兒童英語(yǔ)笑話大全

兒童英語(yǔ)笑話大全篇一：兒童英文笑話TellalieMom:"Whichbananadoyouwant,Victor?"Victor:"Iwantthatoneofthegreatest."Mom:"Victor,youshouldbepolite,tohavethatlittleone."Victor:"Mom,Imustlietobepolite?"媽媽：一你要哪一只香蕉，維克多？維克多：一我要那只最大的。媽媽：一維克多，你應(yīng)該懂禮貌，要那只小的。維克多：一媽媽，難道懂禮貌就必須說(shuō)謊嗎？IDon'tLikeanArgument我不想爭(zhēng)論Gerald,askedtheteacher,whatistheshapeoftheearth?It'sround,answeredGerald.Howdoyouknowit'sround?continuedtheteacher.Allright,it'ssquarethen,hereplied,Ireallydon'tfeellikegettingintoanargumentaboutit!杰拉爾德，老師問(wèn)：地球是什么形狀？是圓形的，杰拉爾德回答道。你怎么知道是圓的？老師又問(wèn)。好吧，那它是方的，學(xué)生回答說(shuō)：我可不想與你爭(zhēng)論這件事情。TwoBirds兩只鳥(niǎo)Teacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Student:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanswer.Teacher:Pleasetellus.Student:Theswallowisbesidethesparrowandthesparrowisbesidetheswallow.老師：這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。ThreeTurtles三只烏龜Threeturtlesdecidedtohaveacupofcoffee.Justastheygotintothecafe,itstartedtorain.Thebiggestturtlesaidtothesmallestone,"Gohomeandgettheumbrella."Thelittleturtlereplied,"Iwill,ifyoudon'tdrinkmyoffee."1/12"Wewon't,"theothertwopromised.Twoyearslaterthebigturtlesaidtothemiddleturtle,"Well,Iguessheisn'tcomingback,sowemightaswelldrinkhiscoffee."Justthenavoicecalledfromoutsidethedoor,"Ifyoudo,Iwon'tgo."三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來(lái)。于是最大的那只烏龜對(duì)最小的烏龜說(shuō)，一回家去取傘吧。最小的烏龜說(shuō)，一如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。—我們不喝，另外兩只烏龜答應(yīng)說(shuō)。兩年后，大烏龜對(duì)中烏龜說(shuō)，一好吧，我猜他肯定不回來(lái)了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。正在這時(shí)，一個(gè)聲音從門外傳來(lái)，一你們要是喝了，我就不去。WhoIstheLaziest誰(shuí)最懶Father:Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelaziestpersoninyourclass?Tom:Idon'tknow,father.Father:Oh,yes,youdo!Think!Whenotherboysandgirlsaredoingandwriting,whositsintheclassandonlywatcheshowotherpeoplework?Tom:Ourteacher,father.父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過(guò)，現(xiàn)在我想問(wèn)你個(gè)問(wèn)題。你們班上誰(shuí)最懶？湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。父親：啊，不對(duì)，你知道！想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫(xiě)字時(shí)，誰(shuí)在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。Buttheteachercried可是老師哭了Thesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled（被寵壞的）.Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedonhim.Hehardlyleftherside.Andwhenhewantedanything,heeithercriedorthrewatempertantrum（亂發(fā)脾氣）.Thencamehisfirstdayofschool,hisfirstdayawayfromhisgrandmother'slovingarms.Whenhecamehomefromschoolhisgrandmamethimatthedoor.Wasschoolallright?sheasked,Didyougetalongallright?didyoucry?Cry?Johnasked.No,Ididn'tcry,buttheteacherdid!六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學(xué)才離開(kāi)祖母的懷抱。約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門口接他并問(wèn)道：學(xué)校怎么樣？你過(guò)的好嗎？哭了沒(méi)有？哭？約翰問(wèn)，不，我沒(méi)哭，可老師哭了。WhoisStupid誰(shuí)愚蠢Ateacherwastryingtomakeuseofherpsychologycourses.Shestartedherclassbysaying,"Everyonewhothinksyou'restupid,standup!"2/12LittleJohnnythenstoodup.Theteachersaid,"Doyouthinkyou'restupid,Johnny?""No,ma'am,butIhatetoseeyoustandingthereallbyyourself!"一個(gè)老師在對(duì)學(xué)生們講心理學(xué)，一誰(shuí)認(rèn)為自己蠢就站起來(lái)？她一開(kāi)始就說(shuō)。小約翰尼站了起來(lái)?！阏J(rèn)為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼？老師問(wèn)。—不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個(gè)人站著。LostPurse丟失的錢包Aladylostherhandbag.Itwasfoundbyanhonestlittleboyandreturnedtoher.Lookinginherpurse,shecommented,"Hmmm....That'sfunny.WhenIlostmybagtherewasa$20billinit.Nowtherearetwenty$1bills."Theboyquicklyreplied,"That'sright,lady.ThelasttimeIfoundalady'spurse,shedidn'thaveanychangeforareward."一個(gè)女人丟了手提包，有一個(gè)誠(chéng)實(shí)的小孩撿到后交還給了她。她看了看錢包，說(shuō)：一嗯，這么有趣，我丟的時(shí)候里面是一張20美元，現(xiàn)在成了20張一美元?！獩](méi)錯(cuò)，夫人。小男孩立刻回答道，一上次我撿到錢包時(shí)，那位夫人沒(méi)有零錢獎(jiǎng)賞給我。Iknowwhogodis我知道上帝是誰(shuí)了Aboysaystohermother,Mom,isGodamanorwoman?Themomthinksawhileandsays,Well,son,Godisbothmanandwoman.Thesonisconfused,soheasks,IsGodblackorwhite?Themotherreplies,Godisbothblackandwhite,honey.Theson,stillcurious,saysafterawhile,IsGodgayorstraight,mommy?Themother,gettingalittleworried,answers,Son,Godisbothgayandstraight.Thesonthinksaboutit,andhisfacelightsupwhenhethinkshefinallyhasansweredhisquestion:IsGodMichaelJackson?兒子：媽媽，上帝是白人還是黑人？媽媽：寶貝，上帝是白人也是黑人！兒子：那上帝是男人還是女人？媽媽：寶貝，上帝是男人也是女人！兒子：哦。我知道了，上帝是邁克爾?杰克遜！HisFault他的錯(cuò)Billy:Mother,Bobbybrokeawindow.Mother:Howdidhedoit?Billy:Ithrewarockathimandheducked.比利：媽媽，波比打壞了窗玻璃。媽媽：他怎么打的？比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開(kāi)了。3/12Likefather,likeson有其父必有其子Son:Papa,what'sthemeaningof"Likefather,likeson"?Father:Bastard.Whatanotherscandalousthinghaveyoudoneintheschool?兒子：爸爸，一有其父必有其子是什么意思呀？父親：狗崽子，你在學(xué)校又干什么見(jiàn)不得人的事啦？They'reBusy他們很忙Oneday,thephonerang,andalittleboyanswered."MayIspeaktoyourparents?""They'rebusy.""Oh.Isanybodyelsethere?""Thepolice.""CanIspeaktothem?""They'rebusy.""Oh.Isanybodyelsethere?""Thefiremen.""CanIspeaktothem?""They'rebusy.""Soletmegetthisstraight--yourparents,thepolice,andthefiremenarethere,butthey'reallbusy?Whataretheydoing?""Lookingforme."電話鈴響了，小男孩接了電話?！?qǐng)你父母聽(tīng)電話好嗎？—他們很忙。—噢，那家里還有其他人嗎？—還有警察?！铱梢院退麄冋f(shuō)話嗎？—他們很忙?！沁€有其他人嗎？—還有消防員?！铱梢院退麄冋f(shuō)話嗎？—他們也很忙?！?qǐng)直接告訴我一一你的父母、警察和消防員都在你家，但他們都很忙，他們到底在干什么？—在找我。Tom'sexcuse湯姆的借口Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,School-GoSlow.老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到？4/12湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫(xiě)著：學(xué)校----慢行。Icannotseeitatall我根本就看不見(jiàn)Aftersupper,theparentswerebusyplayingmah-jongwiththeguests.AtthispointthemotherthoughtofsomethingandsaidtohersonwhowaswatchingTV,"Honey,goseeifthekitchenlightisonornot?"Afterawhile,hersonreturnedandsaid,"Ma,thekitchenissodarkthatIcannotseeitatall."晚飯后，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時(shí)母親忽然想起點(diǎn)兒事來(lái)，便對(duì)正在看電視的兒子說(shuō)道：一寶貝，去看看廚房里的燈是不是還開(kāi)著呢？過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，兒子回來(lái)說(shuō)：一媽，廚房里太黑了，我根本就看不見(jiàn)。TheNewTeacher新老師GeorgecomesfromschoolonthefirstofSeptember."George,howdidyoulikeyournewteacher?"askedhismother."Ididn'tlikeher,Mother,becauseshesaidthatthreeandthreeweresixandthenshesaidthattwoandfourweresixtoo....."9月1日，喬治放學(xué)回到家里?！獑讨?，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？ 媽媽問(wèn)?！獘寢專也幌矚g，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6,可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。IfIamaManager如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理Onedayinclass,theteacherassignedhisstudentstowriteacomposition-IfIAmaManager.篇二：兒童英文小笑話Theremainingsheep剩下的羊Theteachersaid:"Iftheshepherdputtwentysheepouttofeedonthegrassinafield,fiveofthemjumpedafence,howmanysheepwouldbeleft?""None,"calledoutlittleMac.Theteachersaid:"Iamsurprisedthatyoucan'tcountcorrectly.Iknowthatyouaregoodatarithmetic,butyouhavemadesuchamistakenow."LittleMacsaid:"Youknowarithmetic,teacher,butyoudon'tknowsheep.Iknowthatifonesheepjumped,therestwillfollowittodothesame."老師說(shuō)：〃如果牧羊人把20只羊放到牧場(chǎng)上去吃草，有5只羊跳出了圍欄，還會(huì)剩下多少只？〃小麥克大聲回答說(shuō)：〃一只都沒(méi)有?！ɡ蠋熣f(shuō)：〃我很驚訝，你竟然不會(huì)算數(shù)。我知道你的算術(shù)很好的，現(xiàn)在竟會(huì)出錯(cuò)。〃小麥克說(shuō)：〃老師，你懂算術(shù)，但你不了解羊。英語(yǔ)小故事我知道，若是有一只羊跳了出去，其余的就會(huì)跟著她跳出去?！―on'tbotherme別煩我Onedayakindmanmetapanickylittleboyinhisneighbor-hoodwhenhewasgoinghomefromhisoffice.Henoticedthattheboyseemedtohavefoughtwithotherboys.Hekindlysaid:"Whydoyouhaveablackeye,littleman?Iamsorrytoseethat?"5/12Unexpectedlytheboyrepliedangrily:"Don'tbotherme.Yougohometofeelsorryforyourownlittleboy-hehasgottwo!"有一天一個(gè)好心的人下班回家時(shí)，在他居住的小區(qū)里碰到一個(gè)神色慌張的小男孩。他注意到這個(gè)孩子像是剛和別的孩子打過(guò)架，就親切的對(duì)他說(shuō)：〃小家伙，你怎么會(huì)有個(gè)黑眼眶呀？看到你這樣，我很為你難過(guò)？”不料這個(gè)小男孩竟然氣沖沖地回答說(shuō)：〃別煩我。你回家去為你自己的小男孩難過(guò)吧。他有兩個(gè)黑眼眶?！∟aivereasoning天真的推理Amanwastellingastorytohisson,afour-year-oldboy.Theboynoticedalockofgrayhaironhisfather'sheadandasked:"Whyaresomeofyourgray,papa?""Papawillgetagrayhaireverytimehislittleboyisnaughty,"saidhisfather,thinkingtotaketheadvantageofthisopportunitytogivehimamorallesson.Theboythoughtforamoment,andthennaivelysaid:"Oh,Iseewhymygrandpapahasalotofgrayhaironhishead.Ithinkhemusthavehadverynaughtyboys."有個(gè)人給他的兒子，一個(gè)4歲的男孩講故事。小男孩注意到他父親的頭上有一縷白發(fā)，就問(wèn)道：〃爸爸，你的頭發(fā)怎么是白的？〃他的父親想趁機(jī)給他上一堂教育課，就回答說(shuō)：〃爸爸的小男孩每頑皮一次，爸爸頭上就會(huì)長(zhǎng)出一根白頭發(fā)?！ㄐ∧泻⒊了剂艘幌?，就天真地說(shuō)：〃哦，我知道爺爺為什么有那么多白頭發(fā)了。我想他的兒子們一定也非常頑皮。〃Canyoueatanymore你還能吃嗎InChemistryclass,theteacherwasexplainingtherelationshipbetweensolventandsolute:"Acertainsolventcanonlydissolveacertainsolute.Forexample,youhaveeatenabowlofrice,thenonemorebowl.Afterhavingeatenthethirdbowl,youhavefeltfulltothethroat.Atthistime,canyoueatanymore?"Oneofthestudentsasked:"Isthereanydish?"化學(xué)課上老師講解溶劑與溶質(zhì)的關(guān)系：〃一定的溶劑只能溶解一定的溶質(zhì)。比如說(shuō)，你吃了一碗飯，又吃了一碗，第三碗吃下去已經(jīng)飽了，你還能吃下去嗎？〃有個(gè)學(xué)生問(wèn)：〃還有菜嗎？”Agarbagecollector垃圾收集工Johnwastenyearsold,andhewasaverylazyboy.Hehadtogotoschoolofcourse,buthewasboredthereandtriedtodoaslittleworkaspossible.Hisfatherandmotherwerebothdoctorsandtheyhopedthathewouldbecomeone,too,whenhegrewup,butonedayLohnsaidtohismother,"WhenIfinishschool,Iwanttobecomeagarbagecollector.""Agarbagecollector?"hismotherasked.Shewasverysurprised."That'snotaverypleasantjob.Whydoyouwanttobecomeagarbagecollector?""BecausethenI'donlyhavetoworkonedayaweek,"Lohnanswered.6/12"Onlyonedayaweek?"hismothersaid."Whatdoyoumean?""Well,"Johnanswered,"IknowthattheoneswhocometoourhouseonlyworkonWednesday,becauseIonlyseethemonthatday."約翰10歲了，是一個(gè)非常懶的男孩子。當(dāng)然他必須去上學(xué)，但他厭煩學(xué)校，并盡可能地少做功課。他父母親兩人都是醫(yī)生，他們兩人都希望當(dāng)他長(zhǎng)大后也當(dāng)個(gè)醫(yī)生，但有一天，約翰對(duì)他母親說(shuō)，〃我上完學(xué)，我想當(dāng)個(gè)垃圾收集工?！āɡ占?？〃他母親問(wèn)道。他母親非常吃驚?！强刹皇且患钊擞淇斓墓ぷ?。你為什么想當(dāng)一個(gè)垃圾收集工呢？”〃因?yàn)榈綍r(shí)候我只需一周工作一天，〃約翰回答說(shuō)?！ㄒ恢苤还ぷ饕惶欤俊ㄋ赣H說(shuō)?！闶鞘裁匆馑?？〃〃嗯，〃約翰回答說(shuō)，〃我知道來(lái)我們家的那些人只在星期三上班，因?yàn)槲抑辉谛瞧谌匆?jiàn)他們?！ɡ鲜笫鞘裁礃幼拥腞odentshadoverrunaposh（時(shí)髦的）privateschoolnearNewYorkCity.Sotheheadmaster,afriendofmine,askedahealthinspectortodeliveraslidepresentationtoteachersandstudents,showinghowtoremedythesituation,i.e.stow（裝載，收藏）trash,nofoodinclass,etc.Thefollowingday,ateacherhadherveryyoungchildrenwritealettertotheinspector,thankinghimforthevisit.Oneofthestudentswrote,"DearMr.Johnson,Thankyouforcomingtomyschool.UntilIsawyou,Ididn'tknowwhataratlookedlike."嚙齒類動(dòng)物在紐約市附近的一家時(shí)尚的私立學(xué)校泛濫成災(zāi)。那家學(xué)校的校長(zhǎng)（我的一個(gè)朋友）請(qǐng)來(lái)了一位健康檢查員來(lái)給在校師生作一次幻燈演示，告訴他們?nèi)绾翁幚磉@種情況，如，要垃圾裝好，上課不能吃東西等等。第二天，一個(gè)老師讓她的那些年紀(jì)還非常小的學(xué)生給那位檢查員寫(xiě)封信，感謝他的來(lái)訪。其中一個(gè)學(xué)生這樣寫(xiě)道，，，親愛(ài)的約翰遜先生，感謝您來(lái)到我的學(xué)校。在看到你之前，我還不知道老鼠長(zhǎng)的什么樣子。〃。Theteacher'spest老師的調(diào)皮學(xué)生ItisJune.Thesunisinthesky,itisimmensehot.Josieisboredwithschool.Shepreferstobeatthebeachwiththetide.Shecannotsitinherseat.Shecannotstoptalking.Whiletheteacherwritesontheboard,Josiegetsupandtalkstooneofherintimatefriends.Theteacher,Mr.Rolla,hearsthenoiseandsays."Josie,sitdownandbequiet."Josiesitsdown.Mr.Rollacontinueswiththelessons.Josiegetsupandtalkstoanotherfriend."Sitdownandbequiet."SaysMr.Rolla.Heisveryannoyedwithher.Josiecontinuestalking."O.K."Mr.Rollagetsfurious."Ifyouwanttotalk.Thencometothefrontoftheclassroomandbetheteacher.""Allright,"agreesJosie.Shecomestothefrontoftheclassroomandsays,"Quiet,everyone.Iamanewteacher,andIsayclassdismissed."7/12六月，太陽(yáng)高掛天空，天氣非常炎熱。朱絲對(duì)上課很厭煩，她更想在海灘觀看潮起潮落。她在座位上坐不住，不停地講話。當(dāng)老師在黑板上寫(xiě)字時(shí)，朱絲站起來(lái)和一個(gè)朋友說(shuō)話，瑞拉老師聽(tīng)到了，就說(shuō)：〃朱絲，坐下，安靜點(diǎn)。〃朱絲坐下來(lái)，老師繼續(xù)講課，朱絲又站起來(lái)和另一個(gè)朋友說(shuō)話?！ㄗ?，安靜點(diǎn)。〃可是朱絲又站起來(lái)說(shuō)話，他生氣了?！ㄈ绻阆胝f(shuō)話，到教師前面來(lái)說(shuō)話吧，你當(dāng)老師吧。〃老師憤怒地說(shuō)?！ê玫模ㄖ旖z說(shuō)。她走到教室前說(shuō)：〃安靜點(diǎn)，同學(xué)們，我是新老師，現(xiàn)在下課?！ㄎ以诘任业拿貢?shū)Onedayinclass,theteacherassignedhisstudentstowriteacomposition-ifIAmaManager.Allthestudentsbegantowriteexceptaboy.Theteacherwenttohimandaskedthereason."Iamwaitingformysecretary,"wastheboy'sanswer.一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以〃如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理〃為題寫(xiě)一篇作文。所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫(xiě)了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫(xiě)?！ㄎ以诘任业拿貢?shū)〃。那孩子答道。爸爸不高興Itseemsafarmboyaccidentallyoverturnedhiswagonloadofcorn.Thefarmerwholivednearbyheardthenoise."HeyWillis!!"thefarmeryelled,"Forgetyourtroubles.Comeinwithus.ThenI'llhelpyougetthewagonup.""That'smightyniceofyou,"Willisanswered,"butIdon'tthinkPawouldlikemeto.""Aw,comeon,"thefarmerinsisted."Wellokay,"theboyfinallyagreed,andadded,"butPawon'tlikeit."Afteraheartydinner,Willisthankedhishostandsaid,"Ifeelalotbetternow,butIknowPaisgoingtoberealupset.""Don'tbefoolish,"theneighborsaidwithasmile,"bytheway,whereishe?""Underthewagon."一個(gè)農(nóng)家小孩好像意外打翻了一車玉米，住在附近的一個(gè)農(nóng)夫聽(tīng)見(jiàn)了，喊道：〃威利斯，先放那吧。過(guò)來(lái)和我們呆會(huì)兒，一會(huì)兒我?guī)湍惴銎饋?lái)。〃〃太好了〃，威利斯答道，〃但是爸爸會(huì)不高興的?！āòパ?，快來(lái)吧〃，農(nóng)夫仍然在堅(jiān)持。〃好吧〃，小男孩終于點(diǎn)頭答應(yīng)了，〃但是爸爸真的會(huì)不高興。〃一頓豐盛的晚餐之后，威利斯向農(nóng)夫表示感謝：〃我覺(jué)得好多了，但是爸爸肯定很不高興?！ā▌e傻了”，農(nóng)夫笑著說(shuō)，〃哦，對(duì)了，你爸爸在哪了？〃〃車底下?！↖youshePeterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate;You,Youaremystudent.WhenPeterwenthome,hisfatheraskedhimwhathehadlearnedatschool.Petersaidatonce,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtohismother)She,Sheisyourclassmate;You,Youaremystudent.Hisfathergotangryandsaid,I,Iamyourfather;(thenpointingtohiswife)She,Sheisyourmother;You,Youaremyson.Thenextmorningatschool,theteacheraskedPeterifhehadlearnedthethreewordsby8/12heart.Yes,hesaidproudly,I,Iamyourfather;（thenpointingtoagirl）She,Sheisyourmother;You,Youaremyson.彼得是個(gè)聰明的孩子。在學(xué)校的第一天，他學(xué)了三個(gè)詞：我，你，她。老師教他如何用這三個(gè)詞造句子。老師說(shuō)：我，我是你的老師；（然后指著一個(gè)女孩）她，她是你的同學(xué)；你，你是我的學(xué)生。彼得回到家里，爸爸問(wèn)他學(xué)了什么。彼得馬上說(shuō)：我，我是你的老師；（然后指著他的媽媽）她，她是你的同學(xué)；你，你是我的學(xué)生。他的爸爸聽(tīng)了非常生氣，說(shuō)：我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著他的妻子）她，她是你的媽媽；你，你是我的兒子。第二天，老師問(wèn)彼得是否用心學(xué)那三個(gè)詞了。是的，彼得自豪地說(shuō)，我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著一個(gè)女孩）她，她是你的媽媽；你，你是我的兒子。Cry"Tom,what'sthematterwithyourbrother?"askedthemotherinthekitchen."He'scrying.""Oh,nothing,Mum,"repliedTom."I'meatingmycake.HeiscryingbecauseIwon'tgivehimany.""Buthashefinishedhisowncake?""Yes."saidTom."AndhealsocriedwhenIwashelpinghimfinishthat."“湯姆，你弟弟怎么了？"媽媽在廚房里問(wèn)。"他在哭。"“沒(méi)事兒，媽媽，"湯姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因?yàn)槲也唤o他吃。""他已經(jīng)吃完自己的了么？""是的。""我?guī)退酝陼r(shí)，他也哭了。"篇三：英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話大全英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話大全.akissAtadinnerparty,thespeaker,whowastheguestofhonor,wasabouttodeliveraspeechwhenhiswifesittingattheotherendofthetable,senthimapieceofpaperwiththeword"KISS"scribbledonit.Theguestseatednexttothespeakersaid,"Yourwifemustloveyouverymuch,Iseehersendyoua'KISS'beforeyoubeginyourspeech."Thespeakersmiledandexp