英語(yǔ)劇本-孔雀東南飛

英語(yǔ)劇本——孔雀東南飛英語(yǔ)劇本——孔雀東南飛英語(yǔ)劇本——孔雀東南飛xxx公司英語(yǔ)劇本——孔雀東南飛文件編號(hào)：文件日期：修訂次數(shù)：第1.0次更改批準(zhǔn)審核制定方案設(shè)計(jì)，管理制度《孔雀東南飛》

焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)：程樂劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort)：康煜媛

焦母Johnny'smother(JMforshort)：艾宇飛劉母Lunch’smother(LM)&太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)：王飛強(qiáng)盜Burglars(ABandC)：王瑤，王飛，艾宇飛(J作被打狀跑上臺(tái),內(nèi)砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)

J:EverybodysaysthatI'mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小聲)whilemy

wifeisWuSong.

(指著上臺(tái)處的門大聲道)I’mnotafraidofyou!

(內(nèi)砸出一臉盆,J接住當(dāng)成盾牌護(hù)著頭)Then,I’mafraidofwhom

MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,

smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender

thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!

(內(nèi)又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)

Oh，MyLadyGaga!Whocanhelpme(

下)

Act1

(序幕結(jié)束時(shí),JM作竊聽狀)

JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!

(對(duì)門內(nèi))Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou

L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內(nèi)跳出來(lái)):I’mhere!What’supmum

JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland

dearestmother-in-law”.

L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup

JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,solazy……

L:But……

JM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall

daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken

and……

JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!

L(生氣地?fù)]動(dòng)著鍋鏟):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou(

開始解圍裙)Goandaskyourson.I’mleaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)Act2

(LM坐在臺(tái)上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)

L:Mum,I’mback!

LM:YouarebackWhyWhathappened

L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.

LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂禍的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon

marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten

tome.Lookatyourself……

L:But,mum……

LM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And

I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.

LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyourdaughter

Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo

andtellhim.(下)

L(驚愕):WhatThemayor’ssonThemostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood(手中的鍋

鏟掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)Act3

(J睡眼惺忪上)

J(邊走邊道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks

(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Heretheyare!(聞一下)Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!

(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.

(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來(lái))Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(撿起地上的圍

裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now

shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.

JM(上):Where’smybreakfastWhere’sLunchHasn’tshegotupyet

J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!

JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice

girl,goandtakeherback!

J(立正敬禮):Yesmadam!Act4

(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來(lái)三個(gè)強(qiáng)盜)

A:Heyyou!Stopandlistenttous!

Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)

B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)

C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)

AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!

J(搜遍了每一個(gè)口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is1maoenough

(三強(qiáng)盜暈倒?fàn)?，接著三人聚在一邊商?

A:Ungelivable!Thisguyisbroken!

B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!

C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand

robthewedding!

A&B:Goodidea!

J(驚訝):WhatWhatLunchisgoingtogetmarriedIt’simpossible!

AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!

J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!

(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo

withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.

B:Haveyougotanyexperience

J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)Act5

(轉(zhuǎn)眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風(fēng)發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺(tái))

(J和三強(qiáng)盜躍至臺(tái)中)

ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!

A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!

B:AndIplantedonetree.

C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---

J:Giveusallyourmoney!

(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)

L(驚喜萬(wàn)分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊并躲到了的身后)

(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來(lái)．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L暈倒)

J(火冒三丈):Howdareyo