怪物史瑞克2-中英文臺(tái)詞打印版分析解析

原聲英語(yǔ)原聲英語(yǔ)[man'svoice]Onceuponatimeinakingdomfar,faraway,很久以前，在一個(gè)遙遠(yuǎn)的王國(guó)里andmosthandsome...最英俊的thekingandqueenwereblessedwithabeautifulbabygirl.inalltheland.國(guó)王和王后有個(gè)美麗的公主在全國(guó)之內(nèi)Andthroughouttheland,everyonewashappy...Anditwasdestinythathiskiss全國(guó)上下，人人都很幸福他的一個(gè)親吻untilthesunwentdownwouldbreakthedreadedcurse.直到太陽(yáng)下山能夠打破惡毒的詛咒andtheysawthattheirdaughterwascursedwithafrightfulHealonewouldclimbtothehighestroomofthetallesttowerenchantment他還要爬上塔樓最高的屋頂他們看見(jiàn)女兒受到了可怕妖術(shù)詛咒toentertheprincess'schambers,crosstheroomtohersleepingthattookholdeachandeverynight.silhouette,每晚都是如此進(jìn)入公主行宮，穿過(guò)房間找到熟睡的側(cè)影Desperate,theysoughtthehelpofafairygodmotherpullbackthegossamercurtainstofindher...[gasps]情急之下他們向一位神仙教母求救拉開(kāi)薄紗窗簾找到她whohadthemlocktheyoungprincessawayinatower,What?她讓他們將公主關(guān)在塔樓里等待那...什么？theretoawaitthekiss...ofthehandsomePrinceCharming.-Princess...Fiona?-No!白馬王子的吻-費(fèi)歐娜公主？-不！Itwashewhowouldchancetheperilousjourney[sighsrelief]Oh,thankheavens.Whereisshe?只有他能夠不怕旅途危險(xiǎn)謝天謝地，她在哪里？throughblisteringcoldandscorchingdesert-She'sonherhoneymoon.-Honeymoon?Withwhom?穿越刺骨寒冷的沙漠-她在度蜜月-蜜月？跟誰(shuí)在一起？travelingformanydaysandnights,-She'sonherhoneymoon.-Honeymoon?Withwhom?經(jīng)過(guò)幾天幾夜-她在度蜜月-蜜月？跟誰(shuí)在一起？riskinglifeandlimb*Soshesaidwhat'stheproblem,baby?冒著生命危險(xiǎn)*What'stheproblem?Idon'tknowtoreachtheDragon'skeep.去找龍*Well,maybeI'minloveForhewasthebravest,*ThinkaboutiteverytimeIthink'boutit因?yàn)樗亲钣赂业?Can'tstopthinking'boutit*Howmuchlongerwillittaketo

curethis?*Comeon,comeon“亨瑟的蜜月小屋”*Jumpalittlehigher*Justtocureit,'causeIcan'tignoreit*Comeon,comeon*Ifit'slove,love*Ifyoufeelalittlelighter*Makesmewannaturnaroundandfaceme*Comeon,comeon*ButIdon'tknownothing'boutlove*Wewereonceuponatimeinlove*Oh,comeon,comeon*We'reaccidentallyinlove-[screams]-*Turnalittlefaster*Accidentallyinlove*Comeon,comeon*Accidentallyinlove*Theworldwillfollowafter*Accidentallyinlove*Comeon,comeon*Accidentallyinlove*Everybody'safterlove*Accidentallyinlove*SoIsaidI'masnowballrunning*Accidentallyinlove*Runningdownintothisspringthat'scomingallthislove*Accidentally*Meltingunderblueskiesbeltingoutsunlight*I'minlove,I'minlove,I'minlove,I'minlove*Shimmeringlove*I'minlove,I'minlove*Well,baby,Isurrender*Accidentallyinlove*Tothestrawberryicecream*I'minlove*Nevereverendofallthislove*I'minlove**Well,Ididn'tmeantodoit“我愛(ài)你”lt'ssogoodtobehome!回家的感覺(jué)真好*Butthere'snoescapingyourlove“小心妖怪”*Theselinesoflightningmeanwe'reneveraloneJustyouandmeand...*Neveralone,no,no只有你和我

-*Twocanbeasbadasone...*-Donkey?兩個(gè)可以跟一個(gè)一樣糟糕lthoughtl'dmoveinwithyou.我不如搬來(lái)跟你們一起住吧Shrek!Fiona!Aren'tyoutwoasightforsoreeyes!Youknowwe'realwayshappytoseeyou,Donkey.史萊克!費(fèi)歐娜！你們兩個(gè)太過(guò)分了吧我們能見(jiàn)到你很高興Giveusahug,Shrek,youoldlovemachine.摟一下我，你的老情人ButFionaandlaremarriednow.但是費(fèi)歐娜和我現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)結(jié)婚了[chuckles]Andlookatyou,Mrs.Shrek.How'boutasideofsugarforthesteed?Weneedalittletime,youknow,tobetogether.我們需要時(shí)間相處看你，史萊克太太給老朋友一個(gè)香吻Donkey,whatareyoudoinghere?Justwitheachother.驢子，你在這里做什么？二人世界Takingcareofyourlovenestforyou.Alone.幫你照看愛(ài)巢獨(dú)處Oh,youmeanlike...sortingthemailandwateringtheplants?Saynomore.Youdon'thavetoworryaboutathing.你的意思是分類郵件，并給花澆水不要再說(shuō)了，你不需要擔(dān)心什么的-Yeah,andfeedingthefish!-ldon'thaveanyfish.-還要喂魚(yú)！-我沒(méi)有魚(yú)lwillalwaysbeheretomakesurenobodybothersyou.我定會(huì)確保沒(méi)有人來(lái)打擾你們Youdonow.lcallthatoneShrekandtheotherFiona.-Donkey!-Yes,roomie?-驢子-好吧，室友現(xiàn)在有了，名叫史來(lái)克和費(fèi)歐娜ThatShrekisarascallydevil.Getyour...You'rebotheringme.你打擾了我們那史來(lái)克是個(gè)大壞蛋Lookatthetime.lguessyou'dbetterbegoing.Oh,OK.Allright,cool.lguess...看看時(shí)間，你該走了好吧，這樣吧Don'tyouwanttotellmeaboutyourtrip?OrhowaboutaMeandPinocchiowasgoingtocatchatournament,anyway,gameofParcheesi?so???等等，你不想告訴我你旅行的事嗎？玩雙骰子游戲如何？我和小木偶正要去看比賽Actually,Donkey?Shouldn'tyoubegettinghometoDragon?Maybel'llseey'allSundayforabarbecueorsomething.其實(shí)，驢子你不要回家找小龍女嗎？星期天見(jiàn)Oh,yeah,that.He'llbefine.Now,wherewerewe?對(duì)了，那個(gè)他會(huì)沒(méi)事的，我們剛才說(shuō)到哪里？ldon'tknow.She'sbeenallmoodyandstufflately.lthinklremember.不知道，她最近非常情緒化我記起了-Donkey!-[Fionayelps]驢子！lknow,lknow!Alone!I'mgoing!I'mgoing.我知道，獨(dú)處我走了，馬上走！Whatdoyouwantmetotelltheseotherguys?你要我告訴他們什么？Enough,Reggie.夠了，瑞琪[clearsthroat]''DearestPrincessFiona.最親愛(ài)的費(fèi)歐娜公主''YouareherebysummonedtotheKingdomofFar,FarAway你被召見(jiàn)來(lái)遠(yuǎn)的要命王國(guó)''foraroyalballincelebrationofyourmarriage以盛大舞會(huì)慶祝你的婚禮''atwhichtimetheKing在此國(guó)王''willbestowhisroyalblessing...會(huì)賜予他的祝福uponyouandyour...''向你和你的uh...''PrinceCharming.白馬王子''Love,theKingandQueenofFar,FarAway.愛(ài)你的遠(yuǎn)的要命王國(guó)的國(guó)王王后''akaMomandDad.''也是你的媽媽爸爸MomandDad?媽媽爸爸？-PrinceCharming?-Royalball?Canlcome?-白馬王子？-我能去嗎？-We'renotgoing.-[both]What?-我們不去-什么？lmean,don'tyouthinktheymightbeabit...你不覺(jué)得他們shockedtoseeyoulikethis?見(jiàn)到你這樣會(huì)驚奇？[chuckles]Well,theymightbeabitsurprised.他們也許會(huì)驚奇Butthey'remyparents,Shrek.Theyloveme.但他們是我的父母，他們愛(ài)我Anddon'tworry.They'llloveyou,too.別擔(dān)心，他們也會(huì)愛(ài)你的Yeah,right.Somehowldon'tthinkl'llbewelcomeatthecountryclub.我不認(rèn)識(shí)的人會(huì)在鄉(xiāng)村俱樂(lè)部歡迎Stopit.They'renotlikethat.別這樣，他們不會(huì)那樣的HowdoyouexplainSergeantPompousandtheFancyPantsClubBand?你怎么解釋那次號(hào)手樂(lè)隊(duì)？Oh,comeon!Youcouldatleastgivethemachance.算了，就給他們一次機(jī)會(huì)吧Todowhat?Sharpentheirpitchforks?做什么？磨利他們的刀叉No!Theyjustwanttogiveyoutheirblessing.不!他們只是想祝福你而已Oh,great.Nowlneedtheirblessing?真好，我現(xiàn)在倒希望得到祝福？lfyouwanttobeapartofthisfamily,yes!如果你希望成為這個(gè)家庭一員的話Whosayslwanttobepartofthisfamily?誰(shuí)說(shuō)我想成為這個(gè)家庭一員？Youdid!Whenyoumarriedme!你娶了我時(shí)就想Well,there'ssomefineprintforyou!這個(gè)我倒沒(méi)想到[exasperatedsigh]Sothat'sit.Youwon'tcome?那么你不想來(lái)了Trustme.lt'sabadidea.Wearenotgoing!Andthat'sfinal!相信我，肯定是壞主意我們堅(jiān)決不去Comeon!Wedon'twanttohittraffic!快來(lái)!這樣就不會(huì)遇到交通阻塞[Gingy]Don'tworry!We'lltakecareofeverything.別擔(dān)心，我們會(huì)幫你搞定-Hey,waitforme.Oof!-[glassbreaks]嘿，等等我Hitit!Move'emon!Head'emup!Head'emup,move'emon!Head'emup!快走，快走，快點(diǎn)走！快走，快走，快點(diǎn)走！Rawhide!Move'emon!Head'emup!快行快行快快行！Move'emon!Move'emon!Head'emup!Rawhide!快行快行快快行！Ride'emup!Move'emon!Head'emup!Move'emon!Rawhide!快快走！Knock'emout!Pound'emdead!Make'emtea!Buy'emdrinks!快快走！快快行！喝茶！喝汽水！-我們到了嗎？-還沒(méi)有-[Donkey]Arewethereyet?-[Fiona]Notyet.-到了沒(méi)有？-還沒(méi)有遠(yuǎn)的要命王國(guó)，英里-[Donkey]OK,arewethereyet?-[Fiona]No.-到了沒(méi)有？-沒(méi)有-[Donkey]Arewethereyet?-[Shrek]No!-到了沒(méi)有？-沒(méi)有-[Donkey]Arewethereyet?-[Shrek]Yes.-到了沒(méi)有??？-到了-Really?-No!-真的？-不！-Arewethereyet?-[Fiona]No!-到了沒(méi)有?。?沒(méi)有！-Arewethereyet?-[Shrek]Wearenot!-到了沒(méi)有??？-沒(méi)有！遠(yuǎn)的要命王國(guó)，英里-Arewethereyet?-[Shrek&Fiona]No!-到了沒(méi)有？-沒(méi)有！-Arewethereyet?-[Shrekmimics]-到了沒(méi)有？不是好玩的-到了沒(méi)有？不是好玩的-That'snotfunny.That'sreallyimmature.-[Shrekmimics]-真是幼稚-的確幼稚-Thisiswhynobodylikesogres.-[Shrekmimics]-所以沒(méi)人喜歡怪物-所以沒(méi)人喜歡怪物-Yourloss!-[Shrekmimics]好!你輸了！我不講話-l'mgonnajuststoptalking.-Finally!好，你輸了總算是Thisistakingforever,Shrek.There'snoin-flightmovieornothing!但這樣很久，沒(méi)有艙內(nèi)電影TheKingdomofFar,FarAway,Donkey.遠(yuǎn)的要命王國(guó)，驢子That'swherewe'regoing.Far,far...我們就要去那里[softly]away!遙遠(yuǎn)Allright,allright,lgetit.I'mjustsodarnbored.好吧，明白了，我不過(guò)覺(jué)得無(wú)聊Well,findawaytoentertainyourself.設(shè)法自己娛樂(lè)吧Forfiveminutes...分鐘Couldyounotbeyourself...[shouts]...forfiveminutes!能不能堅(jiān)持分鐘？Arewethereyet?到了沒(méi)有？-[chuckles]Yes!-Oh,finally!-到了！-總算到了！新婚歡迎來(lái)到遠(yuǎn)的要命王國(guó)Wow!哇！lt'sgoingtobechampagnewishesandcaviardreamsfromnowon.肯定會(huì)有香檳酒魚(yú)子醬招待哦Hey,good-looking!We'llbebacktopickyouuplater!漂亮!我們一會(huì)兒來(lái)接你！我們肯定不會(huì)在爛泥潭里[whistle]Halt!停Well,Italkaboutit,talkaboutit,talkaboutit,talkaboutitHey,everyone,look.大家快看Talkabout,talkaboutmovin'...Gottamakeamovetoatownthat'srightformeGottamakeamovetoatownthat'srightforme連褲絲襪幸福生活神仙教母Hey,ladies!Nicedayforaparade,huh?大家快看！小姐們!出來(lái)游行的好天氣呀！Youworkingthathat.帽子好漂亮！長(zhǎng)發(fā)公主灰姑娘[Donkey]Swimmingpools!Moviestars!游泳池!電影明星！遠(yuǎn)的要命王國(guó)Announcingthelong-awaitedreturn宣告國(guó)人等待已久的ofthebeautifulPrincessFionaandhernewhusband.美麗公主費(fèi)歐娜和新婚丈夫的回歸Well,thisisit.就是這里-Thisisit.-Thisisit.-就是這個(gè)-就是這個(gè)Thisisit.就是這個(gè)Uh...whydon'tyouguysgoahead?l'llparkthecar.你們先去，我來(lái)停車(chē)Wearedefinitelynotintheswampanymore.[chuckles]So...youstillthinkthiswasagoodidea?你仍覺(jué)得這是個(gè)好主意-Youcandothis.-lreally...Ofcourse!Look.MomandDadlookhappytoseeus.-你能行-但我實(shí)在當(dāng)然，媽媽爸爸很高興見(jiàn)到我們-Really...-don't...-[softly]Whooneartharethey?-[softly]lthinkthat'sour-真的-真的littlegirl.-他們是誰(shuí)？-那個(gè)就是我們的小女兒want...to...be...-不要-我想That'snotlittle!That'sareallybigproblem.她可不小啊，而且有個(gè)大問(wèn)題Here!-安靜-這里Wasn'tshesupposedtokissPrinceCharmingandbreakthespell?Mom...她不應(yīng)該去親吻白馬王子并打破咒語(yǔ)？媽媽！Well,he'snoPrinceCharming,buttheydolook...Dad...不過(guò)他不是白馬王子，不過(guò)他們爸爸！[softly]Happynow?Wecame.Wesawthem.l'dlikeyoutomeetmyhusband...高興了？我們來(lái)了，看見(jiàn)他們了這是我的丈夫Nowlet'sgobeforetheylightthetorches.Shrek.趁他們還沒(méi)有點(diǎn)亮火炬快跑史來(lái)克！-They'remyparents.-Hello?Theylockedyouinatower.lt'seasytoseewhereFionagetshergoodlooksfrom.-他們是我的父母-他們把你鎖在塔樓里不難看出費(fèi)歐娜的美貌源自何處Thatwasformyown...-Excuseme.-[Shrek&Fionalaugh]不過(guò)是為我對(duì)不起Good!Here'sourchance.Let'sgobackinsideandpretendBetteroutthanin,lalwayssay,eh,Fiona?we'renothome.我總說(shuō)出來(lái)總比臧在肚里好為你好？這是我們的機(jī)會(huì)我們進(jìn)去假裝沒(méi)有在家[Shrek]That'sgood.Harold,wehavetobe...很好哈洛，我們要假裝lguessnot.Whatdoyoumean,''notonthelist''?Don'ttellmeQuick!Whilethey'renotlookingwecanmakearunforit.youdon'tknowwholam.Whatdoyoumean,快點(diǎn)趁他們沒(méi)看，我們趕快跑我看不會(huì)不在名單上是什么意思？別說(shuō)你不認(rèn)識(shí)我Shrek,stopit!Everything'sgonnabe...What'shappening,everybody?Thanksforwaiting.夠了!一切都會(huì)大家好啊？多謝等候Adisaster!Thereisnoway...-lhadthehardesttimefindingthisplace變成災(zāi)難，根本不可能要找到這里真不容易-No!No!Baddonkey!Bad!Down!不!壞驢子!壞蛋!蹲下！No,Dad!It'sallright.It'sallright.He'swithus.爸爸，沒(méi)事，他跟我們一起來(lái)的-Hehelpedrescuemefromthedragon.-That'sme:thenoblesteed.-他從小龍女的手下解救了我們-那就是我，皇家戰(zhàn)馬Waiter!How'boutabowlforthesteed?招待，給本戰(zhàn)馬來(lái)只碗如何？Oh,boy.哎喲-Um,Shrek?-Yeah?史萊克Oh,sorry!Greatsoup,MrsQ.抱歉!湯很好喝，王后太太No,no.Darling.不，親愛(ài)的So,Fiona,tellusaboutwhereyoulive.費(fèi)歐娜，告訴我們你住的地方Shrekownshisownland.史萊克有自己的地-Don'tyou,honey?-Oh,yes!-對(duì)吧，親愛(ài)的？-當(dāng)然了lt'sinanenchantedforest是個(gè)充滿魔法的森林abundantinsquirrelsandcutelittleduckiesand...到處都是小松鼠和可愛(ài)的小鴨子

lsupposethatwouldbeafineplacetoraisethechildren.那種地方養(yǎng)孩子應(yīng)該不錯(cuò)吧lt'sabitearlytobethinkingaboutthat,isn'tit?現(xiàn)在想那種事有點(diǎn)過(guò)早吧？-lndeed.ljuststartedeating.-Harold!-的確，我剛才開(kāi)始吃-哈洛-What'sthatsupposedtomean?-Dad.lt'sgreat,OK?-這是什么意思？-爸爸，一切都好-Forhistype,yes.-Mytype?-對(duì)于這種，算是吧-我這種？lgottogotothebathroom.我要上廁所-Dinnerisserved!-Nevermind.lcanholdit.-晚餐伺候!-沒(méi)關(guān)系，我能忍住Bonappetit!-慢慢用Oh,Mexicanfood!Myfavorite.-墨西哥菜，我最喜歡的Let'snotsitherewithourtummiesrumbling.Everybodydigin.大家別坐著挨餓，快吃吧Don'tmindifldo,Lillian.不介意我也吃吧，莉雅lsupposeanygrandchildrenlcouldexpectfromyouwouldbe...你覺(jué)得我的任何孫子都會(huì)是Ogres,yes!怪模怪樣！[laughing]What?lknowyouain'ttalkingabouttheswamp.什么？你不是在談?wù)訚砂?？Anogrefromaswamp.Oh!Howoriginal.沼澤地里來(lái)的怪物見(jiàn)怪不怪吧

Notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat.Right,Harold?也算不上什么大問(wèn)題對(duì)吧，哈洛Oh,no!No!Ofcourse,not!當(dāng)然不算Thatis,assumingyoudon'teatyourownyoung!不過(guò)，你不吃自己的孩子吧？Oh,mydear.Oh,lookatyou.親愛(ài)的，看看你Dad!You'reallgrownup.爸爸你已完全長(zhǎng)大No,weusuallyprefertheoneswho'vebeenlockedawayina-Whoareyou?-Oh,sweetpea!tower!-你是誰(shuí)？-小甜甜不會(huì)，我們比較喜歡吃被鎖在塔樓里的l'myourfairygodmother.-Shrek,please!-lonlydidthatbecauselloveher.我是你的神仙教母-史來(lái)克，夠了-我完全出于愛(ài)她-lhaveafairygodmother?-Shush,shush.Aye,daycareordragon-guardedcastle.我有神仙教母？對(duì)呀，托兒所或者是小龍女看守的城堡Now,don'tworry.l'mheretomakeitallbetter.Youwouldn'tunderstand.You'renotherfather!別擔(dān)心，我是來(lái)幫你的你不明白，你不是她父親Withjusta...lt'ssonicetohavethefamilytogetherfordinner.只要一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)一家人一起吃飯真好*WaveofmymagicwandYourtroubleswillsoonbegone-Harold!-Shrek!輕揮我的魔術(shù)棒你的煩惱全不見(jiàn)-哈洛!-史來(lái)克！*WithaflickofthewristandjustaflashYou'lllandaprince-Fiona!-Fiona!withatonofcash-費(fèi)歐娜！-費(fèi)歐娜！輕輕一轉(zhuǎn)，你就會(huì)贏得王子-Mom!-Harold...*Ahigh-priceddressmadebymicenoless-媽媽!-哈洛！高級(jí)手工制作的昂貴裙子Donkey!*SomecrystalglasspumpsAndnomorestress驢子享用水晶杯再也沒(méi)有煩惱*Yourfallentearshavecalledtome*Yourworrieswillvanish,yoursoulwillcleanse你的眼淚召喚我來(lái)所有煩惱全不見(jiàn)，靈魂潔凈又輕松*So,herecomesmysweetremedy*Confideinyourveryownfurniturefriends我?guī)?lái)我甜蜜的療法給你找到知心朋友*Iknowwhateveryprincessneeds*We'llhelpyousetanewfashiontrend我知道每個(gè)公主所需要的我們幫你設(shè)立最新時(shí)尚潮流*Forhertolivelifehappily...*-*I'llmakeyoufancy,I'llmakeyougreat-*Thekindofgirla為了能讓她幸福生活princewoulddate!

-我能把你變成天仙-變成每個(gè)王子夢(mèng)寐以求的女孩Stop!*They'llwriteyournameonthebathroomwall...其實(shí)他們會(huì)把你的名字寫(xiě)在廁所墻上[chuckles]Look...Thankyouverymuch,FairyGodmother,*''Forahappyeverafter,giveFionaacall!''多謝了，神仙教母要想得到永久的幸福打電話找費(fèi)歐娜butlreallydon'tneedallthis.*Asportycarriagetorideinstyle,Sexymanboychauffeur,可我真不需要這些Kyle騎上的跑車(chē)型、的馬車(chē)性感男生司機(jī)，凱爾-Fine.Bethatway.-Wedidn'tlikeyou,anyway.-[knocking]-[Shrek]Fiona?Fiona?*Banishyourblemishes,toothdecay,Cellulitethighswillfade-好吧，隨你吧-我們反正不喜歡你away改頭換面，打造新人再來(lái)只寵物狗Oh!Yougotapuppy?Alllgotinmyroomwasshampoo.你有小狗？我的房間里只有洗發(fā)水*Andoh,whatthehey!Haveabichonfrise!'整形手術(shù)，全身動(dòng)作FairyGodmother,furniture...神仙教母，傢俱*Nipandtuck,hereandtheretolandthatprincewiththeperfecthairl'dlikeyoutomeetmyhusband,Shrek.絲滑的頭發(fā)贏得王子心來(lái)見(jiàn)見(jiàn)我的丈夫，史萊克*Lipstickliners,shadowsblushTogetthatprincewiththeYourhusband?What?Whatdidyousay?Whendidthissexytushhappen?化妝品樣樣來(lái)贏得性感小王子的心你的丈夫？你說(shuō)什么？幾時(shí)的事？*Luckyday,hunkbuffetYouandyourprincetakearollintheShrekistheonewhorescuedme.hay史來(lái)克是拯救我的人要走運(yùn)，釣帥哥和你的王子干草堆上滾一圈-Butthatcan'tberight.-Oh,great,morerelatives!*YoucanspoononthemoonWiththeprincetothetune-不可能的-太好了，更多親戚反對(duì)肯定會(huì)樂(lè)得你飛上天She'sjusttryingtohelp.夠了！她只想幫忙而已*Don'tbedrab,you'llbefabYourprincewillhaverock-hardGood!Shecanhelpuspack.Getyourcoat,dear.We'releaving.abs好!她可以幫我們收拾行李快拿衣服，我們走別老土了你們冃定會(huì)郎才女貌天仙配-What?-ldon'twanttoleave.*Cheesesouffle,Valentine'sDayHavesomechickenfricassee!-什么？-走？我不想走情人節(jié)里享用浪漫大餐Whendidyoudecidethis?*Nipandtuck,hereandthereTolandthatprincewiththe你幾時(shí)決定的？perfecthair*修修整整這里那里白馬王子美發(fā)飄飄-Shortlyafterarriving.-Look,l'msorry...

-剛到不久-抱歉Here'sanewsflashforyou!取新消息疋No,that'sallright.lneedtogo,anyway.沒(méi)關(guān)系反正我也要走了Whetheryourparentslikeitornot...lamanogre!無(wú)論你乂母喜不喜歡我都是怪物Butremember,dear.lfyoushouldeverneedme...記住，親愛(ài)的如果你需要我的話Andguesswhat,Princess?That'snotabouttochange.而且，公主殿下，這不會(huì)改變的happiness...isjustateardropaway.幸福只需要一滴眼淚l'vemadechangesforyou,Shrek.Thinkaboutthat.我已經(jīng)為你改變了自己，史來(lái)克Thanks,butwe'vegotallthehappinessweneed.多謝了，但我們已經(jīng)夠幸福了That'srealsmooth,Shrek.''l'manogre!''你真行，史來(lái)克，我是怪物Happy,happy,happy...幸福，幸福，幸福…lknewthiswouldhappen.[Lillian]Youshould.Youstartedit.-我就知道會(huì)這樣-你應(yīng)該，是你引發(fā)的[laughs]Solsee.Let'sgo,Kyle.明白了，我們走，凱爾lcanhardlybelievethat,Lillian.He'stheogre.Notme.我不能相信，莉雅，真的他是怪物，又不是我-Verynice,Shrek.-What?lthink,Harold,you'retakingthisalittletoopersonally.-很好，史來(lái)克-什么？我覺(jué)得，哈洛你反應(yīng)太過(guò)分ltoldyoucomingherewasabadidea.我說(shuō)過(guò)來(lái)這里不是好主意ThisisFiona'schoice.-這是費(fèi)歐娜的選擇-不錯(cuò)！Youcould'veatleasttriedtogetalongwithmyfather.你根本沒(méi)有嘗試跟我父親相處Butshewassupposedtochoosetheprincewepickedforher.她應(yīng)選中我們替她找的王子ldon'tthinklwasgoingtogetDaddy'sblessing,evenifldidwantit.lmean,youexpectmetogivemyblessingstothis...thing?我覺(jué)得根本得不到你老爸的祝福你想讓我祝福這個(gè)東西？DoyouthinkitmightbeniceifsomebodyaskedmewhatlFionadoes.Andshe'llneverforgiveyouifyoudon't.wanted?費(fèi)歐娜希望否則她不會(huì)原諒你的即使我很想得到要是有人問(wèn)我的意見(jiàn)就好了ldon'twanttoloseourdaughteragain,Harold.Sure.Doyouwantmetopackforyou?我不想再失去我們的女兒當(dāng)然，你要我?guī)湍闶帐靶欣顔幔縊h,youactasifloveistotallypredictable.You'reunbelievable!You'rebehavinglikea...你難道認(rèn)為愛(ài)情是可以預(yù)測(cè)的你簡(jiǎn)直不可理喻，行為舉止就像Don'tyourememberwhenwewereyoung?-Goon!Sayit!-Likeanogre!你不記得我們年輕時(shí)-說(shuō)呀!-簡(jiǎn)直像怪物Weusedtowalkdownbythelilypondand...

沿著荷花池的小路走下你好-theywereinbloom...-Ourfirstkiss.So,what'snew?-荷花開(kāi)放-我們的初吻有什么好消息？It'snotthesame!Youremembermyson,PrinceCharming?那不一樣你記得我兒子白馬王子吧？ldon'tthinkyourealizethatourdaughterhasmarriedalsthatyou?Mygosh!lt'sbeenyears.monster!是你??？天哪！你難道不明白我們的女兒嫁給怪物！Whendidyougetback?Oh,stopbeingsuchadramaking.好多年不見(jiàn)了，幾時(shí)回來(lái)的？不要那么戲劇化Oh,aboutfiveminutesago,actually.Fine!Pretendthere'snothingwrong!大約五分鐘前好吧!假裝一切正常Afterlenduredblisteringwinds,scorchingdesert...La,di,da,di,da!lsn'titallwonderful!I'dliketoknowhowit我征服了呼嘯的狂風(fēng)，炎熱的沙漠couldgetanyworse!這樣不好么！我倒想看看怎么會(huì)更糟lclimbedtothehighestroominthetallesttower...爬上了最高塔樓里最高的房間-Hello,Harold.-[gasps]-你好，哈洛!-什么事？Mommycanhandlethis.媽媽能講這個(gè)故事-Whathappened?-Nothing,dear!Justtheoldhuntingwoundplayingupabit!Heenduresblisteringwindsandscorchingdesert!沒(méi)什么只是東征傷口有點(diǎn)作痛他征服了呼嘯的狂風(fēng)，炎熱的沙漠[chuckles]l'lljuststretchitouthereforawhile.Heclimbstothehighestbloodyroomofthetallestbloody伸展一下就好了tower...他爬上了最高塔樓的最高房間Youbettergetin.Weneedtotalk.你最好進(jìn)來(lái)，我們要談一談Andwhatdoeshefind?但是他找到了什么？Actually,FairyGodmother,offtobed.其實(shí)，神仙教母，我止要去睡覺(jué)呢Somegender-confusedwolftellinghimthathisprincess不男不女的大老狼說(shuō)公主[yawns]Alreadytakenmypills,andtheytendtomakemeabitdrowsy.isalreadymarried.剛服過(guò)藥，覺(jué)得有點(diǎn)暈暈的請(qǐng)讓我已經(jīng)結(jié)婚了So,howabout...wemakethisaquickvisit.What?ltwasn'tmyfault.Hedidn'tgetthereintime.如何呢我們速戰(zhàn)速?zèng)Q吧不能怪我，他沒(méi)有及時(shí)趕到Oh,hello.Ha-ha-ha!Stopthecar!

停車(chē)！不要Harold.哈洛So,FionaandCharmingwillbetogether.那么費(fèi)歐娜要和白馬王子在一起Youforcemetodosomethinglreallydon'twanttodo.你要強(qiáng)迫我做我不愿做的事-Yes.-Believeme,Harold.lt'swhat'sbest.-好的-相信我，哈洛[gasps]Wherearewe?我們講到哪里了？Notonlyforyourdaughter...這樣最好，不光是為了你女兒Hi.WelcometoFriar'sFatBoy!Mayltakeyourorder?你好!歡迎光臨肥仔速食!請(qǐng)點(diǎn)菜butforyourKingdom.也是為了你的王國(guó)Mydietisruined!lhopeyou'rehappy.Er...okay.我的飲食結(jié)構(gòu)都被你毀了，你咼興了？Whatamlsupposedtodoaboutit?那我應(yīng)該怎么辦呢？TwoRenaissanceWraps,nomayo...chilirings...兩個(gè)文藝復(fù)興卷餅辣椒卷Useyourimagination.使用你的想像力-l'llhavetheMedievalMeal.-OneMedievalMealand,Harold...-我要中世記餐-一個(gè)中世記餐，哈洛，炸薯?xiàng)l？毒蘋(píng)果酒吧Comeonin,YourMajesty.進(jìn)來(lái)吧，陛下-Curlyfries?-No,thankyou.不必，謝謝了*Ilikemytown我喜歡我的家鄉(xiāng)-Sourdoughsofttaco,then?-No,really,l'mfine.卷肉餅?zāi)?？你到底要什么?Withalittledropofpoison一小滴毒液不必了，謝謝*Nobodyknows...Yourorder,FairyGodmother.ThiscomeswiththeMedieval沒(méi)有人知道Meal.您要的菜，神仙教母這是中世記餐[clearsthroat]Excuseme.對(duì)不起Thereyouare,dear.給你，親愛(ài)的Dolknowyou?我認(rèn)識(shí)你嗎？肥仔速食No,youmustbemistakingmeforsomeoneelse.Wemadeadeal,Harold,andlassumeyoudon'twantmetogobackonmypart.我們講好的，哈洛你不希望我食言吧？你肯定認(rèn)錯(cuò)人了Uh...excuseme.l'mlookingfortheUglyStepsister.對(duì)不起，我在找后母生的丑八怪灰姑娘的丑姐姐[sighsdeeply]Indeednot.Ah!Thereyouare.Right.你在這里，好了Would...thisbeenough?這個(gè)夠嗎？Yousee,lneedtohavesomeonetakencareof.我需要把某一個(gè)人解決了Justtellmewherelcanfindthisogre.Yousee,lneedtohavesomeonetakencareof.我需要把某一個(gè)人解決了Justtellmewherelcanfindthisogre.告訴我在哪里可以找到怪物？EveryonesaysI'mgettingdowntoolowEveryonesaysyou'vejustgottaletitgo札斯廷閣下YoujustgottaletitgoIneedsomesleepTimetoputtheoldhorsedownI'mintoodeepYouhaveengagedmyvaluableservices,YourMajesty.您能夠得到我的珍貴服務(wù)，陛下-Who'stheguy?-Well,he'snotaguy,perse.-這個(gè)人是誰(shuí)？-其實(shí)，他不是人Um...He'sanogre.它是怪物Hey,buddy,letmeclueyouin.老兄，我來(lái)告訴你真相There'sonlyonefellowwhocanhandleajoblikethat,and,frankly...只有一個(gè)人能夠應(yīng)付這種事hedon'tliketobedisturbed.他不喜歡別人去找他hedon'tliketobedisturbed.Wherecouldlfindhim?他不喜歡別人去找他我到哪里去找他？Hello?喂？Whodaresentermyroom?誰(shuí)敢進(jìn)我的房間？Sorry!lhopel'mnotinterrupting,butl'mtoldyou'retheonetotalkto抱歉!希望我沒(méi)有打擾aboutanogreproblem?別人對(duì)我說(shuō)你是負(fù)責(zé)怪物的Youaretoldcorrect.說(shuō)的沒(méi)錯(cuò)Butforthis,lchargeagreatdealofmoney.但為這個(gè)，我要收取很高報(bào)酬AndthewheelskeepspinningroundEveryonesaysyou'vejustgottaletitgo*Everyonesaysyou'vejustgottaletitgo*DearKnight,Ipraythatyoutakethisfavorasatokenofmygratitude.親愛(ài)的騎士我祈禱你把這個(gè)當(dāng)作我的感謝日記DearDiary...親愛(ài)的日記SleepingBeautyishavingaslumberpartytomorrow,睡美人明天要開(kāi)睡衣晚會(huì)butDadsaysIcan'tgo.Heneverletsmeoutaftersunset.但是爸爸不讓我去他從來(lái)不讓我日落后出門(mén)DadsaysI'mgoingawayforawhile.爸爸說(shuō)我要出去一陣子Mustbelikesomefinishingschool.一定是像釣魚(yú)學(xué)校什么的MomsaysthatwhenI'moldenough,媽媽說(shuō)等我長(zhǎng)大些myPrinceCharmingwillrescuemefrommytowerandbringmebacktomyfamily,白馬王子會(huì)營(yíng)救我?guī)一丶襛ndwe'llalllivehappilyeverafter.我們會(huì)從此幸?？鞓?lè)的在一起Mrs.FionaCharming.白馬王子太太Mrs.FionaCharming.白馬王子太太Mrs.FionaCharming.[echoing]Mrs.FionaCharming.白馬王子太太Sorry.lhopel'mnotinterruptinganything.抱歉，希望我沒(méi)有打擾你No,no.lwasjustreadinga,uh...ascarybook.沒(méi)有我正在看恐怖小說(shuō)lwashopingyou'dletmeapologizeformydespicablebehaviorearlier.我想為我的不恰當(dāng)行為道歉-Okay...好吧-ldon'tknowwhatcameoverme.我不知道自己怎么搞的Doyousupposewecouldpretenditneverhappenedandstartover.??不知能不能假裝那種事沒(méi)發(fā)生過(guò)-Look,YourMajesty,ljust...-Please.CallmeDad.-陛下，我只是-請(qǐng)叫我爸爸Dad.Webothactedlikeogres.爸爸，我們都缺乏文明舉止Maybewejustneedsometimetogettoknoweachother.也許我們需要一點(diǎn)時(shí)間互相了解Excellentidea!lwasactuallyhopingyoumightjoinmeforamorninghunt.好主意，不知你是否愿意跟我一起去打獵Alittlefather-sontime?一點(diǎn)父子相處的時(shí)間lknowitwouldmeantheworldtoFiona.費(fèi)歐娜肯定會(huì)很高興Shallwesay,:bytheoldoak?明早：在老橡樹(shù)旁[Shrek]Faceit,Donkey!We'relost.承認(rèn)吧，驢子，我們失敗了Wecan'tbelost.WefollowedtheKing'sinstructionsexactly.我們不能失敗我們一字不差地聽(tīng)從國(guó)王的指示W(wǎng)hat'sdidhesay他說(shuō)什么？''Headtothedarkestpartofthewoods...''-朝向叢林的最深，最黑暗處-對(duì)''Pastthesinistertreeswithscary-lookingbranches.''走過(guò)邪惡之樹(shù)那些長(zhǎng)著恐怖模樣的枝杈Check檢查-ThebushshapedlikeShirleyBassey!-Wepassedthatthreetimesalready!-那些像雪麗巴瑟的樹(shù)林-我們已經(jīng)越過(guò)三次了Youweretheonewhosaidnottostopfordirections.是你說(shuō)的不要停下來(lái)Oh,great.MyonechancetofixthingsupwithFiona'sdad很好，這是我唯一與老岳父搞好關(guān)系的機(jī)會(huì)andlenduplostinthewoodswithyou!讓我在樹(shù)林里跟著你迷路了Comeon,littlekitty.Comehere.Oh!Comehere,littlekitty.過(guò)來(lái)，小貓咪Don'tgethuffy!l'monlytryingtohelp.別那么大脾氣，我不過(guò)想幫你罷了-Holdon,Shrek!l'mcoming!-Comeon!Getitoff!Getitoff!-慢著，史來(lái)克，我來(lái)了！-快來(lái)，下來(lái)!下來(lái)！lknow!lknow.我知道！-Lookout,Shrek!Holdstill!-Getitoff!-小心，史來(lái)克!別動(dòng)！-走開(kāi)！-l'msorry,allright?-Hey,don'tworryaboutit.-抱歉了-別介意Shrek!Holdstill!史來(lái)克!不要?jiǎng)?！ljustreallyneedtomakethingsworkwiththisguy.我很想跟他建立友好關(guān)系-Didlmiss?-No.Yougotthem.-我錯(cuò)過(guò)了？-沒(méi)有，你打中了Yeah,sure.Nowlet'sgobondwithDaddy.當(dāng)然，我們跟老爸努力建立關(guān)系Now,yeogre,prayformercyfrom...你這個(gè)怪物，趕快求饒Well,well,well,Donkey.驢子Puss...inBoots!鞋貓劍客lknowitwaskindofatendermomentbackthere,butthepurring?我知道他溫柔動(dòng)人不過(guò)故意發(fā)出噪音？l'llkillthatcat!我要宰了那只貓What?lain'tpurring.你講什么？我沒(méi)亂吵-[chuckles]Hairball.-Oh!Thatisnasty!-毛球！-真惡心Sure.What'snext?Ahug?下來(lái)?yè)肀幔縒hatshouldwedowithhim?我們拿他怎么辦？Hey,Shrek.Donkeysdon'tpurr.Whatdoyouthinklam,somekindofa...驢子不會(huì)那樣，你以為我是什么呢Taketheswordandneuterhim.GivehimtheBobBarkertreatment.我看我們拿了劍把他當(dāng)場(chǎng)解決像電視上那樣解決他Ha-ha!Fearme,ifyoudare!有膽就怕我！Oh,no!Porfavor!Please!媽媽呀!不要！[hisses]Look!Alittlecat.看，一只小貓limploreyou!ltwasnothingpersonal,Senor.求你!這的確是沒(méi)有什么私人恩怨-Lookout,Shrek!Hegotapiece!小心，史來(lái)克!他有武器lwasdoingitonlyformyfamily.Mymother,sheissick.Andmyfatherlivesoffthegarbage!我這樣只是為了母親，她生著病我父親靠撿垃圾過(guò)日子-lt'sacat,Donkey.Comehere,littlekitty,kitty.一只小貓罷了，小貓咪TheKingofferedmemuchingoldandlhavealitterof

brothers...國(guó)王給我了很多黃金，我兄弟多''Ateardropaway.''只需要…一滴眼淚Whoa,whoa,whoa!哇哇哇！Donkey!Thinkofthesaddestthingthat'severhappenedtoyou!Fiona'sfatherpaidyoutodothis?驢子!想想你今生最悲哀的事費(fèi)歐娜的父親給你錢(qián)讓你對(duì)付我Aw,man,wheredolbegin?TherichKing?Si.哎喲，讓我從哪兒說(shuō)起呢？富有的國(guó)王，沒(méi)錯(cuò)FirsttherewasthetimethatoldfarmertriedtosellmeforWell,somuchforDad'sroyalblessing.somemagicbeans.不必想皇爸爸的祝福了先是有個(gè)老農(nóng)夫要賣(mài)了我換取神奇豆子我至今未能忘懷Don'tfeelbad.AlmosteverybodythatmeetsyouwantstokillThenthisfoolhadapartyyou.然后這笨蛋跑去派對(duì)別難過(guò)了其實(shí)每個(gè)人見(jiàn)了你都想殺你andhehavethegueststryingtopinthetailonme.Gee,thanks.所有的客人都想在我身上釘尾巴謝謝了Thentheygotdrunkandstartbeatingmewithastick,goingMaybeFionawould'vebeenbetteroffiflweresomesortof''Pinata!!''PrinceCharming.喝醉后用棍子打我還喊“品尼亞大”也許費(fèi)歐娜有了白馬王子會(huì)更幸福Whatisapinata,anyway?That'swhattheKingsaid.“品尼亞大”是什么意思？沒(méi)錯(cuò)，國(guó)王也是這么說(shuō)No,Donkey!lneedyoutocry!Oh,uh...sorry.lthoughtthatquestionwasdirectedatme.不，驢子，我要你哭抱歉我以為那個(gè)問(wèn)題是要我回答的Don'tgoprojectingonme.lknowyou'refeelingbad,butyouShrek,Fionaknowsyou'ddoanythingforher.gotto...費(fèi)歐娜知道你會(huì)為她赴湯蹈火不要拿我當(dāng)你的出氣筒我知道你難過(guò)，但是你要自己Well,it'snotlikelwouldn'tchangeiflcould.Youlittle,hairy,litter-lickingsackof...我也不是完全不能變你這個(gè)只會(huì)舔垃圾的毛球ljust...ljustwishlcouldmakeherhappy.What?Isiton?Isiton?我只是希望能讓她幸福什么？這個(gè)開(kāi)著嗎？Holdthephone...ThisisFairyGodmother.等等我是神仙教母''Happiness.''I'meitherawayfrommydeskorwithaclient.幸福要么不在要么有客戶

Butifyoucomebytheoffice,we'llbegladtomakeyouanappointment.你想來(lái)我辦公室很高興于您預(yù)約時(shí)間-真的？我們要留下他-你說(shuō)什么？Listen.He'spurring!聽(tīng)著，他在戲哩呼嚕Havea''happyeverafter.''-Oh,sonowit'scute.-Comeon,Donkey.Lightenup.祝您幸福快樂(lè)-蠻可愛(ài)的-算了，驢子，輕松點(diǎn)Areyouupforalittlequest,Donkey?Lightenup?lshouldlightenup?Lookwho'stellingwhoto你準(zhǔn)備征戰(zhàn)了嗎？lightenup!輕松？我應(yīng)該輕松看看是誰(shuí)在要我放輕松That'smorelikeit!ShrekandDonkey,onanotherwhirlwindadventure!Lightenup?lshouldlightenup?Lookwho'stellingwhoto這還差不多史來(lái)克和驢子的另一場(chǎng)探險(xiǎn)lightenup!輕松？我應(yīng)該輕松看看是誰(shuí)在要我放輕松*Ain'tnostoppin'usnow!Whoo!We'reonthemove!誰(shuí)也不能阻止我們我們開(kāi)始行動(dòng)了Shrek!史來(lái)克-Stop,Ogre!lhavemisjudgedyou.-Jointheclub.We'vegotjackets.AtQ~7*,kx7tm、.Z-44*.kxz~7*ZZ->-p-r-rfr"~rT■亠5Shrek?r-l-t-夠了，怪物!我錯(cuò)怪了你-一起來(lái)，我們有外套史來(lái)克Onmyhonor,lamobligedtoaccompanyyouuntillhaveThey'rebothfestive,aren'tthey?savedyourlife兩個(gè)都有佳節(jié)氣氛不勝榮幸我很高興陪伴你，直至拯救你生命Whatdoyouthink,Harold?asyouhavesparedmemine.你說(shuō)呢，哈洛？因?yàn)槟惴胚^(guò)我一次Um...Yes,yes.Fine.Fine.Thepositionofannoyingtalkinganimalhasalreadybeentaken.都好抱歉多嘴多舌的動(dòng)物位置已經(jīng)被占領(lǐng)了Trytoatleastpretendyou'reinterestedinyourdaughter'sweddingball.Let'sgo,Shrek.Shrek?哪怕假裝對(duì)女兒的婚禮舞會(huì)感興趣也好我們走，史來(lái)克！史來(lái)克？Honestly,Lillian,ldon'tthinkitmatters.-Shrek!-Aw,comeon,Donkey.Lookathim...老實(shí)說(shuō)，莉雅我并不覺(jué)得有什么意義來(lái)吧，驢子，你看他Howdoweknowtherewillevenbeaball?inhisweelittleboots.怎么會(huì)知道要開(kāi)舞會(huì)呢？穿著小靴子Mom.Dad.Youknow,howmanycatscanwearboots?Honestly.媽媽，爸爸幾個(gè)貓會(huì)穿這種小靴子？-Oh,hello,dear.-What'sthat,Cedric?Right!Coming.-Let'skeephim!-Saywhat?-你好，親愛(ài)的-你說(shuō)什么？西德里克？

他？Mom,haveyouseenShrek?-對(duì)，來(lái)了-媽媽，你看到史萊克沒(méi)有？Youknow,youdidn'texactlyrollouttheWelcomeWagon.你也沒(méi)有鋪紅地毯來(lái)迎接他lhaven't.Youshouldaskyourfather.沒(méi)有，你應(yīng)該去問(wèn)你爸爸Well,whatdidyouexpect?Lookatwhathe'sdonetoyou.你還要怎樣？看他把你弄成什么樣子了？Besureandusesmallwords,dear.He'salittleslowthismorning.Shreklovesmeforwholam.用詞盡量簡(jiǎn)單，他今早有點(diǎn)遲鈍史來(lái)克愛(ài)我-Canlhelpyou,YourMajesty?-Ah,yes!Um...lwouldthinkyou'dbehappyforme.-需要幫忙嗎，陛下？-不錯(cuò)我以為你會(huì)為我咼興Mmm!Exquisite.Whatdoyoucallthisdish?Darling,l'mjustthinkingaboutwhat'sbestforyou.精美細(xì)致，這道菜叫什么？親愛(ài)的，我不過(guò)在想什么對(duì)你取好Thatwouldbethedog'sbreakfast,YourMajesty.Maybeyoushoulddothesame.那是狗兒的早餐，陛下也許你也應(yīng)該想想Ah,yes.Verygood,then.Carryon,Cedric.No,really?非常好，繼續(xù)，西德里克不，真的？-Dad?Dad,haveyouseenShrek?-No,lhaven't,dear.Oh,no.That'stheoldKeebler'splace.Let'sbackawayslowly.-爸爸，你見(jiàn)到史來(lái)克了嗎？-沒(méi)有，他肯定跑出去找個(gè)不!那疋精靈的小屋子趕快悄悄走開(kāi)l'msurehejustwentofftolookforanice...mudholetocoolThat'stheFairyGodmother'scottage.downin.那是神仙教母的屋子泥洞鉆進(jìn)去冷靜頭腦She'sthelargestproducerofhexesandpotionsinthewholeYouknow,afteryourlittlespatlastnight.kingdom.你們昨晚吵過(guò)嘴她是本王國(guó)最大的魔法和毒液制造商O(píng)h.Youheardthat,huh?Thenwhydon'twepopinthereforaspell?Ha-ha!Spell!你聽(tīng)到了？我們不如進(jìn)去拜訪她Thewholekingdomheardyou.[PussinBoots]Hemakesmelaugh.乖女兒，整個(gè)王國(guó)都聽(tīng)見(jiàn)了真會(huì)惹人笑lmean,afterall,itisinhisnaturetobe...Hi.l'mheretoseethe...其實(shí)，這就是他的本性你好，我是來(lái)見(jiàn)well,abitofabrute.TheFairyGodmother.l'msorry.Sheisnotin.是有點(diǎn)獸性神仙教母抱歉，她不在Him?Jerome!CoffeeandaMonteCristo.Now!

杰羅姆，馬上給我送咖啡和三文治[giggles]Naughty!淘氣Yes,FairyGodmother.Rightaway.是，神仙教母，馬上就來(lái)Apinchofpassion.一撮熱情L(zhǎng)ook,she'snotseeinganyclientstoday,OK?她今天不見(jiàn)任何客戶Andjustahintof...還有一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)That'sOK,buddy.We'refromtheunion.沒(méi)關(guān)系，我們是工會(huì)來(lái)的lust!淫欲Theunion?工會(huì)？-[Shrek]Excuseme.-[gasps]Sorrytobargeinlikethis...抱歉這么粗魯闖進(jìn)來(lái)Werepresenttheworkersinallmagicalindustries,bothevilandbenign.WhatinGrimm'snameareyoudoinghere?我們代表所有神奇工業(yè)的工人邪惡和仁慈你們到底想搞什么名堂？Oh!Oh,right.Well,好的其實(shí)Areyoufeelingatalldegradedoroppressed?itseemsthatFiona'snotexactlyhappy.Oh-ho-ho!你有受到剝削的感覺(jué)嗎？費(fèi)歐娜好像并不那么開(kāi)心Uh...alittle.Wedon'tevenhavedental.Andthere'ssomequestionastowhythatis?有一點(diǎn)，我們都沒(méi)有牙醫(yī)福利有些問(wèn)題是需要澄清的Theydon'tevenhavedental.Well,let'sexplorethat,shallwe?他們沒(méi)有牙醫(yī)福利那么我們一起來(lái)找出原因吧Okay,we'lljusthavealookaround.Ah.P,P,P...Princess.Cinderella.我們先看看再說(shuō)公主，灰姑娘Oh.Bytheway.lthinkit'dbebetteriftheFairyGodmotherHereweare.''Livedhappilyeverafter.''Oh...didn'tknowwewerehere.快樂(lè)幸福地生活對(duì)了，最好是神仙教母[laughs]Noogres!-Knowwhatl'msaying?Huh?-Huh?Huh?Huh?沒(méi)有怪物不知道我們?cè)诖耍靼讍?？Let'ssee.SnowWhite.-Stopit.-Ofcourse.Gorightin.白雪公主-停下！-當(dāng)然，馬上進(jìn)去Ahandsomeprince.Oh,noogres.Adropofdesire.有一位英俊王子，沒(méi)有怪物一滴欲望SleepingBeauty.Oh,noogres!

睡美人，也沒(méi)有怪物GetyourfineCorinthianfootwearandyourcatcheeksoutofmyface!Man,thatstinks!HanselandGretel?No!Thumbelina?No.穿上你的高級(jí)皮靴子別拿你的臭臉在我臉上擦來(lái)擦去漢斯與葛莉泰？沒(méi)有！拇指姑娘？沒(méi)有Youdon'texactlysmelllikeabasketofroses.TheGoldenBird,theLittleMermaid,PrettyWoman...黃金鳥(niǎo)，美人魚(yú)，小婦人你也不是像鮮花一樣香-Well,oneofthesehasgottohelp.-lwasjustconcoctingthisNo,no,no,no,no!全都沒(méi)有veryplan!-總得有人幫忙-我只是在協(xié)調(diào)這個(gè)計(jì)劃Yousee,ogresdon'tlivehappilyeverafter.怪物沒(méi)有幸福生活的故事Alreadyourmindsarebecomingone.我們已經(jīng)兩腦合一了Allright,look,lady!好吧，夫人Whoa,whoa.哇哇哇！Don'tyoupoint...thosedirtygreensausagesatme!不許你拿著骯臟爪子指我！lfweneedanexpertonlickingourselves,we'llgiveyouacall.需要找人舔身子我們會(huì)給你打電話YourMonteCristoandcoffee.您的三文治和咖啡Shrek,thisisabadidea.史萊克，這是個(gè)壞主意Oh!Sorry.抱歉Look.Makeyourselfusefulandgokeepwatch.別當(dāng)廢物，做點(diǎn)有用的事Ah...that'sokay.Wewerejustleaving.沒(méi)事，反正我們要走了Puss,doyouthinkyoucouldgettothoseontop?鞋貓，你能夠著上面的東西嗎？Verysorrytohavewastedyourtime,MissGodmother.抱歉浪費(fèi)了您的時(shí)間，教母Noproblema,boss.lnoneofmyninelives,沒(méi)問(wèn)題，老板Just...go.趕快走！lwasthegreatcatburglarofSantiagodeCompostela.Ha-ha-ha-ha!在我今生九條命里我是西班牙最厲害的貓盜匪Comeon,guys.來(lái)吧！Shrek,areyouoffyournut?史來(lái)克，你瘋了？TGlF,eh,buddy?還好今天是星期五，對(duì)吧？Donkey,keepwatch.驢子，繼續(xù)放哨Workinghardorhardlyworking,eh,Mac?努力工作要么就不工作Keepwatch?Yeah,l'llkeepwatch.放哨？我會(huì)放哨“藥房”l'llwatchthatwickedwitchcomeandwhammyaworldofhurt

upyourbackside.我會(huì)看著邪惡的巫婆下來(lái)說(shuō)不定打痛你的屁股Hurry!快點(diǎn)！l'lllaugh,too.I'llbegigglingtomysel