Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第二季第十二集完整中英文對照劇本

欲望城市（兩性專家凱莉布雷蕭）強(qiáng)烈痛苦紐約的餐廳總試圖尋求新賣♥♥點(diǎn)為「吸引NewYorkCityrestaurantsarealwayslookingforthenextnewangletograbthatelusive善變的曼哈頓民眾andsomewhatjadedManhattanpalate.去年是推出紐奧良肯猶美食Lastyearitwasfusion-Cajun.上個(gè)月是布魯塞爾的河蚌LastmonthitwasmusselsfromBrussels,今晚則是性♥虐♥待秀andtonight,it'sS&M.莎曼珊的公♥關(guān)♥公♥司♥負(fù)責(zé)為這家餐廳Samantha'sPRfirmwashiredtodotheopeningparty籌劃開幕派對forLaDouleurExquise,這家餐廳叫做：強(qiáng)烈痛苦translation,TheExquisitePain.當(dāng)然我們?nèi)急谎埩薕fcourse,wewereallinvited.市長勒令情趣商店停業(yè)See,thisiswhathappenswhenthemayorshutsdownthesexshops.但它卻突然出現(xiàn)在餐廳里Popsupinyourcuisine.史丹佛Hey,Stanford!我知道下次該帶我媽到哪里吃飯了Well,IknowwhereI'mtakingmotherfordinnerthenexttimeshe'sintown.親愛的Oh,honey!借過Excuseme.讓她過來Letherthrough!你穿的是什么？Whatareyouwearing?邀請函上寫了是變♥態(tài)♥派對Theinvitationsaidkinky.我纏卷了頭發(fā)Ikinkedmyhair.OnTuesdaynight,MirandaandJackhaddinner.在她生平傳記中Inthebiographyofherlife,這是最美好的一次約會(huì)thiswouldgodownasthebestfirstdateinhistory.這就是我想讓你看的ThisiskindofwhatIwantedtoshowyou.沒錯(cuò)Yeah,um...馬克吐溫曾住在這里-MarkTwainlivedhere.-Mmm.大約是他寫哈克系列故事時(shí)RightaroundthetimehewroteHuckFinn.是嗎？Really?-Yeah.來吧C'mon.這是私人住&hearts1宅♥It*sprivateproperty.我知道-Iknow,shh.-Shh.我想帶你看他的房♥子I'mgonnashowyouhislittlehouse.就在那里二十七號(hào)♥Rightthere,number27.很不錯(cuò)It'scute.正當(dāng)米蘭達(dá)以為她能完全讀透杰克AndjustwhenMirandathoughtshecouldreadJackperfectly,他又開展了一個(gè)新的章節(jié)heopenedanentirenewchapter.不要…No,no.可能會(huì)有人經(jīng)過我們會(huì)被看到Someonemightcomeby,wecouldgetcaught.我知道Iknow.這個(gè)章節(jié)叫做Achapterentitled,“我喜歡在可能被看到的地方做♥愛♥〃ILiketoHaveSexinPlacesICanGetCaught.我的男人去了巴黎WithmyonemanoutoftowninParis,所以我才能和另一個(gè)男人喝酒Ifoundtimetohavedrinkswithmyotherman.我需要你的意見Ineedyouradvice.為了更好的溝通我要向你坦白一些事Butinordertogetit,Ihavetoconfesssomething.希望你不要評判我AndI'maskingyounottojudgeme.我有什么資格評判人？WhoamItojudgeanyone?我一點(diǎn)影響力也沒有Ihadbangsinthe'80s.我在體驗(yàn)網(wǎng)絡(luò)性♥爰♥IhavecybersexontheInternet.這是不要我評判的部分嗎？Andthiswouldbethenon-judgmentpart?我的化名是“午夜干柴”Mynameis"Rick9Plus."不會(huì)吧No,youdidn't!“午夜干柴〃是不是很可悲？"RickQPlus/1howsadisthat?這表現(xiàn)出你的壓抑Actually,Ithinkitshowsagreatdealofrestraint.你甚至可以是“午夜烈火”Youcouldhavebeen"Rickll.”我跟某個(gè)家伙聊得很愉快SoI'vebeenchattingwiththisguy,andwehaveareallygreattime.但是現(xiàn)在他想要見面我不知道該不該答應(yīng)ButnowhewantstomeetandIdon'tknowifIshould.讓我問你Okay,let'sfigurethisout.你對他了解多少？Whatdoyouknowabouthim?他叫做〃大玩意〃HisnameisnBigtool4U.,r拜托凱莉Comeon,Carrie.我是認(rèn)真的Thisisserious.對不起I'msorry.對不起干柴I'msorry,Rick.他想約在哪里？Wheredoeshewanttomeetyou?密派區(qū)的同性戀酒吧Atanafter-hoursgayclubintheMeatpackingDistricts蠻吸引人的Makessense.告訴我你為什么想去Nowtellmewhyyouwanttogo.他似乎很辣讓人興奮Heseemshot,it'sexciting.“貓”在百老匯上演后我就沒有過很棒的性&hearts覆♥AndIhaven'thadgoodsexsincebeforeCatswasonBroadway.那就去Isaygo.來個(gè)頑皮的小冒險(xiǎn)Haveanaughtylittleadventure.做好安全措施好好玩Besafe,havefun.要是他不喜歡我呢？Whatifhedissesme?他說他長得很帥身材又好Hesaidhe'sreallygreatlookingandhasareallyrippedbody.史丹佛你不是“午夜干柴”嗎?WellStanford,areyou"Rick9PlusH?我了解你的意思了I'msogettingyourpoint.“午夜干柴〃回家后After"Rick9Plus"wenthome,我感覺我喝得足夠醉了所以打電♥話♥給大人物IdecidedIwasjustdrunkenoughtocallBig.是我-Hello?-Hey,it'sme.你在做什么？Whatareyoudoing?我在床上I'minbed.簡單說就是在睡覺Ithinkit'scalledsleeping.在法國玩得愉快嗎？Oh,soyou'refunnyinFrance.現(xiàn)在是清晨五點(diǎn)半It*s5:30inthemorning.?你有什么事？-我想知道-Whatisit?-Iwouldliketoknow為何你要去巴黎howyoucouldeventhinkofgoingtoParis卻沒想過要跟我討論？andnoteventhinkaboutdiscussingitwithme.我無時(shí)無刻不在想你Ithinkaboutyouallthetime.“他在做什么？想什么？”What'shedoing?What'shethinking?但你卻不是Butyou,no.你打算什么時(shí)候告訴我？Whenwereyouplanningtotellme?你有在聽嗎？Areyoustillthere?有Yes.因?yàn)槲蚁氲亩际悄愀璒kay,well,becauseIthinkaboutyouallthetime.No,no,correction,correction.我想的都是我們Ithinkaboutusallthetime.我們能不能改天再談？Canwegetintothisanothertime?我在睡覺Iwassleeping.什么時(shí)間對你來說都不適合Oh,look,look,look,it'sneveragoodtimeforyou.你總在睡覺或離開你總是離開You'realwayssleeping,oryou'reready,oryou'regoing,going,going.You'realwaysgoing.叫部計(jì)程車You'refucking…"Taxi!"就搭機(jī)去了法國Andyou'reonaplanetoFranceformaybeayear.你年紀(jì)不小了Well,you'reafreakin1oldman.該多為別人想想Youshouldbethinkingaboutsomebodyelse.我沒有騙你Thisisnotfakeus.我總是在想我們Thisisreal.就算你不知道但這是真的Evenifyoudon'tknowit,itis.我是個(gè)女人一個(gè)女…人Iamawoman.Awo-man!再喝杯酒吧女人Haveanothercocktail,woman.不這跟酒無關(guān)No,no,no,thisisn'taboutcocktails.這是關(guān)系到基本作為Thisisaboutbasichumandecency.有關(guān)責(zé)任感Thisisabouttakingresponsibility.你該當(dāng)個(gè)成人It'saboutbeingagrown-up.有關(guān)如何當(dāng)個(gè)男人Ifsaboutbeingaman.我是男人Iamaman.一個(gè)疲倦的男人I'matiredman.現(xiàn)在這里是清晨五點(diǎn)半It's5:30inthemorninghere.你知道嗎你最好開始習(xí)慣Well,youknowwhat?Youbettergetusedtoit.因?yàn)橐悄惆崛ツ抢镂覀兙捅仨毴绱薆ecauseifyoumovethere,thisishowourrelationshipisgonnabe.你在睡覺時(shí)我在吃飯我要睡覺了你卻…You'regonnabesleepingwhenI'meating,andI'mgonnabesleepingwhen...可惡shit.你有在聽嗎？Hey.Areyoustillthere?我要睡覺了I'mgoingtobed.九點(diǎn)鐘有個(gè)重要會(huì)議Ihaveanimportantmeetingat9:00.你可以掛電♥話♥Yeah,fine,hangup.但別在我睡覺時(shí)打來Butdon'tcallmewhenI'msleeping因?yàn)槲以谶@里也有工作becauseIhaveajobheretoo,youknow.雖然我是有點(diǎn)醉了Eventhroughmycosmopolitanhaze,但我知道我做得太過頭IknewIhadgonetoofar.把你的內(nèi)♥褲♥脫掉Takeoffyourpanties.什么？What?我想讓你享受一下Iwanttogiveyouhead.在計(jì)程車上？Inthecab?你不是認(rèn)真的吧司機(jī)會(huì)看到Y(jié)ou'renotserious,thedriverisrightthere.對Yes!走第九大道Take9thAvenue.幾天后在回家的路上Afewdayslater,onthewayhome,夏洛特在櫥窗發(fā)現(xiàn)Charlottecouldn'thelpbutnotice一雙很漂亮的意大利露跟鞋agorgeouspairofItalianslingbacksinthewindow.我只是進(jìn)來看看Ijustcameintolook.你的足背很高Youhaveaveryhigharch.你是個(gè)舞者嗎？Areyouadancer?不是No.真是雙漂亮的腳Suchwell-formedfeet.我小時(shí)候參加過樂隊(duì)指揮團(tuán)Well,IwasinMissDebbie'stwirlerswhenIwasalittlegirl.這雙鞋真漂亮Theyaresobeautiful.我賣♥♥其他人五百Foranyoneelse,$500.你免費(fèi)Foryou...free.什么？不巴斯特What?No,Buster.你為什么要這樣？Whywouldyoudosomethinglikethat?因?yàn)檫@雙美麗的腳累了Becausethesebeautifulfeetaretired.它們需要按♥摩♥Andtheyneedalittlerub.當(dāng)一個(gè)戀鞋狂遇上一個(gè)戀腳狂Whenashoefetishmeetsafootfetish,櫥窗內(nèi)從此沒有理智存在allreasongoesouttheshopwindow.對于去法國的事我是反應(yīng)過度了IamwayoverreactingtothiswholeFrancesituation.夏洛特說的對總有解決的辦法IthinkCharlotte'sright,thereare-therearewaystoworkthisout.是什么讓你改變想法？Mm-hmm.Whatmadeyouchangeyourmind?我和大人物講電♥話♥時(shí)完全失控WeltIcompletelylostmyshittoBigonthephone我發(fā)現(xiàn)我們之間可能就快完了andIrealizedhowclosethiswholethingistoreallyblowingup.沒錯(cuò)Andyouknowwhat?有時(shí)會(huì)痛苦Yes,it'spainfulsometimes,但這是值得的butit'sworthit,youknow?他必須去那里工作Imean,theguyhastogothereforwork.花一個(gè)星期與男友在巴黎相聚Andreally,whatissoawfulaboutspending沒什么可怕的aweekhereandtherewithyourboyfriendinParis?沒什么這很浪漫Nothing,itssoromantic.很好你的愛情帶你去巴黎Great,yourlovelifetakesyoutoParis,我則是在計(jì)程車后座做♥愛♥andI'mfuckinginthebackofacab.那很棒That'slovely.不只是那里Andnotjustthere.還有龐德餐廳的洗手間We'vedoneitinthebathroomatBondStreet.我才剛?cè)ツ抢锍燥圗w"justatethere!馬里歐特瑪庫斯飯店的電梯里TheelevatorattheMarriottMarquis以及中♥央♥公園的公共廁所andapublicrestroominCentralPark.喬治麥可也輸給你Howvery"GeorgeMichael"ofyou.我們從沒躺著或在家里做過We'veactuallyneverdoneitlyingdown,orinside,forthatmatter.米蘭達(dá)你們是在談戀愛可不是“外展訓(xùn)練”Miranda,thisissupposedtobearelationship,notOutwardBound.把他弄進(jìn)房♥間搞清楚是怎么回事You'vegottogetthisguyinabedroomandfindoutwhat'sreallythere.我想我沒辦法I'malittleafraidtotry.他喜歡害怕被抓到的快♥感♥Helikesthethreatofgettingcaught.要是他覺得我無法滿足他怎么辦？Whatifbeingwithjustmeisn'tenough?不好意思夏洛特小姐Excuseme,MissCharlotte,你的腳上是怎么回事？whatishappeningsouthofyourankles?這是新鞋喜歡嗎？Oh,they'renew,doyoulikethem?好漂亮五百元嗎？Oh,Ilovethem!$500?沒那么多Oh,no,notthatmuch.店員給了我折扣Theguykindofgavemeadeal.那是多少？Howmuch?免費(fèi)Um...free.-為什么？?是哪一家店？-Why?-Andwhereishe?他希望我能擁有這雙鞋Well,hejust,hereallywantedmetohavethem.他希望鞋子能被好好珍惜Imean,hejustreallylovesitwhenpeopleloveshoes.這里是紐約Sweetie,thisisNewYorkCity.沒人會(huì)這么想Nobodylovesanythingthatmuch.我讓他摸了我的腳一會(huì)兒Well,Ilethimholdmyfeet,justalittle.在她說出來的那一刻Thesecondshesaiditoutloud,她便了解該怎么做sheknewwhatshehadtodo.又見面了Hello,again.我不能收這雙鞋Ican'tkeeptheseshoesyougaveme.為什么？Why?你知道為什么Youknowwhy.你穿過了不能退You'vealreadywornthem,Ican'ttakethemback.留著吧Keep*em.不謝謝你No,thankyou!那我丟到垃圾桶ThenI'llthrowtheminthegarbage.不它們太漂亮了No,no,no,they'retoobeautiful.我想買♥♥但是付不起Edbuythem,butIcan'taffordit.來筆交易如何？Whataboutatrade?有六雙新鞋剛到Sixnewstylesjustcamein.我想找人試穿I'veneverseenthemonafoot.夏洛特看了看那些美麗的鞋子Charlottelookeddownattheexquisiteshoes.皮革的味道讓人興奮Thesmellofleatherwasintoxicating.只是要我試穿嗎？AndallIhavetodoistrytheshoeson?夏洛特感覺自己像是灰姑娘CharlottefeltlikeCinderella...身處在骯臟變♥態(tài)♥及瘋狂世界里的灰姑娘Cinderellainadirty,kinky,freakedout,storybookparalleluniverse.謝謝Thankyou.大人物的飛機(jī)九點(diǎn)抵達(dá)Bigarrivedonthe9:00p.m.flight.我十點(diǎn)便以法式風(fēng)情裝扮到他門口歡迎他回家Iwasathisdoorby10:00towelcomehimhomeinstyle.歡迎回來法國帽和炸薯?xiàng)lBonjour,voila,leFrenchhat,voila,lefrenchfry.不只如此Anditdoesn'tstopthere.還有麥香堡和麥香魚IhaveleBigMac,andleFilet-De-Fish.為什么要這樣？Whatisallthis?為我脾氣差道歉It*sanapologyforbeinglebitch.我好好想過Now,Tvebeenthinkingaboutthis.沒什么行不通的Wecanmakethiswork.姐♥妹♥們♥都在里面去吧好好玩Theladiesareinside,gohavefun.下一個(gè)Next!不好意思何時(shí)狂野性♥愛♥又開始流行了？Excuseme.Butwhendidwildsexcomebackinstyle?巴尼百貨清♥倉♥拍賣♥♥你去血拼的那個(gè)周末Oh,IthinkthatwastheweekendyouspentattheBarney'swarehousesale.三杯四海為家一杯健怡可樂ThreeCosmopolitans,aDietCoke,跟一杯搖勻的伏特加馬丁尼andavodkaMartiniwithatwist.我要的是橄欖Isaidolive.差勁服務(wù)生…Badwaiter,badwaiter.你干嘛這樣打他？Whatdoyoutipforthat?有沒有人想玩玩？Anyoneelsewantawhack?那個(gè)服務(wù)生怎么穿成那樣？Howdoeshewaitontablesdressedlikethat?真丟臉I(yè)t*shumiliating.霍華強(qiáng)森冰淇淋的服務(wù)生Well,thesummerIworkedatHowardJohnson's,也規(guī)定要戴橘色帽子Ihadtowearanorangehat.別如此評判他人Don'tbesojudgmental!這只是一種性的表現(xiàn)方式Thisisjustasexualexpression.這些人有工作不偷也不搶Allthesepeoplehavejobsandpaytheirbills.他們只是在享受戀物癖的樂趣They'rejusthavingfunwithfetishes.不知道你的癖好是什么？Iwonderwhatyourfetishis?夏洛特對香薰罐有戀物癖CharlottehasathingforCrabtreeandEvelynPotpourri.我才沒有戀物癖我們可以享受電♥話&hearts:性♥愛♥Wecan,youknow,welldolephonesex.如果還是有問題Andifthingsgetreallybad我就搬到巴黎一陣子thenrilmovetoParisforawhile寫法國人的“欲望城市〃andwriteLeSexandLeCity.這樣最好Thatwouldbegreat.你要哪一個(gè)？Whichone?我都可以Idon'tcare.你是為了自己才搬到巴黎吧？Butyou'dbemovingtoParisforyourself,right?別為了我搬Imean,don'tmoveforme.不為了你我♥干♥嘛搬到巴黎？Well,whywouldImovetoParisifitwasn'tforyou?我只是不希望你因?yàn)槿绱硕兴诖齆o,Tmjustsaying,Idon'twantyoutouprootyourlifeandexpectanything.我真是個(gè)笨蛋Iamsuchanidiot!又怎么了？Whatthefuck?我?guī)е惱酌钡教幣苓€幫你買♥♥油膩膩的食物I'mrunningaroundtowninaberet,buyingyourgreasyfood你根本不在乎生活里有沒有我andyoudon*tevencareifI'minyourlife!你冷靜下來好嗎？Wouldyoucalmdown?你知道嗎我不想再冷靜了No,youknowwhat?Iamsotiredofcalmingdown!聽著即使我在談戀愛Look,Ihavetobeinarelationship若我得去巴黎我就會(huì)去whereifIhavetogotoParis,IhavetogotoParis.很好你就去巴黎吧Fine,gotoParis要是明年你又要去巴西andthenwhathappenstousnextyear我們該怎么力'?whenyoudecideyoujusthavetogotoBrazil?重點(diǎn)不是我們這是工作Thisisnrtaboutus.Thisisaboutwork!重點(diǎn)不是工作No,thisisn'taboutwork.而是我們越來越親密Thisisaboutusgettingcloser,你就發(fā)瘋似的andyougettingsofreakedout想逃得遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)的thatyouhavetoputanoceanbetweenus.我不想再談這個(gè)Idon*twanttotalkaboutthisanymore.為什么會(huì)這么難？Whyisitsohard...為何你不愿認(rèn)真考慮將我納入你的生活？foryoutofactormeintoyourlifeinanyrealway?我想我還沒做好準(zhǔn)備Iguessoldhabitsdiehard.也許我應(yīng)該離開你Well,maybeIcan*tdothisanymore.我了解Iunderstand.我相信你是Yeah,Ibetyoudo.你說過你愛我Yousaidyoulovedme.我是愛你Ido.那為何又傷我這么深？Thenwhydoesithurtsofuckingmuch?在回家的路上我氣瘋了Onthewayhome,Iwasfurious.不是對大人物是對我自己NotwithBig,withmyself.我是個(gè)真正的被虐狂Iwastherealsadist.他手上或許握著鞭子Hemightbetheonewiththewhip,但我卻是自縛的人butIwastheonewhotiedmyselfup.我將自己綁在一個(gè)害怕被綁住的男人身上Tiedmyselftoamanwhowasterrifiedofbeingtieddown.在密派區(qū)AnddowntownintheMeatpackingDistrict,另一個(gè)害怕的男人正準(zhǔn)備面對他的恐懼anotherterrifiedmanwaspreparingtofacehisfears.把衣服脫掉Take'emoff.你說什么？Excuseme?（限著內(nèi)♥褲♥進(jìn)入）史丹佛感到驚慌Stanfordpanicked.自從七年級的健身課后Hehadn'tbeenseeninhisunderwear他就沒在他人面前裸♥露♥過byaroomfulofmensince7thgradegymclass.小子決定如何？脫衣服還是出去？What'sitgonnabe,pal?Inorout?所以“午夜干柴〃選擇了脫衣服So,"Rick9Plusnundressed.讓“大玩意〃白等會(huì)很失禮ItwouldhavebeenrudetostandupHBigtool4U.M出乎意料之外米蘭達(dá)毫不費(fèi)力Tohersurprise,Mirandahadnotrouble便說服了杰克到他房♥間做♥愛♥gettingJacktoagreetomakeloveinhisbedroomthatnight.我們到床上做Let'sdoitinbed.突然間她對他戀物癖的恐懼消失了Suddenly,herfearofhisfetishended.米蘭達(dá)了解到杰克真的是因?yàn)樗械脚d奮MirandarealizedthatJack'sexcitementwasn*taboutgettingcaught,itwasabouther.她開始解放自己Andshereallybegantoletloose,做些她不敢在外面有的舉動(dòng)somethingshe'dbeenunabletodooutside.杰克發(fā)生什么事嗎？Jack?Iseverythingallright?那是誰？Whowasthat?是我媽It'smymother.我父母過來看我Myparentsarevisiting.他們好像要進(jìn)來了Theysoundlikethey'recominginhere.?ThefunksoulbrotherRightaboutnow??ThefunksoulbrotherCheckitoutnow??ThefunksoulbrotherRightaboutnow??'Boutnow,rboutnow?史丹佛起初以為他會(huì)因?yàn)闆]有六塊肌受到排擠Atfirst,Stanfordthoughthe'dbeshunnedforlackofthepopularsix-packabs.但是…Butthen...我沒見過這種樣式的Neverseenthatkindbefore.這是法國貨They*reFrench!我在巴黎買♥♥的IboughttheminParis.轉(zhuǎn)過來看看Turnaround.史丹佛巴勒奇從未感到如此特別過StanfordBlatchhadneverfeltmorespecial.很不錯(cuò)Nice.“大玩意”嗎?"Bigtool4UH?你說什么？Excuseme?我說再來一瓶啤酒嗎？Anotherbeerforyou?我請客rilbuy.史丹佛發(fā)現(xiàn)有時(shí)一個(gè)簡單的招呼Stanfordlearnedthatsometimesabriefencounter就能達(dá)到目的canbequitefulfilling.我在一點(diǎn)鐘上♥床♥Iwenttobedat1:00.但兩點(diǎn)半時(shí)還未入睡Iwasstillwideawakeat2:30.我們沒有再說些什么Therewerenowordsleft.因?yàn)槎家呀?jīng)說完了We*dsaidthemall.做完愛后我知道我們結(jié)束了Afterwemadelove,Iknewitwasover.我真的爰大人物嗎？DidIeverreallyloveBig?或我只是對痛苦上癮？OrwasIaddictedtothepain?對捉不住的男人的欲望所帶來的強(qiáng)烈痛苦Theexquisitepainofwantingsomeonesounattainable.你坐在那里想什么？Whatareyoudoingoverthere?去巴黎吧GotoParis.我不會(huì)跟著你去I'mnotgonnacome.我們別再假裝下去Lefsnotpretendwe'resomethingwe'renot.沒關(guān)系It'sokay.過來床上Cometobed.我想跟他一起去Iwantedtogotohim.但我像是被綁在椅子上ButIfeltlikeIwastiedtothechair.有某部分的我將我往回拉Somepartofmewasholdingmeback,我知道我已走得太過頭碰到了我的極限knowingIhadgonetoofar,reachedmylimit.因此我將自己從大人物身上釋放Andjustlikethat,IhaduntiedmyselffromMr.Big.我自♥由♥「Iwasfree.但卻不感到興奮Buttherewasnothingexquisiteaboutit.Idon'thaveafetish!每個(gè)人都有戀物癖O(jiān)h,weallhaveafetish.只是區(qū)別在于Thedifferencebetweenusandthemis,他們把癖好展現(xiàn)出來讓大家都看到they'reputtingitouttherewhereeveryonecansee.我認(rèn)為這樣很好又很健康Ithinkit'shealthyandfabulous.很高興見到你們Well,ifssolovelytoseeyouall.小姐們要記住Andremember,ladies,別第一次約會(huì)就玩性♥虐♥待那太過激烈了whippingonthefirstdateisconsideredforward.坐下來飲料還沒喝完Yousityourassdown,MistressCarrie.大人物明天要去巴黎Big'sflyingtoParistomorrowforbusiness我想去跟他道別andIwannasaygoodbye.何不送他一個(gè)難忘的道別？Ooh,whynotgivehimagoodbyehe'llneverforget?糟透了Sacrebleu!把他弄到手來Gogethim,girl.快笑這是個(gè)玩笑Well,laugh,itsajoke.等等…Whoa,wait,wait.別急著脫讓我看看Notsofast,letmesee.寶貝Oh,baby.我不確定是因?yàn)槟琼斆弊舆€是馬鞭或是我Iwasn'tsureifitwasthecap,thecrop,orme,但卻奏效了butitworked.在戀物癖彌漫全市的同時(shí)Meanwhile,atafetishacrosstown,史丹佛進(jìn)行著秘密性生活StanfordBlatchhadasecretsexlife.他化名”午夜干柴“在網(wǎng)絡(luò)上Averyactivesecretsexlife進(jìn)行非?；钴S的秘密性生活ontheInternetas"Rick9Plus.n起初只是在孤獨(dú)的周五夜晚Itallstartedinnocentlyenough犯下的一個(gè)不經(jīng)意錯(cuò)誤asagoofonalonelyFridaynight.但很快地他便時(shí)?；〞r(shí)間上他最爰的網(wǎng)站Butprettysoonhewaslogginginhoursandhoursonhisfavoritewebsite.他很高興知道有其他人能分享他的戀內(nèi)♥褲♥癖Itwasacomforttoknowthatotherssharedhisunderwearfetish,有時(shí)網(wǎng)站參觀人數(shù)一天多達(dá)兩千sometimesasmanyas2,000hitsaday.不久后〃午夜干柴”開始進(jìn)聊天室聊天NosoonerhadHRick9Plus"enteredthechatroom他收到他最喜歡的網(wǎng)友“大玩意〃的訊息thathegotamessagefromhisfavoriteon-screenpal,HBigtool4U.n某些戀物癖只會(huì)在Somefetishescanonlyflourishbehindcloseddoors午夜的門后發(fā)酵intheverylate-nighthoursonalaptop.然而有某些則在人人都看得見的大白天發(fā)作Whileothersarerightoutinthebroaddaylightwhereeveryonecanseethem.夏洛特和其他曼哈頓女人Charlotte,likeeveryothernormalwomaninManhattan,對鞋子有狂熱hadathingforshoes.早安Goodmorning.好漂亮的鞋子Beautifulshoes.是新款Justgotthosein.要不要試試？-Oh...-Wouldyouliketotrythemon?不了我只是看看No,no,I'mjustlooking.我的鞋太多了Ihavewaytoomanyshoesasitis.你穿七碼？Sizeseven?這是七碼鞋Sizeseven.你真壞Oh,youarebad.我只要試試就好Okay,I'mjusttryingthemon.我買♥♥不起Ican'tevenaffordthem.我在存錢去漢普頓I'msavingforasummershareintheHamptons.好漂亮Beautiful.看看它的手工Lookatthatcraftsmanship.我好喜歡Oh,Ilovethem.多少錢？Howmuch?四百元$400.不行No...can't.請?jiān)谖铱拗鞍阉撓聛鞵leasetakeitoffbeforeIstarttocry.■兩百元■為什么？-$200.-Why?鞋子該被喜愛的人珍惜Shoesweremeanttobeloved.你去漢普頓會(huì)需要這樣一雙涼鞋Andyou'regonnaneedabeautifulsandallikethatintheHamptons.謝謝你Oh,thankyousomuch.我叫巴斯特Buster.謝謝你巴斯特Thankyou,Buster.當(dāng)一個(gè)女人在這頭Whileonewomanwasuptown審視她的美麗新涼鞋eyeingherartfulnewsandal,另一個(gè)女人正在城里注意新戀情的對象anotherwasdowntowneyeing“伊莎貝拉史都華賈德納所著生命與時(shí)代〃TheLifeandTimesofIsabellaStewartGardner.米蘭達(dá)喜愛讀歷史傳記Mirandawasobsessedwithreadinghistoricalbiographies.其實(shí)她上個(gè)周末都在讀西班牙王菲利浦的傳記Infact,shespentalllastweekendinbedwithPhilipofSpain.早安Morning.那本書很不錯(cuò)Oh…that'sverygood.〃瘋馬與卡士達(dá)兩名美國戰(zhàn)士的人生”TheParallelLivesofTwoAmericanWarriors.史蒂芬安伯斯是個(gè)很棒的作家StephenAmbrose,greatwriter.我知道Yeah,Iknow.我剛讀完他的“路易斯與湯瑪士無畏的膽量”IjustfinishedhisMeriwetherLewisandThomasJefferson,UndauntedCourage.真是太棒了-Amazing.-Oh.等讀完〃羅斯福的紐約時(shí)代”我打算看那本PHpickthatuprightafterIfinishtheNewYorkYears.我是杰克Jack.我是米蘭達(dá)Miranda.當(dāng)米蘭達(dá)讀完瓊斯里萊的“伊莉沙白一世”AndrightafterMirandapickedupElizabethI,byJasperRiley,杰克也把上了米蘭達(dá)JackpickedupMiranda.大人物和我整個(gè)早上都待在床上BigandIstayedinbedallmorning,我們有時(shí)間一起喝咖啡whichgaveusjustenoughtimeforcoffee交代一些剩余的瑣事andsomelast-minutedetails.我會(huì)很想你I'mgonnamissyou.我一周內(nèi)就會(huì)回來Well,inaweekI'llbeback到時(shí)候你可以看我整理行李andyoucansitthereandwatchasIunpack.我?guī)土四忝here.Ihelped.對了Oh,beforeIforget.夏洛特計(jì)劃去漢普頓CharlottewantstodoashareintheHamptons.我們怎么樣？要一起去嗎？So,arewethinkingaboutdoingsomethingorshouldIgoinonthat?我想我不行DonftthinkIcan.為什么？不喜歡吃螃蟹沙拉嗎？Why,notabigfanofthe$40crabsalad?我今年夏天可能不會(huì)在這里Actually,there'sapossibilityI'mnotgonnabeherethissummer.我可能得為了工作搬去巴黎一陣子ImayhavetomovetoParisforwork.Justforawhile.一陣子是多久？Forhowlongawhile?我不知道Idon'tknow.七個(gè)月或是一年還不確定Sevenmonths,maybeayear.Nothing'sdefinite.等一下Wait.等等…Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait.你知道這件事多久了？Howlonghaveyouknownaboutthis?已經(jīng)籌劃一陣子了It'sbeenintheworksforawhile.這次出差回來會(huì)知道更多細(xì)節(jié)Filknowmoredetailsafterthistrip.你打算什么時(shí)候告訴我？Well,whendidyouplanontellingme?等我知道更多細(xì)節(jié)還不確定WhenIknewmore,