親對(duì)象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了個(gè)朋友給他打 ，這樣他就能借故先分開(kāi)了。當(dāng)他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說(shuō)：“有個(gè)不幸的消息，我的祖父剛剛?cè)ナ懒??！薄爸x天謝地!”他的約會(huì)對(duì)象說(shuō)，“假如你的祖

3、父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”經(jīng)典中英文對(duì)照笑話篇二A naval officer fell overboard.He was rescued by a deck hand.The officer asked how he could reward him.“The best way, sir,” said the deck hand, “is to say nothing about it.If the other fellows know Id pulled you out, theyd chuck me in.”一名海軍軍官?gòu)募装迳系羧牒Ｖ?。他被一名甲板水手救起。這位軍官問(wèn)如何才能酬謝他。

4、 “最好的方法，長(zhǎng)官，”這名水手說(shuō)，“是別聲張這事。假如其別人知道我救了您，他們會(huì)把我扔下去的?！苯?jīng)典中英文對(duì)照笑話篇三?After being with her all evening, the man couldnt take another minute with his blind date.Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an e_cuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowere

5、d his eyes, put on a grim e_pression and said,“I have some bad news.My grandfather just died.”“Thank heavens,” his date replied.“If yours hadnt, mine would have had to!”和相親對(duì)象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了個(gè)朋友給他打 ，這樣他就能借故先分開(kāi)了。當(dāng)他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說(shuō)：“有個(gè)不幸的消息，我的祖父剛剛?cè)ナ懒恕！薄爸x天謝地!”他的約會(huì)對(duì)象說(shuō)，“假如你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”經(jīng)典中英

6、文對(duì)照笑話篇四Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother.“You ask her,” said Paul, age ten.“No,” said Roy, age nine, “You ask her, you have known her longer than I have.”兩個(gè)小男孩想找他們的母親幫助?！澳闳フ宜??！笔畾q的保羅說(shuō)?！安?，”九歲的羅伊說(shuō)，“你去，你比我更早認(rèn)識(shí)她?！苯?jīng)典中英文對(duì)照笑話篇五It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner.“What are you charged with?” he asked.“Doing my christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.“Thats no offense,” replied the judge, “How early were you doing this shopping?”“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官在審