小學(xué)雙語(yǔ)笑話【五篇】

1、小學(xué)雙語(yǔ)笑話【五篇】導(dǎo)讀：本文小學(xué)雙語(yǔ)笑話【五篇】,僅供參考,如果覺(jué)得很不錯(cuò),歡迎點(diǎn)評(píng)和分享.ThefamilyseatedinarestauranthadfinishedtheirdinnerwhenFatherCalledoverthewaiter."Mysonhasleftquitealotofmeatonhisplate,"explainedFather,"CouldyougivemeabagsothatIcantakeithomeforthedog?""Gosh,Dad!"exclaimedtheexcitedboy.&qu

2、ot;Havewegotadogthen?"學(xué)習(xí)筆記：seat使坐下beseated坐callover點(diǎn)名,順序讀出中文譯：喂狗一家人在飯館里吃過(guò)晚飯,父親把效勞生叫了過(guò)來(lái).先生,什么事“效勞生問(wèn).我兒子的盤子里剩下許多肉,“父親說(shuō),能給我們一個(gè)袋子嗎我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗.啊呀,爸爸！“兒子沖動(dòng)地叫喊著.咱家養(yǎng)狗了嗎【第二篇：你以為你是誰(shuí)Whodoyouthinkthinkyouare?WhodoyouThebuswascrowded,andasonemoremantriedtogeton,thepassengerswouldnItistoocrowded,youare?'

3、;tlethimrdbotheyshouted.whodoyouthinkIamthedriver."hesaid.學(xué)習(xí)筆記：aboard:adv.在船飛機(jī)、車上,上船飛機(jī)、車;prep.在船、飛機(jī)、車上,上船、飛機(jī)、車onboard:到船上,在船上goaboard:上船上飛機(jī)等Allaboard!請(qǐng)上船飛機(jī)、車,都上來(lái)！中文譯：你以為彳是誰(shuí)公共汽車上很擠,當(dāng)又一個(gè)人還是試圖上車時(shí),乘客們不讓他上.“車上太擠了,他們喊道,“你以為你是誰(shuí)“我是司機(jī)一他說(shuō).【第三篇：你知道我是干嘛的嗎DoYouKnowDoYouKnowMyWork?Onenightahotelcaughtfire,an

4、dthepeoplewhowerestayinginitranoutintheirnightclothes.Twomenstoodoutsideandlookedatthefire.BeforeIcameout,saidone,Iranintosomeoftheroomsandfoundalotofmoney.Peopledon'tthinkofmoneywhenthey'reafraid.Whenanyoneleavespapermoneyinafire,thefireburnsit.SoItookallthebillsthatIcouldfind.Noonewillbepo

5、orerbecauseItookthem.“Youdon'tknowmywork,saidtheother.“Whatisyourwork?"I'mapoliceman.“Oh!criedthefirstman.Hethoughtquicklyandsaid,“anddoyouknowmywork?“No,saidthepoliceman."I'mawriter.I'malwaystellingstoriesaboutthingsthatneverhappened.中文譯：你知道我是干嘛的嗎一天晚上,一家旅館失火,住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡衣就

6、跑了出來(lái).兩個(gè)人站在外面,看著大火.“在我出來(lái)之前,其中一個(gè)說(shuō),“我跑進(jìn)一些房間,找到了一大筆錢.人在恐懼中是不會(huì)想到錢的.如果有人把紙幣留在火里,火就會(huì)把它燒成灰燼,所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了,沒(méi)有人會(huì)由于我拿走它們而變得更窮.“你不知道我是干什么的,另一個(gè)說(shuō)“你是干什么的“我是警察.“噢！第一個(gè)人喊了一聲,他靈機(jī)一動(dòng),說(shuō)：“那你知道我是干什么的“不知道.警察說(shuō).“我是個(gè)作家,我總是愛(ài)編一些從未發(fā)生過(guò)的故事.【第四篇：良好的心愿GoodwishesGoodwishesOnedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:"Teacher,pwantstoknow

7、ifyoulikeroast烘烤pig.“Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,“andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofme.Dayspassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.Finallytheteachersaidtotheboy:"Ithoughtyourfatherwasgoingtosendmeoversomeroastpig.“Yes,saidtheboy,“hedidintendto,butthepiggotwell.中文譯：良好的心愿一天有個(gè)男孩去對(duì)他老師說(shuō)：

8、“老師,我爸想知道你是不是愛(ài)吃烤豬肉.“當(dāng)然啰,老師說(shuō),“去告訴你父親,多謝他想著我.好幾天過(guò)去了,再?zèng)]提起烤豬肉的事兒.最后老師對(duì)男孩說(shuō):“我以為你父親要給我送點(diǎn)烤豬肉來(lái)呢“是啊",孩子說(shuō),“他是這么想的,可后來(lái)豬又沒(méi)病了.【第五篇：大腦袋BigHeadBigHead"Allthekidsmakefunofme,"theboycriedtohismother,"TheysayIhaveabighead.""Don'tlistentothem,"hismothercomfortedhim,"Youhaveabeautifulhead.Nowstopcryingandgotothestorefortenpoundsofpotatoes.""Where'stheshoppingbag?""Ihaven'tgoto