《How The Grinch Stole Christmas 2000 圣誕怪杰》英中字幕

===《HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas2000圣誕怪杰》英中字幕制作：沈金河(cn362403@163.com)===文檔號(hào)：HLDOC20140325XXX創(chuàng)建時(shí)間：3/25/20149:39:52AM源自：/cn362403（第頁(yè)）======Insideasnowflake, liketheoneonyoursleevetherehappenedastory youmustseetobelieve.Wayupinthemountains, inthehighrangeofPontooslaythesmalltownofWhoville: ThehomeoftheWhos. AskanyWho,andthey'llhavethistosay: "ThereisnoplacelikeWhoville aroundChristmasDay."Everywindowwasflocked, everylamppostwasdressedandtheWhovillebandmarched intheirChristmasybest.MerryChristmas!MerryChristmas! ArborDaywasfine, andEasterwaspleasantandeverySaintFizzin'sday, theyateaFizzpheasant.ButeveryWhoknew, fromtheirtwelvetoestotheirsnouttheylovedChristmasthemost, withoutasingleWhodoubt.-Farfingle'swelcomesyou! -Thankyou.MerryChristmas! ThankyouforshoppingFarfingle's!Wegotasnoozlephone foryourbrotherDrewandasnoozlephoneforyourbrotherStu, amuncleforyouruncleafantforyouraunt andafandpaforyourcousinLeon.So,wejustneed...Cindy? SaleonAisle3! -CindyLou! -MerryChristmas.Hello,Myrna.MerryChristmas,Fred. Excuseme.CindyLou?Honey? -Dad? -Yeah?Doesn'tthisseemlikeabitmuch? ThisiswhatChristmasisallabout! Can'tyoufeelit? MerryChristmas! ThankyouforshoppingFarfingle's. Waitasecond!Yourchange! AnotherminuteclosertoChristmas! And,forthenextfiveminutesonly, 99percentoff!Yes,everyWhodowninWhoville likedChristmasalotbuttheGrinch, wholivedjustnorthofWhovilledidnot. Getonit,girls. Allthegoodmistletoe'satthetop.-Hey,Drew,I'llraceyou! -NotifIraceyoufirst.LastonetothetopisastinkyoldGrinch! Youguys,wherearewe? Ithinkweshouldgoback.What?You'rescaredoftheGrinch! No! Theysayhelivesuphereinabigcave. Andonlycomesdown whenhe'shungryforthetasteof...-...Whoflesh! -Drew!You'rescaredoftheGrinch! You'rescaredoftheGrinch!-Aretoo! -Amnot!Waitforme! Goon,touchit.Touchthedoor. Doitforme,Stu. Welldone,Max! Servesthemright,thoseYuletide-loving... ...sickly-sweet, nog-suckingcheermongers!Ireallydon'tlikethem. No,Idon't. Max! Getmycloak! I'vebeenmuchtootolerant oftheseWhoveniledelinquentsandtheirinnocent,victimlesspranks. So,theywanttogettoknowme,dothey? Theywanttospendalittlequalitytime withtheGrinch.IguessIcouldusealittle... ...socialinteraction. MerryChristmas! Yeah,youbet. Ho,ho,ho,andstuff. Oh,my. Someonehasvandalizedthatvehicle. Yousee,Max? Thecityisadangerousplace.TheGrinchhatedChristmas. ThewholeChristmasseason.Topoftheday.Flatfoot. Now,please,don'taskwhy. Noonequiteknowsthereason.Here'sapresentforyou. Besuretorunrealfastwithit. Comeon.Doubletime.Move.Itcouldbethathishead wasn'tscrewedonjustright.Oritcouldbe,perhaps, thathisshoesweretootight.ButIthinkthat themostlikelyreasonofallmayhavebeenthathisheart wastwosizestoosmall.Stranger,won'tletyougo tillyoubuyachapeau!Boy,nothingbeatsChristmas,right? Iguess. Youguess? It'sjust,IlookaroundatyouandMom andeveryonegettingallcurbobbled.Doesn'tthisseemsuperfluous? Dad! Dad! -Whathappenedtoyou? -ItwastheGrinch!-Grinch? -Whatdoyouwant?Imean..."Grinch?Oh,no!" Didsomeonejustsay,"Grinch"? Hello,MayorMay-Who,sir. Lou. Idon'tneedtoremindyou thatthisChristmasmarkstheonethousandthWhobilation. Whoville'smostimportantcelebration! AndTheBookofWhosays,veryclearly: "EverysizeofWhowecanmeasure... "...knowsthatWhobilation isatimewemusttreasure."Now,Lou,pleasetellmethatyourboys... ...werenotuponMountCrumpit... ...provokingtheonecreature withinabillionbilometersofherewhohatesChristmas! ButitwastheGrinch! No,sir,theboysdidn'tseeanyGrinch. Itwas,andhecameafter-- Ithinktheywereuponthemountain... ...playingwithmatches, ordefacingpublicproperty,or...That'sarelief. Allright,youheardtheman: ThereisnoGrinchproblemhere. -Ineedittherebytomorrow. -Heckofarush.MerryChristmas,Mo.Heckofarush. But,Dad... ...Ijustdon'tunderstandsomething. Whywon'tanyonetalkabouttheGrinch? YoukidsandtheGrinch! Yousee,Cindy, theGrinchisaWho,whoalways...Actually,notaWho.He'smoreofa... -Awhat? -Exactly,honey.Andhe'saWhat whodoesn'tlikeChristmas.Takealookathismailbox,sweetie. NotasingleChristmascard,inorout. Ever! Butwhy? Lou,where'smymail? Lou!Gotthewrongmailhere. Lou!Igotthewrongmail! -I'llberightthere. -Lou,wegotaproblem!Allright,we'llstraightenthisout. It'lltakethemyearstosortthisout. Thisishisandnowit'syours, andthishersandnowit'shis!Andfortherestofyou: Juryduty!Juryduty!Juryduty! Blackmail.Pinkslip. Chainletter.Evictionnotice.Juryduty! Wouldyoumindhelpingme takethistothebackroom,honey?-Becarefulofthesortingmachine,right? -Yeah.Gesundheit. You'rethe... The... TheGrinch! Thatworkedoutnicely. Help! Helpme!Somebody! Max,let'sgo. Ourworkhereisfinished. Helpme! Pleasehelp! Thatisnotachewtoy! Stopit,Max! Getthatoutofyourmouth! Youhavenoideawhereit'sbeen!Help! Bleedingheartsoftheworld,unite! There!Givemethat! Don'tyouknowyoushouldn't takethingsthatdon'tbelongtoyou?What'syourproblem? Areyouawildanimal?Let'sgo. Thanksforsavingme. Savingyou? IsthatwhatyouthinkIwasdoing? Wrong-o. Imerelynoticedthatyouwere improperlypackaged,mydear.Holdstill! Max,pickoutabow. CanIuseyourfingerforasecond? Hello!Hello! -Cindy? -Dad!Daddy! Daddy! Whatthehey...? Honey. Cindy? Dad!Itwasamazing! You'vebeenpracticing yourChristmaswrapping!Iamsoproudofyou. Now,that'sholiday. SweetlittleCindydidn'tknowwhattodo. Inherhead,bum-tumbledaconflictortwo. "IftheGrinchwassobad, thenwhydidhesaveme?"Maybehewasn'tsobad." Maybe.Justmaybe. Nolightsoninthehouse. Yourmommustbeshopping.Good,I'msogladyou'rehome. Icanfeelit,Lou.Thisistheyear. Wheneverybodyaskswhohasthemost spectacularlightsingreaterWhovillethey'regonnacryout, "Mrs.BettyLouWho!"Isn'tthisthechandelier fromthediningroom?It'sallforthecause,dear. AndCindy? CouldyoubeMommy'slittlehelperandunscrewthebulbthere fromtherefrigerator?-'CausesomehowImissedthatone. -Goon!EveryyearMarthaMayWhovier hasthebestlights.Notthisyear. Thisyear... ...I'mgonnabeat thatprim,perfectlittleprissy--Betty! -Hi! -Martha!My,I'veneverseensomany beautifulChristmaslights,BettyLou!I'dbloweveryfuse ifItriedtokeepupwithyou,MarthaMay!Isn'tthisantiquedarling? It'shandcraftedandalmost100yearsold. Jeez.I'mreallyimpressed! This,however,isnew. Betty!Sweetie! Goodnight,Betty. -Igotit! -Honey,I'vegotit.Hello? Ismysub-zerochillibratorrunning? -Isuppose. -Youbettergocatchit!That'sagoodone!Thatisrich. Let'sgohome. Fleasbeforebeauty.Thankyou. Comeon,hurryup,Slowpoke. There'sgottobeabetterway! Acarwouldhavepaidforitselfbynow! Goody.Anotherloadcomingdown. What'sthatstench? It'sfantastic! Max!Grababag. We'llcomebackfortherest. Ofcourse,whenIsay"we,"Imean"you." It'samazing whattheseWhosjustthrowaway.Oh,well. Oneman'stoxicsludge isanotherman'spotpourri.Idon'tknow.It'ssomekindofsoap. "Whereareyou,Christmas? "Whycan'tIfindyou? "Whyhaveyougoneaway? "Myworldischanging "I'mrearranging "DoesthatmeanChristmas "changestoo? "Whereareyou,Christmas? "Doyouremember "Thegirlyouusedtoknow? "YouandIweresocarefree "Nownothing'seasy "DidChristmaschange "Orjust "me?" Sweet! "Beiteverso "Heinous "There'snoplacelikehome" Firstfloor,factoryrejects. ThoseWhosarehardtofrazzle,Max! Butwedidourworst. Andthat'sallthatmatters.AtleastIscaredthebejeebles outofthatlittlegirlatthepostoffice.She'llbescarredforlife,ifwe'relucky. Funnyshedidn'tratonus,though. Mustbeafraidofreprisals. Yes! Downasizeandahalf! Andthistime,I'llkeepitoff. Getthestick,Max.Getthestick! There'snostick! I'msmarter. Anycalls? Youhavenomessages. Odd.Betterchecktheoutgoing. Ifyouuttersomuchasonesyllable... ...I'llhuntyoudownandgutyoulikeafish! Ifyou'dliketofaxme,pressthestarkey. Oh,well. That'smorelikeit. Excellentyear. I'lltellyou,Max... ...Idon'tknowwhyIeverleavethisplace. I'vegotallthecompanyIneedrighthere. Hello! Hello! Howareyou? Howareyou? Iaskedyoufirst. Iaskedyoufirst. That'sreallymature, sayingexactlywhatIsay!Mature...exactly...whatIsay... I'manidiot! You'reanidiot! Allright,fine. I'mnottalkingtoyouanymore. Infact,I'mgoingtowhisper.Sothatbythetimemyvoicereverberates offthewallsandgetsbacktomeIwon'tbeabletohearit! You'reanidiot! AmIjusteatingbecauseI'mbored? Whocouldthatbe? Hello,littlegirl. Areyouheretoreadtous?No. Ihearyouknowsomethings abouttheGrinch.CindyLouhadsomequestions inhercuriousheart.WhydidtheGrinchhateChristmas? Wherediditallstart?Withherdad'sblabbacorder shewouldn'tgiveaninch.Inyourownwords,pleasetellme everythingyouknowabouttheGrinch.Wheredidhecomefrom? HecamethewayallWhobabiescome. Oncalmnights... ...babyWhogirls andtinyWhofellasdriftfromthesky intheirownpumbersellas.Hey,honey,ourbabyishere! Helooksjustlikeyourboss. Sothat'showitworks. ItwasChristmasEve, andastrangewindblewthatnight.Wewerehaving ourannualholidayget-together.Itwasmorningbeforeanybodyrealized thathewasoutthere!Thepoordear! But,youknowwhat? Weknewrightawaythathewasspecial. DoyouwantaChristmascookie? Yes,whichChristmascookie wouldyoulike?Santa. Hisfirstwords! Yes,thatisaSantaplate. DoyouwanttoholdthisSantaplate? Santa,bye-bye! Hewasawonderful... ...whateverhewas. Andweraisedhim likeanyotherWhochild:WithadeeploveofChristmas. Don'tforget,tomorrow isourbigChristmasgiftexchange.Everyonebringaspecialgift foraspecialsomeone.The... ...Grinch... Hehadnosenseofcolorcoordination. AlthoughIhardlyrememberhim. Ididn'thavetimetosocialize.Iwasfartoobusywithmy... ...studies. Now,class,iseveryonealmostfinished? Andifthetruthbetold,he... HelikedMartha. Marthawasmygirlfriend. Idon'tlikediscussingthisGrinch soveryclosetoChristmas,butmaybeifyouhearthetruth, you'llunderstandwhy--Putyourbackintoit! Itriedtotakehimundermywing. Youdon'thaveachancewithher. You're8yearsoldandyouhaveabeard!Hehadhair.Notpleasant. Heshed. Notright. Youknow,Christmas ismyfavoritetimeofyear.Ijustlovethecolors. Thered... ...andthegreen. DidIhaveacrushontheGrinch? Ofcoursenot. Ididn'taskyouthat. Right. Forsomereason, whenhecamehomethatdayhereallygotintotheChristmasspirit forthefirsttime.Perfect! Whoopsie! Whatalovelyfamilyheirloom! Thefiresoflove! Thiswillbeperfectonthetopofhertree. Oh,Martha!Oh,Christmas! Iwantyoualltolookyourbesttomorrow. Youdon'thaveachancewithher. You're8yearsoldandyouhaveabeard! Haseveryonegiventheirgifts? -Ihaven't. -What?MerryChristmas,MarthaMay. Whydoyouhaveabagonyourhead? Probablybecause he'sembarrassedbythathideodorousgift.Mr.Grinch... ...pleasetakethebagoff. Yes,you. Takeitoff. Putthebookdown. Andyourfoot. Lookatthathackjob! Stupidpresent! Stupidtree! IhateChristmas! -Theanger. -Thefury!Themuscles! Itwasahorribleday whentheyweresocrueltohim.And... ...Icouldhardlybearit. IhateChristmas!Ihateit! Andthatwasthelasttime weeversawhim.Theverylasttime. So,whateverthereason, hisheartorhisshoeshestoodoutsidehiscave... ...hatingtheWhos. Alphabetically. AardvarkianAbakenezerWho... ...I... ...hateyou! AaronB.BensonWho,Ihateyou. Hate,hate,hate. Hate,hate,hate.Doublehate. Loatheentirely! Nutcrackers? It'stheirWhobilation. Hesnarledwithasneer. TomorrowisChristmas! It'spracticallyhere.Max! Fetchmemysedative. Nowtotakecareofthosepeskymemories. "Whobilation,plentiful withcandycanesandpies"Ican'twaittogetthere toeatsomegooglefries"Whobilation,Whobilation" -Dad? -Yeah.I'vebeenthinkingabouttheWhobilation andImaydosomethingdrastic.That'sfine,dear.Askyourmother. -Wheredidshego? -Honey!Honey!Hi! Look,Ijustfoundthecutestlight formyChristmasdisplay.Hurryup,we'regonnabelate.Comeon. Andnow,thenominations... ...forthatWhoamongus whobesttypifiesthequalitiesofWhodomandWhodery... ...theWhovilleholidaycheermeister! DoIhearanomination? InominatetheGrinch! -TheGrinch? -TheGrinch?My,my,my. Whatanaltruisticdaughter youhavethere,Lou!Thankyou. Cindy? Letmequoteaverse... ...fromTheBookofWho. Thankyou. "Theterm'Grinchy'shallapply whenChristmasspiritisinshortsupply."Now,Iaskyou:Doesthatsound likeourholidaycheermeister?True,Mr.May-Who. ButTheBookofWhosaysthistoo:"Nomatterhowdifferent aWhomayappear..."...hewillalwaysbewelcomed withholidaycheer."Yes,thebookalsosays,the... "Theaward... "...cannotgototheGrinch,because... "...sometimesthings getthelead-pipecinch."Youmadethatup!Itdoesn'tsaythat. No,itdoes. Whatpage? Lostmyplace,butit's... It'sinhere! Butthebookdoessay: "Thecheermeisteristheone whodeservesabackslaporatoast."AnditgoestothesoulatChristmas whoneedsitmost."AndIbelievethatsoulistheGrinch. Andifyou'retheWhosIhopeyouare, youwilltoo.She'sright! Fine. Youpeoplewanttowaste aperfectlygoodnominationwhy,it'suptoyou. ButIamtellingyou... ...theGrinchwillnevercomedown. Andwhenhedoesn't, theMayorwillwearthecrown.Well,moreorless. "Deckyourheartwithjollity "StyleyoursmileallChristmasy "Flicksomeflockingonthetree "LettherebeWhobilation "Bakethefruitcake,eggthenog "FeedtheflamingWholtidelog "Bastethebeastandgulpthegrog "LettherebeWhobilation "Tick,tock,tick,tock "CountingdowntheChristmasclock "Old,young,big,small" BlastthisChristmasmusic. It'sjoyfulandtriumphant. Mustdrownthemout! Notworking! Thewhipperwindswhipped highabovetheWhotown.Atriporaslip you'dslideallthewaydown.Butthisgirlhadamission. Sheknewwhattodo.She'dinvitetheGrinchherself, thatbraveCindyLou.Play,monkey!Play! Howdy? Mr.Grinch? Mr.Grinch! Hello? Excuseme. Hello... ...littlegirl. Howdareyouenter... ...theGrinch'slair? Theimpudence!Theaudacity! Theunmitigatedgall! Youcalleddownthethunder... ...now,getreadyfortheboom! Gazeintothefaceoffear! Mr.Grinch... ...mynameisCindyLouWho. Yousee? Evennowtheterror iswellingupinsideyou.I'mnotscared. Denialistobeexpected inthefaceofpureevil.Idon'tthinkso. Doubt? Anotherunmistakablesign oftheheebie-jeebies!Nowyou'redoomed! Runforyourlife... ...beforeIkillagain! I'mapsycho! Danger!Danger! Maybeyouneedatime-out. Kidstoday. Sodesensitizedbymoviesandtelevision. Whatdoyouwant? Mr.Grinch,Icametoinviteyou... ...tobeholidaycheermeister. -"HolidayWhobie-what-y"? -Cheermeister."Cheermeister.Celebratewithfriends." That'sagoodone. IknowyouhateChristmas, butwhatifit'salljustamisunderstanding?-Don'tcare. -ImyselfamhavingsomeYuletidedoubts.Butmaybeifyoureunite withtheWhosandbeapartofChristmas--"MaybeifyoureunitewiththeWhos andbeapartofChristmas."Growup! Thenmaybeit'llbeallrightforme,too! I'msorry,yoursessionisover. Pleasemakeanotherappointment withthereceptionistonthewayout.Please,please. Youhavetoaccepttheaward.Award? Younevermentionedanaward! Yeah,withatrophyandeverything. -AndIwon? -Youwon!-Thatmeanstherewerelosers. -Iguess.-So,ifyoucome-- -Atownfulloflosers!Ilikeit. Wasanyoneemotionallyshattered? Comeon,aminuteago Icouldn'tshutyouup!Details,details!TheMayorwasn'thappy. Oh,no. MarthaMaywillbethere. Shewill? Andshe'llseeme. Awinner. She'llbeonmelikefleegleflies onaflat-facedflooglehorse.I'msorrytodisappointyou,Martha,baby, buttheGtrainhasleftthestation.So,willyoucome? Allright. Idon'tknowifit's thatadorabletwinkleinyoureyeorthatnonconformiststreak... ...thatremindsmeofayounger, lesshairyme.Butyou'veconvincedme. Whoknows?ThisWhobilation couldchangemyentireoutlookonlife!-Really? -No.Thereyouare,honey. Youcanmakesnowangelslater. Wecan'tbelatefortheWhobilation! ThenerveofthoseWhos. Invitingmedownthere onsuchshortnotice.EvenifIwantedtogo, myschedulewouldn'tallowit."4:00,wallowinself-pity. "4:30,stareintotheabyss. "5:00,solveworldhunger... "...tellnoone. "5:30,jazzercise. "6:30,dinnerwithme." Ican'tcancelthatagain."7:00,wrestlewithmyself-loathing." I'mbooked. IfIbumpedtheloathingto9:00, I'dhavetimetolayinbedstareattheceiling andslipslowlyintomadness.ButwhatwouldIwear? It'snotadress,it'sakilt! Sicko! Stupid. Ugly. Outofdate. Thisisridiculous. IfIcan'tfindsomethingnicetowear, I'mnotgoing!That'sit,I'mnotgoing. It'stimeforourHolidayCheermeister oftheYearAward!Congratulations,Mr.Grinch! Heisn'there. What? Hedidn'tshow? Whocouldhavepredictedthis? Allright.I'llswingbyforaminute, allowthemtoenvymegrabahandfulofpopcornshrimp, andblowoutofthere.Butwhatifit'sacruelprank? Whatifit'sacashbar?Howdarethey? Allright,I'llgo. ButI'llbefashionablylate. No.Yes.No.Yes.No! Yes! Definitelynot! Allright.I'vemademydecision! I'mgoing,andthat'sthat. Hadmyfingerscrossed. MaybeIshouldflipacoin! Iguesstheawardgoesto... ...therunner-up. That'sright.Amanforwhom Christmascomesnotonceayearbuteveryminuteofeveryday. Ahandsome,nobleman. Amanwho hashadhistonsilsremovedtwice!That'saninterestingstory. Yousee,whathappenedwas-- Hello,Martha. Hemadeit! -Cindy. -Honey!Look-- Hotcrowd.Hotcrowd. IbelieveI'mhereto... ...acceptanawardofsomekind. Andthechildmentionedacheck. -No,Ididn't. -Allright,then,givemetheaward.Comeon,whileI'myoung! Don'tyouworry,Mr.HolidayCheermeister, you'llgetyouraward.Butfirst,alittlefamilyreunion. Theynursedyou.Theyclothedyou. Heretheyare... ...youroldbiddies! Areyoutwostillliving? Wemissedyou! Rose.Thesweater.Thesweater,Rose. Sweater?Whatareyoutalkin'about? No,Ican't!Ican'tdothat! Don'ttouchmethere! PuthimintheChairofCheer! ChairofCheer? What'stheChairofCheer? Youdidn'ttellmeabouttheChairofCheer. Please,Mr.Grinch. No.Ican'tdoit,honestly. I'mnotready.It'stoomuch,toosoon! It'sthattimeofyear. TheCheermeister'sride intheChairofCheer!Putmedown!Imeanit! I'vegotalawyer. There'llbehelltopay! First,you'llput yourtastebudstothetestasyoujudgetheWhopuddingcook-off! -Minefirst. -Ireallydon'tknow--No,mine'sthebest! You'llenjoythis! Thisisnotpudding. Whatisit? Thisismine.Yummy,yummy,yummy. Christmasconga! Lookatthetime. Ireallyshouldbegettingback.Allright! Fruitcake,tra-la-la! No. FudgeJudge. Madeitmyself. Yeah?Minearehomemadetoo. Okay. Putitin.Bringiton! Isthatallyougot? Isthatallyougot?Comeon. Outoftheway,slow-mo! Excuseme. He'snumberoneinthesackracerun! Numberone!I'mnumberone! I'mnumberone! NochildcanbeattheGrinch! Ibeatyou. Hewon! Andnowit'stime forthemomentwe'veallbeenwaitingfor.Yes!Myaward. -Writethecheck. -There'snocheck.Areyousure?BecauseIthought Iheardsomeonementionacheck.Isaid,there'snocheck. Andnowit'stimeforPresentPass-it-on! Asalways,westartwithourCheermeister. ThegiftofaChristmasshave. Lookatthathackjob! Yes,yes,yes.Goodtimes! Goodtimes. Andnow,Ihavealittlesomething fortheloveofmylife.MarthaMay... ...pleasebecomeMrs.AugustusMay-Who. Augustus... Ifyouagreetobemywife... ...alongwithalifetimesupplyofhappiness, you'llalsoreceivethis:It'sanewcar! Generouslyprovided bythetaxpayersofWhoville!Whatdoyousay,Martha? Yougot20secondsontheclock. I... Thesegiftsarequitedazzling. Ofcoursetheyare. That'swhatit'sallabout,isn'tit? That'swhatit'salwaysbeenabout! Gifts! Gifts. Gifts,gifts,gifts. Youwanttoknowwhathappens toyourgifts?Theyallcometome.Inyourgarbage. YouseewhatI'msaying? Inyourgarbage! Icouldhangmyselfwithallthebad ChristmasnecktiesIfoundatthedump!Andtheavarice. Theavariceneverends! "Iwantgolfclubs.""Iwantdiamonds." "Iwantapony,soIcanrideittwice, getbored,andsellittomakeglue."Look,Idon'twanttomakewaves, butthiswholeChristmasseasonisstupid,stupid,stupid! Thereis,however... ...oneteeny-tiny... ...Christmastradition... ...Ifind... ...quitemeaningful. Mistletoe. Now,puckerupandkissit,Whoville! Somebody'sfabulous! Allright,yourturn!Goon! -Let'sgo! -No!Excuseme,old-timer. MindifIwetmywhistle? That'smygoodstuff! Burn,baby!Burn! TheWhomanity! -Let'sgo!Comeon! -No,wait!-Dosomething. -Right!Callingallunits.Callingallunits. Taxi! It'sbecauseI'mgreen,isn'tit? Halt! Evening,folks.MindifIridealong? Youmightwanttoscoochover. Youdidtherightthing. Outoftheway! That'sgonnahurtinthemorning. It'sgonnablow! Youfellasallright? Howaboutanicehat? Lou? I'mhurt,Lou. I'mhurt,andIdon'thurteasily. Butyouandyourfamily... I'mso... ...disappointed. CanwejustgetbacktoChristmas... ...thewayitshouldbe? Grinch-less? MerryChristmas! MerryChristmas! Ijustwantedeverybody tobetogetherforChristmas.Iquiteenjoyedthat. IhopeIgetanotherinvitesoon. Comeon,comeon! Goodthingwehaveaspare. Sufferingsnorkelblatz! They'rerelentless! OnlyfourhourstillChristmas! Yes,theGrinchknewtomorrow alltheWhogirlsandboyswouldwakebrightandearly andrushfortheirtoys.Andthen,thenoise! Thenoise,noise,noise! They'llbangontong-tinglers. They'llblowtheirfloo-flounders. They'llcrashonjang-jinglers andbounceonboing-bounders!ThenWhosyoungandold wouldsitdowntoafeast.Andthey'llfeastandthey'llfeast. Andthey'llfeast,feast,feast,feast! They'lleattheirWhopudding. AndrareWhoroastbeast! Butthere'ssomething Ijustcannotstandintheleast.Oh,no. I'mspeakinginrhyme! BlastyouWhos! AndthemoretheGrinchthought ofwhatChristmaswouldbringthemoretheGrinchthought: Imuststopthiswholething. Why,foryearafteryear I'veputupwithitnow!ImuststopthisChristmasfromcoming! Buthow?Imean,inwhatway? "Christmasisgoin'tothedogs "We'rescoffingdown theturkeyandthegrog"Thingsarelookingverygood,it'strue" Areyouhavingaholly,jolly... ...Christmas? Wrong-o! Ifyou'renotgoingtohelpme... ...thenyoumightaswell... Thenhegotanidea. Anawfulidea. TheGrinchgotawonderful... ...awfulidea. Iknowjustwhattodo. TheGrinchlaughedinhisthroat. Andhemadeaquick SantyClaushatandacoat.Andhechuckledandclucked... ...atthisgreatGrinchytrick. Withthiscoatandthishat, I'lllookjustlikeSaintNick."You'reameanone,Mr.Grinch "Youreallyareaheel "You'reascuddlyasacactus andascharmingasaneel"Mr.Grinch "You'reabadbanana "Withagreasyblackpeel "Justfacethemusic,you'reamonster "Mr.Grinch,yes,youare "Yourheart'sanemptyhole "Yourbrainisfullofspiders Yougotgarlicinyoursoul"Mr.Grinch "Iwouldn'ttouchyouwitha "thirty-nine-and-a-halffootpole" Iaskedforthree-quarters,notfive-eighths. Stayfocused! "Youknow,ifyouasked thewho'swhoofWhoville"Noonewoulddenyit" Airbagisalittleslow. Butthat'swhatthesetestsarefor! "You'reavileone "Mr.Grinch "Youhavetermitesinyoursmile "Youhaveallthetendersweetness Ofaseasickcrocodile"Mr.Grinch "Giventhechoicebetweenyou "I'dtaketheseasickcrocodile" Fatboyshouldbefinishingup anytimenow.Talkaboutarecluse. Heonlycomesoutonceayear, andhenevercatchesanyflakforit!Probablylivesuptheretoavoidthetaxes. MerryChristmas! Oopsie. Forgotaboutthereindeer. DidthatstoptheoldGrinch? No. TheGrinchsimplysaid: IfIcan'tfindareindeer... ...I'llmakeoneinstead. Oh,Max! SohecalledhisdogMax... ...andhetooksomeredthread... ...andtiedabighornontopofhishead. Allright. You'reareindeer.Here'syourmotivation. You'reRudolph,afreakwitharednose, nobodylikesyou.Thenoneday, SantapicksyouandyousaveChristmas.No,forgetthatpart.We'llimprovise. Justkeepitkindofloosey-goosey. YouhateChristmas!You'regonnastealit! SavingChristmaswasalousyending. Waytoocommercial.Action! Brilliant! Yourejectyourownnose... ...becauseitrepresentsthe glitterofcommercialism!Whydidn'tIthinkofthat? Cut,print,checkthegate.Movingon. That... ...feels... ...good. Heregoesnothin',hotdog! Wow! Thisisnuts! On,Crasher!On,Thrasher! On,VomitandBlitzkrieg! We'regonnadie! We'regonnadie! I'mgoingtothrowup, andthenI'mgonnadie!Mommy,tellittostop! Almostlostmycoolthere. Alltheirwindowsweredark. Quietsnowfilledtheair.AlltheWhoswerealldreaming sweetdreamswithoutcarewhenhecametothefirst littlehouseonthesquare.WelcometoWhoville,Max. Betty? -Betty? -What?Didyouhearsomething? It'sSanta! Gorightbacktosleep. Comeon,Max.It'sourfirststop. TheoldGrinchyClaushissed. Andheclimbedtotheroof, emptybagsinhisfist.He'dslidedownthechimney. Arathertightpinch.ButifSantacoulddoit, thensocouldtheGrinch.He'splanningadouble-twisting interruptedforward-flying2-and-a-halfwithacombotuckandpike. Highdegreeofdifficulty. Hegotstuckonlyonce, foramomentortwo.Blastedwaterweight! Goesrighttomyhips.Thenhestuckhishead outofthefireplaceflue.Alittlemorestealth,please. WherethelittleWhostockings allhunginarow.Thesestockings... ...hegrinned... ...arethefirstthingtogo. Okay,fellas.Showtime. Thenheslunktotheicebox. Slunk? HeeyedtheWhos'feast. HetooktheWhopudding.Hetookthero