摩登家庭第一季臺詞中英對照

摩登家庭第一季臺詞中英對照第一集

Don'tanswerit!I'llgetit!你們別管了

我來開門Hi.Hey,youmustbeDylan.你好

你一定是迪蘭吧-Hey.Dylan.Yeah.-I'mHaley'smother.-是的

迪蘭

-我是海莉的媽媽-Comeon.Let'sgo.-Okay.Um--我們走吧

-那個Hangononesecond.等一下Dylan,you'restillinhighschool?迪蘭

你還在念高中嗎-Yeah,I'masenior.-Asenior.Okay.Cool.-是，我高三了

-高三

很好Hey,Phil.Sweetie.Honey.HeisDylan,andheisasenior.菲爾親愛的

這是迪蘭

他讀高三Youhavetoscarehim.你得給他個下馬威Letmemeetthis"Playa."讓我瞧瞧這個花心大少PhilDunphy,yo.在下菲爾·鄧菲It'slikethat.Youjust-Youjuststaredownat'em,就是這樣

你只需死盯著他們看lettheeyesdothework.用眼神中的殺氣震住他們Yourmouthmightbesaying,"Hey,wecool,"你嘴上說著

沒問題butyoureyesarelike,"No,wenot."可你的眼神說

才怪"Nicetomeetyou.""No,it'snot."很高興見到你

才怪"It'sallgood."挺不錯嘛"No,it'snot."才怪-Okay,Iseeyoutwoguys--Wait,wait,wait.-我看你倆已經(jīng)

-等一下Youtwo-你們倆Youtwokeepitreal,knowwhatImean,son?你倆要坦誠相待

懂嗎

小子Notreally.不太懂-Please,stop.-That'scool.-求求你

別說了

-沒事-Ow.Oh,God!That'smyback.-Oh,honey.Sweetheart.-媽呀我的背

-親愛的Ow!Oh!Islippedinthebabyoil.我被嬰兒油滑倒了"Oh,whereyoufromoriginally?"你哪兒冒出來的啊"Icoulddefeatyouifitcametoaphysicalconfrontation."單挑的話

我輕而易舉就能放倒你Idon'tknowaboutthis.ShouldIcalladoctor?我不知道該怎么辦

要打電話叫醫(yī)生嗎No,no,no,no,no.Okay.不用不用

好了-You'reverystrong,homes.-Thanks.-小樣兒挺強壯的啊

-謝謝夸獎-Okay.Nice-Nicesoftlanding.-Thereyougo.-好

輕輕放下我

-好了-Okay,let'sgo.Comeon.-Iamonmysidethough.-行了我們走吧

-我還側(cè)躺著Sojustflipmerightback,andwe'regood.現(xiàn)在只需把我放平

就沒事了We'llbegood.就沒事了Ijustneedtogetflippedrightonmyback,只需要把我翻過來就行andweshouldbefine.So-就沒事了BrendaFeldman.布蘭達(dá)·費爾曼-Whatisthat?-ApoemIhavewrittenforBrendaFeldman.-你拿的什么

-我為布蘭達(dá)·費爾曼寫的詩Ofcourseitis.不用想也知道Iputmythoughtsintowordsandnowmywordsintoaction.我將心事化為文字

將文字用于行動Hey,I'llgiveyou50bucksnottodothis.你取消行動的話

我就給你50塊錢

I'm11yearsold.WhatamIgonnadowithmoney?我才11歲而已

要那么多錢干什么Whatareyougonnadowitha16-year-old?你這年紀(jì)要16歲的花姑娘又能干什么-He'slikeabullfighter.-Mmm.Youeverseeabullfight?-他就像個斗牛士

-你見過斗牛嗎Ican'twatchthis.-You'reinsuchabadmood.我看不下去了

-我知道你心情不好AndIknowwhy.It'sbecausethatmanthoughtyouweremyfather.我也知道原因

因為那人以為你是我爸爸-No.-Yes.-不是的

-就是-No.-Whenyousay"No"likethat,it'salways"Yes."-不是

-你這樣否認(rèn)時

就代表是Comeon.We'reinthemall.別這樣

我們都到商場了Let'sgetyou,like,someyoungerclothes.給你買點年輕的衣服吧-There'sastorethere.-Idon'tneedanyyoungerclothes.-那邊有家店

-我不需要年輕的衣服AndIdon'tcarewhatsomejackass我也不在乎那些inapairofrippedjeansthinksaboutme.穿著破牛仔褲的混蛋如何看我Good.Youshouldn't.沒錯

你不用在乎他們YoushouldonlycarewhatIthink.你只要在乎我的想法就行了Iloveyou,andIdon'tcarehowoldyouare.我愛你

我不在意你的年紀(jì)SostopbeingagloomygooseandstopbeingsohardonManny所以別郁悶了

對曼尼也別那么兇TheonlyreasonI'mhardonManny...我對曼尼嚴(yán)格只是因為IsjustbecauseIdon'twannaseehimmakeafoolofhimself.我不想讓他出洋相AndIcansmellthathairgooofhisfromhere.我從這兒都能聞到他的發(fā)膠味了Look,Idon'tknowwhat'sgonnahappentohimoverthere.我不知道他那里會發(fā)生什么Butyou'rehisfamilynow,andthatmeansonlyonething-可你是他的家人

這就意味著Youbethewindinhisback,notthespitinhisface.你只可背后送春風(fēng)

不可當(dāng)面唾其臉-What?-It'ssomethingmymomalwayssays.-啥玩意

-這是我媽常掛嘴邊的話It'sgorgeousinSpanish.用西班牙語說很華麗的Look,he'sthere.瞧

他來了-Shehasaboyfriend.-Oh,I'msorry,minino.

-她名花有主了

-真遺憾

小寶貝Igavehermyheart,我把心獻(xiàn)給了她shegavemeapictureofmeasanold-timesheriff.她卻還了一幅把我畫成老式警長的圖-Thatwasprettystupidofme,wasn'tit?-No,miamor.-我真傻是吧

-才不是呢小寶貝Itwasbrave.Right,Jay?Brave.你是勇氣可嘉

對吧

杰

勇氣可嘉W-Well,you'llknowbetternexttime.下次你就會進(jìn)步了Comeon.Let'sgetapretzel.來

我們買椒鹽卷去Mentira.Amesemegusta.沒事

我挺喜歡這畫的Uh,excuseme,sir.先生

不好意思Weaskthatallmall-walkersstaytotheright.在商場散步鍛煉的人必須靠右邊走Alex,getout!Mom!艾麗克斯

出去

媽媽你看她Alex,leaveyoursisteralone.艾麗克斯

別去煩你姐姐Iwasjustgettingmybook.Gosh.我只是進(jìn)去拿我的書而已

至于嗎Iknow,sweetie.Butyouneedtorespecttheirprivacy.我知道

親愛的

可你要尊重個人隱私-Whataretheydoingupthere?-Nothing.-他們在樓上干嘛呢

-沒干嘛L(fēng)yingonherbed,watchingamovie.躺在她床上并肩看電影Okay.Okay.很好

很好Um,I'mmakingacakefortonight.我在為今晚的聚餐準(zhǔn)備蛋糕Youwannahelpmewiththefrosting?你想幫我做糖霜嗎Sure.好啊So,youknow,ifHaleygotpregnant,要是海莉懷孕了wouldyoueverpretendshehasmonoforafewmonths,你會假裝她得了腮腺炎

請假在家andthen,like,telleveryonethebaby'syours?然后告訴別人那孩子是你的嗎-What?-Thissenioratschoolwas"Outsick"forfourmonths,-什么

-有個高中生請了4個月病假butJennaResnickswearsshesawherbreast-feeding可吉娜·瑞斯尼克發(fā)誓說看到她atacoin-opcarwash.在自助洗車站給孩子喂奶Buddy,whatareyouwearing?老弟

你穿了多少衣服啊-Nothing.-Uh-uh.Nojacket.-沒穿多少

-把外套脫了Onehat.只能戴一頂帽子Howmanypairsofunderweardoyouhaveon?你穿了幾條內(nèi)褲啊One.就條

Six.是條Firstofall,itwouldbereallycooltoseeHaleythatfat.首先

看海莉懷孕變胖還蠻爽的Andhowawesomewoulditbe更酷的是

tohaveafakelittlebrotherwho'sreallymynephew.多了個假弟弟

實際上是我親外甥Haleyisnotgettingpregnant.海莉才不會懷孕-Justsaying"If."-Iknow.-我只是說假如

-我知道AndIknowyouliketomaketroubleforyoursister,我知道你喜歡找你姐的茬兒butit'snotgonnaworkthistime.不過這次不管用了Youknowwhy?'Causeyoursister'sagoodgirl.知道為啥嗎

因為你姐是個好女孩Iknow.IwasjustlikeherwhenIwas-我明白

因為她和我當(dāng)年一模一...Iwantyoutoknow,I'mnotenjoyingthis.要知道

我也不想這么做Butthisisanimportantlessonthatyou'relearning.可你得吸取這個教訓(xùn)So,soakit.Keepit.所以

記好了

記住了You'retooclose.It'sgonnahurt.你站太近了

這樣會很疼的It'ssupposedtohurt.就是要你疼-Andwhyareyousmiling?-I'm-What?-你干嘛賤賤地笑

-我笑了嗎Oh,forgetit.Ican'tdothis.算了

我下不了手Thepointisyou'rescared.Ithinkyou'velearnedyourlesson.就是要讓你害怕

你已經(jīng)學(xué)到教訓(xùn)了Mom!Whatareyoudoing?媽

你干什么啊Oh,hey!Iwasjust,um,droppingoffsomelaundry.我是來放洗好的衣服-Isthisabadtime?-Yeah.-打擾到你們了嗎

-當(dāng)然Oh.Okay.那我走好了Uh,canyoushutthedoor,please?你能把門帶上嗎Actually,we'rejustgonnagoaheadandleavethatopen.我們還是讓門開著吧Why?為啥BecauseIhave,uh,seenthislittleshowbefore-因為這種場景我見多了Lyingonthebedwithatallsenior.和高大的學(xué)長共臥一塌Oneminuteyou'rejustfriends,watchingFalconCrest,上一秒還只是一起看《鷹冠莊園》的朋友andthenextyou'relyingunderneaththeairhockeytable下一秒你們就鉆進(jìn)游戲桌下withyourbrainyourpocket.寬衣解帶了Mom!媽媽-Youhitmybone!-Itwasanaccident!-你打到我的骨頭了

-純屬意外-Ithoughtyouweremyfriend!-Iamyourfriend.-我以為你是我哥們呢

-我是啊Dad!Dad,Dad.YouhavegottotalktoMom.爸爸

你必須和媽媽談?wù)凷heis,like,completelyfreakingoutandembarrassingme!她簡直是瘋了

而且丟盡了我的臉Honey,yourmomisn'talwaysascoolaboutthingsas-寶貝

你媽是不像你爸那么通情達(dá)理Whatiswiththisthing?這玩意怎么回事啊Mydad.我爸Uh,mydadstillisn'tcompletelycomfortablewiththis.我爸對這事還是不太習(xí)慣Um-He-Hestilldoesthisthing.It'sbeenfiveyearsnow.已經(jīng)過了5年了

他還是無法完全接受Andhestilldoesthisthingwhereheannounceshimself...每次他要進(jìn)入我和小卡在的房間時beforewalkingintoanyroomwe'rein...他都會先喊一聲justtomakesurehedoesn'thavetoeverseeuskiss.以防撞見我和小卡親嘴Wishmymotherhadthatsystem.要是我媽也有這個習(xí)慣就好了-Remember?-Notnow.-還記得嗎

-以后再說Istillcan'tbelieveyoudidthistome.我真不敢相信你這么對我Wouldyougetinthespiritofthings?It'sacelebration.你能高興點嗎

這是個慶祝會啊Oh,God.天啊-Okay,I'mgonnagogetLilyready.-Okay.-我去給莉莉打扮一下

-好-AndIwantyoutojustcomestraightoutwithit.-Allright.-我要你對他們實話實說

-好吧Okay.Youcandothis.聽話

你能做到的Yeah.Sportsguychestbump.來個運動員式的撞胸-No.-Sportsguychestbump.-不要

-來撞一個-Cam.Oh!Allright.Go-Doit.-小卡

好了

-上吧Sorry.抱歉-Howareyou?-Hi,guys.Hey.-你好啊

-大家好啊Thatlooksgood.Oh,thankyou.Thanks.看起來很美味啊

謝謝Don'tthankus.Openit.Dadiscomingrightbehind.不用謝

打開吧

爸爸后腳馬上就到Knock,knock!We'rehere.Comingin!有人嗎

我們要進(jìn)來了Don'tworry,Dad.Nothinggaygoingonhere.別擔(dān)心爸爸

我們沒在里面搞基MayItakeyourmulticoloredcoatandbejeweledcap?能幫你脫下這繽紛外套和閃亮小帽嗎-Yeah.Yeah.-Hey,Jay.-拿去吧

-杰你好啊-Gloria,hi.-Hi.-你好

歌洛莉亞

-你好-Howareyou?Hi,Dad.-Hi,Gloria.Howareyou?-老爸你還好嗎

-歌洛莉亞

你好-Oh,whatabeautifuldress.-Ay,thankyou,Phil.-裙子真漂亮

-謝謝你

菲爾[摸摸]Okay.好吧

Oh,hey,Phil.菲爾That'showshesays"Phil."Not"Feel."Phil.她是叫你名字

不是要你去摸-Sohowwasyourtrip?-Itwasgood.Itwasgoodactually.-旅行怎么樣

-挺好的

真的But,um,aboutthat,I-I關(guān)于這事havesomethingthatIneedtotellyouguys.我有些事要告訴你們Um-Uh,wedidn'tjustgotoVietnamforpleasure.我們?nèi)ピ侥喜还馐菫榱寺糜蜽e,uh,kindofhavesomebignews.我們有重要消息宣布Oh,God.IfCamcomesoutherewithboobs,I'mleaving.天啊

要是小卡隆了胸

我立馬走人-Dad.-Ihopehedidn'tembarrassyou,Mom.-爸爸

-我希望你的家長沒讓你覺得丟人

媽Oh,don'tmindher.Haleyhadherfirstboyovertoday...別管她

海莉今天首次帶男生回家AndPhilshothim.菲爾就給了他一槍Anyway,um,so,about-aboutayearago,總之

一年前CamandIstartedfeelingthislonging,youknow,小卡和我開始渴望有一個forsomethingmore,like,uh,maybeababy?有一個

孩子-Ooh,that'sabadidea.-Whatdoyoumean,"Badidea"?-這主意很糟糕

-你說糟糕是什么意思Well,kidsneedamother.孩子需要有媽媽Imeanifyoutwoguysarebored,getadog.如果你們倆無聊了

可以養(yǎng)條狗Okay,we'renotbored,Dad.我們不是閑得無聊

爸Isupportyou,Mitchell,eventhoughyou'renotmyson.我支持米奇爾

盡管你不是我親生的I-I-I-IthinkwhatDadistryingtosay...我覺得爸爸的意思是isthat,Mitchell,you'realittleuptight.米奇爾

你有點緊張兮兮的Kidsbringchaos,and-andyoudon'thandleitwell.孩子就意味著麻煩

你沒法處理這種事That'snotwhatDad'ssaying.爸爸可不是這個意思That'swhatyou'resaying.這是你的意思Andit'sinsultinginawholedifferentway.而且是從另一個角度羞辱了我Okay,people.Let'sall"Chillax."好了

各位都冷靜點-Hey,where'sUncleCameron?-Thankyou.Thankyou.-卡梅隆舅夫呢

-多謝多謝Someonewho'snotinsultingmenoticeshe'snothere.總算有人發(fā)現(xiàn)他不在了

而不是光羞辱我Oh,sothat'sthebigannouncement,huh?原來你的重要消息就是這個啊Youtwobrokeup.你倆分手了嗎Well-Well,ababywasn'tgonnahelpthatanyway.領(lǐng)養(yǎng)個孩子也挽救不了破裂的婚姻Andletmetellyou.You'rebetteroff,老實說

你們分了也好becausehewasabitofadramaqueen.他就喜歡小題大做No,no,no.Stop.Stop.No.不是的

打住

打住Youcomeintomyhouseandyouinsultmeandmyboyfriend,你們到我家來

還羞辱我和我的男朋友who,bytheway,isnotthatdramatic-而且他才沒有小題大做Weadoptedababy.我們領(lǐng)養(yǎng)了一個寶寶HernameisLily.她名叫莉莉-Exciting!-Justturnitoff.激動吧

-停下來Ican'tturnitoff.It'swhoIam.我停不下來

這就是我的個性-Themusic.-Oh,yes,themusic.-我是說音樂

-關(guān)音樂啊ComesayhitoLily.來和莉莉打招呼吧Ay,mirenalaprincesita.看看這個小公主Thelittleprincess.真是個小公主-She'ssocute!-Thankyou.-她好可愛

-多謝夸獎Letmeseeher.Letmeseeher.讓我看看

讓我看看Hithere,Lily.你好啊

莉莉"Lily."Isn'tthatgonnabehardforhertosay?莉莉

對她來說不是很難發(fā)音嗎-Phil.-Excuseme.-菲爾打住

-我說Okay,I-I-IknowthatIsaidIthoughtthiswasabadidea.我知道我說了領(lǐng)養(yǎng)這個主意很糟糕But,uh,whatdoIknow?可我又懂什么呢Imean,it'snotlikeIwrotethebookonfatherhood.我也不是個模范父親Beentryingallmylifetogetitright.I'mstillscrewingup.一輩子都想做好爸爸

可我還是搞砸了-Right,Manny?-Iwroteasongaboutitinthecar.-對吧曼尼

-我在車上為此寫了首歌Ofcourseyoudid.意料之中Anyway,I'mhappyforyou.不管怎樣

我為你們感到高興And,uh,youshouldknowthat,uh,你們要知道I'mnotheretospitinyourface,我不是來唾你們臉的I'mhereto...blowatyourback.

我是來給你們

吹吹后背春風(fēng)的-Idon'tunderstandwhatthatmeans.-Idon't-

-我不懂你的意思

-我也不懂Well,it's-it'ssupposedtosoundbetterinSpanish.這話用西班牙語說比較好聽Oh,that'sbeautiful.That'sreallynice.真好聽

真美Andthankyoutoo.也謝謝你Anyhow,Mitch,uh-總之

米奇No,Dad,it's-