英語5人搞笑微電影劇本

1、英語微電影劇本whose treat 演員：a , b, c, d ,旁白一一編?。簲z影：后期制作：插曲：場景一鈴兒響叮當(dāng)場景二雪絨花場景三泰坦尼克號主題曲 場景四flash場景五never say goodbye 或者字母歌道具：一份報(bào)紙（最好是英文的），三份試卷（白紙即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃（場景一：未定空地 5個(gè)人都到，拍攝）旁白： one day , some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner一天，幾個(gè)年輕人想叫外賣吃（直接錄旁白，念完時(shí)候鏡頭落在四個(gè)人身上）a: let s get takeout ,pleas

2、e?（旁白念完直接開始）b:why not? i like it . （開心，滿足）c:its up to you .（ 看著 a）d:ok,but i have a good idea （手托下巴,賣關(guān)子）a: go on , please （請求語氣）d ： we always going dutch ,.it s time to enjoy someone s treat 我們總是aa制，這次找個(gè)人請客吧（掃一眼大家，繼續(xù)賣關(guān)子）c: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please（請求）d ：（笑） ok, ok.ea

3、ch of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay!我們每人講一個(gè)笑話，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就買單哦。（得意）a,b,c:good idea!（ 大家拍手，異口同聲）a: let me tell a joke first .the title isim glad.a school teacher was telling herpupils the importance of making others glad.我先講吧，題目是 我彳艮高興“。個(gè)老師正在對學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性?，F(xiàn)在，她說（切到場景二，到一個(gè)教室，或有椅子的

4、地方，把笑話表演出來，拍）旁白：now, she said 現(xiàn)在，她說趙雪：children , has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你們當(dāng)中有誰讓別人高興過？王鵬：teacher, ive made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使另1j人高興過。趙雪：well done. who was that?做得好，是誰呢？王鵬：my granny.我奶奶。趙雪： good boy. now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子， 現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高

5、興的。王鵬： please, teacher, i went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours.then i said to her, granny, im going home, and she said, well, im glad ! 是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我跟她說：奶奶，我要回家了。她說：啊，我很高興?。ㄇ谢貓鼍耙唬琤cd哈哈大笑a見狀很開心，）a : oh, i got it ! 我做到了（很開心）b: yeah , yeah, maybe you just tell your

6、 own story .（ 指著 a 說完捂嘴笑）a: i（要解釋，被b攔下）b: ok , now ,its my turn . a gentle reminder is the title.having been married a long婚后已time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion.久，我丈夫往往在一個(gè)特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。（切換場景三，移至餐廳或有椅子的地方，拍攝，）b: on the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitt

7、ing at the breakfast tablewhen i hinted,在我們結(jié)婚35周年紀(jì)念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（錄旁白形式）雙：honey, do you realize that weve been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個(gè)相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎？”b： putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,他放下報(bào)紙， 眼睛直直地望著我：田：so, you want to

8、switch seats? 因此，你想交換座位嗎？”（切回場景一，acd哈哈大笑中，）c: so, i got it,（ 對 c） maybe you will like the man in the future （ 笑）it s your turnd: oh,no ,he is stupid （不屑），my title is girl,oh little girl 題目是讓人無奈的孩子”when theyre together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. （ me ?iem ）one sat

9、urday, i put my foot down.我五歲的女兒和她的表妹在一起的時(shí)候，總要招來大亂。一個(gè)星期六，我開始抗議了。（切至場景四，某空地，拍攝）:all right, you two,no screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling,breaking toys, scratching or fighting.“好啦，你們兩個(gè)，”我嚴(yán)厲地說，“不許叫喊,不許亂拿，不許哭鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打 架。”（轉(zhuǎn)身要走），雙：come on ,mengmeng, lets get

10、dirty .來，我們來把自己弄臟吧。”（切回場景一，abd哈哈笑）b: ok,we three all did it ,now,（ 對 d） only you leftd:i m very afraid now,maybe i ll fail it . let me try .it s “a dollar per point ” 分一塊錢 a professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天, 教授正在給學(xué)生們監(jiān)考。（切場景五，至教室，拍攝）d（旁白形式）：he handed out all of the tests and

11、 went back to his desk to wait.他發(fā)下試卷，然后回到講臺前等待。 （軒演教授， 坐中間， 演學(xué)生，考試時(shí)，左顧右盼很著急，交卷子時(shí)，左看看右看看掏出100元夾在卷子里并且寫了一句話a dollar perpoint. ） once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.考試結(jié)束了, 學(xué)生們紛紛交回試卷 the professor noticed that one of the students had attacheda $100 bill to his test with a note saying a dollar per point.考試結(jié)束了，學(xué)生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發(fā)現(xiàn)一張?jiān)嚲砩蟿e著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：“一分一塊錢。”the next class the professor handed the tests back out. and walk up to the student