生活大分欄集中英文劇本s04e14thespian catalyst

生活 TheBigBangTheoryGoodI'myourguestlecturer,Dr.SheldonCooper.我是的客座講師謝爾頓·庫(kù)珀博士Iwasexpectingapuse,butIsupposestunnedsilenceisequallyIagreedtospeaktoyouthisbecauseIwastoldthatyou'rethebestandthe是因?yàn)橛腥烁嬖V我是這所學(xué)校里ofthisuniversity'sdoctoralHmmOfcourse,that'slikesaying當(dāng)然這就像是說(shuō)youarethemostimportantelectroninahydrogenatom.'Cause,you因?yàn)橄雝here'sonlyoneelectroninahydrogenBestandbrightest,mysweetpatootie.這也算最優(yōu)秀最聰明啊我的老天爺Allright,let'sbegin.好吧Showofhands,whohereis請(qǐng)舉手告訴我withtheconceptoftopologicalDon'tkidIfoundanothertweetfromastudentatSheldon'slecture.我又看到了一條謝爾頓課上的學(xué)生"Dr.Cooperhastakenarelativelyboring

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