老友記第一季第一集臺詞以及講解

1、丁小文：Rachel王潤苗：Monica朱楠楠：Phoebe宋明冬：Chandler劉阿慶：Ross楊鵬：JoeyScene: Central Park, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.Central Park: 中央公園，坐落于紐約曼哈頓市中心 -Monica: Theres nothing to tell! Hes just some guy I work with!沒什么好說的！他不過是我的同事！-Joey: Cmon, youre going out with the guy! Theres gotta be somethin

2、g wrong with him!少來了，你和那個人一起出去！和你交往的男人一定有問題！-Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?打住，Joey，嘴下留德。他駝背？既駝背又帶假發(fā)？-Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?慢著，他吃粉筆嗎？ (They all stare, bemused.)stare: 盯，凝視 bemuse: 發(fā)呆 -Phoebe: Just, cause, I dont want her to go through what

3、 I went through with Carl- oh!我只是不想她重蹈我和Carl的覆轍。-Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. Its just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.各位別急，這不算約會。我們不過是出去吃晚餐，而且沒做愛。-Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.聽起來好像是說我的約會。 Time Lapselapse: 飛逝 -Chandler: Alright, so Im back in high

4、school, Im standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.記得中學時代的夢，我站在自助餐廳，突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己全身赤裸。-All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.我做過那樣的夢。-Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize theres a phone. there.我低頭一看，看見有一支電話在那兒。-Joey: Instead of.?而不是？-Chandler: Thats right.沒錯。-Joey: Never had

5、that dream.我沒做過那樣的夢-Phoebe: No.沒有。-Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I dont know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.那支電話突然響起，而我不知道怎么辦，每個人都開始望著我。-Monica: And they werent looking at you before?!他們以前不看你嗎？！-Chandler: Finally, I figure Id better answer it, and it turns out

6、its my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!終于，我認為我應(yīng)該接，結(jié)果是我媽打來，我感到很奇怪，因為我媽不曾打過電話給我！ Time Lapse, Ross has entered.enter: 進來 -Ross: (mortified) Hi.嗨。-Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. wanna=want to 僅用口語這家伙向我打招呼時我就想自殺。-Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?你還好吧？-Ross: I j

7、ust feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck.我感覺有人把手伸入我的喉嚨，抓起我的腸子，從我的口中取出，然后綁在我脖子上【大話西游里面一開始孫猴子發(fā)狠就是這樣子講的，不知道是誰抄襲誰，這里Ross用來形容妻子Carol是Lesbian并同他離婚后的心情?！?Chandler: Cookie?餅干？-Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved

8、 her stuff out today.Carol今天把她的東西搬走了。-Joey: Ohh.哦-Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.我?guī)湍闩荼Х?Ross: Thanks. 謝謝-Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) 哦-Ross: No, no dont! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?【然后當Ross坐下來之后，旁邊的Phoebe想幫Ro

9、ss除下晦氣（Phoebe就是這么的相信神鬼之說）】不要別清理我的靈氣?？墒莿e碰我的靈氣就是了。 -Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!好吧，保持晦氣！-Ross: Ill be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope shell be very happy.我會沒事的，真的，我祝她幸福。-Monica: No you dont.不，你不會的。-Ross: No I dont, to hell with her, she left me!我不會的，去她的，她甩掉我！-Joey: And you never knew she was a lesb

10、ian.而且你一直都不知道她是女同性戀者。-Ross: No! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didnt know, how should I know?【W(wǎng)hy does everyone keep fixating on that?意思是為什么你們總是提起那件事呢？因為Joey又提到了Ross妻子Carol是lesbian的事兒，Ross非常惱火，于是冒出這樣一句】沒有！行了吧？！為何大家都圍著這個話題打轉(zhuǎn)？連她不知道，我怎會知道。-Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian

11、. (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?有時真希望自己也是個女同志。我剛剛大聲說出來了嗎？-Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.昨晚我告訴我父母，他們好像還挺好。-Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M.,真的嗎，凌晨三點我接到一個電話，一個女人歇斯底里地向我哭訴，Ill never have

12、 grandchildren, Ill never have grandchildren. was what? A wrong number? grandchildren: 孫兒女們“我不能抱孫子了，我不能抱孫子了?！蹦鞘鞘裁矗看蝈e了？-Ross: Sorry. 對不起-Joey: Alright Ross, look. Youre feeling a lot of pain right now. Youre angry. Youre hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?別悶悶不樂了，Ross。你現(xiàn)在很痛苦。你一肚子火,心如刀割。我能告訴你解決

13、之道嗎？ (Ross gestures his consent.)-Joey: Strip joint! Cmon, youre single! Have some hormones!脫衣舞酒店。你單身，有性需求。-Ross: I dont want to be single, okay? I just. I just- I just wanna be married again!我不想單身的。我只想再結(jié)婚。 (Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)-Chandler: And I just wa

14、nt a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)我只想要一百萬！-Monica: Rachel?!Rachel?-Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God!天啊，Monica，謝天謝地！I just went to your building and you werent there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!我到過你的住處，你不在。有個拿著一根大榔頭的人說你可能會在這兒，

15、結(jié)果你真的在這兒。-Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?來杯咖啡嗎？-Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.無咖啡因的,各位，她叫Rachel，另一位從林肯高中生存下來的人。(to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross

16、?這位叫Chandler，Phoebe，Joey。還記得我哥Ross嗎？-Rachel: Hi, sure!當然，嗨。-Ross: Hi. 嗨(They go to hug but Rosss umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)-Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for wet bridesmaids

17、? wanna= want to bridesmaids: 伴娘你想現(xiàn)在告訴我們，還是等伴娘來再說？-Rachel: Oh God. well, it started about a half hour before the wedding.婚禮前半個小時發(fā)生了變數(shù)。I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents,我在堆放禮物的房間里，and I was looking at this gravy boat.看著船形鹵肉盤，This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat.非常漂亮的船形鹵肉盤，Wh

18、en all of a sudden突然間. (to the waitress that brought her coffee)waitress: 女服務(wù)員-Rachel: Sweet n Low?低糖嗎？I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry!我了解船形鹵肉盤此Barry更能引起我的“性趣”And then I got really freaked out,我自己都嚇了一跳，and thats when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.Barry愈看愈像豬頭先生。You know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar,我一直都認為他很眼熟。but. Anyway, I just had to get out of there,總之,我必須離開。and I started wondering Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?.我開始想，我為何這么做？我為誰這樣做？(to Monica) So anyway I just did