三分鐘英語演講稿幽默

1、幽默英語演講稿 love your mother 愛你的母親 why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom? 你為什么哭?一個小男孩問他的媽媽. because im a woman, she told him. 因為我是女人,她告訴他. i dont understand, he said. 我不明白.他回答 his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats o.k. 媽媽擁抱了他說,你永遠(yuǎn)也不會明白,但沒關(guān)系. later the little boy asked h

2、is father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason?. 后來小男孩問他的父親媽媽為什么似乎在無緣無故的哭泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say. 所有的女人都會常常沒有原因地哭泣,這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的. the little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩長大,成了男人的時候, 他仍然奇怪媽媽為什么哭. finally he put in a call to god

3、 and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily? 最后他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問上帝,為什么女人容易哭泣? god answered. 上帝回答: when i made woman, i decided she had to be special. i made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, 當(dāng)我創(chuàng)造女人的時候, 我決定把她造的很特別, 我讓她的雙肩強壯的足以能夠承擔(dān)整個世界,但是, 卻讓她的雙

4、臂溫柔的足夠去安慰他人. i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection even from her own children. 我給她內(nèi)在的力量去忍受生產(chǎn)的劇痛, 也讓她有勇氣承受無數(shù)的傷害, 甚至這些傷害有時會來自于自己的孩子. i gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, through sic

5、kness and fatigue without 我給她頑強,讓她能夠不斷地前進(jìn), 并且照顧自己的家人和朋友, 甚至當(dāng)每個人都放棄的時候, 她卻能夠堅強地在疾病和勞累之時毫無怨言. i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly. she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell a teen

6、agers anxieties and fears. 我給她內(nèi)心的敏感,讓她在任何環(huán)境下都深愛著自己的孩子.甚至在他們深深傷害她的時候 她用那特別的力量，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時候感到安慰，也能夠讓年輕的子女消除緊張與恐懼 i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. 我給她力量關(guān)心她的丈夫，盡管他會犯錯我用男人的肋骨創(chuàng)造了女人，使女人可以保護(hù)男人的心臟 i gave her wisdom to know that

7、 a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. 我給她智慧，讓她知道一個好丈夫永遠(yuǎn)不會傷害他的妻子，但有時候會試煉她堅定的永遠(yuǎn)跟隨自己丈夫的能力與決心 for all of this hard work, i also gave her a tear to shed. it is hers to use whenever needed and it is her only weakness. whe

8、n you see her cry, tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good. 因為這些種種的困難， 我也同樣賜她流下眼淚， 這是當(dāng)她在需要時可以使用的， 這是她唯一的軟弱之處 當(dāng)你看到她哭泣的時候， 告訴她你有多么地愛她， 告訴她她為所有人所做的一切， 即使這樣她可能還是會哭泣， 但你會使她的心里得到安慰 she is special! please send

9、this to women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives. 她是獨特的！ 請把這個信息傳遞給你認(rèn)識的女人， 有母親，姐妹和特別的女性在他們生命里的人 but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.篇二：3-5分鐘英語演講稿(30篇) 最好英語演講稿匯總35分鐘英語演講稿匯總（30篇） 六、 周怡雪，19歲，上海 i believe in o

10、ur future honorable judges, fellow students: good afternoon! recently, ther is a heated debate in our society. the college students are the beneficiaries of a rare privilege, who receive exceptional education at extraordinary places. but will we be able to face the challenge and support ourselves ag

11、ainst all odds? will we be able to better the lives of others? will we be able to accept the responsibility of building the future of our country? the cynics say we care for nothing other than grades; and we neglect the need for character cultivation. but again, the cynics are wrong. we care deeply

12、for each other, we cherish freedom, we treasure justice, and we seek truth. last week, thousands of my fellow students had their blood type tested in order to make a contribution for the children who suffer from blood cancer. as college students, we are adolescents at the critical turning point in o

13、ur lives. we all face a fundamental choice: cynicism or faith, each will profoundly impact our future, or even the future of our country. i believe in all my fellow classmates. though we are still inexperienced and even a little bit childish. i believe that we have the courage and faith to meet any

14、challenge and take on our responsibilities. we are preparing to assume new responsibilities and tasks, and to use the education we have received to make our world a better place. i believe in our future. 我對未來充滿信心 尊敬的評委，各位同學(xué)： 下午好！ 最近，社會上有一場很激烈的爭論。大學(xué)生是一種稀有特權(quán)的享有者，在很棒的地方接受高等教育。但是，我們能面對挑戰(zhàn)而無所畏懼嗎？我們能夠改善他人的

15、生活嗎？我們能夠承擔(dān)建設(shè)祖國未來的重任嗎？ 懷疑論者說大學(xué)生是被寵壞的一代，一丁點挫折都受不了。但是他們錯了，我所看到的大學(xué)生正在努力的學(xué)習(xí)獨立生活。我們互相幫助打掃衛(wèi)生，一起上街砍價購物，一起參加兼職工作來賺零花錢。 懷疑論者說我們除了成績什么都不關(guān)心，從而忽略了性格的培養(yǎng)。但是，他們又錯了。我們彼此關(guān)心，我們向往自由，我們珍惜公正，我們追求真理。上個星期，很多我的同學(xué)去驗血，為了給患血癌的孩子貢獻(xiàn)自己的力量。 作為大學(xué)生，我們是處在人生分水嶺的青年。我們都面臨一個重要的選擇：懷疑人生還是相信自己，每一種都會給我們的人生帶來重大的影響，甚至影響我們祖國的未來。我相信我們的同學(xué)們，雖然我們依然

16、缺乏經(jīng)驗，甚至有些志氣，但是我相信我們有勇氣和自信來面對生活的挑戰(zhàn)并承擔(dān)我們的責(zé)任。我們正努力準(zhǔn)備接受新的任務(wù)，用我們所學(xué)習(xí)的知識將世界變得更美好。我對我們的未來充滿信心。 大學(xué)生英語演講稿17 change the ingredients of your life 十七、 王晨，20歲，安徽 change the ingredients of your life if kindness is added to a strange you will have a friend; but if hostility is added, you will have an enemy. if love

17、 is added to a pile of red bricks you will have a home, but if hatred is add to those bricks , you will have an concentration camp. so my dear friend, if faith, hope, love, endurance are added to your life, you will find the confidence to conquer your limitation and embrace new challenges. and hopef

18、ully with my speech included, you will have a fantastic speech contest. 改變生活的味道 這是一杯白開水，平淡無味，對吧？可是加上點糖呢，他嘗起來會有甜味；如果加的是蘇打水，味道就會變苦。人生同樣如此個中滋味在于我們的選擇。 善待他人，你會擁有朋友；但如果充滿惡意，則會多個敵人。將愛賦予一堆紅磚，你會擁有一個家；用仇恨來澆鑄這堆紅磚，就會鑄成一座集中營。 因此親愛的朋友們，不要抱怨人生乏味，世間無望。不喜歡生活的味道，那就換一換生活的調(diào)料吧！ 三年前，我重達(dá)100多公斤，這給我?guī)砹撕芏鄬擂魏痛煺郏后w育課老是不及格，總被女孩

19、們嘲笑，更不敢當(dāng)眾發(fā)表意見。幸而由于祖母的鼓勵，我不在消極人生，而是充滿自信。她曾經(jīng)說過：“孩子，如果體形無法改變，為什么不把它看做自己獨特的風(fēng)格呢？” 我開始這樣來審視人生，通過改變生活的視角，我信心大增地去改變我的人生，很快就發(fā)現(xiàn)一個嶄新的世界。 朋友們，將信念，希望，愛意和忍性溶入生命，你就會找到自信，克服缺點，迎接人生新的挑戰(zhàn)。最后我的演講包括在內(nèi)，希望你會看到一場精彩的演講比賽。 大學(xué)生英語演講稿16 十六、 楊穎，21歲，海南 when two cultures meet, there may be things in one culture, which do not fit i

20、nto the tradition of the other. when this happens, we need to learn to understand and respect the customs of another culture. then there are certain things some people may not like. to this, i will say, if you do not like it, please try to tolerate it. to learn to tolerate what you personally dont l

21、ike is a great virtue at a time when different cultures mix and merge. before us, there are two rivers, eastern and western cultures. at present, they may run in different courses. but eventually, they will converge into the vast sea of human culture. right now, i can see peoples of eastern and west

22、ern cultures, standing side by side, singing the olympic theme song: we are hand in hand, heart to heart, together we will shape a beautiful tomorrow! thank you! 讓我們共同感受東西方的融合 吉卜林說過:東方是東方，西方是西方，二者永不相聚。但是一個世紀(jì)后的今天，東西方相匯了! 它們相聚在經(jīng)濟(jì)領(lǐng)域，它們相聚在教育領(lǐng)域，它們相聚在藝術(shù)的殿堂。有人爭論說:這種融合需要我們在東方和西方之間做出選擇，但我卻堅信最美好的未來在于東方和 西方創(chuàng)造性

23、的融合。我們可以將西方的思想，觀念和技術(shù)變?yōu)槲覀冏约核玫臇|西。 我喜愛京劇和河南豫劇，因為它們經(jīng)常使我想起自己是誰。但我也熱衷于流行音樂，特別是英文歌曲。于是我將東方的旋律和西方的語言結(jié)合到了一起，它叫做西方版的河南豫劇。 當(dāng)兩種文化相結(jié)合的時候，也許一方的文化中的某些東西不適應(yīng)另一方的傳統(tǒng)文化。當(dāng)此種情況出現(xiàn)時，我們需要試著理解并接受另一種文化中的風(fēng)俗習(xí)慣。然而，也許有些東西你并不喜歡，對于此，我可以說，如果你不喜歡它，請試著去容忍它。當(dāng)兩種文化融合的時候，試著去容忍你個人不喜歡的東西是一種美德。 在我們面前有兩條河流，東方文化和西方文化?，F(xiàn)在，它們也許正朝著不同的方向流去。但是最終它們將

24、匯合到人類文化的海洋里。 就在此時此刻，我看見東方和西方的人肩并肩的站在一起，高唱奧林匹克主題曲:我們手拉手，心靠著心，共同創(chuàng)造美好的明天! 大學(xué)生英語演講稿英語風(fēng)采大賽半決賽選手自備演講賞析(大學(xué)成人組) 十五、 黃揚，21，福建 farewell, indifference who was the most well-known figure in china last month? its ma jiajuethe college student who murdered 4 of his roommates. many people attributed his crime to hi

25、s poverty and deficient education. in my opinion, his crime also has much to do with his classmates indifference. indifference is a terrible disease in todays colleges and the whole society. its not rare that two students who have studied together for 4 years have never spoken to each other. its not

26、 rare that a student who has been absent from class for several days is not noticed at all. its also not rare that a student who has severe psychological problems is not cared about at all. some people may say what the students with psychological problems like ma jiajue need is not care but psychoth

27、erapy.” however, when people are ill, what they need most is not only medical treatment, but also care from people around them. every smile and every caring word will bring sunshine to their life.篇三：三分鐘英語演講稿 家推薦一篇優(yōu)秀的3分鐘英語演講稿的范文，供大家學(xué)習(xí)！ good evening ,ladies and gentlemen: 晚上好，女士們，先生們： 非常感謝你傅聰來選擇在這樣一個寒

28、冷夜晚.今天我的話題是關(guān)于選擇和process.a研究表明，一個人必須作出的選擇73一一天，如此眾多的選擇，有一天，人們?nèi)菀谆煜虼撕ε伦鞒鲥e誤的選擇，他們毫不猶豫地并最終錯過了真正的生活的一部分。在我看來，下面的部分是更重要的不是選擇。沒有絕對的對錯選擇，但精彩或乏味的生活，這使得該進(jìn)程的差異。 生活是一盒巧克力，你永遠(yuǎn)不知道下一步你會得到。阿甘正傳作出任何決定，并為自己的成就，但他取得巨大成功與他堅強的意志的進(jìn)程。這個過程是不是道路本身，而是態(tài)度和感情，謹(jǐn)慎，勇氣和毅力，我們作為我們遇到了新的經(jīng)驗和意想不到的障礙。以自己作為一個例子，我改變了我的主要當(dāng)我成為一個研究生。經(jīng)過選擇，天已經(jīng)嚴(yán)

29、厲的me.i無法理解新的經(jīng)驗在所有。因為他們是密切相關(guān)的數(shù)學(xué)，我的教訓(xùn)面前只字不提。然而密集的信念，這是很好的機會，我的經(jīng)驗新思想和新的挑戰(zhàn)我自己，我依然存在。我要求幫助每一個通道和reorgonized我的生活。漸漸地，我能理解一些地方，甚至發(fā)現(xiàn)數(shù)學(xué) interesting.moreover ，我學(xué)到采取行動而不是抱怨?；叵肫饋?，選擇沒有留下任何痕跡在我的腦海，但幸福和痛苦的過去4個月成為一個難忘的經(jīng)驗，我的生活。 無論選擇是，享受這一過程。在這個過程中，您可能會得到啟發(fā)和新發(fā)現(xiàn)，改善和進(jìn)步將來找你。這些都是最美麗的風(fēng)景，只有道路上能看到it.these讓您的生活多姿多彩。 沒有必要，我donnot要判斷是否正確或錯誤，我來這里，但我祝賀我自己，因為我增益和享受這美妙的經(jīng)驗。因此，我親愛的朋友們，永遠(yuǎn)不會擔(dān)心您的選擇和享受的過程。我相信你會得到一些新的和有趣后，今晚你選擇到這里來。謝謝您! ideal society。 go