英語笑話帶翻譯 短一些 [簡(jiǎn)單的英語笑話帶翻譯]

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯英語笑話帶翻譯 短一些 簡(jiǎn)單的英語笑話帶翻譯 笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種制造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調(diào)侃、消遣或諷刺。我整理了簡(jiǎn)潔的英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀! 簡(jiǎn)潔的英語笑話帶翻譯篇一 the cemetery shortcut 為抄近路走墓地 two men were walking home after a halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. 萬圣節(jié)派對(duì)過后，兩男人圖個(gè)樂呵，準(zhǔn)備抄近路穿過墓地回家。 right in

2、 the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. 走到墓地.時(shí)，他們被從迷霧中傳來的"答、答、答'聲驚嚇到了。 trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. 正值兩人可怕得渾身顫抖時(shí)，他們看到是個(gè)老頭拿著鐵錘和鑿子，在一塊墓石上鑿著什么。 holy

3、cow, mister, one of them said after catching his breath, you scared us half to death - we thought you were a ghost! what are you doing working here so late at night? "哇塞，先生，'其中一人喘了口氣說，"你把我們嚇得半死啊，我們還以為遇上鬼了呢!那么晚了你在這里做什么?' those fools! the old man grumbled. they misspelled my name! &q

4、uot;那幫白癡!'老頭埋怨道，"他們把我名字拼錯(cuò)啦!' 簡(jiǎn)潔的英語笑話帶翻譯篇二 who was the first man? 誰是世界上第一個(gè)男人 a teacher said to her class:'who was the first man?' 一個(gè)老師問她的同學(xué)："誰是世界上第一個(gè)男人' "george washington,' a little boy shouted promptly. 一個(gè)小男孩立即大聲說："喬治.華盛頓。' "how do you make out t

5、hat george washington was the first man?'asked the teacher，smiling indulgently. 老師帶著寵溺的笑容問這個(gè)男生："你如何證明喬治華盛頓是世界上第一個(gè)男人呢。' "because,' said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.' 這個(gè)男孩子說："由于，他是第一個(gè)挑起戰(zhàn)斗，第一個(gè)主見和平，并且

6、是第一個(gè)深得民心的人。' but at this point a larger boy held up his hand. "well,' said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?' 這時(shí)，有一個(gè)年齡稍大的男孩子舉起手來，老師問他，"你認(rèn)為誰是世界第一個(gè)男人?' "i dont know what his name was, ' said the larger boy, "but i know it wasnt george

7、 washington, maam, because the history book says george washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him.' 男孩回答說："我不知道他的名字，但是我確定他不是喬治華盛頓，由于歷史書上說，喬治華盛頓和一個(gè)寡婦結(jié)婚了，所以在他之前，當(dāng)然還有一個(gè)男的啦。' 簡(jiǎn)潔的英語笑話帶翻譯篇三 drunk 醉酒 one day, a father and his little son were going home.

8、 at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now, he asked, whats the meaning of the word drunk, dad? well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing two policemen. if i regard the two policemen as four then i am drunk. 一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感愛好的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發(fā)問道："爸爸，醉字是什么意思?' "唔，孩子，'父親回答說，"你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。假如我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了。' but, dad, the boy said, theres only one policeman! "可是，爸爸， '孩子說，&quo