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Dearreaders,

AsIsitheretryingtocomposeapersonalreflection,mymindwandersinathousanddirections.HowdoIsumupeverythingthathashappenedinmylifethusfar?HowdoIchoosewhicheventstohighlightandwhichtoshroudinsecrecy?Then,itdawnedonme-whynotmakethisalightheartedandfunnyread?Lifehasitsseriousmoments,butit'sthecomicalonesthatmakeitallworthit.

Let'sstartwithmychildhood.Ahyes,beingakidwassosimple,yetsocomplicated.Asachild,IwasconvincedthatIwasthenextBeyonc??.EverytimeIgotthechance,I'dbeltouttunesinmybedroommirror,pretendingIwasperformingtoasold-outcrowd.Itwasn'tuntilmylittlesisterwalkedinonmeoneday,burstoutlaughing,andranoutoftheroomshouting,"Mom!Comeseehowfunny[myname]lookswhenshesings!"thatIrealizedImightnotbethenextbigthing.

Inmiddleschool,Iwasthatsociallyawkwardkidwhotriedwaytoohardtofitin.MyfriendsandIwouldwatchrerunsofa€?TheBigBangTheorya€?inthelibraryduringlunchbreaksandtrytorecreatethejokes.I'dwalkaround,quotingtheshowandwaitingforsomeonetolaugh,andwhentheydidn't,I'dbackpedalwithasilentyetdesperate,a€?Youknow,theonewhereSheldonsaysa€|a€?Ia€?mprettysureweannoyedeveryonearoundus,butwewerehavingtoomuchfunlaughingatourselves.

Highschoolwaswherethingsreallygotinteresting.IwassosureIwasgoingtobetheclassclown,theoneeveryonewouldremember.TherewasonetimewhenIpretendedtobeaghostandhidinthesupplyclosettoscareafriend.Iwaitedforwhatfeltlikeaneternitybeforehefinallywalkedin,tossedhisbooksontotheshelf,andturnedtoleave.Thatwasmycuetojumpoutandscream,"BOO!"Butinstead,Itrippedoverthebroomandfellface-firstontothefloor.Needlesstosay,myfriendwasnotscared,buthewaslaughinghysterically(aswerethetwoteacherswhowalkedbyandsawthewholething).

CollegewaswhenIrealizedthatnomatterhowmanytimesyoutrytoplaneverything,lifeisunpredictable.Ispentweeksplanningaperfectpranktoplayonmyroommate.Iwasgoingtohidehispillowunderhisbedandmakehimthinkhelostit.ThedayIdecidedtoexecutethismasterplan,Igotbacktoourdormroom,giddywithexcitement,tofindhimalreadypassedoutonmybed,snoringloudlyanddrooling.Itriedtogentlynudgehimawake,buthejustrolledoverandpromptlyfellontothefloorwithaloudthud.Thatdefinitelywasn'tpartoftheplan.

Now,inmypost-collegelife,Ilookbackonallthosemomentsandlaugh.Lifecanbesoseriousandgrimsometimes,butwhenyourememberthesmallmomentsthatmakeyouchuckle,it'salmostlikealittlerespitefromthestress.Ita€?snotalwaysaboutthebigaccomplishmentsormilestones,butthelittlethingsthatmakeussmile.

So,toallofyoureadingthis,remembertotakeastepbackandappreciatethehumorthatlifehastooffer.Lau