比較短的英語笑話大全英語短篇笑話大全爆笑.doc

1、比擬短的英語笑話大全英語短篇笑話大全爆笑笑話是口頭或者書面的幽默語言。一方面，笑話可以使人輕松愉悅，忘記憂愁困擾;另一方面，一些笑話不僅搞笑，還能提醒發(fā)人深省的至理箴言。下面是WTT帶來的比擬短的英語笑話，!比擬短的英語笑話篇一The Lucky Cat 幸運(yùn)的貓“Father,” said Jim, running into the drawing-room, “ there's a big black cat in the dining-room.”“Never mind, Jimmy,” said his father drowsily1, “black cats are luc

2、ky.”“This one is, he's just had your dinner!”吉米跑進(jìn)客廳說：“爸爸，餐廳里有一只大黑貓!”他的父親懶洋洋得說：“沒關(guān)系，吉米，黑貓是幸運(yùn)貓呢?！薄八_實(shí)很幸運(yùn)：(因?yàn)?它剛把你的晚飯給吃了。”比擬短的英語笑話篇二What Does Want to Borrow 他到底想借什么Mr.Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?Mr.Smith: Yes.Mr.Johnson: Fine.Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won&#

3、39;t be needing it?約翰遜先生：今天下午你準(zhǔn)備用割草機(jī)嗎?史密斯先生：是的。約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網(wǎng)球拍，那我可以借用一下嗎?比擬短的英語笑話篇三The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a poli

4、tician.The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price.Is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.The Brain Surgeon replied, No, its not better, just unused.一個(gè)外科醫(yī)生正要作一個(gè)腦移植手術(shù)。 你可以從兩個(gè)腦子中選一個(gè)給你。醫(yī)生告訴病人，一個(gè)心理學(xué)家的大腦1000美元，一個(gè)政治家的大腦10000美元。 病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差異，政治家的大腦好一些嗎?他問。 醫(yī)生說：不是好一些，只是沒有用過。比擬

5、短的英語笑話篇四I Had to Change It Twice 不得不換兩次Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.法官：我真不明白你為什么連續(xù)三天夜里闖入同一家商店呢?犯人：噢，閣下，我為我妻子挑選了一件衣

6、服，因?yàn)樗偸遣幌矚g衣服的款式，所以,我才不得不去換了兩次。比擬短的英語笑話篇五The Bald Guy 禿頭老先生One day, he went out hunting with some friends.A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off.When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.The bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men.He said to his friends, “How can I e_pect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair wont stay there?”有一天，他和幾個(gè)朋友出去打獵。突然，刮起了大風(fēng)，把他的假發(fā)吹得無影無蹤。朋友們看到此情此景，樂得不行