Upright《立式鋼琴（2019）》第一季第三集完整中英文對照劇本

（前情提要）Ithinkmybrother'sgotacrushonyou.我覺得我哥哥喜歡你那很方便That'sconvenient.聽著，我要回家看望我的家人LookIamgoinghometoseemyfamily這件事讓我恐慌發(fā)作andtheprospectwasgivingmepanicattacks.我把藥弄丟了Ilostmypills,所以我們要去奧古斯塔港再弄一些sowe'regoingtoPortAugustatogetsomemore.怎麼受傷的？?游泳…Howdidyoudoit?-Swimming...打籃網(wǎng)球Playingnetball.你知道這是違法的，對吧？Youknow,thisisillegal,don'tyou?偷一個處方Stealingaprescription?我怎麼知道你能照顧好那個女孩？HowdoIknowyoucanlookafterthatgirl?她是堅不可摧的，老兄She'sindestructible,dude.快點，白♥癡♥!Hurryup,dickhead!回來！Comebackhere!如果你知道你在聽什麼你就能知道即將到來的事Canhearwhat'scomingifyouknowwhatyou'relisteningfor.我媽快死了Mymum'sdying.你能聽到這個？Youcanhearthat?等等…Holdon...我得去把酒斟滿I'vegottachargemyfuckingglass.把你們的酒斟滿…Chargeyourglasses...charge...chargeyourglasses.可惡Shit.幸運仔！發(fā)動車子！Lucky!Startthecar!什麼？-發(fā)動該死的車子！What?-Startthefuckingcar!什麼…為什麼？?快去！他們拿了我的錢包Whatdo...W-why?-Go!They'vegotmywallet.你怎麼知道？?快去！上車！Howdoyouknow?-Go!Getinthecar.這是小卡車It'saute.你們拿了我們的錢包嗎？Haveyougotourwallet?該死，也許他們搞錯了Fuck.Maybetheymadeamistake.該死的安全帶■快走，發(fā)動車子！Just...Fuckingseatbelt.-Justfuckinggo.Startthecar.別吼我了！我要走了，該死Stopyellingatme!I'mgoing.Fuck.開快點Go.Gofaster.開快點！Gofaster!即使他們拿走了你的錢包Eveniftheydohaveyourwallet,如果我們追上了，你打算怎麼做？whatisyourplanifwecatchuptothem?我會拿回我的錢包Illgetmywalletback.哦，不好意思？我想你們可能Oh..."Excuseme?Ithinkyoumighthavemistaken錯把我朋友的粉色錢包當成你們的了"“myfriendspinkpurseforyourpinkpurse."你能閉上嘴開快點嗎？Couldyoushutupanddrivefaster?我還是不明白你為什麼Don'tunderstandwhyyoutookthepursewithyou要帶著錢包去廁所tothelooanyway.我的棉條在桂面！Well,ithadmytamponsinit.而且你生什麼氣？又不是你的錢Besides,howcanyoubepissedoff?Itrsnotyourmoney.這是我們的交易-什麼交易？Thatwasthedeal,-Whatdeal?我開車載你，然后你….然后我…ThatIdriveyouandyou...-AndI...什麼？支付所有的費用？What?Payforeverything?是啊…我當然會還你錢Yes.Well,yes,andIpayyouback,obviously.哦，是啊，我記得那一筆交易Ohyeah.Irememberthatdeal.那是一筆…沉默的交易Itwasjust...silentdeal.哦，是啊，那一筆，好的Ohyeah,thatone.OK.Yep.在我們的對話中暗示的Impliedintheconversationwehad.該死…就好像…Fuck.Oh,actlike...可惡…條子！-怎麼了…Ohshit!Shit,shit,shit,shit.There*scops!我們不會停下來Wearenotstopping.好的，所以我是你女兒-不，別再來這招了OK,soI'myourdaughter.-No,donotstartthatagain.我不會對警♥察♥說謊I'mnotlyingtothepolice.我沒有做錯任何事，我為什麼要撒謊？Ihaven'tdoneanythingwrong.WhyshouldIlie?因為如果你不這麼做Becauseifyoudon't,他們就會打電♥話♥給我真正的爸爸thenthey'llwanttocallmyrealdad.那又怎樣？So?他以為我在朋友家So,hethinksI'matafriend*shouse.在卡林古納■什麼？InKaringuna-What!他不知道我要去媽媽家，對吧？Well,hedoesn*tknowthatI'mgoingtoMum's,doeshe.我的天啊，搞什麼鬼，梅格JesusChrist.Shittinghell,Meg.所以這是誰的小卡車？So,whoseuteisthis?這是馬迪的，我哥哥It'sMatty's,mybrothers.嗨…警官Hi...Officer.嗨-抱歉Hi.-Sorry.你知道你的時速是145公里嗎，朋友？Areyouawarethatyouweregoinga145kmanhour,mate?不，我…No,Idid...我…對，我很抱歉-哇I...Right.Tmsosorry.-Wow.對不起，你被罰款500元，扣三分Sorryyougota$500fineandthreedemeritpoints.你是車主嗎，先生？Youtheownerofthisvehicle,sir?不，其實是我從一個朋友那貍借的No,actually,Iborroweditoffamate.這樣我就可以…搬運我女兒的鋼琴SothatIcould,youknow,movethe...mydaughter'spiano.是啊，我們注意到鋼琴了Yeah,wenoticedthepiano.我以前拉過中提琴Iusedtoplaytheviola.中提琴很棒…?朋友的名字？Violasarelovely--Mate'sname?哦-這輛車的主人Oh.-Theownerofthevehicle.是的，馬迪…?馬修亞當斯Yes,Matty...-MatthewAdams.馬修亞當斯MatthewAdams.馬修亞當斯MatthewAdams.亞當斯…請出示駕照Adams...Licence,please.啊，是的Ah,Yes.百視達卡Blockbuster.該清理舊的…Needtocleanouttheold...錢包了wall-et.不會太久的Thiswon'ttakelong.謝謝你Thankyou.我們完蛋了Wearesoscrewed.我每次聽你的話…EverytimeIlistentoawordyousay...我不聽…?你叫我開快點I'mnotlistening.-YousaidIshouldgofast.哈嘴?弗林先生Hello.-MrFlynn.嗨，警官?很抱歉這樣對你Hiofficer.-Sorrytodothistoyou.但…我是你的大粉絲But…I'msuchabigfan.2007年，我在墨爾本看到犬沼為Jet樂隊開場IsawDogswampopenforJetinMelbournein2007.2006年■沒錯…6.2006.-Yeah,yeah,yeah.真是一場精采的演出Suchagreatgig.你從舞臺上摔下來，記得嗎？Youfelloffthestage,remember?我應(yīng)該是跳下來Ijumped,Ithink.是啊，沒錯Yeah,right.你和你哥哥，你們是怎麼了？Youandyourbro,whathappenedwithyouguys?我是說你們就這麼停了Imeanyoujuststopped.是啊Yeah.那是一個有趣的老行業(yè)It'safunnyoldindustry是啊Yeah.不，今早我看到你們離開房♥車公園時Na,whenIsawyouguysleavethecaravanparkthismorning,我就知道我認得這張臉I(yè)knewIknewthatface.現(xiàn)在你在這桂，這種可能性有多大?。緼ndnowyou'rehere.Whatarethechances?很小，但不是很離譜Slim,butnotoutrageous.我可以…CouldI...我知道這很不專業(yè)Iknowit'stotallyunprofessional你也不能告訴任何人這件事andyoucan'ttellanyonethiseverhappened.絕對不會-我可以拍張照嗎？No.Definitely.-CouldIgetaphoto.當然可以…■太棒了Yesofcourse.Course.-Awesome.哦■啊，警♥察♥去死Ooh.-Ah,fuckthepolice.是啊,警♥察♥去死Yeah,fuckthepolice.我不是…那只是一首歌♥Imean,not...Justthesong.我女兒喜歡拍照，你想讓她拍一張嗎？Mydaughterlovestakingphotos.Doyouwanthertotakeone?拜^了-很好Yesplease.-Thatrsgood給你，親爰的，你想幫我們拍張照嗎…Hereyougodarling,doyouwanttotakeaphotoofmeandthe...謝謝你，親愛的?當然了…稍等一下Thanksdarlin*.-Sure.Sure.Justonesecond.哦呵呵，你是一個傳奇Ohhoho.You'realegend.笑一個?哦，??！Smile.-Ooh.Ah!太棒了Awesome.哦，朋友！?沒什麼Oh,mate!-Noworries.非常感謝，這給你?謝謝Thankssomuch.Hereyougo.-Thanks.開慢點-絕對會開慢點Driveslower.-Definitelydriveslower.是的，謝謝你-再見，謝謝你Yes.Thankyou.-Cheers.Thankyou.所以呢？我們就這樣走嗎？Whatdowedo?Dowejustgo?抱歉…我差點忘了Sorry!Sorry,Ialmostforgot.我們一直在找這兩個人We'vebeentryingtotrackdownthesetwo.他們在半島上搶劫了幾家酒吧Theyrobbedacoupleofpubsdownonthepeninsula.你們在旅途中沒見過他們吧？Youhaven'tseenthemonyourtravelshaveya?溷帳東西Motherfuckers.也許我們能拿回錢包Maybewe'Hgetourwalletback.快走，白♥癡♥!Goyoudickhead!這太蠢了，如果開快點我們就能更快到達那fitThisisstupid.Ifwegofaster,we'llgettherequicker.不是那樣的，如果開快點就會消耗更多燃料Doesn'tworklikethat.Ifyougofaster,youusemorefuel.但我們會更快到達所以不需要那麼多燃料Butwe'Hbetherequi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