英語課本劇《濫竽充數(shù)》(共3頁(yè))

1、精選優(yōu)質(zhì)文檔-傾情為你奉上濫竽充數(shù) 人物:齊宣王齊緡(min)王、南郭先生、大臣二人、樂隊(duì)若干人。第一場(chǎng) 大殿上(旁白：Long long ago, there was a king named Qi Xuan Wang. He liked listening to Yu very much. 從前，齊國(guó)有個(gè)大王叫齊宣王，他特別喜歡聽吹竽。)大臣甲：Majesty, our country is so strong. We should have a top-ranking team to  play Yu. 大王，我們齊國(guó)乃是當(dāng)今第一強(qiáng)國(guó)，我們的竽隊(duì)?wèi)?yīng)該是天下第一！大臣乙：Good

2、 idea. I think we can form a team of a hundred people to play for you.對(duì)。我建議組建一支百人大樂隊(duì)，以顯我大國(guó)之風(fēng)采。大臣甲：No.T wo hundred at least. 不，一百人太少了，最少也得二百人！齊宣王：Three hundred! To show how powerful my country is. 來人那，宣本王旨意，立即組建一支三百人的竽隊(duì)，以顯我大國(guó)之威。眾人齊：（磕頭）Smart king！第二場(chǎng) 集市上(擺出招聘海報(bào)， 陸續(xù)有人來應(yīng)聘，通過的排好隊(duì)在一邊。)南郭先生上：南郭：（邊走邊叨咕）My

3、name is Nan Guo. I am lazy. I never work. I will blow YU for the king. Thats really a good job. I cant play YU at all, but I know how to act. 我的名字叫南郭，好吃懶作不干活，聽說大王要建竽隊(duì)，這可是個(gè)大好活。要說吹竽我不會(huì)，拍馬吹噓還差不多。不過人多容易混，濫竽充數(shù)我有轍?。贸鲶模难劾锶麞|西。） 南郭：（抱著竽見大臣甲，鞠躬）Good morning！大臣甲：（傲慢的）Why do you come？南郭： To play YU，Look!（遞上銀

4、子）大臣甲 ： OK. OK. You must be very good at it.行啊行啊，您一定吹得棒極了，是嗎？南郭： Sure!那當(dāng)然了！（南郭先生走下）第三場(chǎng) 大殿上大臣甲：（洋洋得意的）（回轉(zhuǎn)身）Majesty! 300 people are ready. Please check. 啟稟大王，三百人樂隊(duì)已招齊，請(qǐng)大王御覽。齊宣王：（高興的）Great! Let them play right now. 好，本王要立即聽他們演奏！（樂隊(duì)九人上，南郭居中）大臣甲：Music! 奏樂！（音樂起）（一聲尖利的聲音，十分刺耳）（眾人停，只有南郭仍在裝腔作勢(shì)的吹奏。）齊宣王：（大怒）Wh

5、o makes this noise? Catch him. 什么人，吹出如此刺耳的聲音，還不給我拿下！大臣乙：（抓住南郭的脖領(lǐng)）Its him! He wants to hurt your ears.大王，就是他！他用這樣的聲音刺傷您的龍耳，真是罪該萬死！齊宣王：Heng! How dare you do that? Push him out. Kill him! 哼，好大的膽子，推出去，殺！眾人齊：Smart King!大王圣明！南郭：（渾身發(fā)抖）My my My king. Undeserved! 大大大王，小民冤冤枉！大臣甲：You cheat the king. You must d

6、ie! 你欺君枉上，罪該萬死，快推出去，殺！齊宣王：Wait. Lets just listen. Im wondering how he will defend himself. 慢，讓他說，看他還能說什么！南郭： Smart King! (磕頭) Just now I saw a dragon over your head. It means you are the greatest king! You are long-lived. Our country is prosperous. I was too excited. So I blew loudly! Thats my best

7、wish for you! May you have long life.大王圣明！剛才小人正在吹竽，忽見大王頭上金龍閃現(xiàn)， 這是上天的旨意，預(yù)示著我們齊國(guó)繁榮昌盛，預(yù)示著大王萬壽無疆，小人看了內(nèi)心無比激動(dòng)，所以才吹奏出如此高亢嘹亮的樂音，以示對(duì)大王的無限祝福，祝大王萬歲萬歲萬萬歲！齊宣王：（疑惑的）Really? 果真如此嗎？南郭： My king. Youre so smart. How dare I cheat you? 大王明察秋毫，我怎敢欺騙大王呢？齊宣王：Thats good.說的好！南郭：（指著大臣甲）But he, he cheats you! He is so bad to

8、you! He should die! 可是他，竟然同著大王的面，詆毀大王，損我大王威名,此人不殺，上天不容，上天不容??！齊宣王：Youre right. How dare you cheat me. Come on. (指著大臣甲) Kill him!大膽賊子！竟敢欺騙本王，犯上作亂，來人那，推出去，砍了！大臣甲：No, no. let me go. Let me go!.小人冤枉，放開我！放開我！齊宣王：Mr. Nan Guo is honest. Give him gold! 南郭先生 ，忠信可嘉，賞黃金百兩！眾人齊：Smart King!大王圣明！南郭:（轉(zhuǎn)身指揮竽隊(duì)，得意洋洋）Mus

9、ic! 奏樂！音樂起，南郭回到隊(duì)中，裝腔作勢(shì)的吹竽。齊宣王：（大聲喊好）Great！wonderful!第四場(chǎng) 大殿上（旁白：Qi Xuan Wang was so happy that he danced with the music. Unluckily, he died of overexcitement.So his son Qi Min Wang ascend to the throne. Qi Min Wang called in Nan Guo at once.齊宣王聽竽，聽到高興時(shí)手舞足蹈，哈哈大笑，不料一直笑到斷氣。于是他的兒子齊緡王當(dāng)了齊國(guó)的大王。（齊宣王一死，齊緡王把他拖

10、下龍椅就坐上去當(dāng)皇帝。百官跪拜?。R緡王立即召見南郭先)第四場(chǎng)南郭：My king! You want more people to play Yu? For your prestige, its better to collect four or five hundred people. Ill work on it at once. 大王是想組建一支更強(qiáng)大的樂隊(duì)？以您的威望，建一支四五百人的樂隊(duì)，那才合適呢。我馬上就去齊緡王：No, I dont like so many people playing. I just like single playing. 不，我不喜歡合奏，我喜歡聽獨(dú)奏

11、！南郭： (吃驚的）er er Yes, single playing is better. better. I will ask someone to play.啊！您，您，您喜歡獨(dú)，獨(dú)奏？?。—?dú)奏好啊，獨(dú)奏清新、悅耳我，我馬上就去叫人齊緡王：No, you can play for me! You are the best, arent you? 不必了，你不是竽隊(duì)第一高手嗎？你吹給我聽就可以了。南郭：Me? I I I cant. 啊，我，我，我不行啊齊緡王：What? You cant blow Yu? How come? 什么？你不行！你怎么了？??！南郭：（嚇的坐在地上）I, I, I blow , blow .我，我，我（抱起竽吹起來）（音樂起堵塞物紛紛飛出落下）（眾人大笑） 齊緡王：(大怒)damn it!（眾人安靜）Rubbish! You cheated all of us and my father! Kill him!你這個(gè)不學(xué)無術(shù)的家伙，濫竽充數(shù)，實(shí)在可惡！來人哪，推出去，殺！南郭： Your majesty. I am wrong. Let me go. Please, please.大王圣明，明察秋毫，小的知罪，饒了我吧 (南郭先生被侍衛(wèi)拖出去斬首， 只聽 啊的一聲。 侍衛(wèi)拖尸體下臺(tái)。)齊緡王：（面向大家）Will yo