節(jié)日慶典-愚人節(jié)英語搞笑對話

1、愚人節(jié)英語搞笑對話篇一：愚人節(jié)英語笑話 愚人節(jié)英語笑話 1. why are people tired on april fools day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?) 答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍) 2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?) 答：when its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ) 3.when do dogs refuse to follo

2、w their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?) 答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 ) 4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?) 答：are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎) 5.what tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?) 答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹) 6.when can y

3、ou get water with a net? (什么時候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?) 答：when water is turned into ice. (當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時) 7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃? 答：hes making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。 8.whats the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么? 答：smiles. because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。 9.what questi

4、on is that to which you must always answer “yes”? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”? 答：”what does y-e-s spell?” (當(dāng)別人問你)“yes”怎么拼? 10.where were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時候你在哪? 答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中 篇二：十個愚人節(jié)經(jīng)典英文笑話 The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest The respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a ve

5、ry mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Many called the BBC wa

6、nting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. To this the BBC diplomatically replied, “place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best.” Sid Finch Sports Illustrated published a story about a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the Mets. His name was Si

7、dd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. This was 65 mph faster than the previous record. Surprisingly, Sidd Finch had never even played the game before. Instead, he had mastered the “art of the pitch” in a Tibetan monastery under the guidance of the “gre

8、at poet-saint Lama Malarias.” Mets fans celebrated their teams amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and Sports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information. In reality this legendary player only existed in the imagination of the author of the article, George Plimpton。 Ins

9、tant Color TV In 1962 there was only one TV channel in Sweden, and it broadcast in black and white. The stations technical expert, Knell Stemson, appeared on the news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to display color reception. All they had to d

10、o was pull a nylon stocking over their TV screen. Stemson proceeded to demonstrate the process. Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color broadcasts only commenced in Sweden on April 1, 1970. The Taco Liberty Bell The Taco Bell Corporation announced it had bought the Liberty Bell and was rena

11、ming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell was housed to express their anger. Their nerves were only calmed when Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. The best line of the day came w

12、hen White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known, he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial。 San Sherriff The British newspaper The Guardian published a special seven-page

13、 supplement devoted to San Sherriff, a small republic said to consist of several semi-colon-shaped islands located in the Indian Ocean. A series of articles affectionately described the geography and culture of this obscure nation. Its two main islands were named Upper Cuisse and Lower Cuisse. Its c

14、apital was Bodoni, and its leader was General Pica. The Guardians phones rang all day as readers sought more information about the idyllic holiday spot. Only a few noticed that everything about the island was named after printers terminology。 Nixon for President 1992: National Public Radios Talk of

15、the Nation program announced that Richard Nixon, in a surprise move, was running for President again. His new campaign slogan was, “I didnt do anything wrong, and I wont do it again.” Accompanying this announcement were audio clips of Nixon delivering his candidacy speech. Listeners responded viscer

16、ally to the announcement, flooding the show with calls expressing shock and outrage. Only during the second half of the show did the host John Huckleberry reveal that the announcement was a practical joke. Nixons voice was impersonated by comedian Rich Little. Alabama Changes the Value of Pi The Apr

17、il 1998 issue of the New Mexicans for Science and Reason newsletter contained an article claiming that the Alabama state legislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi from 3.14159 to the Biblical value of 3.0. Soon the article made its way onto the internet, and then it r

18、apidly spread around the world, forwarded by email. It only became apparent how far the article had spread when the Alabama legislature began receiving hundreds of calls from people protesting the legislation. The original article, which was intended as a parody of legislative attempts to circumscri

19、be the teaching of evolution, was written by physicist Mark Bo slough. The Left-Handed Whopper 1998: Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a “Left-Handed Whopper” specially designed for the 32 million left-handed America

20、ns. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release

21、 revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, “many others requested their own right handed version.” Hotheaded Naked Ice Borers Discover Magazine reported tha

22、t the highly respected wildlife biologist Dr. April Pizza had found a new species in Antarctica: the hotheaded naked ice borer. These fascinating creatures had bony plates on their heads that, fed by numerous blood vessels, could become burning hot, allowing the animals to bore through ice at high s

23、peeds. They used this ability to hunt penguins, melting the ice beneath the penguins and causing them to sink downwards into the resulting slush where the hotheads consumed them. After much research, Dr. Pizza theorized that the hotheads might have been responsible for the mysterious disappearance o

24、f noted Antarctic explorer Philippe Poisson in 1837. “To the ice borers, he would have looked like a penguin,” the article quoted her as saying. Discover received more mail in response to this article than they had received for any other article in their history. Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravit

25、y The British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio 2 that at 9:47 AM a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event was going to occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. The planet Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would cou

26、nteract and lessen the Earths own gravity. Moore told his 篇三：愚人節(jié)英語笑話 1. Why are people tired on April Fools Day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?) 答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍) 2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?) 答：When its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and

27、dogs 下大雨 ) 3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?) 答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 ) 4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?) 答：Are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎) 5.What tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?) 答：Weeping w

28、illow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹) 6.When can you get water with a net? (什么時候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?) 答：When water is turned into ice. (當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時) 7.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃? 答：Hes making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。 8.Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么? 答：Smiles. Because theres a mile between the

29、 letter s.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。 9.What question is that to which you must always answer “yes”? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”? 答：”What does y-e-s spell?” (當(dāng)別人問你)“yes”怎么拼? 10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時候你在哪? 答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中 1991年：蒙娜麗莎的皺眉 1992年：分割比利時 1993年：男女分用電話 1994年：不準(zhǔn)“酒后上網(wǎng)” 1995年：迪斯尼買下列寧遺

30、體 1996年：木星發(fā)現(xiàn)生物 1997年：汽車發(fā)超聲波趕走動物 1998年：“健力士時間”取代“格林尼治時間” 1999年：英國改國歌 2000年：免費汽車 2001年：“藍天”不再 2002年：假傳限酒令 2007年：布什宣布Vista非法 每年的4月1日，是西方許多國家的人們最開心的日子之一，因為這一天是聞名世界的“愚人節(jié)”。這一天，人們盡可以發(fā)揮自己豐富的想象力，哄騙、取笑、愚弄別人。而且，不管這樣做之后出現(xiàn)什么樣的后果，人們也不負任何法律責(zé)任?，F(xiàn)在這一節(jié)日也開始在我們中國流行，尤其是在大學(xué)生中間。由此看來，愚人節(jié)不僅僅是西方人的事情，也影響到東方。 April Fools Day is a day to play jokes