百萬英鎊英語劇本

百萬英鎊英語劇本TheOneMillionPoundBankNoteOwner(O):靜Henry(H):芫W(wǎng)aiter(W):云Hostess(Ho):同(Wizard:同)Policeman(P1):媛Portia—theex-girlfriendofHenry(P2):瓏Scene1[Aftergettingthemoney,Henrywantstofindawife.Thenhegoestoaskthewizard]Wizard:Youngman,whatdoyouwanttoknow?Henry:Iwonderwhenandwhereicanfindmytruelove.Wizard:Letmesee....er..Thereisaplaceyouneedtogo.Turnrightatthecrossing,you'llseearestaurantcalledWearechicken.There,youcanfindyourtruelove.Scene2O:Welcome!That'sone'sreserved.Thiswayplease.Takethisgentleman'sorder,Horace.Ho:(Runoverandstandby）H:(sitdownandbringouttheenvelope)I'dlikesomehamandeggs,andanicebigsteak.Makeitveryveryverythick.I'dalsolikeacupofcoffee.W:(lookatHenryupanddown)Wellsir,iamafraiditwillcostalargeamountofmoney.H:Iunderstand.Besides,i'dlikealargeglassofbeer.W:alright.(Thewaiterleavesandsooncomesbackwithallthefood)H:[Gulpingdownfood）Ho:Lookatthewolfsittingthere.O:i'mafraidihavetogotothemarkettogetmorefoodifeveryoneeatslikehim！H:Samethingsagainplease!W:Again?Everything?H:Anythingwrong?W:No,notatall.(turntotheowner)Heisaskingformoreofthesame!O:Wellit'swellknownthatAmericansliketoeatalot.Goaheadandlethimhaveit.(Henryfinishesallthethings)W:(readingthebill)Wellletmesee...Youhaveeatentwoordersofhamandeggs,twoextrathicksteak...unbelievable...twolargeglassesofbeer,twocupsofcoffee,andtwodesserts!!H:(lookattheclockonthewall)Couldyoupleasewaitforafewminutes?W:(veryangry,shout)what'stheretowaitfor?O:AlrightHorace,i'lltakecareofthis.H:It'sawonderfulmeal.Ihaven'teatensomuchsinceiwasborn.O:Yep,veryinteresting.But,sir,ifyoupayyourbill,icanhelptheothercustomers.H:Well,it'stwoo'clock.(opentheenvelopeanunbelievableexpressiononface,theownerandwaiterareshocked,thehostessscreamssharply.allsay"unbelievable")W:Is...isittrue?Ican'tbelievemyeyes!H:I....Iamverysorry,butidon'thaveany...anysmaller.O:(stillnervousandshocked)Mydearcustomer,justwaitforafewminutes.(runtowardshostess)Theguy!sittingthere!tomysurprise!hehasmuchmoney!Ho:Yes!Isawtheonemillionpoundbanknote！Andidon'tthinkitisfake！！O:Ohmysweetheart.Ifwegetit,wenolongerhavetorunthisterriblerestaurant！I'vehadenough!Ho:Yes!Andicanbuybagsandwhateverilike??！[lookatthepoison，bothlaughloudly.thesametime,Portiaheardallthethings]Portia:Ohmygod!Scene3[Hostessandownergooutofthekitchen]Ho:Givethisappletotheman.Tellhimthatitisagift.W:Ourdearhostesssentthisappletoyou.H:(holdtheapple)It'sverykindofyou![Portiastandupwithanger]Portia:(shoutloudly)Don'teatit!It'spoisonous!H:Youjustenvymethaticanhavesuchabeautifulandbigapple!Butit'smine![Henryeatsit]H:hhhhhhhhhh....iamthewinnerhhhhhh…er？？[Henryfaints]Portia:Whatthehelldidyoudo?[Hostessandownertakethebanknote,laughloudly.]Portia:(crying)Oh,whatshouldido?W：（appear）W:Justlikewhatthefairytalesays,allheneedsisatruelovekiss.Now,it'suptoyou.Portia:Justakiss?Howdoyouknow?W:[putupthebook]Y'dbettertrustme.Portia:Alright,icandoit!H:No,thanks.[spittheappleout]H&O:What?Portia:iheardyourconversation,andihavealreadycalledthe911.It'over.Policeman:Openthedoor!Everyoneputsyourhandsup!You,yougowithme![PolicemantakesH&Oout]H:Becauseofthebanknote,ialmostlostmylife.Ifthemoneybringsmesomuchtrouble,i'dbetterdestroyit!Scene5H:Mayiaskyouaquestion?Doyous