孔雀東南飛英語劇本改編版

EnglishDramaPeacocksSoutheastTraveling2013.10.18BackgroundWehaveknownmanyGreektragediesinthepastonemonth.Infact,therearesomanytragediesintheChinesetraditionalculture.SoweteamconsidershootingafilmaboutChinesetragedies.Whenweweremiddleschoolstudents,weallknewsomesentimentallovestoriesandlookedforwardstolove.WelikestorysuchasButterflyLovers(梁祝),PeacocksSoutheastTraveling（孔雀東南飛）,TheLegendofWhiteSnack（白蛇傳）andTheCowherdandtheGirlWeaver（牛郎織女）.WeChinesealllikehappyending.Thenwe’llshootafilmaboutPeacocksSoutheastTravelingthathasanewstoryandahappyending.Character焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort)焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)丫鬟ServantGirl（SGforshort）太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC)Prologue(焦劉的父母坐在一起討論他倆的婚事，吵得不可開交)LM：Doyouhaveabighouse?Doyouhaveanexpensivecar?Doyouhaveenoughmoney?Mydaughter——Lunchcandoeverything.ShecanplaythepianoandherteacherisRichardClayderman.ShecanplayGo(下圍棋)andherteacherisGuli.ShehaveamasterfulCalligraphyandherteacherisWangXizhi.ShecandrawwellandherteacherisQiBaishi.Ispentallmythingsonher.Doyouknow?(很鄙視的看著J，不屑與之交談)J：Oh,myfather-in-law,I....（很委屈）LM:Neverinterruptmeanddon’tcallmemother-in-law.J:OK.Mymother-in-law.Ohsorry.IloveLunchandIhaveaheartthatisfullofher.（深情的看著蘭芝，乞求的看著LM）L：Dad，IloveJohnny.Heisakindandgentleman.Hecandoeverythingforme.That’senough.ImustmarryhimorI’lldie.(堅定的看著彼此)JM:OKOKOK.Please...Idon’tforceyoutodosuchathing.Act1(幾經(jīng)周折焦劉終于結(jié)婚了，他們的生活就這樣開始，是甜蜜還是悲傷？)L：Johnny!Johnny!Wherearemysocks?（揉著惺忪的眼，披著散亂的頭發(fā)）J:Hereyouare.(從廚房趕緊跑出來找襪子)L：Johnny!Johnny!Wherearemyclothes?J:Hereyouare.(剛要去廚房繼續(xù)做飯)L：Johnny!Johnny!Wherearemyshoes?J:Lunch,mydear.I’mpreparingthebreakfast.Cann’tyoudoityourself?(一股煎蛋的焦味襲來，趕忙跑去廚房處理)L:TerribleJohnny,youdon’tloveme.Iwillgomyhome!J:Ohdear,don’tgoaway.IamjustcookingandIhavenotimedoingthat.L:That’sexcuse.Idon’twanttohear.I’llgo.JM:Lunch!Stop!It’syourfault.Sinceyoumarriedmyson,youhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,solazy....(拄著拐杖走出)L:Hepromisedmetodoeverythingforme.JM:Youshoulddowhatyoushoulddo!(很生氣的罵道)L:Youblameme!Myfatherisnotwillingtoscoldme.I‘mleaving.(打開門往外跑)Act2(LM坐在臺上打毛線,)L:Mum,I’mback!LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?L:Iwaskickedoutbymother–in-law.Sheandhersonblamedme.LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂禍的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!WhenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.Lookatyourself…L:But,mum…LM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,I‘mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?AndI’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughterhaven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgoandtellhim.L(驚愕):What?Themayor’sson?Ijustknowheisthemostfamousplay-boyintheneighborhood.Ohyear,I’llplaymanyinterestingtoys.(很憧憬)Act3(Lunch家中，丫鬟和蘭芝談起太后之子)SG：MissLunch,don’tyouknowmayor’ssonhavegotadivorce?Hiswifeisvirtuousandcapable,butisnotgood-looking.Shedideverythingforhim.Mayor’ssonjustlikeyourappearance.(很嫌棄的說出)L:Nani？(日語，意為什么)Whydidn'tyousaythatearlier!IhaveundertakenmymomthatI’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.ImissJohnny.(很后悔對媽媽說的那些話，突然很想念J)(Johnny家中，仲卿一如往常的做早飯，已經(jīng)忘記蘭芝走了)J:Lunch,mydear,getupandhavebreakfast.J(等了半天，沒人回應(yīng)):Whatareyoudoing,dear?JM:Myson,Lunchhasgone.Sheisterrible.Lethergo.J:Mom,IloveherandIdon’twantherleaveme.I’llgotoherhome.ImissLunch.(抬頭仰望天空)Act4(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet,(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出１角硬幣):Is1jiaoenough?(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyispoor!B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLunchnextmonth.Wecangoandrobthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J(驚訝):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgowithyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.B:Haveyougotanyexperience?J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書＄１，０００，0００)Act5(轉(zhuǎn)眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺)(J和三強盜躍至臺中)ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B:AndIplantedonetree.C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet.J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的