適合課堂表演的英語(yǔ)笑話_適合課堂上講的笑話

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯適合課堂表演的英語(yǔ)笑話_適合課堂上講的笑話 笑話不僅能夠折射出.生活中的方方面面,而且,笑話可以在說(shuō)笑中蘊(yùn)含著人們對(duì)于美妙生活的期盼和訴求。我共享適合課堂表演的英語(yǔ)笑話，盼望可以關(guān)心大家! 適合課堂表演的英語(yǔ)笑話：a physics examination once in a physics examination, nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. the question was: when it thunders

2、 why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? nicks answer: because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考試 在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問(wèn)題。 這個(gè)問(wèn)題是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽(tīng)到雷聲? 尼克的回答是：由于眼睛在前，耳朵在后。 適合課堂表演的英語(yǔ)笑話：prepare yourself a story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram t

3、o his parents reading: mom -flunked all courses. kicked out of school. prepare pop. two days later he received a response: pop prepared. prepare yourself. 自己做好預(yù)備 校內(nèi)里流傳著這樣的故事：一個(gè)同學(xué)一次給父母拍了一份電報(bào)，上面寫(xiě)著："媽媽，我全部功課都不及格，被學(xué)校開(kāi)除。讓爸爸做好預(yù)備。' 兩天以后，他收到了回電："爸爸已預(yù)備好。你自己做好預(yù)備吧!' 適合課堂表演的英語(yǔ)笑話：part-time job

4、when my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. he came home all smiles. how was your first day? i asked. it was great, dad, he replied. i got to talk to some good-looking girls. since stephen is not very talkative, i asked, what did you say to the

5、m? do you prefer paper or plastic? 業(yè)余工作 我兒子在一所中學(xué)讀二班級(jí)時(shí)，在一家超級(jí)市場(chǎng)找到了一份包裝商品的業(yè)余工作。他滿面笑容地回到了家。 "第一天感覺(jué)如何?'我問(wèn)。 "好極了，爸爸。'他答道，"我跟很多美麗的女孩子講了話。' 由于斯蒂芬不善言談，我問(wèn)道："你跟他們說(shuō)了些什么?' "你是喜愛(ài)紙包裝還是塑料包裝?' 適合課堂表演的英語(yǔ)笑話：丈夫的休息日 my husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me

6、 scurry about the house. 丈夫正在過(guò)休息日，他看著我在屋子里來(lái)回奔忙。 i picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carried out his popcorn bowl from the previous nights football viewing, washed the breakfast dishes, wiped the coffee hed spilled and ironed his shirts. 我撿起他在臟衣服，將他工作時(shí)穿的鞋子放到一邊，拿走前一天晚上他看橄欖球時(shí)放在旁邊放爆米

7、花的碗，洗早餐的盤(pán)子，擦去他濺出的咖啡，熨他的襯衣。 seeing a thoughtful look on his lace, i wondered if he was beginning to realize just how much unnecessary work he created for me. maybe he would offer to help. a penny for your thoughts, i said. 看到他臉上若有所思的神情，我想他是不是開(kāi)頭意識(shí)到他給我添了很多不必要的麻煩，或許他還會(huì)幫幫忙呢!"給你一分錢(qián)，告知我你在想什么?' i w

8、as thinking, he replied, that one of the things i like best about you is how you always find ways to keep yourself busy. "我在想，'他回答道，"你總能找到方法使自己忙個(gè)不停。這一點(diǎn)我很喜愛(ài)。' 適合課堂表演的英語(yǔ)笑話：我老婆的照片 a businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. after he f

9、inishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. 一個(gè)生意人走進(jìn)一家酒館，在吧臺(tái)坐下，點(diǎn)了一杯加冰的雙料martini。喝完，那生意人往自己襯衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又讓服務(wù)員把杯子滿上。 after he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double

10、martini. 喝完，生意人又往自己襯衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又讓服務(wù)生幫他把杯子滿上。 the bartender says, look, buddy, ill bring ya martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill. 這時(shí)酒館的服務(wù)生說(shuō)話了，"呃，老兄，我整個(gè)晚上給你倒martini都沒(méi)有問(wèn)題，但你得告知我，你為什么在點(diǎn)下一杯酒前都要往自己襯衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼'。 the customer replies, im peeking at a photo of my wife. when she starts to look good, i know its time to go home. 生意人回答，"