小謝爾頓英語臺(tái)詞第一季第5集

小謝爾頓S01E05They'vegottostoptheminthisseries.得在這次阻止他們-Geez!Damnit!-Comeon!-靠-不是吧InTexas,theHolyTrinityisGod,在德克薩斯神圣的三位一體是上帝footballandbarbeque,橄欖球與燒烤notnecessarilyinthatorder.順序可以互換Idon'tcareifyouwin,justcoverthedamnspread.誰輸誰贏無所謂讓分后算我贏就行Mom,areyoubettingagain?媽你又開始賭球了嗎No.沒有...fansontheirfeet,球迷們?nèi)缱槡謙ryingtourgethedefenseon.希望隊(duì)伍展開防守Fourthdown.第四攻了Gottapunt.必須得棄踢Gotta.必須Statistically,alwayspuntingonfourthdown數(shù)據(jù)上來說總在第四攻棄踢makesnosense.是十分不合理的Statistically,you'readumbass.數(shù)據(jù)上來說你就是個(gè)傻逼WhentheAggiesgiveuptheball當(dāng)?shù)轮蒉r(nóng)工大學(xué)隊(duì)ontheirownfive-yardline,被對(duì)方在自家五碼線進(jìn)攻時(shí)theopposingteamhasa92%chanceofscoring.對(duì)方隊(duì)伍有92%的幾率會(huì)得分Whentheypuntfromdeepintheirownterritory,當(dāng)他們從自家場(chǎng)地深處棄踢出去theotherteamstillhasa77%chanceofscoring.對(duì)方隊(duì)伍還是有77%的幾率得分Butsincetheyconvertonfourthdown50%ofthetime,但他們繼續(xù)進(jìn)攻有50%幾率再得4次進(jìn)攻機(jī)會(huì)themathsaystheyshouldneverpuntagain.所以計(jì)算顯示他們不該棄踢Okay,youcantellme,好了你偷偷跟媽說who'shisrealdaddy?他親生父親到底是誰Sheldon,I'vebeenplayingandcoachingfootballallmylife.謝爾頓我踢球與當(dāng)教練一輩子了Idon'tthinkyourmathisright.我覺得你算得不對(duì)Really?是嗎Hangon.你等等No,it'sright.不沒算錯(cuò)...abletoholdA&Mtoafieldgoal,讓農(nóng)工隊(duì)只是射門得分的話they'llonlybedownsixpoints.他們就只會(huì)落后6分Isityourdentist?是你的牙醫(yī)嗎Thelittleguywiththeglasses?那個(gè)戴眼鏡的小個(gè)子Youcantellme.放心跟我說實(shí)話Igottotellyou,I'malittleworriedaboutmymother.跟你說我有點(diǎn)擔(dān)心我媽Shekeepsbettingonthesefootballgames,她整天賭這些球賽nextthingyouknow,there'sanItalianfella之后哪天可能就會(huì)來個(gè)意大利小伙drivingoffwithherpickuptruck.來把她的小貨車開走抵債YouthinkSheldon'sright?你覺得謝爾頓說得對(duì)嗎Aboutwhat?哪件事情Thepuntingandthemath.棄踢還有他的計(jì)算Ishouldthinkso.我相信應(yīng)該對(duì)He'sbeendoingourtaxessincehe'ssixyearsold.從他六歲時(shí)起我們家納稅就是他在弄Weneverbeenaudited.我們也沒被稅局稽查That'strue.這倒是Heevengotusthatnicerefundlastyear.他去年還幫我們拿到退稅呢HowcomeMom'snottakingmetoschool?為什么今天不是媽載我去學(xué)校'Causeonceinawhile,因?yàn)橛袝r(shí)候yourdadwantstospendsometimewithyou.你老爸也會(huì)想跟你相處一下啊MylittleShel-man.我的小謝仔ButMom'scarhasabackseat.但是媽的車有后座Statistically,I'mmuchsaferthere.數(shù)據(jù)上來說我坐那里比較安全Hey,I'mgladyoubroughtupstatistically.我剛好也想跟你聊一下這個(gè)數(shù)據(jù)YouthinkthosenumbersyoutalkedaboutforTexasA&M你覺得你昨天說的德州農(nóng)工大學(xué)隊(duì)的數(shù)據(jù)wouldapplytomyJVsquad?也能用在我?guī)У年?duì)伍上嗎Idon'tseewhynot.沒道理不能啊Unlikeourformerprincipal,mathdoesn'tdiscriminate.數(shù)學(xué)與前任校長(zhǎng)不同的是數(shù)學(xué)不歧視人You'renotthinkingabouttakinghisadvice,areyou?你不會(huì)是想用他的建議吧-Neveryoumind.-Buthe'swrong.-用不著你管-可是他是錯(cuò)的Everybodyknowsyoupuntonfourthdown.大家都知道第四攻應(yīng)該棄踢Whydoeseverybodyknowingsomethingmakeitright?為什么大家都知道就等于它是對(duì)的Because.因?yàn)門hat'swhatmakesthiscountrygreat.美國(guó)就是因此而偉大Manyyearslater,許多年后mybrotherwouldusethissameargument我哥也用了這句話infrontofajudge.跟法官解釋Hewasstillconvictedforurinatinginaphonebooth.但他在電話亭里撒尿的事還是被定罪了Oh,damnit.靠I'llsendinthepuntingteam.我去讓棄踢手上場(chǎng)Hangon.Hangon.等等你等等What?怎么Let'sgoforit.繼續(xù)進(jìn)攻Why?Wegotplentyoftime.為什么我們時(shí)間還很充足啊Iknow.Stillwanttogoforit.我知道還是想要繼續(xù)進(jìn)攻We'reonthe12-yardline.Everybodyknowyoupunt.我們?cè)?2碼線上呢大家都知道該保守棄踢Whydoeseverybodyknowingsomethingmakeitright?誰說大家都知道就等于它是對(duì)的Butwe'reonthe12-yardline,Coach.但是在我們球門口啊教練Okay,Coachsayswe'regoingforit.教練讓我們繼續(xù)進(jìn)攻Stupidbrother.白癡弟弟-What?-Nothing.-什么-沒事Powerleftjumboontwo,ontwo.Ready,break!左側(cè)突破準(zhǔn)備散開AndyourWolvesaregoingforitonfourthdown.狼隊(duì)在第四攻選擇繼續(xù)進(jìn)攻Whatthehell?Punt!什么鬼?xiàng)壧甙tatistically,they'rebetteroffgoingforit.數(shù)據(jù)上來說繼續(xù)進(jìn)攻比較好-Sayswho?-Mylittleboy.-誰說的-我兒子That'swhyeverybodypunts.這就是為什么大家都棄踢Thatwasjustplainfoolishness.這簡(jiǎn)直就是腦袋抽風(fēng)Yourlittleboy'sarealgenius.你小兒子可真天才啊Well,actuallyheis.他還真是天才Comeon.不是吧Toomanymenonthefield,defense.犯規(guī)防守方場(chǎng)上人數(shù)過多Replayfourthdown.第四攻重來Ah.Thankyou,Jesus.感謝老天Now,canIsendinthepuntteam?我現(xiàn)在可以叫棄踢手上場(chǎng)了嗎Coach?教練Andthey'regoingforitagain.他們?cè)俣壤^續(xù)進(jìn)攻Whatthehell?Punt!什么鬼啊棄踢啊RemindmetotellyouaboutthetaxrefundIgotfromtheIRS.提醒我下次跟你說我拿到國(guó)稅局退稅的事Set.Hut!開始Go,go,go,go,go,go!上上上上上Go!Whoo!上啊Go,go,go!Go!沖啊沖啊He'satthe30,the20,the10.來到了30碼線20碼10碼Touchdown,Wolves!達(dá)陣得分狼隊(duì)Ineverhadanydoubt,Coach.Neverhadanydoubt.我就沒懷疑過你教練沒懷疑過Oh,booyah!Yes.看到?jīng)]太好啦Sweetdreams,baby.晚安啦寶貝Night,Meemaw.晚安姥姥CanIaskyouafavor?我能請(qǐng)你幫個(gè)忙嗎-Sure.What?-Youknowthosestatistics-可以啊什么事-你還記得thatyouweretalkingaboutwithyourdad?你跟你爸爸說的那些什么數(shù)據(jù)嗎Could...couldthatbeappliedto,say,那些數(shù)據(jù)也能套用到...whomightwintheCowboys-Packersgamenextweek?比如說下周的牛仔與包裝工隊(duì)比賽嗎And,morespecifically,byhowmuch?能不能更詳細(xì)到差多少分之類的IsupposewithenoughdataIcouldmakeareasonableguess.如果我有足夠數(shù)據(jù)應(yīng)該可以給出合理猜測(cè)Idon'twantaguess,Iwanttoknow.我不要猜測(cè)我要確切的Momsaidyou'renotsupposedtogamble.媽說不可以賭博Sleep,child!睡你的覺死小孩-Mom?-Inhere!-媽-在這里呢I'llgetthosenumberstoyoutomorrow.我明天把那些數(shù)據(jù)弄給你Justtuckinghimin.來哄他睡覺Igotsomethingforyou.我有東西給你It'sdirty.是臟的Well,that's'causeit'sthegameball.因?yàn)檫@是比賽用過的球Andyouearnedit,'causeyouhelpeduswin.這是你應(yīng)得的因?yàn)槟銕臀覀冓A了比賽Okay,butcanyouwashit?好吧但你能先洗一洗嗎Sheldon,yourdaddy'stellingyouhe'sproudofyou.謝爾頓你爸爸是在夸你以你為榮呢Isee.Thankyou,Dad.好吧謝謝你爸爸You'rewelcome.不客氣I'mstillnevertouchingthat.但我還是不要碰它Let'sgowipeitoff.去幫他擦干凈吧Forthenextfiveweeks,接下來的五周Icontinuedtohelpmyfatherapplystatistics我繼續(xù)幫我爸爸套用數(shù)據(jù)tocoachhisteam.來執(zhí)教他的隊(duì)伍Notsurprisingly,theycontinuedtowin,毫無意外地隊(duì)伍一直在贏whichchangedmystatusintheschooldramatically.這讓我在學(xué)校的地位沖上云霄-Thereheis!-Yo,Sheldon!-他來啦-謝爾頓Shel-dog!謝狗Mathman!數(shù)學(xué)哥Hey,cutie.小可愛Itwasanightmare.簡(jiǎn)直就是一場(chǎng)惡夢(mèng)Shel-dog!謝狗Hugging,hairtousling,highfives.擁抱弄亂頭發(fā)擊掌Andasmypopularitygrew,sodidmytimealoft.我的人氣沖上云霄我在空中的時(shí)間也長(zhǎng)了Hey,I'vebeenlookingalloverforyou.我到處在找你呢Doyouknowhowpopularweare?你知道我們現(xiàn)在人氣有多高嗎-We?-Yeah.-我們嗎-對(duì)啊IputthewordoutIwashelpingyouwiththefootballstats.我放出消息說我有幫忙你算橄欖球的數(shù)據(jù)AndsinceI'mAsian,theyboughtit.他們看我是亞洲人就信了Well,I'mgladyou'reenjoyingit.你享受這感覺我替你高興You'renot?你不享受嗎Iwastouched82timesthisafternoon.今天一下午我被人摸了82次Whatdoyoumean,"touched"?你說"摸"是什么意思Notinappropriately.不是不合適地亂"摸"Joyfully.是開心地Affectionately.充滿熱情地Acheerleaderhuggedmetoherbosom.還有一個(gè)拉拉隊(duì)員抱我入她胸That'samazing.太爽了吧Nomorehighfives.我不要再擊掌了Ican'tkeepwashingmyhands.我不想一直洗手There'smylittleassistantcoach.這不是我的小助理教練嗎Hello,Dad.你好啊老爸Youhaveanymore,uh,arithmeticideas關(guān)于下星期的比賽fornextweek'sgame?還有什么算出來的小妙招嗎Ido,butI'mtryingtofinishmyhomework.有啊但我想先寫完作業(yè)Lookscomplicated.看起來很復(fù)雜啊Advancedchemistry.It'snot.這是高等化學(xué)不復(fù)雜啊Whatareyouguysdoing?你們?cè)诟陕锬豗ourbrotherandIaregonnaknockaroundafewideas你弟弟跟我在討論討論下周fortheFreeportgame.對(duì)弗里波特隊(duì)的比賽打法CanIhelp?我能幫忙嗎Actually,yeah.Runouttomytruck.可以啊幫忙跑去我車上There'salittle,uh,pocketcalculatoronmyfrontseat.前座有一個(gè)口袋計(jì)算器Igotyouapresent.我有個(gè)禮物給你Thoughtitmighthelpwithyourfiguring.我想這個(gè)能幫忙你算Idon'tneedacalculator,Dad.Iamone.我不需要計(jì)算器啊爸我就是計(jì)算器Sure.行吧Gogetitanyway.還是去拿吧It'ssolar-powered.是太陽(yáng)能的Canyouimaginethat?你能想象到嗎Georgie,turnthatdown!小喬治小聲點(diǎn)What?什么Andlookatthisroom.Youneedtocleanthismessup.看看你房間快給我整理干凈I'llgettoitlater.我等會(huì)再弄No,you'llgettoitnow.不行你現(xiàn)在就整理Idon'tfeellikeit.我不想Well,yourfeelingshavenothingtodowithit.不管你想不想都現(xiàn)在去打掃Andstopthrowingthatball.也不要再丟那個(gè)球了Myroombothersyousomuch,youcleanit.我房間讓你這么看了煩那你來打掃That'sit!Youaregrounded!Youhearme?!夠了你被禁足了聽到?jīng)]Thehell?怎么回事There'smylittleMoonpie.我的小餅餅Didyougetachancetolookatthisweek'sgamesforme?你抽空幫我看這周的比賽了嗎-Notyet.-Youunderstandthere'salittletimecrunchinvolved.-還沒-你知道沒剩多少時(shí)間了吧Meemaw'sgotsomeoutstandingloansIneedtopayback.姥姥有一些欠款得還上呢I'msorry,Ihavetofinishmyhomework抱歉但我得先寫完作業(yè)andthenIhavetohelpmydad.然后去幫完我爸爸之后才有空Comeon.來嘛I'myourmeemaw.我是你親愛的姥姥Imakeyoucookies.我還給你做餅干How'boutalittlequidproquo?咱們倆互利互惠一下如何AsmuchasIenjoyyouruseofLatin,no.雖然我挺喜歡你用成語但不了Shelly,timetogetreadyforbed.謝利該準(zhǔn)備上床睡覺了ButI'mnotdone.我還沒寫完呢Don'tyousassme,too,youngman.小家伙別跟我頂嘴Brushyourteethandgettobed.去刷牙睡覺Ithinkyourangermightbealittlemisdirected.我覺得你的怒火有點(diǎn)發(fā)泄錯(cuò)地方了Don'tyoustartwithmeeither.你也別來跟我挑事Now,see,you'restillshootin'wide.瞧你還是在拿旁人出氣Goodevening,Mrs.Cooper.晚上好庫(kù)珀太太CanIspeaktoSheldon?我能和謝爾頓聊聊嗎No,youcan'tspeaktoSheldon.不行你不能It'slate.He'sinbed.很晚了他已經(jīng)上床睡了Oh.Iwashopinghemightliketogotoapartywithme.我想問他要不要跟我一起去派對(duì)Haseveryonelosttheirmind?大家都集體發(fā)瘋了嗎He'salittleboy,Tam!他還是個(gè)孩子丹Goodnight!晚安GoodLord,thatmouthofyoursisamachineguntonight.天啊今晚你那張嘴好像機(jī)關(guān)槍似地Whatareyoudoing?你在干什么TryingtocalculatetheoddsoftheDolphins試著算出下周日海豚隊(duì)coveringthespreadnextSunday.讓分后贏的幾率Ilikedolphins.我喜歡海豚Theytalkoutofthatholeintheirhead.他們用腦袋上的洞來說話Hello.你好Tam?丹Whatareyoudoinghere?你怎么會(huì)在這兒Wouldyouliketogotoapartywithme?你愿意和我一起去派對(duì)嗎Idon'twanttogotoapartywithanyone.我不想和任何人一起去派對(duì)Iwould!我愿意Please,Sheldon.拜托了謝爾頓It'srightacrossthestreet.就在馬路對(duì)面Justgetmein,andyoucangobacktobed.帶我進(jìn)去然后你就可以回來睡覺了Ihavetoaskmymom.我得先問下我媽媽Noneed.Sheknowsallabouttheparty.不用了她知道派對(duì)的事Allright,then.那好吧Ineedaminutetochange.給我一分鐘換身衣服-Whyareyouwearingthat?-Itmakesmelookolder.-你為什么穿這個(gè)-能讓我看起來成熟些Justsowe'reclear,onceyougetin,先把話說清楚一把你弄進(jìn)去I'mgoinghome.我就回家了Hey!Sheldon!好呀謝爾頓Whatareyoudoing?你這是干什么Hey,everybody,checkitout!Sheldon'shere!各位快看啊謝爾頓來了Ihopethatdoesn'twakeupthekids.希望孩子們不會(huì)被那派對(duì)吵醒ShouldIgooverthereandsaysomething?要不要我去那邊說說他們Ithinkyoushould.我覺得有這必要Iwasbluffin'.我剛只是裝有心Don'tmakemeputmysocksbackon.別逼我把襪子穿回去Nevermind.算了Goodnight.晚安Goodnight.晚安IfeelbadaboutyellingatGeorgie.我朝小喬治大吼了我覺得很內(nèi)疚Hedeservedit.是他該罵Youshoulddoitmore.你應(yīng)該多吼他幾次Ithinkhe'sfeelingleftout我想他是覺得被冷落了nowthatyouandSheldonarespendingsomuchtimetogether.因?yàn)槟愫椭x爾頓現(xiàn)在常黏在一起Areyoukiddin'me?你在逗我嗎You'realwayssayingtofindsomethingincommonwithSheldon.是你一直叫我找到和謝爾頓的共同話題AndnowthatIhave,you'retellingmeI'mignoringGeorgie?現(xiàn)在我找到了你又說我冷落小喬治了I'mnotsayingthat.我沒那么說I'mjustremindingyou我只是提醒你thatyougottwosons.你有兩個(gè)兒子Iknow.我知道IalsogotadaughterIneedtospendmoretimewith.我還有個(gè)也應(yīng)該多跟她相處的女兒Youdo.確實(shí)是的ButIwouldn'tworryabouther.但我不擔(dān)心她She'sanangel.她就是個(gè)小天使Sheldon!Sheldon!Sheldon!謝爾頓謝爾頓謝爾頓-Putmedown!-Sheldon!Sheldon!-放我下來-謝爾頓謝爾頓Isaidputmedown.快把我放下來Putmedown!I'mnotenjoyingthis!放我下來我不喜歡這樣Missy,whatareyoudoinghere?!米希你在這兒干嗎Cuttin'loose.Whatareyoudoinghere?放縱享樂你又在這兒干嗎Slowly!Slowly!慢點(diǎn)慢點(diǎn)Slowly!慢點(diǎn)You,too?!你也來了Hello,Georgie!你好小喬治You'renotsupposedtobehere.你不應(yīng)該來這里Neitherareyou!You'regrounded!你也不該來你被禁足了Comeon.走吧Bothofyouaregoinghome.Now.你們倆現(xiàn)在就給我回家-Oh,thankgoodness.-Aw.-謝天謝地-不要嘛How'spubertytreatingyou?青春期對(duì)你影響如何Becauseitisknockingmeforaloop.它可讓我長(zhǎng)大了許多Right?對(duì)吧Somehow,myparentsdidn'tfindoutaboutmepartyingheartily.我父母居然沒發(fā)現(xiàn)我去縱情派對(duì)了ButIdidpayaprice但蠟燭兩頭燒forburningthecandleatbothends.確實(shí)讓我付出了代價(jià)Imadeamistakeonamathtest.我數(shù)學(xué)考試時(shí)犯了錯(cuò)Inmyexhaustion,Ididallthecalculationsinmyhead,我太累了我在腦子里做了運(yùn)算and,likeacommonzooanimal,forgottoshowmywork.結(jié)果像動(dòng)物園里的動(dòng)物一樣忘了寫出計(jì)算過程Ijustsawoneofthosegirlsfromtheparty,我剛遇到派對(duì)上的一個(gè)女生andsheacknowledgedmyexistencebydoingthis.她對(duì)我做了這個(gè)動(dòng)作像承認(rèn)了我的存在I'veneverfeltsoalive.人生首次感到如此有存在感Areyouokay?你還好嗎No,I'mnot.不好Yeah,so?這又怎么樣AB-plus--that'sthebeginningoftheend.B+這是走向終點(diǎn)的開始Theendofwhat?什么終點(diǎn)Mylife.我的人生IfIdon'tmakesomechanges,whoknowshowfarI'llfall.如果我不做出改變誰知道我會(huì)墮落到什么地步Icouldwindupadrugaddict,oralawyer.說不定我會(huì)變成癮君子或律師Isitpossibleyou'reoverreacting?你會(huì)不會(huì)反應(yīng)過激了No.Startingtoday,I'mdonehelpingthefootballteam.不從今天起我不再幫橄欖球隊(duì)了Butifyoudothat,girlswillnolongergreetmelikethis.你這樣妹子們?cè)僖膊粫?huì)這么跟我打招呼了I'llgreetyoulikethat.我會(huì)這么跟你打招呼It'snotthesame.這不一樣啦Extricatingmyselffromthissituation讓我自己從這些事中抽身wasnotgoingtobeeasy.并非易事Myfatherwascountingonme,Meemawwascountingonme,我父親指望著我我姥姥指望著我theschoolwascountingonme.學(xué)校也指望著我Aftermuchthought,Idecidedtoemploy深思熟慮后我決定theonestrategicmaneuverIknewIcouldcounton.采取最靠得住的戰(zhàn)略策略Itattled.打小報(bào)告Mom?媽媽SheldongotaB-plus!That'sterribleforhim!謝爾頓得了B+真是太糟糕了I'mverydisappointedinallthreeofyou.我對(duì)你們?nèi)齻€(gè)非常失望Thatisright.Missy,thisisforyourballetclass.沒錯(cuò)米希這是給你上芭蕾課穿的Wedonotgotoparties.你們不許去派對(duì)玩Iamverydisappointed.我非常失望Gottogopickupsomeequipmentfortheteam;youwanttojoinme?我要去給隊(duì)伍弄些裝備你想一起去嗎Can't.I'mgrounded.去不了我被禁足了Yeah,well...是啊不過Iwon'ttellifyouwon't.你不說我也不會(huì)說出去Sheldongoing?謝爾頓去嗎Thatlittlesnitch?Absolutelynot.那個(gè)背信棄義的小崽子當(dāng)然不去Sheldonstillgonnahelpyouwiththemath?謝爾頓還會(huì)幫你算數(shù)嗎Idon'tthinkso.我想不會(huì)了ButIdidhearhislittleAsianfriendcandoit.但我聽說他那個(gè)亞洲人朋友也會(huì)算Hello.你好So...話說Oilersareafour-pointfavoriteforthisSunday'sgame,這個(gè)周日油工隊(duì)賠率是讓四分butit'sahomegame,soI'mthinkingIgivethepoints.但是是油工隊(duì)主場(chǎng)所以我想賭主隊(duì)讓分贏盤Whatdoyouthink?你覺得呢IthinkIhaveto