英語短劇劇本守株待兔

1、英語短劇劇本-守株待兔(樹上臺安靜地屹立到舞臺較后方。導(dǎo)演走到臺前導(dǎo)演：action!跑下臺農(nóng)夫冷酷地上。農(nóng)夫：im a farmer.（稍停頓）走兩步a cool farmer.（掏出墨鏡戴上）冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，繼續(xù)保持冷酷eh.when i was young, i studied in lucheng middle school. so, im rich now！開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏look！this is my modern mobilenokia wc 250！this is my watch! this is my mp3!these are my shoes(夸張低

2、沉地)adidas! this is 不經(jīng)意地掏出一個蘋果oh, sorry.扔掉蘋果its this!從懷里掏出癢癢撓 do you know whats this？癢癢撓？no no no you are out! its my modernhoe！看下表 it is time to do some farming！開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動作樹：im a tree! i can do many things! i can sing!做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動作，哼哼哈西！i can dance!跳四小天鵝 oh? there comes a rabbit! 引導(dǎo)觀眾看兔子a)。樹站回后臺兔子a(一

3、開始不知道狀況。以為自己扮演周杰倫，所以很熱情地上場跟觀眾打招呼)：hey everybody, im jay! i love u! i love changhzou ! now let me sing one of my new songs to u! the name of the song is 發(fā)如雪!清清嗓子正要唱，這時候?qū)а萆蠈?dǎo)演：拿手中紙筒狠狠打了下兔子a的頭what are u doing?! now u are a rabbit, understand?!兔子a：sorry sorry sorry (導(dǎo)演很神氣地下臺)兔子a：ok, im a rabbit. now im j

4、ust walking around here.農(nóng)夫繼續(xù)鋤地，邊鋤邊上場，突然看見前面有個兔子 農(nóng)夫：（驚喜地）lunch！扔掉癢癢撓i will catch it！ 偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走 農(nóng)夫跟在兔子后面。兩個人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝看手表。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝打手機(jī)。兩人繼續(xù)走，兔子回頭。這次農(nóng)夫冷酷地把槍口對準(zhǔn)了兔子。兔子a：wahhhh!（嚇一跳）what do you want?農(nóng)夫：huh！i will kill u for lunch! 兔子a： wah 兔子跑，躲到樹后面，農(nóng)夫追到樹前 農(nóng)夫：where to go?

5、haha! 農(nóng)夫開了一槍“砰”(配音)。兔子在樹后驚慌躲閃，沒被打到。樹做出受傷中彈狀。 農(nóng)夫又開槍，同上。 農(nóng)夫開始加快頻率，火力密集地開槍。兔子開始時驚慌躲閃，躲著躲著跳起舞來。樹繼續(xù)痛苦中彈狀。 兔子a自我陶醉中，邊跳舞邊說you cant hurt me! you cant hurt me！ 樹：痛苦萬分地butyouhurt me.痛苦地慢慢挪動到兔子背后 兔子繼續(xù)興奮地跳舞。農(nóng)夫停止開槍，走到兔子面前，看著它。 兔子猛然抬頭發(fā)現(xiàn) 農(nóng)夫：ah ha! bye bye ! 舉槍對準(zhǔn)兔子，開槍，沒聲音，看看槍，示意沒子彈了。兔子見狀，非常興奮地大笑起來 兔子a：ha ha ha ha!

6、you cant kill me now！ 興奮大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然頭撞倒了后面的樹 wa ！倒地農(nóng)夫：oh! 很興奮地過去兩個手指提起兔子my lunch , i caught you ! 把兔子綁到樹上。打呵欠im tired! ill eat you after sleeping.倒地睡覺（打鼾的聲音）兔子a：兔子很快醒了，看看四周，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己被綁了，很驚訝where am i? what happened? 樹：指著農(nóng)夫he has caught you and wants to eat you. 兔子a：what?! i must leave here! but how ca

7、n i escape？東張西望，看到農(nóng)夫的手機(jī)a mobile!解開繩子去看手機(jī)itsnokia wc 250! wow, how fashion!放回原處。又自覺地把自己綁在樹上。 突然想起來a mobile！maybe i can call some one to help me！ 又不知不覺地把自己放出來，拿起手機(jī)做出打電話的樣子 (配音：撥電話) hello？兔子b：hello! its jenny. 兔子a：hey jenny！ 兔子b：oh, hey mary! 兔子a：how are you? 兔子b：fine, thank you. and u? 兔子a：im fine too

8、! how are your parents? 兔子b：they are fine, thank you. and u? 兔子a：they are fine, too! how is your uncle? 兔子b：hes fine, thank you! and u? 兔子a：hes fine , too! how 兔子b：eh.eh.ehwait. but why do you call me? if you want borrow some money from meno way! 兔子a：no no no! im in danger now! come and help me! 兔子b

9、：but where are you? 兔子a：im under a tree! 兔子b：邊打電話邊在附近走，經(jīng)過兔子a面前，兩個人還沒發(fā)現(xiàn)what can you see around you? 兔子a：i see a rabbit that looks exactly like you! 兔子b：a rabbitlike me ok! ill find you just a second! wait for me! i will help you! 匆匆離開 兔子a 打完電話，小心翼翼地把手機(jī)放回農(nóng)夫處，然后又很自覺地要把自己綁回了樹上兔子a：haha! my friend will co

10、me and save me! yeah! 興奮過度，后仰，頭又撞倒樹上,倒地(虛弱地)oh! hurt! call 110or 119?112?.oh, forget it! im dying!作喉嚨卡住聲音，死去兔子b上兔子b：im also a rabbit！imsmart! im lovely! and im (作風(fēng)情萬種)beautiful! （自我陶醉）轉(zhuǎn)頭看自己右手邊，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)兔子a倒在地上oh, my! mary!伏在兔子a身上(哭聲)im so sorry, mary! im too late!5555555mary!痛苦而夸張地轉(zhuǎn)身敲打樹樹：oh! oh, dont hit me.! dont hit me! im broken!朝地上倒，壓倒兔子b兔子b：what? no.no!.icant.breath(作死了的聲音)農(nóng)夫一覺醒來?？匆妰芍煌米?en.? two rubbits! i rememer