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TheOneWithRoss'New201羅斯的新女友但羅斯帶著（華裔）回國(guó)，卻使她美碎。菲比說(shuō)莫妮卡你太挑剔搞砸被你罵，卻又在后者的再三哀求下讓步。不幸的是，菲比把"Demi"聽(tīng)成了"Dudley"（后者是一位上了年紀(jì)的男影星）；喬伊起初還不相信，經(jīng)羅斯確認(rèn)后趕緊打給，說(shuō)他們一家都被揩油了情緒低落的瑞秋再度和保羅2.01TheOneWithRoss'NewRachel,readytorevealherfeelingstoRoss,meetshimatthehernsfallapart,however,whenshefindsoutabouthisnewgirlfriend,Chandler,alreadyfeelingguiltyaboutrevealingRoss'sfeelingstoRachel,nowfeelsworsethatheencouragedRosstoforgetabouther.ThegangwatchesSumoPhoebegivesJoeyandChandlerMonicawantsone,PhoebeisreluctantbecauseofMonica'spickynature,butfinallygivesMonicawantsacutlikeDemiUnfortunayPhoebeconfuses"Demi"withChandlerneedsasuitmade,andJoeyrefershimtothefamilywhilegettingmeasuredforpants,Chandlergetsalittlemoreattentionthanhebargainedfor(v.預(yù)料到).Rosssickenseveryone(especiallyRachel)withhisconstantgushing(adj.過(guò)分動(dòng)用感情的)forJulie.InRachel'sdepression,shesleepswithPaolo[Scene:CentralPerk,Phoebeisrecaplastseason,andasshetalksweseeamontageofscenesfromRossandRachel.]recapvt.概述/montagen.Phoebe:Ok,sothisisprettymuchwhat'shappenedsofar.RosswasinlovewithRachelsince,youknow,forever,buteverytimehetriedtolher,somethingkindofgotintheway,likecats,andItalianguys.FinallyChandlerwaslike"forgetabouther"butwhenRosswasinonhisdig,ChandlerletitslipthatRosswasinlovewithRachel.Shewaslike,"Ohmygod."Soshewenttotheairporttomeethimwhenhecameback,butwhatshedidn'tknowwas,thatRosswasgettingoffthenewithanotherwoman.Oh!So,that'sprettymucheverythingyouneedtoknow.But,enoughaboutus.So,how'veyougetinthewayv.妨礙/how'veyoubeen過(guò)得怎OPENING[Scene,TheAirport,fromlastseason,RacheliswaitingforRosstocomeoffthene,whensheseeshe'scomingoffwithanotherwoman.]Rachel:Ohmygod.Ohmygod.(Shedecidestomakeabreakforit.)Excuseme.Move!Move!Emergency!Excuseme!(Shetriesclimbingoverabenchandfallsdown.)makeabreakforitv/benchnRoss:Rachel:Oh,thereyouare!Hi!Oh,so...howwas,you?(Hitshimwiththeflowers.)Ross:Itwas,itwasgreat.Oh,whathappened?Rachel:What?Ross:You'reRachel:Iam?Oh,lookatthat,yesIam.Enoughaboutme,enoughaboutme,Mr.Backfromtheorient.Iwannaheareverything!(LooksatJulie)orientnRoss:Well,wheredoIstart?ThisisJulie.Julie,thisisRachel:Hi.Theseare,thesearen'tforyou.(toJulie)Theseareforyou.(Loudly,thinkingshecan'tspeakEnglish.) etoourJulie:(Loudly,provingshecanspeakEnglish.)Thankyou.I'mfromNewYork.Rachel:Ok,well,notaproblem.We'lljustusethemtostopthebleeding.Ok.Baggageclaim?Ok.baggageclaimn.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thegangiswaitingforRacheltoreturnfromtheairportwithRoss.]Chandler:NoMonica:I'mlingyou,shewenttotheairport,andshe'sgonnagoforitwithRoss!goforvPhoebe:Ohmygod.Thisishuge.Thisisbiggerthanhuge.Thisislike,allright,what'sbiggerthanhuge?Joey:Um,Phoebe:Monica:Guys,yougotyourhairChandler:Yes,yes,wedid,thankstoVidalVidalSassoon(bornJanuary17,1928)isaBritishhairdresserandPhoebe:'Cause,youknow,(inthatvoice)ifyoudon'tlookgood,wedon'tlookgood.Ilovethatvoice.Rachel:(entering,outofbreath)Airport,airport.Ross,notalone,Julie,armaroundher.Cramp,cramp.outofbreathadv.上氣不接下氣地/crampn.Chandler:Ok,Ithinkshe'stryingtolussomething.Quick,gettheverbs.Rachel:(pokesChandler)You,you,yousaidhelikedme.(RossandJulieenter)You,youslowpokes!pokev.戳/slowpokenRoss:That'sallright,Rach,wegotthebags.Hi,o.Julie,thisismysisterMonica.ThisisChandler.Phoebe.Joey,whatup?Joey:WhatRoss:Everyone,thisisJulie.Rachel:(outofbreath)Julie.All:Ohh.(Happily)Hi!Julie:Hi,butI'mnothere,youhaven'tmetme.I'llmakeamuchbetterfirstimpressiontomorrowwhenIdon'thave20hoursofcabandneonme.Ross:AndJulie:OhmyRoss:Thescreamingguy?Julie:AndtheRoss:YougottahearthisJulie:We'reonthisbus,that'seasily200yearsold...Ross:Atleast.Julie:AndthisRachel:Andthechickenpoopsinherlap.Oh,I'msosorry.Ijustgaveawaytheending,didn'tI?Oh!It'sjust,Ijustheardthisstoryinthecab,anditisallIcanthinkabout.poov.<兒>拉屎/giveawayMonica:Thisisamazing.Imean,how,howdidthishappen?Julie:Well,RossandIwereingradschooltogether.gradeschooln.<美>小學(xué)Ross:Butwehaven'tseeneachothersincethen.WellIland,guesswho'sinchargeoftheRachel:Julie!Julie,isn'tthatgreat?Imean,isn'tthatjustkick-you-in-the-crotch,spit-on-your-neckfantastic?crotchnspitonv.Monica:It'sanRoss:Well,wejustwantedtosayaquickhi,andthenwe'regonnagoseethebaby.Julie:Andthenwe'vegottagetsomeRoss:Yeah,it'sreally6:00tomorrownightourChandler:Well,listen,don'tluswhat'sgonnahappenthough,'causeIliketobesurprised.(RossandJulieRachel:Bye.(Sheclosesthedoorandeveryonetriestosympathizewithher.)sympathizevi[Scene:CentralPerk,RossandChandlerenter.]Ross:Hey,Rach,canIgetsomecoffee?Rachel:Yeah,sure.Ross:Thankyou.Chandler:Hey,Rach,canIget...Rachel:Didyoutalktohim?Chandler:Notyet.Rachel:Then,no.(HegoestositdownnexttoChandler:Sowhatthehappenedtoyouin?Imean,whenlastweleftyou,youweretotallyinlovewith,youknow.Ross:Iknow,IknowIwas,buttherewasalwaysthislittlevoiceinsidethatkeptsayingit'snevergonnahappen,moveon.Youknowwhosevoicethatwas?Chandler:Ross:Itwasyou,palChandler:Well,maybeitwasGod,ngdov.Ross:Look,youwereright.Shelooksatmeandseesafriend,that'sall.ButthenImetJulie,andIdon'tknow,we'rehavingagreattime.AndIhavetosay,Ineverwould'vegoneforitwithherifithadn'tbeenforyou.goforitwithsbv.向告Chandler:Well,youowemeone,bigguy.Rachel:Here'syourlemonade.lemonaden.Ross:Ididn'torderRachel:Oh.Wellthen,youbettergotakethatbackbecausethey'regonnachargeyouforthat.chargesbforsthvRoss:Rachel:Gogogogo,comeon!(toChandler)SowhatdidyoufindChandler:Hesaid...hesaidthatthey'rehavingagreattime.I'msorry.But,thesilverlining,ifyouwannaseeit,isthathemadethedecisionallbyhimselfwithoutanyoutsidehelpwhatsoever.silverliningn.中看到的一點(diǎn)慰藉[eg:Everycloudhasasilverlining]/whatsoeverpron.無(wú)論什么Rachel:Howisthatthesilverlining?Chandler:Youhavetoreallywannaseeit.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,RossandthegangiswatchingSumanRoss:Ironically,thesearetheguyswhowerepickedlastingymn.Monica:Phoebes,youknowwhatI'mPhoebe：Oh,ok.How,it'sbeensolongsinceyou'vehad ,you'rewonderingifthey'vechangedit?Monica:No,althoughnowthat'swhatI'mthinking.Phoebe：Allright,sowhatwereyouthinking?Monica:Well,Iwasthinking,thatyougavetheguyssuchgreathaircuts,Ithought,maybeyou'dliketodomine?Phoebe：Ohh!Monica:WhyPhoebe：Because,I'mjust,I'mincrediblyandanunbelievablecontrolfreak.<俚>beparticularaboutMonica:Noyou'rePhoebe：IknowI'mnot,butyouare,andIwastryingtospareyoursparev.不[eg:Theytookhismoneybutsparedhis(ThephoneJoey：(answeringthephone)o?Oh,hi.Yeah,holdonasecond.Ross,it'sJulie,foryou.(Throwshimthephone.)Ross:(onphone)o?Chandler:(entering)Hi.AnybodyknowagoodtailornJoey：NeedssomeclothesChandler:No,no,I'mjustlookingforamantodrawonmewithJoey：Whydon'tyougoseeFrankie?Myfamily'sbeengoin'tohimforever.HedidmyfirstsuitwhenIwas15.Nowait,16.No,Excuseme,15.(stillconfused)Allright,whenwas1990?Chandler:YouhavetostoptheQ-tipwhenthere'sn.阻力/Q-tipnRoss:(onphone)Ok,ok,sweetheart,I'llseeyoulater.Ok,bye.What?Oh,thatissosweet.No,no,ok,youhangup.Ok,ok,one,two,three.(motionsforRacheltobequiet)Wellyoudidn'thangupRachel:Shedidn'thangupRoss:Ok,no,no,youhangup.You,you..Rachel:(takingthephoneandhangingitup)Sorry,Ithoughtyouweretalkingtome.Ross:Rachel!I'lljustcallherback.Rachel:Okay!Ross:(callsJulieback)Hi?Sorry,wegotthisRachel:Ok,ok,ok.Howdidthishappentome?Howdidthishappentome?Aweekago,twoweeksago,Iwasfine.RosswasjustRoss,justthisguy.Nowallofasuddenhe'sRoss,oh,thisreallygreatguythatIcan'thave.Monica:Sweetie,IwantedyoutohavehimRachel:Iknowyoudid.I'mjustgonnadealwithit,I'mjustgonnadealwithit.(Rosscomesby,smochingwithJulieonthephone.)Igottagetoutofhere.smoochv.[eg:YoungcouplesweresmoochingallovercampusafterfinishingChandler:Ok,Idon'tcarewhatyouguyssay,something'sbothering[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thenextmorning.]Joey：Youknow,IthinkIwassixteen.Monica:Please,justalittlebitofftheback.Phoebe：I'mstillon"no".Rachel:(pokingherheadinfromherbedroom)Morning.Doyouguysthinkyoucouldcloseyoureyesforjustasec?Joey：Nonononono,(grabshispants)I'mnotfallin'forthatfallforv.Phoebe：What'sgoin'Rachel:Well,Isortofdidastupidthinglastnight.Chandler:Whatstupidthingdidyoudo?Paolo:Bongiornotutti!COMMERCIAL[Scene:MonicaandRachel'sfromRachel:Ok,Paolo,whydon'tyoujustgogetdressed,andthenyou'llbeonyourway,ok,bye-bye.Monica:Rachel,howdidthisRachel:Idon'tknow,Ijustkindaranintohimlastrunintov.Rachel:Athisapartment.IsthisJoey：Whoa,whoa.Andthefactthatyoudumpedhimbecausehehitonhitonv.Rachel:OhGod,IknowI'mapatheticpatheticadjMonica:Honey,you'renotpathetic,you'reChandler:Peopledostupidthingswhenthey'reMonica:Mygod,ifIhadanickelforeveryguyIwishIhadn't...butthisisaboutyourhorriblemistake.Ross:Hi.Sorrywe'relatebutwewere...well,therewastouching.Paolo:Hey,heyRoss.Ross:Hey,Paolo.Whatareyounghere?Paolo:IdoRaquel.Ross:Sohe'sRachel:Yeah,he'sback.Isthataproblem?Ross:No,notaproblem.Rachel:Good!I'mgladit'snotaproblem.Phoebe：Ok,you'regonnahavetonottouchmyass.Chandler:Well,inspiteoftheyummybagelsandpalpabletension,I'vegotpantsthatneedtobealtered.yummyadj.美味的/bageln.面包圈/palpableadj.明顯的/tensionn.劍拔Joey：Hey,Chandler,whenyouseeFrankie,lhimJoeyTribbianisayso.He'llknowwhatitmeans.Chandler:Areyousurehe'sgonnabeabletocrackthatcrackcodev.解開(kāi)Monica:Youknowit'sfunny,thelasttimePaolowashere,myhairwassomuchshorterandcuter.Phoebe：Allright.Ok,butyouhavetopromisethatyouwillnotbealllikecontrolyandbossyandMonicaaboutit.Monica:IPhoebe：Allright.Nowsomeofyouaregonnagetcut,andsomeofyouaren't.ButIpromisenoneofyouaregonnafeelathing.[Scene:Monica'sbedroom,Phoebeisfinishingwithherhaircut.]Phoebe：Allright,that'sit,Iquit.Monica:What?Ididn'tsayPhoebe：Yeah,butthisisn'tthefaceof whotrusts.Ok,thisisthefaceofa who,youknow,doesn'ttrust Monica:I'msorry.I'msorry,Phoebe.It'sjustalittleshorterthanwhatwehaddiscussed.Phoebe：Wouldyourelax?IknowwhatIamng.ThisishowhewearsMonica:Howwhowearsit?Phoebe：DemiMoore.DemiMooreKutcher(bornDemetriaGeneGuynes;November11,1962)isanAmericanactress.Shebecamewell-knownafterastringof1980steen-orientedmovies,andwasoneofthebestknownactressesof1990sHollywood.SheismarriedtoactorAshtonKutcher.Monica:DemiMooreisnotaPhoebe：Well,hewasaheinArthur,andinArthurisa1981filmsetinNewYorkCitywhichlsthestoryofdrunkenyboymillionaireArthurBach(DudleyMoore),whoisonthebrinkofanarrangedmarriagetoawealthyheiress,SusanJohnson(JillEikenberry).ThemoviewaswrittenanddirectedbySteveGordon,andwasbasedinpartonthecharactersJeevesandWooster,createdbyP.G.Wodehouse.10isa1979romanticcomedyfilmdirectedbyBlakeEdwardsandstarringBoDerek,DudleyMooreandJulieAndrews.Consideredatrend-setting(adjfilmatthetimeandoneoftheyear'sbiggestboxofficehits,themoviemadesuperstarsofDerekandMoore.TheoriginalmusicscorewascomposedbyHenryMancini.Monica:That'sDudleyMoore.IsaidIwanteditlikeDemiDudleyStuartJohnMoore,CBE(19April1935–27March2002),wasanEnglishactor,comedianandmusician.Moorefirstcametoprominenceasoneofthefourwriter-performersinBeyondtheFringeintheearly1960sandbecamefamousashalfofthehugelypopularevisiondouble-actheformedwithPeterCook.HisfameasacomedicactorwaslaterheightenedbyhissuccessinHollywoodmoviessuchas10withBoDerekandArthurinthelate1970sandearly1980s,respectively.Hewasoftenknownas"CuddlyDudley"or"TheThimble(n.針箍)",areferencetohisshortstature(n.身材矮小癥)andpopularitywithwomen.Phoebe：Oh!Monica:OhmyPhoebe：I'msorry,I'msorry.Whichone'sDemiMonica:She'stheactresswhowasinDisclosure,IndecentProposal,Disclosureisa1994thrillerdirectedbyBarryLevinson,starringMichaelDouglasandDemiMoore.ThemovieisbasedonMichaelCrichton'snovelofthesamename.LikeallLevinsonmotionpicturesfromDiner(1982)toLibertyHeights(1999),RalphTabakinappearsinthismovieaswell,actingasanElevatorAttendant.IndecentProposalisa1993filmdramadirectedbyLyne.ItstarsRobertRedford,DemiMoore,WoodyHarrelson,SeymourCasselandOlivertt.ItisbasedonthenovelofthesamenamebyJackEngelhard.Ghostisa1990romanticfantasyfilmstarringPatrickSwayze,DemiMoore,TonyGoldwynandWhoopiGoldberg,writtenbyBruceJoelRubinanddirectedbyJerryZucker.ItwasnominatedformultipleAcademy,includingBestPicture,winningforBestOriginalScreeny,aswellasBestSupportingActressforWhoopiPhoebe：Oh,she'sgotgorgeoushair.Monica:Iknow![Scene:Frank'stailorshop,Chandlerisgettinghispantsaltered.]Frankie:Howlongdoyouwantthecuffs?cuffnChandler:AtleastaslongasIhavethepants.Frankie:Ijustgotthat.Ok,nowwe'lldoyourinseam.inseamn.內(nèi)接縫(Heslowlymeasuresituphisleg,andChandlermakesarathersurprisedface.)[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Monicaisrecoveringfromherhaircut,Phoebeisyingherdoctorandiscominginfromthebedroom.]Rachel:HowisPhoebe：It'stoosoontol.She'sresting,whichisagoodsign.Ross:How'sthehair?Phoebe：I'mnotgonnalietoyou,Ross,itdoesn'tlookgood.Iputaclipononeside,whichseemstohavestoppedthecurling.clipn.發(fā)夾/curlingn.Joey：CanweseePhoebe：Yourhairlookstoogood,Ithinkitwouldupsether.Ross,youcomeonin.(TheygointothebedroomleavingJoeyandRachelJoey：How'reyoung?Rachel:I'mok.Joey：Ooh,thatbad,huh?Look,Icansensewhenwomenaredepressedandvulnerable.It'soneofmygifts.Rachel:WhenIsawhimgetoffthatnewithher,IreallythoughtIhitrockbottom.Buttoday,it'slikethere'srockbottom,then50feetofcrap,thenme.hitrockbottomvJoey：YougottalRosshowyouRachel:Comeon.HowcanI lhim?WhataboutJoey：Whatabouther?They'veonlybeengoingoutfortwoweeks.Rosshasbeeninlovewithyouforlike10years.Rachel:Idon'tknow,Idon'tJoey：Look,Rach,Rach,I'vebeenwithmyshareofwomen.Infact,I'vebeenwithlikealotofpeople'sshareofwomen.Thepointis,I'veneverfeltaboutanyonethewayRossfeltaboutyou.sharen.(一)份[eg：Ihavedonemyshareofthework]/thepointisChandler:You,paisan!CanItalktoyouforasec?Yourtailorisaverybadman!paisana<意>It'sawordthat'susedwithItaliansorItalianAmericanswheninformally,butfriendly,adressingoneanother.Itmeans"brother"or"fellowJoey：Frankie?What'reyoutalkingRoss:(enteringfromtehbedroom)Hey,what'sgoin'on?Chandler:Joey'stailor...tookadvantageofme.takeadvantageof[eg:HehasalwaysbeentakingadvantageofRoss:Joey：Noway.I'vebeengoingtotheguyfor12Chandler:Hesaidhewasgoingtodomyinseam,andheranhishandupmyleg,andthen,therewasdefinite...Ross:what?Chandler:Cup.cup<俚>Toweigh,withone'shands,someone'stesticles[eg：Iwasfeelingbad,untilBriangavemesomecup.Ifeltbetterafterwards]Joey：That'showtheydopants!Firsttheygouponeside,theymoveitover,theygouptheotherside,theymoveitback,andthentheydotherear.What?Ross,Ross,wouldyoulhim?Isn'tthathowtheymeasurepants?rearnRoss:Yes,yesitis.Inprison!What'smatterwithyou?Joey：What?That'snot?Ohmygod.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,laterthatday.Monicaisnowoutandbeoutandaboutv.Monica:EvenMaryTylerMoorewould'vebeenMaryTylerMoore(bornDecember29,1936)isanAmericanactressandcomedienne(n.喜劇女演員),primarilyknownforherrolesin sandevision.MooreisarguablybestknownforTheMaryTylerMooreShow(1970–1977),inwhichshestarredasMaryRichards,a30-somethingsinglewomanwhoworkedasanewsproduceratWJM-TVinMinneapolis,andforherearlierroleasLauraPetrie,wifeofevisioncomedywriterRobPetrie(yedbyDickVanDyke)onTheDickVanDykeShow(1961–1966).Shehasalsoappearedinvariousfiovertheyears.Herbest-rememberedtheatricalperformancecamein1980'sOrdinaryPeople,whichgarneredheranOscarnominationforarolethatwasthepolaroppositeofthecharactersviewershad eaccustomedtoseeingherportrayonevision.Shehasalsobeenactiveincharityworkandvariouspoliticalcauses,particularlyanimalrightsanddiabetes.Ross:Ilikeit.Ido,Ithinkit'saTen.Monica:Thankyou.MyhairisveryChandler:Comeon,Monica,thingscouldbeworse.YoucouldgetcaughtbetweenthemoonandNewYorkCity.Iknowit'scrazy,butit'strue.Phoebe：ThankRoss:Well,Igottago.Bye.Bye,Rachel:(stickingherheadinfromthebalcony)Wait,areyouRoss:Yeah,that'skindawhatImeantby"bye!"Rachel:Well,canItalktoyouforasec?Ross:Okay.(goesoutontotheJoey：Hey,whenthedoctordoesthatherniahernianChandler:That'sok.Ross:What'sgoin'on?Rachel:Well,firstofall,PaoloandIarenotbacktogether.ItwasjustastupidthingIdid,andifIcouldgobackintimeanddoitagain,well,Iwouldn't.Secondofall,what?(Rosslaughs)Ross:Ok.Well,beforeIsayanything,Ijustneedtoknow,isthisoneofthosethingswhereyoubreakupwithaguy,andthenIlyouwhatIthink,andthenthenextdayyougetbacktogetherwiththeguy,andIlooklikeacompleteidiot?Rachel:No.No-no-no-Ross:Well,then,Ithink,Ithinktheguyisscum.Ihatehim.Iphysicallyhatehim.Ialwayshave.Youarewaytoogoodtobewithaguylikethat.Youdeservetobewithsomeonewhoappreciatesyou,andwhogets