Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第三季第一集完整中英文對(duì)照劇本

欲望城市（性♥爰♥專家凱莉布雷蕭并且勇于發(fā)問）“熱情如火’紐約市住著一百萬名迷人條件很好的單身漢…NewYorkCity...hometoonemillionexciting,eligible,singlemen...以及四名冷得發(fā)抖有點(diǎn)神經(jīng)質(zhì)的單身女子andfourcold,andslightlycranky,singlewomen.真好Well,thisisgood.我們正遠(yuǎn)渡重洋去認(rèn)識(shí)男人We'reactuallycrossingwatertomeetmen.提醒你我不是去斯塔滕島認(rèn)識(shí)男人的Reminder,I'mnotgoingtoStatenIslandtomeetmen...我是去對(duì)他們品頭論足Iamgoingtojudgethem.當(dāng)一個(gè)小有名氣的人的好處-OnceoftheperksofbeingaminorNewYorkcelebrity...-Alittlehelp,alittlehelp.便是獲邀參加大事...isthatyougetinvitedtomajorevents...譬如紐約市消防局年度月歷人物選拔liketheFireDepartmentofNewYork'sAnnualCalendarCompetition.去看一些消防員脫掉上衣Thisisanawfullylongwaytogo這一趟路途還真遙遠(yuǎn)towatchsomefirementaketheirshirtsoff.我特地搭渡輪去看Honey,Tmonthefuckingferry.最好不只看到大胸肌Ibetterseemorethanjustpecs.我快凍僵了Ooh!Tmfreezing!我只是不懂???Ijust...Idon'tunderstand比賽為什么不能在曼哈頓的酒吧舉♥行♥whytheycouldn'tjustholdthecompetitioninabarinManhattan.我的意思是上東城也有消防員Imean,theyhavefiremenontheUpperEastSidetoo,youknow?沒錯(cuò)親愛的Yes,Iknow,theydo,sweetie.他們只撲滅高級(jí)住♥宅♥區(qū)的火災(zāi)Andtheyonlyputoutthereallytop-notchfires.IfshefallsoverIwillneverstoplaughing.我不確定是冰茶Iwasn'tquitesureifitwastheicedteas還是斯塔滕島的社交圈壓垮了駱駝的背ortheStatenIslanddatingpoolthatbrokethecamefsback,但夏洛特興奮不已butsomethingsetCharlotteonfire.在上城的陸地上Anduptownondryland...莎曼珊和七月先生的火苗正燃燒SamanthaandMr.Julyhadtheirownfiregoing.你好雄偉強(qiáng)壯You'resobigandstrong!我相信正式的消防局術(shù)語是“四聲警報(bào)器”Ibelievetheofficialfiredepartmenttermisuafouralarmer.H隔天吃早餐時(shí)米蘭達(dá)和我想吃水煮蛋Thenextmorningatbreakfast,MirandaandIwantedpoachedeggs,莎曼珊想跟我們分享細(xì)節(jié)Samanthawantedtogiveusthejuicydetails,而夏洛特則頭痛得要爆♥炸♥了andCharlottewantedtokeepherheadfromexplodingalloverherBurberryraincoat.我告訴你們AndI'mtellingyou,沒有男人讓我那么濕潤(rùn)過Idon'tthinkaguy'severgottenmethatwet.-把鹽傳過來-牛奶-Passthesalt.-Milk?讓我跟你們說說他的命根子Ladies,letmetellyouabouthiscock.你小聲一點(diǎn)好嗎？Willyoubequiet?鄰桌有小孩子Thepeopleatthenexttablehaveachild.那是他們的選擇Well,that*stheirchoice.宿醉小姐說得對(duì)LittleMissHangover'sright.Canwe,uh...命根子的話題可以等到雞尾酒時(shí)間再說嗎？lightenuponthecocktalktillcocktailtime?好吧我只是想讓你們知道那個(gè)消防隊(duì)員Fine.Ijustwantedtoletyouknowthatmyfireman集我所有的幻想于一身waseverybitthefantasyIhadinmind.紐約最棒的男人NewYork'sfinest.?應(yīng)該是警♥察♥才對(duì)?無所謂-Thafscops.-Whatever.我覺得只為「滿足幻想便和一個(gè)男人上♥床♥是不對(duì)的Ithinkit'swrongtosleepwithamanjusttofulfillAcertainfantasy.拜托我們上♥床♥的男人都滿足幻想Please,allthemenwesleepwithfulfillacertainfantasy.■或是噩夢(mèng)?你幻想中的男人要有豪華公♥寓♥-Ornightmare.-YoufantasizeamanwithaParkAvenueapartment和傲人資歷andanicebigstockportfolio.對(duì)我來說是有大老二的消防隊(duì)員Forme,it'safiremanwithanicebighose.消防隊(duì)員為什么這么可愛？-Andwhyarefiremenalwayssofuckingcute?-Mmm!即使當(dāng)他們不那么可愛時(shí)…他們還是很可愛Evenwhenthey'renotthatcute,they'restillcute.第一他們有體重限制Well,firstthere'saweightlimit.第二他們有英雄形象Andsecond,it'stheherothing.看到他在消防車上…Youknow,youseethemuponthattruck.那消防車真性感Mmm!Thattruckishot.趕著去搶救受困的人Hurryingofftosavesomeonetrappedonaburningledgeorsomething.他們的眼神流露出“我是個(gè)好人”的訊息Plusthey'vegotthat"Tmagoodguy"lookintheireyes.這是因?yàn)榕讼胍徽菼t'sbecausewomenreallyjustwanttoberescued.三十多歲的獨(dú)♥立♥單身女子Thereitwas,thesentenceindependent,singlewomenintheir30's永遠(yuǎn)不該這么想更別提大聲說出來areneversupposedtothink,letalonesayoutloud.這是事實(shí)I'msorry,butit'strue.我從15歲開始約會(huì)FvebeendatingsinceIwas15.我已經(jīng)筋疲力盡他在哪里？I'mexhausted,whereishe?誰？白馬王子？Who,thewhiteknight?那只在童話中才有Thatonlyhappensinfairytales.我的頭發(fā)好痛Myhairhurts.夏洛特你有沒有想過或許我們就是白馬王子Charlotte,honey,didyoueverthinkthatmaybewe'rethewhiteknights我們必須自救？andwe'retheonesthathavetosaveourselves?這種想法真令人沮喪Thatissodepressing.是嗎？Isit?當(dāng)天稍晚我思考著童話的事情L(zhǎng)aterthatday,Igottothinkingaboutfairytales.萬一白馬王子永遠(yuǎn)不出現(xiàn)怎么辦？WhatifPrinceCharminghadnevershowedup?白雪公主會(huì)一輩子睡在玻璃棺材里嗎？WouldSnowWhitehavesleptinthatglasscoffinforever?或者最后她會(huì)醒來吐出毒蘋果Orwouldshehaveeventuallywokenup,spitouttheapple,找到一份工作購(gòu)買♥♥保健服務(wù)gottenajob,ahealthcarepackage,并靠當(dāng)?shù)鼐?hearts;子&hearts銀行生個(gè)小孩？andababyfromherlocalneighborhoodspermbank?我忍♥不住想Icouldn'thelpbutwonder,是否每個(gè)自信工作賣♥♥力的單身女子的內(nèi)心insideeveryconfident,drivensinglewoman,都有一個(gè)敏感脆弱的公主等著被拯救？isthereadelicate,fragileprincessjustwaitingtobesaved?夏洛特說對(duì)了嗎？WasCharlotteright?女人是否只想被拯救？Dowomenjustwanttoberescued?你星期六做完鐳射手術(shù)后AndafteryourlasersurgeryonSaturday,需要找另一半或朋友送你回家you*!!needasignificantotherorafriend在這里簽名tohelpgetyouhome...Signhere.對(duì)某些女人而言拯救的想法是救生艇Whileforsomewomen,theideaofrescuewasaliferaft,對(duì)米蘭達(dá)則是侮辱forMiranda,itwasaninsult.我不需要任何人幫忙我一個(gè)人沒問題Ireallydon'tneedanybodytohelpme,I'llbefine.你將被注射鎮(zhèn)靜劑而且視力會(huì)有點(diǎn)模糊No,you'llbesedatedandyourvisionwillbeblurred.你需要一個(gè)人帶你回家上♥床♥休息Youwillneedsomeonetogetyouhomeanduptobed.然后吃兩顆安♥眠♥藥♥Thenyoutaketwosleepingpills.睡12個(gè)小時(shí)醒來后你就能看得很清楚了Sleepfor12hours,wakeup,andyou'llbeabletoseeperfectly.我真不敢相信Ican'tbelieveI'mgonnawakeup生平第一次不必戴眼鏡或隱形眼鏡andbeabletoseeclearlywithoutglassesorcontacts我醒來后就能看得很清楚forthefirsttimeinmylife.相信吧Believeit.醫(yī)生把眼球割開然后把它往上翻Andthentheyslityoureyeballopenandflipupthetop.好惡心Oh,man,gross.史蒂夫就這樣往上翻…我的眼睛Steve,itjustflipsrightup,flip,myeye!好別說了Okay,okay,stop.小小的鐳射刀一劃…Thislittlebladecutsit...像葡萄的頂端Just...Likethetopofagrape.聽起來很恐怖Thatsoundsprettybad.你要我去握著你的手嗎？Youwantmetocomedownandholdyourhand?我沒事我不需要?jiǎng)e人握著我的手I'mfine,Idonotneedanyonetoholdmyhand.我不是說你需要?jiǎng)e人Jeez,Tmnotsayingyouneedanyone,我只是想在那里陪你I'djustliketobethere.協(xié)助你之類的Tohelpyou,whatever.你回家時(shí)會(huì)需要幫忙You'regonnaneedhelpgettinghome.是的我會(huì)找凱莉Um,yeah,I'mgonnaaskCarrie.我都主動(dòng)提出了你何必再問凱莉？WhydoyouhavetoaskCarriewhenI'mofferingrightnow?因?yàn)椤瓌P莉是我的朋友Because,youknow,Carrie'smyfriend.好那我算什么？Oh,okay,andwhatamI?我們還沒有建立起那種關(guān)系Well,wehaven'texactlyestablishedthatyet.你要上來嗎？Areyoucomingup?我們還沒有建立起那種關(guān)系Eh...Wehaven*texactlyestablishedthatyet.我們?cè)谶@里做什么？Whatarewedoinghere?我是說…Imean,arewe...史蒂夫Steve...他們翻開眼球后這些噴嘴…Aftertheyfliptheeyeup,thenthesejets...在東城一個(gè)對(duì)夏洛特比較有利的酒吧AndoverontheEastSide,atamoreCharlotte-friendlybar,冰茶公主開始追尋她的白馬王子theIcedTeaPrincessbeganherquestforawhiteknight.我的天他好帥OhmyGod,socute.對(duì)吧？Cute,right?非常帥Verycute.別忘了我可是專家Andlet'snotforget,Tmaprofessional.我一定要認(rèn)識(shí)他Ihavetomeethim.我要怎么認(rèn)識(shí)他？HowamIgonnameethim?親爰的我們才來這里十分鐘慢慢來Sweetie,wegotheretenminutesago,paceyourself.美人兒我是小杰Hey,beautiful.I'mJJ.請(qǐng)你甜美的嘴唇喝杯酒好嗎？CanIbuythosesweetlipsadrink?很抱歉我們剛好要走I'msorry,wewerejustleaving.夏洛特對(duì)約會(huì)風(fēng)水說深信不疑Charlottewasafirmbelieverinthelawsofdatingfengshui.改變位置改變運(yùn)氣Changelocation,changeluck.為什么總是那種家伙找上門？是因?yàn)槲覇?？Whyisitalwaysaguylikethat,isitme?不跟你無關(guān)No,sweetie,it'snotyou.人人都會(huì)碰到像小杰那種人Intoeverylife,alittleJ.J.mustfall.我只想要一個(gè)溫柔體貼英俊風(fēng)趣的好男人Ijustwantanice,sweet,handsome,funny,不會(huì)說甜美的嘴唇之類的話greatguywhodoesnrtsaythingslike,"Sweetlips."那樣的要求太過分嗎？Isthattoomuchtoask?你沒有離開你只是換了位置Youdidn'tleave,you'rejustoverherenow.讓我請(qǐng)你喝一杯酒C'mon,letmebuyyouadrink.我沒有興趣I'mreallynotinterested.一杯就好連這位金發(fā)妞我也請(qǐng)Onedrink,Tilevenbuybiondiehereone.一小杯酒Onelittledrinky.不好意思她沒興趣Excuseme,shesaidshersnotinterested.我在跟你說話嗎AmItalkin1toyou?不No.一來吧…?你沒聽進(jìn)去-Comeon…-You'renotlistening.Theladysaid...去你的Hey,fuckyou.對(duì)不起I'msorryaboutthat.你有傷到手嗎？Didyouhurtyourhand?沒有No.他叫做亞瑟HisnamewasArthur.他是個(gè)溫柔體貼英俊的投資銀行家Hewasanice,sweet,handsome,funny,greatinvestmentbanker住在麥迪遜大道和第五街之間wholivedbetweenMadisonand5th.或許真的有白馬王子So,maybetherereallywerewhiteknights.夏洛特遇見她的王子隔天ThedayafterCharlottemetherknight,我刷爆廣信♥用♥卡♥Imetmycreditcardlimit.既然沒有對(duì)象Withnomaninsight,我決定解救我的腳踝脫離無聊生活I(lǐng)decidedtorescuemyanklesfromalifeofboredom買♥♥下許多雙名牌高跟鞋bypurchasingtoomanypairsofJimmyChooshoes.你好我叫比爾凱利Hello.Myname*sBillKelley我想成為你的市審計(jì)官andIwanttobeyourcitycomptroller.你不是認(rèn)真的You'renotseriouslyhere.我保證是認(rèn)真的Ohyes,ma'am,Iassureyou,Iam.我?guī)Я艘恍┩镀北砀馎ndIbroughtalongsomevoterregistrationforms.擅自填上你的名字Itookthelibertyoffillingoutyourname.職業(yè)欄我寫萬人迷Under"occupation"Iputheartbreaker.真的你看Ireallydid,look.你像是個(gè)穿著上好西裝的耶♥和&hearts嘩♥見證人You'relikeaJehovah'sWitnesswithagoodsuit.你在這里多久了？Sohowlongyoubeensittinghere?你的電♥話♥號(hào)♥碼沒有登記Yournumber'snotlisted.?沒錯(cuò)?你買♥♥「什么？-Exactly.-What^youbuy??鞋子?讓我瞧瞧-Shoes.-Letmesee.坐下來拿給我看C'mon,sitdownandshowme.老天你真是…God,youare...我知道Iknow.我才不要把鞋拿給你看I'mnotshowingyouashoe.真性感Ooh,sexy.我需要你幫忙Hey,Ineedafavor.是嗎？Oh,youdo?這是為了紐約市Actually,it'sforThecityofNewYork.我真的是一個(gè)好人See,Ireallyamoneofthegoodguys.我在所有選區(qū)都獲得支持AndrightnowI'mcarryingalltheboroughs,但斯塔滕島還要加油butIstillneedhelpinStatenIsland.-要來一根嗎？-不我星期四抽過了-Youwantone?-No,IhadoneThursday.事情是這樣的So,here*sthething.星期天晚上我得問到那里Igottagobackoutthere出席卡普里飯店的一場(chǎng)派對(duì)todoaschmoozeattheCapriRestaurantonSundaynight我希望你跟我一起去andIwantyoutogowithme.為什么？Andwhyisthat?因?yàn)槟抢锏囊獯罄撕馨?CausetheyhavegreatItalian.而且我鄭重聲明…Andalso,fortherecord...我無法停止想你Ican'tstopthinkingaboutyou.我七點(diǎn)來接你Sorilpickyouupat7:00.-不行■現(xiàn)在先別回答-Um,no?-Don'tanswernow.-已經(jīng)回答了-考慮一下-Ijustdid.-Thinkaboutit.我七點(diǎn)會(huì)開車過來我在車上等你PHdrivebyat7:00,I'llwaitdowninthecar.你想來就來Youcomedown,youcome.不來也無所謂沒有壓力穿你心愛的鞋Youdon't,nopressure,weartheshoes.收下這些Oh,keepthese.看一下Passthemout.那個(gè)周六因?yàn)閷诳煲馗錞hatSaturday,whenIwasunabletotakeMirandatoherlasersurgery我無法陪米蘭達(dá)去開刀duetoaloomingcolumndeadline,而她也沒打給史蒂夫shedidn'tcallSteve.她決定一切靠自己Shedecidedtotakethingsintoherownhands.當(dāng)你有計(jì)程車錢Whoneedsamantoholdyourhand和寫緊急電♥話♥的黑筆誰還需要whenyouhavecabfareandabigblackmarker一個(gè)男人握著你的手？towritedownemergencynumbers.當(dāng)米蘭達(dá)在動(dòng)手術(shù)時(shí)AndwhileMirandawasundertheknife,夏洛特正和她的白馬王子一起喝第一杯白酒Charlottewashavingherfirstglassofwhitewinewithherwhiteknight.我表演過好幾次速成布丁秀來疏解壓力SoIdidtheHastyPuddingshowacoupletimesjusttoblowoffsteam.我朋友湯姆說哈佛大學(xué)MyfriendTomsaysthatHarvardisstill是最好斗的地方themostmassivelyaggressiveplacehe'severseen.他是個(gè)商人Andhe*satrader.不是湯姆肯尼迪吧？NotTomKennedy.正是你認(rèn)識(shí)湯姆？OhmyGod,yes!DoyouknowTom?他是個(gè)好人還有他太太Greatguy.Andhowabouthiswife?那是一樁我理想中的完美婚姻Nowthat'smyideaoftheperfectmarriage.我完全同意Totally.夏洛特想像他們會(huì)是一對(duì)多么甜蜜美滿幸福的夫妻Charlottenodded,thinking,uWhatanice,sweet,Handsome,funny,greatcoupletheymade."不好意思你撞到她的椅子了Excuseme,youjustbumpedintoherchair.有點(diǎn)擠Alittlecrowded.沒錯(cuò)但你撞到她的椅子Yes,it'scrowded,butyoubumpedherchair,spilledherwine.你應(yīng)該說聲對(duì)不起Youshouldsayyou'resorry.曼哈頓看起來變得好小Lookathowsmallitlooks.誰想得到那么小的島Whowoulcfvethoughtanislandthattiny竟然裝得下我們所有前男友wouldbebigenoughtoholdallouroldboyfriends?保羅隆塞洛他是處♥女♥座喜歡烹飪PaulRoncello.He'saVirgo.Helovestocook.據(jù)說他能做出很棒的煽烤管面Sayshecanwhipupagreatbakedziti.屬于275號(hào)♥消防隊(duì)133云梯He'sfromEngine275,Ladder133.來自皇后區(qū)Way,wayoutinQueens!?Sittin*hereeatin1myheartout,waitin*??Waitin1forsomelovertocall?他性感嗎？Ishehot?可以得六分He'sasix.總分是多少？Onascaleofhowmany??Lookin*forsomehotstuff?他叫做比爾凱利HisnamewasBillKelley.是一位離了婚的政♥治♥人物Hewasadivorcedpolitician準(zhǔn)備競(jìng)選市審計(jì)官campaigningforNewYorkCityComptroller...也是象征性的男性裁判andthetokenmalejudge.看臺(tái)上的消防員Watchthefiremen!我對(duì)警♥察♥比較感興趣I'mmoreintocops.比利麥克勞德他是位舞者而且已婚BillyMcCloud,he'saCancerandmarried!抱歉了女士們Sorry,ladies!他太太瑪莉亞說他人很好HiswifeMaria,shesayshe'sagoodguy,沒關(guān)系Ifsokay.不行No,it'snotokay.不可以這樣對(duì)待一個(gè)小姐That'snowaytotreatalady.放輕松現(xiàn)在是早午餐時(shí)間Lightenup,it'sbrunch.夏洛特突然發(fā)現(xiàn)Charlottesuddenlyrealized他不是來拯救女人的英雄thatherdatewasn'tamanwhocametoawoman'srescue.而是個(gè)喜歡惹事的男人Hewasamanwholikedtostartfights.-抱歉先生…■你想來一拳嗎？-Excuseme,sir.-Youwantapieceofme?就這樣Andjustlikethat,夏洛特的白馬王子變成了一個(gè)噩夢(mèng)Charlotte'swhiteknightchangedintoawhitenightmare.霍布斯小姐你朋友來了MissHobbes,Yourfriendishere.凱莉？Carrie?其實(shí)不是是我Actuallyno,it'sme.凱莉認(rèn)為你可能需要幫助Carriethoughtyoumightneedalittlehelp,isthatokay?我吃了鎮(zhèn)定劑一切都很順利I'monValium,everything'sokay.來把手給我Here,givemeyourhand.我很好I'mgood.只要?jiǎng)e讓我撞到門框Justdon*tletmehitthedoorframe還有永遠(yuǎn)別提起這副護(hù)目鏡andnevermentionthesegoggles.一趟計(jì)程車加兩顆安♥眠♥藥♥后Onecabrideandtwopotentsleepingpillslater,史蒂夫扶米蘭達(dá)上♥床♥SteveputMirandatobed.好了把腳伸過來Alright,okay,no,givemeyourleg.不我說的是這只腳No...Yeah,thisleg.No,Iwantthisleg.Giveme...夠了不要幫我Stop!No,norescue.好吧Alright,fine,okay.把棉被蓋上睡美人Alright,putyourfeetunderhere,sleepingbeauty.隔天早上感覺像睡了一百年后Thenextmorning,afterwhatfeltlikeshe'dsleptforahundredyears,米蘭達(dá)醒了Mirandaawoke.她有生以來第一次看得很清楚Andforthefirsttimeinherlife,sawthingsclearly.當(dāng)晚七月先生邀請(qǐng)莎曼珊Thatnight,Mr.JulyinvitedSamanthatocomedown去消防隊(duì)找他因?yàn)樗瞧谔煲蛋郺ndhangwithhimwhileheworkedtheSundayshift.有人嗎？Hello!人都到哪兒去了？Whereiseveryone?在滿是日歷插畫上Theideaofspendingtimeinafirehouse性感消防員的消防站度過春宵filledwithaveritablecalendaryearofhotfiremen是莎曼珊的幻想而這一刻已經(jīng)到來wasafantasy,Samanthafelt,whosetimehadmostdefinitelycome.各位Boys.這不是莎曼珊腦海里的消防站幻想ThiswasnotthefirehousefantasySamanthahadinmind.莎曼珊-Hey,Samantha.我在煮一鍋辣味牛肉來坐下Ijustputapotofchilion,c'mon,c'mon,sitdown.快起來讓個(gè)位子給莎曼珊Crmon,brother,getup,makeroomforSam.我馬上回來PHberightback.莎曼珊的拯救幻想Samantharsrescuefantasy突然成了自己需要被拯救離開wassuddenlysomethingsheneededtoberescuedfrom.是我請(qǐng)留言Ifsme,leaveamessage.我還在樓下的車子里Hey...rmstilldownhereinthecar.我再等十秒然后就要一個(gè)人走了Alright,I'llwaittenmoresecondsandthenI'llgoalone.十九八七Ten,nine,eight,seven,六可憐的我…six,poorme,五四三二…five,four,three,two...one,一又二分之一oneandahalf.有時(shí)候女人就需要那二分之一Sometimesagirlneedsahalf.好我盡力了Okay,thatwasmybestshot.你不來You*renotcoming.再見記得投票Solong...Vote!?我不知道自己在做什么?好-Idon'tknowwhatI'mdoing.-Okay.我站在這里盛裝打扮I'mstandinghere,fullydressed,看著那個(gè)搞政♥治♥的家伙watchingthatpoliticianguy獨(dú)自前往斯塔滕島為什么？driveofftoStatenIslandwithoutme,why?你討厭斯塔滕島？YouhateStatenIsland?不還有其他原因嗎？No,don'tthinkso,anyotherideas?說出來吧Justsayit.因?yàn)榇笕宋顱ig.你害怕受傷You*reterrifiedofgettinghurtagain.這就是三十多歲的獨(dú)♥立♥單身女子Thereitwas,thephrasesingle；independentwomenintheir30's永遠(yuǎn)不該去想更別提大聲說出來的話areneversupposedtothink,letalonesayoutloud.好我要走了Yep,okay,gottago.米蘭達(dá)說得對(duì)Mirandawasright.我像是個(gè)困在失火大樓墻緣的女人Iwaslikeawomanfrozenontheledgeofabuildingonfire.我在上一段感情中受創(chuàng)太深rdbeensoburnedinmylastrelationship,以至于不敢投入新的戀情Iwasafraidtoleapoffintothenextone.容我失陪一會(huì)兒Excusemeforasecond.你怎么來的？Hi,how'dyougethere?搭渡輪Ferry.一個(gè)人？Allalone?我非常獨(dú)♥立♥I'mveryindependent.看得出來Icanseethat這不是約會(huì)And...thisisn'tadate.我是個(gè)憂心的市民I'mhereasaconcernedcitizen.我那條街有個(gè)女人不肯撿愛犬的排泄物There'sawomanonmyblockwhowillnotpickupafterherpoodle.我會(huì)想辦法FilseewhatIcando.我?guī)湍忝摯笠潞脝?？CanItakeyourcoat?總統(tǒng)先生And,Mr.President...我確實(shí)經(jīng)歷痛苦的分手Itwasabadbreak-up...所以我需要慢慢來SoIneedtotakethisslow.在辣味牛肉和中場(chǎng)休息之間SomewherebetweenThechiliandhalftime,莎曼珊決定如果她希望消防站幻想成真Samanthadecidedifshewantedherfirehousefantasytohappen,她必須采取主動(dòng)she'dhavetomakeithappen.我在上面Uphere!好棒的鋼管想再看一次？Nicepole,wannaseeitagain?是的Oh,yeah.那一晚莎曼珊表演了好幾次Samantharodethepoleacoupleoftimesthatnight.這些靴子為何做這種設(shè)計(jì)？Whyarethesebootssetuplikethis,huh?這樣警報(bào)一響就能做好準(zhǔn)備Youhavetobereadyatamoment'snotice.我應(yīng)該當(dāng)個(gè)消防員Oh,wellIshouldbeafireman,因?yàn)槲译S時(shí)準(zhǔn)備出發(fā)becauseI'malwaysreadytogo.我們要出任務(wù)了Wegotajob!把我的衣服脫下來-Getoutofmygear.-Hmm?快把衣服還給我Getthefuckoutofmyfuckinggear!快點(diǎn)小姐那是一場(chǎng)火災(zāi)Let'sgo,movelady,there'safuckingfire!馬上好I'mcoming.莎曼珊發(fā)現(xiàn)拯救的幻想和現(xiàn)實(shí)Samanthalearnedtherewasquiteadifference存在著差異betweenarescuefantasyandarescuereality.時(shí)候不早了It*sgettinglate,youthink,uh...你確定不讓我送你？SureIcan'tgiveyouaride?不用了No,no.我很好I'mgood.你去…忙你的事Yougo...Yougodoyourthing.你會(huì)投我一票嗎？Hey,doIgetyourvote?進(jìn)展太快了嗎？Toofast?我的天你好性感跟我回家吧Oh,myGod,you'resosexy,comehomewithme.親吻便已足夠No,no,kissingisenough.就今晚而言已經(jīng)足夠真的Ifsenoughfortonight,really.該死快12點(diǎn)了我會(huì)趕不上最后一班渡輪Oh,shit,it'salmost12:00.Tmgonnamissthelastferry.等一下Oh,wait!等一下Wait!我的鞋子掉了IlostmyChoo!需要搭便車嗎？Needaride?他沒有一匹白馬Well,hedidn'thaveawhitehorse,但有一輛開著暖氣的名貴轎車buthedidhaveaBMWwithaworkingheater.我猜有時(shí)候女人的確必須被拯救SoIguesssometimesawomanabsolutelyhastoberescued.你只是送我回家沒別的You'retakingmetomyapartmentandthat'sit.沒別的…就今晚而言That'sit...fortonight.好了你知道該怎么離開這個(gè)島嗎？Now,doyouhaveanyideahowwegetthefuckoffthisisland?右轉(zhuǎn)Um,okay,makearight.有時(shí)候女人一定得拯救男人Andsometimesawomanabsolutelyhastorescueaman.至少斯塔滕島童話是這么結(jié)束的AtleastthatrshowitendsinthisStatenIslandferrytale.但是工作太拼命了-butheworkstoohard.Excuseme.秀一下腹肌比利Workit,Billy!Whoa!姐♥妹♥們♥我在這里L(fēng)adies,overhere!他們沒有四海為家酒Okay,theydon*tmakecosmopolitans.這是斯塔滕島冰茶IfsaStatenIslandIcedTea.跟長(zhǎng)島冰茶一樣嗎？IsthatlikeaLongIslandIcedTea?我想是吧Ithinkso.各位我醉了Hello,I'mdrunk.我們非得站這么前面嗎？好尷尬Dowehavetobethisclose?It'sembarrassing.不入虎穴焉得虎子Yougottabeinittowinit.我要去后面Fmmovingback.我沒戴眼鏡站那么后面No,comeon,Ican'tseethecutefiremen我看不到那些迷人的消防員frombacktherewithoutmyglasses.你何必在乎？你已經(jīng)有史蒂夫了Whydoyouevencareifyoucansee?YouhaveSteve.我并未擁有史蒂夫IdonothaveSteve.他不是我的財(cái)產(chǎn)ThereisnohavingoftheSteve.我們只是朋友We'rejustfriends.我們才只是朋友我不會(huì)搞你No,werrejustfriends,Idon'tputmydickinyou.再喝一杯我可能會(huì)同意AnotheroneoftheseandImightletyou.這里沒有適合約會(huì)的男人Therearenodatablemenhere.你怎么知道？Whatwasyourfirstclue,從皮夾克還是空手道的跡象看出來的？thepleatherjacketsorthesmellofHaiKarate?各位這位是瑞奇方塔屈他是魔羯座ThisisRickyFantucci,he*saCapricorn,他的叔叔是消防隊(duì)員allhisunclesarefirefighters.是的各位他手臂上有只印度豹Yes,ladies,that'sacheetahonhisarm!瑞奇代表下曼哈頓53號(hào)♥消防隊(duì)RickyrepresentsfromEngine53inlowerManhattan!我想讓他見識(shí)一下我的下曼哈頓fdliketoshowhimmylowerManhattan.你們看他的手臂好強(qiáng)壯Lookathisarms,they*rehuge.你知道有句話是這么說的…Youknowwhattheysay...大手臂…就只是大手臂"Bigarms,bigarms.”我要報(bào)♥警♥Hello,911?我欲♥火♥焚身「I'monfire.?Toottoot,Hey；beepbeep?比賽結(jié)束后我發(fā)現(xiàn)斯塔滕島Afterthecontest,Ibegantorealize就像一個(gè)古老陌生的歐洲國(guó)度thatStatenIslandwaslikeaquaintEuropeancountry.這里播放著20年前的美式音樂TheAmericanmusicwas20yearsbehind你可以在任何地方抽煙andyoucouldsmokewhereveryouwanted.?TalkingaboutBadgirls,yeah??SeethemoutonthestreetAtnight,walking??PickingupAllkindsofstrangers??Ifthepriceisright??YoucanscoreIfyourpocket'snice??Butyouwantagoodtime?你知道那上衣是否出♥售♥?Doyouknowifthoseshirtsareforsale我想買♥♥一件給我侄兒becauseI'dliketogetoneformynephew.是的這外面買♥♥得到Uh,yeah,youcouldbuy'em,butlike,但我不知道哪里有賣♥♥Idon*tknowifyoucanbuy'emhereornot.我這件是消防隊(duì)發(fā)的Igotthisoneatwork,但我肯定其他地方買♥♥得到butI'msureyoucanbuy'eminlikethoseotherplaces.我在商店里見過…I'veseen'eminthoseshops,likeonBleeckeror...我叫莎曼珊Samantha.?我叫瑞奇你好嗎？?很好你呢？-Ricky,howyoudoing?-Good,howareyoudoing?我看到你在臺(tái)上Isawyouupthere.我也有看到你Isawyoutoo.你看起來帥呆了Youlookedfantastic.?是嗎？?是的-Yeah?-Yeah.我從來沒做過那種事Ineverdidanythinglikethatbefore.我妹妹說“去吧瑞奇”Butmysisterswerelike,"DoitRicky,"然后我說“我以前沒做過那種事”andI'mlike,"Ineverdidanythinglikethatbefore.'1你…表現(xiàn)得很好Andthey*relike...Well,youdiditverywell.不知道你是幾月出生的Hey,Iwonderwhatmonthyou*!!be.不知道也許是十月Idon'tknow,maybelikeOctober.我的生日在♥十♥月♥Mybirthday'sinOctober.我賭七月或任何火♥辣♥的月份FilbetJulyoranymonththat'shot.兩首歌♥之后舞后該喘息一下了Twosongslateritwastimeforthisdancingqueentotakeabreather.可以討一根煙嗎？-Hi.-CanIbumasmoke??當(dāng)然-謝謝-Sure.-Thanks.來吧Thereyougo.感覺真好Man,that*sgood.我三年前戒了Iquitthreeyearsago.成效如何？How'sthatworkingoutforyou?很好我準(zhǔn)自己一周抽一根Good,Iallowmyselfoneaweek.你的生活很精彩Mmm,youliverightontheedge,don'tyou?我能請(qǐng)你喝杯啤酒嗎？CanIbuyyouabeer?不用了我有錢No,thanks,Igotit.我請(qǐng)客C'mon,it'sonme.報(bào)答你剛才幫了我Forhelpingmeoutduringthecontest.好吧Okay,sure.對(duì)了你對(duì)男人的品味糟透了…有史以來最糟的Andbytheway,youhavetheworsttasteinmenever.不可能Noway.你給中城那家伙七分Yougavethatguyfrommidtownaseven.他腰部有一個(gè)游泳圈Hey,Ilikeafirefighterwithlovehandles.可以讓你逃出失火大樓時(shí)抓牢Givesyousomethingtoholdontowhenyouridehimdownthesideofaburningbuilding.你說得有道理Yougotapointthere,myfriend.但你很嚴(yán)格Butyou,youweretough.那些零點(diǎn)五分又是什么意思？Andwhat'swithallthosehalfpoints?六點(diǎn)五八點(diǎn)五？Sixandahalteightandahalf?我能說什么？有時(shí)候女人就需要那二分之一WhatcanIsay?Sometimesagirlneedsahalf.所以你是哪個(gè)選區(qū)的？So...Whichdistrictdoyouvotein?離巴尼百貨近的那個(gè)WhicheveroneisnearBarneys.你從未在紐約投過票？Areyousayingyou'venevervotedinNewYorkCity?是的總統(tǒng)先生Youarecorrect,Mr.Presid