英語搞笑短劇劇本5

1、英語搞笑短劇劇本 56人三打白骨精Three Times Beating Monster人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆 B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，遞給S)S: Look,master (湊近T)（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

2、E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (縮手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the westE: ButT: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (遞)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow So. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words

3、 once again,I will ,I will.S: You will what(兇相)?E: (軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Bajie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is a

4、way.T: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is.?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from masters books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, kno

5、wledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Lets play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1: (接近三人，望著)Can I join you?T: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,yo

6、u are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S: (回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)AhT: (氣憤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please dontT:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱頭)T: (嗆住，咳)Wukong,Im

7、 disappointed with you!B: (真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?.(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S: （咬牙切齒）You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two.(

8、暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸體)Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!(哭喊)S: Ill kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!S: (悲

9、，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）人鬼情未了E: Master, brother Monkey is.T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出現(xiàn)) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T: （驚）You are.B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha.S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E:

10、Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand.What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah.you

11、are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N: (搖醒B)You are under arrest .(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What?T: I

12、'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I.am.sorry.(S 捂耳)（音樂響）敢問路在何方（這個(gè)放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah.Ah. Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the oth