英語(yǔ)搞笑話(huà)劇劇本

1、英語(yǔ)搞笑話(huà)劇劇本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet從前，一個(gè)巫婆有一雙臭腳，人們都很討厭。所以，她想找一個(gè)人換掉她的雙腳。有一天她來(lái)到 "香國(guó) " 。她發(fā)現(xiàn)，人人都有雙香腳。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭腳換 了王子的香腳。有一位公主，她總是失眠。雖然國(guó)王和王后在嘗試了很多方法，她還不能睡覺(jué)。國(guó)王和王 后陛下非常擔(dān)心自己的女兒。最后，他們就發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個(gè)方法：每當(dāng)公主無(wú)法入睡，她只需要嗅覺(jué)王子的臭腳，然后她將 睡得很好。最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。人物Ada:Little girlCandy:QueenEvander:KingEvelyn

2、Joel:PrinceRita:Singer/WomanYilina:WitchSummaryOnce upon a time A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting.So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.And one day she flied to “ Fragrance Country ” . She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had th

3、e most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince s fragrant feet.There was a princess who couldn t sleep in “Beauty Country ” . Although the king and the queen tried manymethods, she still couldn t sl

4、eep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn t sleep, she only had to smell the prince s stinky feet,and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princ

5、ess lived happily together.SCENE I(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)Ada: Ohwhat an interesting story! Once upon a time A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.Ada: And one day she

6、 flied to “ Fragrance country ” . She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.Witch: ( screaming and laughing and dancing ) I m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. Mo

7、re and more people fall for mymy feet! Ohno, my feet! I m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much?Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don t want to live. I want to fly away!( Flying to the Fragrance country )Witch: (Crying) I hate my fee

8、t! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what sthe smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he s sleeping and snoring. Let meexchange myfee

9、t with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, myfeet. You smell so sweet! Now I m really t he most charming witch. (Fly away)Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one - my dear princess.Prince: (Wake up!) Ohwhat s wrong? What a bad smell! The room smell

10、s of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can t believe it!SCENE II(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)Prince: Oh there are many crows.Crow A:

11、 Please go away Crow B: Quickly! It s full of bad smell here.Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Oh! I am so sorry My feet cause you much trouble Sorry!(Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)Prince: Hum I like the perfume of flowers.Flower A: Oh! I can

12、t live without fresh air.Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.(Prince continues to walk.)Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.(Many strange

13、rs are buying from vendors on the road.)Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.Stranger B: Oh! Don t talk nonsense.Stranger C: I kn ow where that bad smell comes from. It s him. Strangers: Just get lost! Dirty man!Prince: Oh I m sorry. I m not a dirty man. My feet are really disgust

14、ing. (Prince continues to walk.) SCENE IIIAda: There was a princess who couldn t sleep in “ Beauty country. ” Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn t sleep.Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter. Then, they finally found a perfect solution after seve

15、ral trials and failures(In the palace.) Queen: I am the queen!King: Of course I am the king!Queen: You never care about your daughter!King: So what happened to our baby?Queen: My dear daughter can t sleep!King: So what can we do?(Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.)King: Ohmy dear, jus

16、t take them all.Princess: Take them all? Are you sure?King: Yes!Princess: (Take medicine) I still can t sleep me still can t sleep!(Try another method.)King: Hey my dear! Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep(Try a third method.)Queen: I know a gi

17、rl with a beautiful voice. Maybeshe can makeour daughter sleep.King: Yes yes! (Open the door) Is she the one? (See Ada)Queen: Ohno!King: Is she the one?Queen: Of course! Please start singing!Rita: I am a magic singer. (Clean the throat.) Can I start to sing?Rita: Baby sleep. Baby sleep. Baby hurry t

18、o sleep. Everybody sing with mePrincess: Shut up! Get out of here!King: I think these methods are not good ideas. We ll think of better ide as.Queen: Hum ” have an idea .maybe we can .King: You can say that again.Queen: Let s get ready.(King and queen are preparing )Princess: Daddy! Mommy! It s time

19、 to sleep! Don t forget to take medicine.(King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.)King: Oh, no! It didn t work. Maybe we should get help from people.Queen: OK! (Point to Ada) You just do it.Go out on the streets and find somehelp.SCENE IV(Prince walks in the B

20、eauty Country and looks at a crowd of people. Some peopletry to make the princess sleep.)Prince: (To himself.) A woman amongthe crowd: I ve tried several ways and still they didn t work! I think I can make the princess sleep! Can I try?King & Queen: Yes! It s our pleasure. Please try.Prin ce: Thank you! (Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess s face.) Sorry! My dear princess!Princess: Oh! Your feet smell so awful. I can t breathe and I want to sleep.King & Queen: Oh no! My dear What happened to you? Don