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BigbangPart1-Penny：Hi,guys.Lookslikeyou'vebeentotherenaissancefair...I'mhoping.Youguys,thisismyfriendEric.伙計(jì)們。好像你們剛才去文藝復(fù)興集會(huì)了…我希望是?；镉?jì)們，這是我的朋友Eric。-Leonard：So,yeah,goodtoseeyou.很高興見到你。-Penny：It'sgoodtoseeyou,too.Weshouldprobablygo.Bye,guys.我也是。我們應(yīng)該走了。大家再見。-Man：Ilikeyourhat.我很喜歡你的帽子。-Howard：Thanks,mymommadeit.Pennywithanewguy,tri-awkward.謝謝，是我媽做的。Penny有了新男友，非常尷尬。-Leonard：Itwasn'tawkward.Itwasn'tfun.Besides,what'sthebigdeal?Wedated,westoppeddating,andnowwe'rebothmovingon.沒什么尷尬的，不過也不算好玩。再說了，有什么關(guān)系？我們約會(huì)過而現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)不約會(huì)了，我們都有了新發(fā)展。-Raj：Bymovingon,Doyoumeanshe'sgoingoutwithothermenandyouspenttheafternoonmaking15th-centurysoapwithWolowitz?你說的發(fā)展的意思是不是指當(dāng)她和另外一個(gè)男人約會(huì)的時(shí)候，你卻整個(gè)下午都在和Wolowitz做十五世紀(jì)的肥皂。-Leonard：Canwepleasejustgoin?Mychainmail'sstuckinmyunderwear.我們快點(diǎn)進(jìn)去好嗎？我的鎖子甲被夾在內(nèi)褲里了。Part2-Leonard：Youknowwhat,I'mhappythatPenny'smovingon.你們知道嗎，我很高興Penny有了新發(fā)展。Itgivesmethefreedomtomoveonmyself.這樣我就可以自由前進(jìn)了。-Howard：Areyousayingthatyou'vebeenholdingback?你的意思是你一直以來都在躊躇？-Leonard：Ofcourse.Outofrespect.當(dāng)然，出于對她的尊敬。-Howard：So,howdoyouexplainthetenyearsbeforePenny?那么在Penny之前的十年你怎么解釋？-Raj：Whowereyourespectingthen?那時(shí)候你在尊敬誰？-Leonard：Well,I'vedatedplentyofwomen.TherewasJoyceKim...LeslieWinkle...我和很多女人約會(huì)過啊。有JoyceKim...LeslieWinkle...-Sheldon：NotifytheeditorsoftheOxfordEnglishdictionary.通知一下牛津詞典的編者。Theword"plenty"hasbeenredefinedtomean"two."“許多”這個(gè)詞被重新定義為"二個(gè)"。-Leonard：Whataboutthatgirllastyearatic-con?去年那個(gè)在動(dòng)漫展里的那個(gè)女孩呢？-Raj：Doesn'tcount.不算。-Leonard：Whynot?為什么？-Raj：Whathappensincostumeatic-constaysatic-con.在動(dòng)漫展服裝扮演里發(fā)生的事情只是動(dòng)漫展的事情。-Howard：You'reonlysayingthatbecauseofwhathappenedtoyou.你這樣說只是因?yàn)槟愕哪羌隆?Leonard：Whathappenedtoyou?什么事？-Raj：Nothinghappenedtome.沒什么。-Howard：Itwasn'tyourfault,Raj.HewasdressedasagreenOrionslavegirl.這不是你的錯(cuò)Raj。他只是打扮成了綠色的獵戶座女奴。-Raj：Howdidwegetonme?!WeweremockingLeonardfornotmovingon.Dude,youhavetotallynotmovedon.怎么開始說我了？我們不是在嘲笑Leonard嗎。老兄你完全是在原地踏步啊。-Leonard：Yes,IhavePart3Sheldon：Wo

de

zing

shi

Sheldon.

我的字是

Sheldon。

-Howard：No,

it's

"Wo

de

ming

zi

shi

Sheldon."

不，應(yīng)該是"我的名字是Sheldon"。

-Sheldon：Wo

de

ming

zi

shi

Sheldon.

我的名字是

Sheldon。

-Howard：What's

this?

這是什么?

-Sheldon：That's

what

you

did.

那不是跟你學(xué)的嗎?

I

assumed

as

in

a

number

of

languages,

that

the

gesture

was

part

of

the

phrase.

我以為在許多種語言當(dāng)中手勢也是表達(dá)的一部分。

-Howard：Well,

it's

not.

好吧，這里不是。

-Sheldon：How

am

I

supposed

to

know

that?

我怎么會(huì)知道那個(gè)?

As

the

teacher,

it's

your

obligation

to

separate

your

personal

idiosyncrasies

from

the

subject

matter.作為一個(gè)老師，將所教內(nèi)容

與你的特異習(xí)慣分開是你的責(zé)任。

-Howard：You

know,

I'm

really

glad

you

decided

to

learn

Mandarin.

知道嗎，你決定學(xué)普通話我真的非常高興。

-Sheldon：Why?

為什么?

-Howard：Once

you're

fluent,

you'll

have

a

billion

more

people

to

annoy

instead

me.

等你說流利了，

你可以去騷擾十多億人，我就解放了。

-Leonard：Hey.

嘿。

-Sheldon：Mei

du

lui

zi.

梅毒驢子。

-Howard：You

just

called

Leonard

a

syphilitic

donkey.

你剛剛把Leonard叫成了一頭患了性病的驢子。

-Sheldon：My

apologies,

Leonard.

I'm

only

as

good

as

my

teacher.

很抱歉Leonard，我無法超越我的老師的水平。

-Leonard：Why

are

you

learning

Chinese?

你為什么要學(xué)中文?

-Sheldon:I

believe

the

Szechuan

Palace

has

been

passing

off

orange

chicken

as

tangerine

chicken,

and

I

intend

to

confront

them.

我認(rèn)為老四川餐館一直在用橙皮雞柳冒充陳皮雞柳,

我打算去和他們對質(zhì)。

-Leonard:If

I

were

you,

I'd

be

more

concerned

about

what

they're

passing

off

as

chicken.

如果我是你，我會(huì)更關(guān)心他們用什么東西冒充了雞柳。

-Penny：I

need

to

use

your

window.

借你們的窗子用一下。

-Leonard：Oh,

hey.

Yeah,

No,

sure.

Go

ahead.

哦，嘿，耶，不，當(dāng)然，請便。

-Penny：Hey,

jerk

face,

you

forgot

your

iPod!嘿，變態(tài)，你忘了你的iPod!

-Leonard：What's

going

on?

出什么事了?

-Penny:Oh,

I'll

tell

you

what's

going

on.

That

stupid

self-centered

bastard

wrote

about

our

sex

life

in

his

blog!Drop

dead,

you

stupid

self-centered

bastard!Thank

you.

噢，讓我告訴你出了什么事。

那個(gè)自以為是的蠢貨把我們床事寫到他的博客上!

砸死你，你這個(gè)自以為是的混蛋蠢貨!

謝謝。

-Sheldon：Okay,

where

were

we?

好，我們講到哪了?

-Howard：Not

now.

I

have

a

blog

to

find.

現(xiàn)在不行，我要找一個(gè)博客。Part4Sheldon:Howard,

I'm

going

to

need

another

Mandarin

lesson.

I

obviously

didn't

make

my

point

with

those

people.

Howard我需要再上一堂中文課。

很明顯我沒能向那群人清楚地表達(dá)我的意思。

-Howard：For

God's

sake,

Sheldon,

if

you

don't

like

the

tangerine

chicken,看在上帝的份上，don't

order

the

tangerine

chicken.

Sheldon

，如果你不喜歡陳皮雞柳，那就別點(diǎn)陳皮雞柳。

-Sheldon：I

like

tangerine

chicken,

I'm

just

not

getting

tangerine

chicken我喜歡陳皮雞柳，我只是買不到陳皮雞柳。

-Leonard：Can

we

please

change

the

subject?

我們能不能換個(gè)話題?

-Raj:Sure.

Tell

us

again

how

you

screwed

up

and

got

Penny

back

together

with

her

old

boyfriend.

當(dāng)然。再說一遍你是怎么腦殘地把Penny和她前男友勸回到一塊去的。

-Leonard：Just

roll

the

dice.

擲你的骰子吧。

-Raj：Enslaved

by

warlocks.

Stay

here

until

you

roll

two,

four

or

six.

被黑暗術(shù)士奴役直到擲出2、4

或6方能前進(jìn)。

-Leonard:She

was

mad

at

him!

She

was

done

with

him!

The

relationship

was

broken

beyond

repair

,and

I

walked

over

there,

and

I

fixed

it.

她本來很恨他的!

她和他徹底完了的!

他們的關(guān)系已經(jīng)不可能修復(fù)了，結(jié)果我走過去，搞得他們和好了。

-Howard：Boy,

that

story

gets

better

every

time

you

hear

..

老兄，每次聽那個(gè)故事都會(huì)覺得更精彩...

-Sheldon:Actually,

I

thought

the

first

two

renditions

were

far

more

pelling.

Uh,

previously,

I

felt

sympathy

for

the

Leonard

character,

now

I

just

find

him

to

be

whiny

and

annoying.

事實(shí)上我覺得前兩個(gè)版本更引人入勝一些。

呃，之前我覺得非常同情Leonard這個(gè)角色，

現(xiàn)在我只覺得他又嘮叨又煩人。

-Leonard：Eat

your

tangerine

chicken.

吃你的陳皮雞柳去。

-Sheldon：I'd

love

to,

but

I

don'

have

tangerine

chicken.

我很想但我根本沒有陳皮雞柳。

-Penny：Thank

you

so

much

for

your

stupid

advice!

多虧了你愚蠢的建議!

-Raj：Incredible.

You

managed

to

screw

up

the

screw-up.

難以置信，你能把搞砸的事再搞砸一次。Part5Sheldon:Show

me

your

citrus

peels.

citrus

Gei

wo

kan

ni

de

jud

zi

pee.

Show

me

your

citrus

peels.

Gay

wo

kan

ni

de

jud

zi

pee.

Show

me

your...

-Penny：Sheldon?

Sheldon?

-Sheldon：Ai

yah!Xia

si

wo

le.

哎呀!嚇?biāo)牢伊恕?/p>

-Penny：I'm

sorry.

Look,

do

you

have

a

second?

對不起。

一會(huì)兒

聽著，你有空嗎?

-Sheldon：A

second

what,

pair

of

underwear?

多余的什么，一套內(nèi)衣?

-Penny：I

was

just

wondering

if

I

could

talk

to

you.

It's

about

Leonard.

我只是想和你談?wù)劇?/p>

是關(guān)于Leonard。

-Sheldon：Why

me?

Why

not

Koothrappali

or

Wolowitz?

為什么是我?

為什么不找Koothrappali

或者Wolowitz?

-Penny：Well,

Raj

can't

talk

to

me

unless

he's

drunk,

and

Wolowitz

is,

you

know,

disgusting.

Raj除非喝醉酒不然沒辦法跟我說話，

而Wolowitz有點(diǎn)，你知道，有點(diǎn)惡心。

-Sheldon：Yes,

I

suppose

he

is

是的，我覺得也是。(10minutespassed...)-Sheldon：...and

until

recently

I

had

no

idea

that

despite

his

lactose

intolerance,

he

can

tolerate

small

amounts

of

non-fat

ice

cream....而且直到最近我才知道，他雖然患有乳糖耐受不良

(一種對奶制品不能消化吸收的先天性疾病)。

他卻可以吃少量的脫脂冰激凌。-Penny：Leonard

might

e

home.

Leonard

Can

we

talk

in

my

apartment?

可能快回來了。能到我的公寓里談嗎?

-Sheldon：We're

not

done?

還沒說完?

-Penny：No.

沒有。

-Sheldon：Eh,

why

not?We're

already

through

the

looking

glass

anyway.

哎呀，好吧。

反正也不是沒去過-PennyOkay,

so

here's

the

thing...

I

guess

you're

aware

that

Leonard

asked

me

out.

So

I've

known

for

a

while

now

that

Leonard

has

had

a

little

crush

on

me...

好的，事情是這樣的...

我猜你知道Leonard約我出去了。我剛剛知道Leonard

對我有點(diǎn)意思...

-Sheldon：A

little

crush?

Well,

I

suppose

so--

in

the

same

way

Menelaushad

a

"little

crush"

on

Helen

of

Troy.

有點(diǎn)意思?

可能吧--

就像梅涅勞斯(斯巴達(dá)王)

對特洛伊的海倫娜也"有點(diǎn)意思"。-Penny：Idon’tcare.Idon’tcare.Thepointis,Sheldon,

do

you

have

anything

to

say

that

has

anything

to

do

with,

you

know,

what

I'm

talking

about?

Sheldon你想的話里有沒有和...你知道和我說的事有關(guān)系的?

-SheldonJust

like

Schrodinger's

cat,

It

is

only

by

opening

the

box

that

you'll

find

out

which

it

is.

就像"薛定鍔貓態(tài)"一樣。

只有打開盒子你才知道到底是怎么樣的