英文簡(jiǎn)歷中注意避諱的話(huà)

1、英文簡(jiǎn)歷中注意避諱的話(huà)特征碼標(biāo)簽:特征碼致命的大錯(cuò)finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.qualifications: no education or experience.i am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.my compensation should be at least equal to my age.reason for leaving: it had to do with the irs, fbi and sec.fired bec

2、ause i fought for lower pay.size of employer: very tall, probably over 65 .please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.reason for leaving: my boss said the end of the world is near.reason for leaving: the owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. i prefer to elaborate privatel

3、y.打字錯(cuò)誤與語(yǔ)法錯(cuò)誤here are my qualifications for you to overlook.strengths: ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.i am a rabid typist.work history: performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.after receiving advice from several different angels, i have decided to pursue a new line of work.accountin

4、g cleric.as indicted, i have over five years of experience analyzing investments.suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments.suspected to graduate early next year.disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.proven ability to track down and correct erors.accomplishments: oversight of entire departmen

5、t.am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.accomplishments: completed 11 years of high school.不應(yīng)有的幽默note: keep this resume on top of the stack. use all others to heat your house.assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting. (translation: short-order cook.)but wait.theres more. you get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature.i have an excellent track record, although i am not a horse.my fortune cookie said