原創(chuàng)《賴皮孫子糊涂爺爺》英語話劇

原創(chuàng)?賴皮孫子糊涂爺爺?英語話劇

演員:p:pirate-grandson.m:mother.

f:father.k:king-grandpa.

旁白:thereare4membersinafamily,pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.hisdad,andylauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,kingisakindlyoldman.pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becausekingisveryspoilinghim.hehateshisparents.franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,becausetheyareverystrictwithhim..

正劇：(p,k出場)

p:oldking,openthetv,iwanttoseetomandjerry.ilovethatmouse.quick!notime!ican’twaitanothersecond.

k:ohdear!inearlyforgetit.don’tworry,iopenitrightnow.(作開電視狀)

p:haha!it’sreallyfunny!tomissogood!(作快樂狀)

ohno!“theend!〞whereistom?ihatetheend!(摔電視機，作極度氣憤狀)oldking!?(對k吼)

k：oh,whatapitydog!(作左顧右盼狀)yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravepirate,justtellme.i’msureyourdemandwillbesatisfied.(作充滿自信狀)

p：really!ok!now,let’swatchcaribbeanpirates!

k:humm,no,it’sunfitforyou……(作猶豫狀)

p:ijustlikethisfilm,oldking,youtelllies.youdon’tkeepyourpromise.〔作氣憤欲泣狀〕

k;ohyes,iplayitforyou.(作為難狀)butpleasebequite,i’mafraidyourparentswoundnotlikeusdoingthese.

p:don’ttellsomuch!ihavebeenanadultmanof7yearsold.ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信狀)

k：ok.(作舒心，撫慰狀)

p:fighthim,killhim.throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高聲喊)

k:xu……..(作禁聲狀).rememberyourpromise,youngadultman.

p:oh?whatpromise?ihaveforgottenit.(作天經地義狀)

k:oh?!youareright〔作理解狀，因為pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾〕

p:oldking.igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪狀)bemyhorse,andiwillrideonyourback,let’shelpthesepeopleindangeroussituation,justlikeabraveknight.(作英勇狀)

k:what!rideonmyback!beyourhorse!!(作驚異狀)

p:yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作假設無其事狀)

k:no,no,soundagoodidea!verygood!youareabravepirate.noweonmyback.(作無奈狀)

p:(作快樂狀，作躍上馬背狀)hei!let’sgo!killallthosebadmen.quick!runquick!.......(意氣風發(fā)狀)

〔m,f攜手進場〕:

p:oh,mygod!mummy,daddy!(a,d作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)

m:dad,whatareyoudoing!?naughtypirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作氣憤狀)

p:〔作陽痿狀〕mummy,it’snotmyfault.oldkingletmemassagehisback.heihei(作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)

m:idon’tbelieveit.(作嚴肅狀)dad,isn’treallythat?(詢問k)

k:yes,ofcourse,ican’timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.oh…….(釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)

m:really.idon’tbelievethelitterpiratecanmassage,whotaughthim.(作疑心狀)dear,isn’tyou?

f:no,ihaven’t,butidecidetoenjoyhismassageanotherday,doyouthinkso,dear?

m:yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

〔p，d作驚慌狀。a：發(fā)抖，d：揮汗)

〔p擋著電視怕被m、f發(fā)現(xiàn)，k也為p作掩飾〕

p:mummy,doyoufeelalittlecold?

k:yes,icanfeelit.(邊揮汗邊說冷)

m:no,it’ssummer.reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?

p:no,no,justmyfeeling.(更加發(fā)抖，一不小心被b看到了電視)

m:pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑問狀)

p:oh,nothing,nothing!(作驚慌狀)

m:moveaway.littlepirate!(作氣憤狀)

p:ohno!thestormwille.(捂臉作害怕狀)

m:caribbeanpirate!what’sabadfilm!littlepirate!?(氣憤狀)

p:mummy,isurrender.(作投降狀)

m:daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbeebad!

k:iknowthat,butimeattolethimwatchtomandjerryandhelikeitverymuch.yes?pirate?(想轉移話題與pirate站在同一戰(zhàn)線)

p:yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博學狀)

m:dad,don’tlethimwatchsomuchtv,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.hemaybeeshort-sighted.(誠懇狀)

k:iknowthedisadvantage.buttvalsoteacheshimalotofthingswhichhecan’tlearnfrombooks,suchassurvivalabilityandmunicationskills.(中氣缺乏狀，因為理由不充分)

m:justthoseforce,fightingandcheat?(置疑狀)

p:mummy,iapologizethatihavecheatedyou.(誠懇狀)iwon’tdothatnexttime.canyouforgivemethistime,mummy.(做鬼臉,逗媽媽開心)

m:pickuptrick.itdoesn’tworkthistime.(義正言辭狀)

p:mummy,notnexttime,ok?(作悲傷狀，以引起媽媽的同情)

(m不理p)

m:dad.iknowyoulovelittlepirateverymuch,butithinkyoushouldchoosetherightway.spoilingisnottruelove.it’sthepoisoninhoney.(作嚴肅狀)

f:yes,dad,piratehasalotofthingstodo.weshouldbehisguide,nottocarryouteverythinghesaid.wecanbringhimtothelibrarytoseewhatbooksattracthimmost.wecanhelphimtodevelophisinterest,shapehispersonality,andimprovehisintelligenceandsoon.ithinkit’stherightwaytoloveourlittlepirate.doyouthinkso,dear?(很理智，明晰狀)

m:it’sjustwhatiwanttosay.(贊同狀)

f:ok,ishouldchangemywayoflovinghim.ishouldlethimdohisownthingandbehisguide.(作徹悟狀)

p:oh,somuchtimehaspassed.ieagertogotowashroom,ican’tbearit.(捂小腹，作難受狀)

k:ok,igotobringthepaper,don’tworry!i’llacpanywithyou.(作習慣性狀，因為pirate的大小便通常都由king主管)

m、f：no,lethimdothathimself,andbehisguide.(同聲提醒k)

k:oh,yes,littlepirate,it’syourjobnow,nobodycanhelp.youshoulddoityo