老友記第十季第十集中英分句對(duì)照劇本

Thiscakeisamazing!這蛋糕太好吃了MyGod,getaroom.天啊，你躲一邊吃吧。Iwouldgetaroomwiththiscake.躲一邊兒干啥？IthinkIcouldshowthiscakeagoodtime.正是時(shí)候讓你們看看美味的蛋糕呢。Ifyouhadto,whatwouldyougiveup,foodorsex?如果你們必須放棄一樣的話你們會(huì)放棄哪一樣兒，食物還是性愛？Sex.性愛Seriously,answerfaster.說真的，你回答得也太快了吧Oh,I'msorry,honey.不好意思，親愛的Butwhenshesaid"sex,"Iwasn'tthinkingaboutsexwithyou.我剛才說的性愛，并不是指和你一起的性愛It'slikeagianthug.好象我還受了很大恩惠似的。Ross,howaboutyou?Whichwouldyougiveup?羅斯，你呢？你會(huì)放棄哪一樣？性愛還是食物？Food.食物Howaboutsexordinosaurs?那如果是性愛和恐龍呢？Oh,myGod,it'slikeSophie'sChoice.老天啊，多么無私的選擇啊。Oh,God.哦，天啊Whataboutyou,Joe?Whatwouldyougiveup,sexorfood?喬，你放棄什么？性愛還是食物？Idon'tknow,it'stoohard.我不知道，這太難取舍了No,yougottapickone.不行，你必須得選一個(gè)Food.No,sex.食物，不，性愛Food.Sex.Food.Sex..Idon'tknow!Oh,God,Iwantboth!食物，性愛，食物，性愛…我不知道，老天，我都想要！Iwant..Iwantgirlsonbread!我要坐在面包上的妞兒！-YougottaseethesepicturesofEmma.-Oh,howcute!-我這兒有我女兒最新的照片-哇，真可愛啊-Shelooksjustlikealittledoll.-Oh,no,thatisadoll.-她看上去就象個(gè)洋娃娃-不不，那就是個(gè)洋娃娃Oh,thankGod,becausethatthing'sreallycreepy.噢，感謝上帝，因?yàn)槲矣X得它看上去有點(diǎn)嚇人Look,there'sChandler.錢德在那兒Who'stheblond?She'spretty.噢，那個(gè)金發(fā)女郎是誰(shuí)？她很漂亮He'shavinganaffair.他有外遇了Heisnothavinganaffair!他才不是有外遇呢I'malwaysrightaboutthesethings.你知道的啦，我在這事兒上面感覺很準(zhǔn)的。No,you'renot.Lastweek,youthoughtRosswastryingtokillyou.不，你才沒有呢上周你還在想羅斯想把你宰了Well,sorry,butit'shardtobelievethatanyonewouldtellastorythatdull..對(duì)不起，但確實(shí)很讓人難以相信justtotellit.有人能講一個(gè)洋娃娃也會(huì)講的故事。There'ssomethinggoingonwiththem.我敢發(fā)誓他們倆之間肯定有些什么事Look!He'sgettingintothecarwithher.快看，他們倆上了同一部車Thatdoesn'tmeananything.那并不能說明什么Oh,yeah?Well,let'ssee.是嗎？讓我們走著瞧Okay,duckdown.喂,趴低點(diǎn)-Hello?-Hi,Chandler.It'sPhoebe.-喂?-嗨，錢德，我是菲比IknowthatMonicaisworkingtoday..我知道今天莫尼卡要上班soIwaswonderingifyouwantedtocometothemovieswithmeandRachel.所以我想你要不要跟我和瑞秋一起去看電影Oh,Ihavetoworktoo.Yeah,I'mstuckhereattheofficeallday.噢，我也得上班。我在這辦公室里都悶了有一天了Well,it'sashamethatyou'llmissthemovie..太可惜了，你不能去看電影becauseweweregonnasee,youknow,eitherLiarLiar..因?yàn)槲覀兇蛩憧础厄_子，騙子》orBetrayalorAnAffairtoRemember.《背叛》或者是《不了情》Thoseareallreallyold.噢，這些片子很新啊Okay,thenmaybeit'llbe..是啊，也可能會(huì)看。。。Dude,Where'sMyCar?老兄，我的車呢?-What?-They'reinacar.-什么？-他們現(xiàn)在在車?yán)颫kay.Well,talktoyoulater,okay?Bye.好了，遲點(diǎn)再跟你說，再見Jeez!Okay,quick.Wegottafindacabandfollowthem.快，我們得攔輛的士跟蹤他們Yeah,okay.Letmejustgrabmynight-visiongogglesandmystungun.好的，我得先去拿我的夜視鏡和眩暈槍Igotthem.我這兒有-Hey.-Hey.Hi,sweetie.-嘿-嗨，親愛的Hey,yousmelllikeperfumeandcigarettes.你身上有香水和香煙的味道-IwasinthecarwithNancy.-Nancydoesn'tsmoke.-我今天和南茜在車?yán)锩娲袅艘惶?南茜可不抽煙Well,atleasttheperfume'snotmine.Bethankfulforthat.那至少那香水不是我的你這點(diǎn)到是不用擔(dān)心。So..Whatdidyouthinkofthehouse?那么，你認(rèn)為那房子怎么樣？It'severythingwe'vebeenlookingfor.簡(jiǎn)直太棒了，就是我們一直以來要找的Isn'tit?Andwhatabouttheamazingwanescoating..是嗎？那些漂亮的涂層，冠形屋頂thecrownmoldingandthedormerwindowsintheattic?偏廈窗子和閣樓？Andthewigglewomsandthezipzorps!還有蠕蟲和爬蟲？Whatwerethethingsyousaid?你剛剛在說什么？-Don'tyoulovethehugeyard?-Thefireplaceinthebedroom.-你喜歡那個(gè)大院子嗎？-還有睡房里的壁爐AndNancysaidit'sreallyunderpriced..南茜還說這個(gè)價(jià)錢非常優(yōu)惠becausetheguylosthisjobandhastomoveinwithhisparents!因?yàn)槟羌一飦G了工作不得不搬去跟父母住所以急于出手。Thisisbringingoutalovelycolorinyou.看把你興奮的Sodoyouthinkweshouldgetit?你認(rèn)為我們是不是應(yīng)該把它買下來？Idon'tknow.Whatdoyouthink?我不知道，你怎么想？-Ithinkweshould.-Idotoo.-我想我們應(yīng)該買下來-我也這么想Thisishuge.Howbaddoyouwannasmokerightnow?這是很大件事?，F(xiàn)在想不想抽一支？Idon'tknowwhatyoumean,giant,talkingcigarette.你說什么呢，進(jìn)言有功獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)香煙？PhoebecalledasIwasgettingintoNancy'scar.對(duì)了，我正在南茜車上的時(shí)候，菲比打電話來了Ifsheasksyou,Iwasatworkallday.如果她問起就說我一天都在工作Gotyou.Whendowetellthem?明白，你打算什么時(shí)候跟他們說這件事Wedon't.Notuntilit's100percent.Whyupseteverybodyovernothing?至少要等到事情完全確定下來，我是說八字還沒一撇，沒有必要讓大家都難受Okay.Right.嗯，好的-Oh,myGod,thatisgonnabesohard.-Iknow.Goodluckwithit.-上帝，這將會(huì)非常難受-我知道。一切順利吧Ijustcan'tseeChandlercheating.我只是不明白錢德為什么要騙莫尼卡I'mtellingyouguys,wefollowedthemouttoahouseinWestchester.告訴你們吧，我們一直跟蹤他們到一所位于西切斯特的房子的外面Theywentinfor45minutes,andthentheycameoutlookingprettyhappy.他們?cè)诶锩娲擞?5分鐘，出來的時(shí)候兩人看上去都很高興Chandler?錢德？Forty-fiveminutes?45分鐘？Well,something'snotright.肯定有什么地方不對(duì)頭SoyouwentallthewaytoWestchester,waited45minutes..所以你們跟蹤到西切斯特還在外面等了45分鐘-andcamebackinacab?-Yeah.-然后坐出租車回來？-是啊Ifeachofyouguyswouldliketopitchin100bucks,thatwouldbegreat.如果你們誰(shuí)愿意扔個(gè)100大元進(jìn)去那真是太好了Ican'tbelievehe'ddothistoMonica.我不敢相信他這樣對(duì)莫尼卡Iknow,andwiththebabycoming?是啊，而且他們就快有小孩兒了-Soshouldwetellher?-Idon'tknow.-那我們?cè)摬辉摳嬖V莫尼卡？-我不知道IfoneofussawMikewithanotherwoman,wouldyouwantustotellyou?菲比，如果我們看到麥克跟另一個(gè)女人在一起，我們應(yīng)不應(yīng)該告訴你？Why?Who'dyouseehimwith?什么？你看到他跟誰(shuí)在一起了？-Noone.I'mjustsayingifwedid..-Tellmewhatyouknow!-沒有，我只是說-告訴我你知道些什么！Noone!Nothing!Mike'sagreatguy!Itwashypothetical!我什么也不知道，我只是假設(shè)Allright.Heisagoodguy.好了，好了，他是個(gè)好人You'reright.Hewouldn'tcheat.是啊，他是個(gè)好人，他不會(huì)騙我的IfIdidseehimwithsomeone,there'snowayI..如果我真看到他跟另一個(gè)女人在一起。。。Whodidyouseehimwith?你看見他跟誰(shuí)在一起了？Oh,lookather.Sohappy.看，她多開心啊Ifonlytherewereasmalleronetocleanthisone.要是有更小的來清理這個(gè)該有多好Hey,isChandlerhere?錢德在嗎？No,he'spickingupdinner.Why?What'sup?不在，他去買外餐去了，出什么事了嗎？Look,whateverhappens,we'rehereforyou,andweloveyou.無論發(fā)生什么事，我們都跟你在一起，我們愛你-Allright.-Chandlermightbehavinganaffair.-好-我想錢德可能有外遇了-What?-PhoebeandIsawChandler..-什么？-菲比和我今天withablondwomantodayoutsideonthestreet.看見錢德和一個(gè)金發(fā)女郎在一起AndthenwefollowedthemtoahouseinWestchester.然后我們跟蹤他們到了一所位于西切斯特的房子Theywentintogether.I'msosorry.他們一起進(jìn)去了，很抱歉Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod,that'sawful.我的上帝。。。Whatdidyouthinkofthehouse?你覺得房子怎么樣?What?什么？Monica,youunderstandwhatwe'resaying,right?莫尼卡，你明白我剛才說的話，對(duì)不對(duì)？Yeah.Sure.Imean,I'mdevastated,obviously.明白，當(dāng)然明白非常清楚你的意思Didyouthinktheneighborhoodwashomey?你們認(rèn)為那些鄰居熱不熱情？-Hey.-Yousonofabitch.-嘿！-你這個(gè)狗雜種Isitme,orhavethegreetingsgonedownhillaroundhere?你是在說我還是說那個(gè)在這附近游蕩的那個(gè)進(jìn)過局子的毒販？PhoebeandRachelsawyouwithNancytoday.菲比和瑞秋今天看見你和南茜在一起Theythinkyou'rehavinganaffair.他們以為你和她有一腿-Who'sNancy?-What'sgoingon?-誰(shuí)是南茜？-到底是怎么回事？Okay..好的。。。Allright,youbettersitdown.好的，好的，伙計(jì)們，坐下說話-Thisis..Thisisprettybig.-Yeah.-這是件大事-是的I'mnothavinganaffair.我沒有外遇Nancyisourrealtor.南茜是我們的房地產(chǎn)經(jīng)紀(jì)Iknewhecouldn'tbewithawomanfor45minutes!我就知道他不可能跟一個(gè)女人做45分鐘那么長(zhǎng)Whydoyouhavearealtor?你們?yōu)槭裁匆?qǐng)地產(chǎn)經(jīng)紀(jì)？She'sbeenshowingushousesoutsideofthecity.最近以來她帶著我們?nèi)タ词袇^(qū)以外的房子-What?-Areyouserious?-什么？-你是說真的？Whenwefoundoutthatweweregonnagetthisbaby..我們認(rèn)為因?yàn)槲覀凂R上就要有小孩兒了ChandlerandIdecidedwedidn'twanttoraiseakidinthecity.我和錢德商量過了我們決定不能在市區(qū)撫養(yǎng)我們的小孩兒Soyou're..Soyou'regonnamove?所以你們要搬出去？Oh,myGod.我的上帝！Shouldn'tweallvoteonstufflikethis?這種事我們總要投票解決吧？Whatiswrongwithraisingakidinthecity?在市區(qū)里帶小孩兒有什么不妥嗎？I'mdoingit.Rossisdoingit.我不就正在市區(qū)里帶小孩嗎？羅斯也是SarahJessicaParkerisdoingit!莎拉.杰西卡.派克也是這么干的Andthat'sgreatforyouguys,butwewantalawnandaswingset.對(duì)你們來說這沒什么問題但是我們想要一個(gè)長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的秋千Astreetwhereourkidscanridetheirbikes..還有一條小孩可以在上面騎單車的馬路andmaybeanice-creamtruckcangoby.不時(shí)還會(huì)有雪糕車經(jīng)過Soyouwanttobuyahouseinthe'50s.所以你們想買一棟50年代的房子？Haveyouthoughtaboutwhatyou'regivingup?你們有沒有想過你們正放棄什么么？Youcan'tmoveoutofthecity.Whatif..?你們不能搬出市區(qū)WhatifyouwantChinesefoodat5a.m.?要是，要是你們想凌晨五點(diǎn)鐘吃中餐怎么辦？OrafakeRolexthatbreaksassoonasitrains?又或者想買一塊一響就散架的假勞力士怎么辦？OranAsianhookersentrighttoyourdoor?又或者是想電召一個(gè)亞洲妓女怎么辦？Youknowwhat?Ifyouwanttolookforahouse,that'sokay.知道嗎？如果你們只是想看看房子，沒問題No!No,it'snot!Don'tlistentohim.I'mgonnathumpyou.不，不，不，別聽他的小心我扁你It'sokay,becausetheyhavetogetitoutoftheirsystem.的確是沒問題，等你們真正住進(jìn)去之后Okay?Butyou'regonnarealizethisistheonlyplaceyouwanttobe.你們會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)這里才是你們真正想要住的地方Actually..實(shí)際上wealreadyfoundahousewelove.我們已經(jīng)找到合我們心意的房子了-What?-Aboutanhourago,wemadeanoffer.-什么？-大約一小時(shí)以前，我們開出了我們的價(jià)碼BetyouwishIwashavinganaffairnow,huh?我打賭你們現(xiàn)在寧可我有外遇-Youputanofferonahouse?-It'ssosweet.-你們已經(jīng)開出價(jià)碼了？-那房子真的很好Itreallyis.Ithasthisbigyardthatleadsdowntothisstream.的確是，那里有一個(gè)很大的院子一直通到一條小溪Andthenthere'stheseoldmapletrees.那里還有很多楓樹Oh,againwiththenature.Whatareyou,beavers?跟自然環(huán)境有什么關(guān)系？你們又不是水獺Look,Iknowthisisreallyhard,andwe'rereallysorry.我知道你們一時(shí)很難接受我們的決定，我們也非常的抱歉IsthisbecauseIcomeoverherewithoutknockingandeatyourfood?是不是因?yàn)槲页２磺瞄T就過來拿你們的東西吃?BecauseIcanstopdoingthat.我可以不那樣做Ireally,reallythinkIcan.我真的可以改Youknowthat'snotthereason,Joe.喬,你知道這不是我們要搬出去住的原因Ithinkifyousawit,you'dunderstand.我想如果你們到實(shí)地看一看的話你們會(huì)明白的Youguyswerethere.It'sbeautiful,isn'tit?你們倆去看過，那的確很美，不是嗎？-Yeah,itis.-Whatthehellareyoudoing?-是，確實(shí)是很美-你在干什么？Well,itis,allright?Whenwewereouttheretoday,allIkeptthinkingwas:我的意思是我們今天到那兒的時(shí)候我所想的是"Ican'tbelieveChandler'sscrewingthiswoman..我簡(jiǎn)直不敢相信錢德在和那女人干那事兒，but,man,thiswouldbeaniceplacetolive!"但那并不意味那里不是一個(gè)適合居住的地方！Yeah,butsoisthis.是，但漂亮又能怎樣？Yeah.Imean,ifyoumovethere,youhavetoleavehere.對(duì)，我是說如果你們搬到那里去住你們就得離開這兒了Imean,howcanyouleavethisplace?你們?cè)趺茨茈x開這個(gè)地方？Comeon,Daddy,listen!老爸，你聽我說Allmylife,everyone'salwaystoldme,"You'reashoe!"這就好象是我生命的全部每個(gè)人總是對(duì)我說"You'reashoe!You'reashoe.You'reashoe!"你是鞋子！你是鞋子，你是鞋子！Istoppedandsaid,"WhatifIdon'twanttobeashoe?今天我停下來說如果我不想當(dāng)鞋子會(huì)怎樣？WhatifIwanttobeapurse?如果我想做手袋？Orahat?"或是帽子？Idon'twantyoutobuymeahat,I..不，我不是要你給我買頂帽子It'sametaphor,Daddy!我是說我是…啊…我只是打個(gè)比方，老爸！Youcanseewherehe'dhavetrouble.你知道他的麻煩在哪里了Well,maybeI'lljuststayherewithMonica.好吧，也許我應(yīng)該和莫尼卡待在這兒Iguesswe'veestablishedshe'sstayingwithMonica.我猜她的意思是，我們已經(jīng)就誰(shuí)和莫尼卡住在一起這個(gè)問題達(dá)成了共識(shí)Yourmoney'smine,Greene.你的錢會(huì)要?dú)w我啦，格林小姐。Yourfly'sopen,Geller.你的尿門沒拉上，蓋勒先生。YouknowwhatIjustrealized?伙計(jì)們，知道我剛發(fā)現(xiàn)了什么嗎？"Joker"is"poker"witha"J"!Joker是帶"J"的PokerCoincidence?巧合吧？That's"joincidence"witha"C"!嗯，那是帶"C"的'joincidence'Look!UglyNakedGuylitabunchofcandles.呃，看，那個(gè)奇丑的裸男點(diǎn)了一堆蠟燭Thathadtohurt!那太痛苦了Hey,it'syourThanksgivingtoo.嗨，這也是你們的感恩節(jié)Insteadofwatchingfootball,youcouldhelp.除了看球賽，你也可以過來幫我們干點(diǎn)活Weknow.我們會(huì)的Rachel,youwanttoputthemarshmallowsinconcentriccircles.好了，瑞秋，你想把這些軟糖粒擺成一個(gè)同心圓No,Mon.Youwanttoputtheminconcentriccircles.不，莫尼卡，是你想把它們擺成那樣Iwanttodothis.我只是想這樣Everyyear.每年如是It'sstuck!我被卡住了！Step.別著急，小心階梯Howdiditgeton?你怎么會(huì)把頭給套進(jìn)去了？IputitontoscareChandler.我想把它戴上去嚇嚇錢德Oh,myGod!Monica'sgoingtototallyfreakout!我的上帝，莫尼卡會(huì)被嚇?biāo)赖腜lus,itsmellsreallybadinhere.還有，這里面難聞得要命Ofcourseitsmellsbad.Youhaveyourheadupaturkey'sass.那是當(dāng)然了你腦袋伸到火雞的屁股里面去了Monica.莫尼卡Didyougettheturkey..?嗨，你們把火雞涂上油沒有？Oh,myGod!啊，我的上帝，我的上帝Whoisthat?這是誰(shuí)？It'sJoey.是喬伊Igotit!我明白了。Ifwewin,theyhavetogetridoftherooster.如果我們贏，你們就得把那公雞拿走That'sinteresting!這主意怎么樣？Ifyouwin..如果你們贏。。wegiveupthebird.我們就放棄那只鳥兒Butifwewin..但是，如果我們贏了wegetyourapartment.我們要你們住的地方-Deal!-What?-一言為定！-開始吧，什么？"Monica'snicknamewhenshewasahockeygoalie?"妮卡當(dāng)曲棍球守門員時(shí)候的綽號(hào)-BigFatGoalie.-Correct!-大胖守門員-正確。"Rachelclaimsit'sherfavoritemovie."瑞秋說她最喜歡的電影是？DangerousLiaisons.孽戀焚情-"Heractualfavoritemovieis..?"-WeekendatBernie's.-正確。實(shí)際上她最喜歡的電影是？-老板渡假去"Monicacategorizeshertowels.Howmanycategoriesarethere?"莫妮卡給她的毛巾分類，一共分了多少類？-Everydayuse.-Fancy.-每天用的-正確-Guest.-Fancyguest.-客人的-正確-Twoseconds.-Eleven?-2秒-11種？Unbelievable!Eleveniscorrect.太另人難以置信了，11是正確答案"Chandlerwashowoldwhenhefirsttouchedagirl'sbreast?"錢德第一次摸女孩子胸部的時(shí)候有多大？-14?-No,19.-14?-不,19.Thanks,man.謝了兄弟"Joeyhadanimaginarychildhoodfriend.喬伊有一個(gè)想象中的童年時(shí)的朋友-Hisnamewas..?"-Maurice!-他叫什么名字？-莫里斯-"Hisprofessionwas..?"-Spacecowboy!-正確，他是干什么的？-太空牛仔！"WhatisChandlerBing'sjob?"錢德是干什么工作的？Tenseconds.Youneedthisoryoulose.還有10秒，你們得答對(duì)這一題，否則就輸了Somethingtodowithtransponding.嗯，好象是跟傳送有關(guān)的He'satransponster!啊，啊，是搬運(yùn)工！That'snotevenaword!你說的都不是一個(gè)正確的單詞！Youaremeanboyswhoarejustbeingmean!？你們是些卑鄙的家伙，太卑鄙了!Don'tgetmad!Nooneforcedyoutoraisethestakes.嗨，別沖我們發(fā)火！沒人逼你越賭越大Thatisnottrue!Sheforcedme!不對(duì)，是她逼我的！Yougotthequestionwrong.你打錯(cuò)題了。Itwasastupid,unfairquestion!那是一個(gè)愚蠢的，不公平的問題。Don'tblamethequestions!愿賭服輸，不要把責(zé)任怪在題上Stopyellinginourapartment!Youareruiningmovingdayforus.你們能不能不要在屋子里瞎嚷嚷你們把我們的搬家日給毀了Chandler!錢德！Isawwhatyouweredoinginthewindow!錢德，我從窗戶那里瞧見你們?cè)诟赡鞘聝毫薎sawwhatyou'redoingtomysister!Getouthere!我看見你在對(duì)我妹子做什么！現(xiàn)在你給我滾出去！Listen,wehadagoodrun.哇！聽著，我們很恩愛Whatwasit?Four,fivemonths?什么？四個(gè)月？五個(gè)月？That'smorethanmostpeoplehaveinalifetime.Goodbye.我的意思是這已經(jīng)超過大多數(shù)人一輩子的恩愛時(shí)光了Hey,Ross.What'sup,bro?嘿，羅斯，出什么事了，老哥？Whatthehellareyoudoing?你們到底在干什么？！What'sgoingon?嘿！出什么事了？IthinkRossknowsaboutmeandMonica.我想，我想羅斯知道我和莫尼卡的事Dude,he'srightthere.老兄,他在那呢Ithoughtyouweremybestfriend!Thisismysister!我還當(dāng)你是我最好的朋友呢！她可是我親妹子。Mybestfriendandmysister!Icannotbelievethis!我最好的朋友跟我妹子！我簡(jiǎn)直不敢相信！We'renotjustmessingaround.Iloveher.我們不是玩玩而已的。我愛她I'minlovewithher.我跟她墜入情網(wǎng)了I'msosorrythatyouhadtofindoutthisway.真不好意思，你是以這種方式知道我們想戀的I'msorry,butit'strue.Ilovehimtoo.抱歉，但這是真的，我也愛他Mybestfriendandmysister!我最好的朋友和我妹妹！Icannotbelievethis!我簡(jiǎn)直不敢相信！Thisisthelastboxofyourclothes.這是你最后一箱衣服I'mjustgonnalabelit"Whatwereyouthinking?"我想在這上面貼個(gè)標(biāo)簽，上書：你在想什么？IwasgonnagoacrossthehallandwritethatonChandler.有趣，因?yàn)槲艺氲綄?duì)門去在錢德身上也寫上這句話Guys,Idon'twannamakethingsworse,but..二位，我不想把事情搞砸Idon'twanttolivewithRachelanymore.但是，嗯，我再也不想跟瑞秋住在一起了You'resomeantoeachother.你們對(duì)對(duì)方太刻薄了！Idon'twannaenduplikethatwithRachel.Istilllikeyou.而且我也不想跟瑞秋最后鬧得不歡而散我還是喜歡你That'sfinebecauseI'mnotmoving.菲比，那沒關(guān)系，因?yàn)槲也话崃薖hoebe,yougottatakeher.哇，哇，哇，菲比，你得跟她一起住！Isaidsomebadstuff..你知道，我是曾說過一些她的壞話butRachelhasqualitiesthatmakeheragoodroommate.但是，瑞秋還是有很多優(yōu)點(diǎn)的，這足以讓她成為一個(gè)好的室友ShegetstonsofcatalogsandfoldsdownthepagesofthingsI'dlike.她有很多商品目錄，嗯她會(huì)把那些她認(rèn)為我會(huì)喜歡的產(chǎn)品所在頁(yè)折起來Whatelse?還有呢？WhenItakeashower..我在沖涼的時(shí)候，她會(huì)在鏡子上給我留下留言sheleavesmenotesonthemirror.她會(huì)在鏡子上給我留下留言Ido.Idodothat.是，那是我干的That'snice.Ilikehavingthingstoreadinthebathroom.很好，我喜歡在洗手間里讀點(diǎn)東西WhenIfallasleeponthecouch..當(dāng)我看完書在沙發(fā)上睡著的時(shí)候，shecoversmewithablanket.她會(huì)為我蓋上一張?zhí)鹤覹ell,youknow,Idon'twantyoutobecold.你知道啦，我不想讓你著涼了AndwhenItoldherthatIwasgonnamoveinwithChandler..還有，當(dāng)我告訴她我要搬過去跟錢德一起住的時(shí)候，shewasreallysupportive.她真的是很支持我Youweresogreat.你太好了Youmadeitsoeasy.你把一件困難的事情變得輕松簡(jiǎn)單Andnowyouhavetoleave.現(xiàn)在，你得走了AndIhavetolivewithaboy!而我得和男生住在一起！-Shereallyleft.-Iknow.-她真的走了-我知道-Thankyou.-Noproblem,roomie.-謝謝-沒問題，室友-CanIaskyouaquestion?-Sure.-我能問你一個(gè)問題嗎？-當(dāng)然！Whatthehellisthatdogdoinghere?那只狗倒底在那兒干什么？Alittletoasthere.Ding,ding!我來說點(diǎn)祝酒詞吧Thisisn'texactlythekindofThanksgivingyouplanned..我知道這并不是你們所計(jì)劃的感恩節(jié)butformethishasbeenreallygreat.但對(duì)于我來說，這個(gè)節(jié)真的是太棒了Ithinkbecauseitdidn'tinvolvedivorce..知道嗎？我之所以這樣認(rèn)為是因?yàn)檫@個(gè)節(jié)里面沒有離婚和orprojectilevomiting.吐得一塌糊涂IfyouhadgonetoVail..無論怎樣，我只是在想，如果你們?nèi)チ薞ailorifyouhadbeenwithyourfamily,orifyoudidn'thave..如果你們和你們的家人在一起syphilisandstuff..如果你沒做性病這類的廣告wewouldn'tbealltogether.我們就不可能在一起，對(duì)不對(duì)？SoIguesswhatI'mtryingtosayis..所以，我想我想說的是thatI'mverythankfulthatallofyourThanksgivingssucked.我很感激你們因?yàn)槟銈兊母卸鞴?jié)計(jì)劃全砸了-That'ssosweet!-Thankyou.-太感人了-謝啦Here'stoalousyChristmas!為糟糕的圣誕節(jié)干杯AndacrappyNewYear!也為糟糕的新年干杯-Hear,hear!-Hear,hear!-聽著聽著！-聽著聽著！Youcan'tmove.Youjust..Youjustcan't.你們不能搬，你們就是不能這樣做Rachel'sright.Thisiswhereyouguysbelong.瑞秋說得對(duì)，你們倆是屬于這里的Youdon'twannaliveinWestchester.That'stheworstoftheChesters.是啊，你們可不能搬到西切斯特，聽起來就象"死"切斯特。Youknow,sometimeswhenI'maloneinmyapartment,Ilookoverhere..知道嗎，有時(shí)我獨(dú)自一人在我的寓所的時(shí)候望向這邊andyouguysarejusthavingdinner..你們正在吃晚餐orwatchingTVorsomething..看電視或是做著其它什么事butitmakesmefeelbetter.這讓我感覺好很多AndnowwhenIlookover,whoamIgonnasee?現(xiàn)在，你們搬走之后我再望過來的時(shí)候，我會(huì)看到誰(shuí)？TheGottliebs?TheYangs?張三？李四？王二麻子？Theydon'tmakemefeelsogood.他們不會(huì)讓我感覺如此之好！Yeah.Sodon'tmove,okay?Juststayhere..是啊，所以別搬了對(duì)，就留下吧-andmaybecloseyourblindsatnight.-Hey.-晚上的時(shí)候別忘