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320TheOneWithThe320[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Chandler,Monica,Phoebe,andJoeyarethere.]Chandler:Waitaminute,wait.You're lingmethisactress istheonlywomanyoueverwantedwhodidn'twantyouback?!Joey:Yeah!OhmyGod!(toChandler)Isthiswhatit'sliketobeJoey:Oh,youhavenoidea.And-andwhenwe'reonstageIgetto-tokissherand-andtouchher,butthenshegoeshomewiththedirector,andit'slikesomebody'sripoutmyheart!Phoebe:Oh,it'ssogreattoseeyoufeelinglikeRoss:(entering)All:Ross:Monica,uhDadcalledthismorningandah,AuntSilviapassedRoss:WewereallprettyshakenupaboutPhoebe:Wait,amImissingsomethingthough?'CauseIthoughtdeathwassomethingthat'ssupposedtobesad,inaway.Ross:Wellah,AuntSilviawas,wellnota Monica:Oh,shewasacruel,cranky,oldbitch!(Rossgivesheralook)(toRoss)AndI'msorryshedied.DidDadsayIgetthedollhouse?Ross:YougettheMonica:IgetthePhoebe:Wow,ahousefordolls,thatissocool!WhenIwaskid,IhadaJoey:Uh,Pheebs,youhadabarrelforaPhoebe:No,justaMonica:Y'knowwhat,youcanywithmyPhoebe:Really?!Monica:Anytimeyouwant.Y'know,whenIwasyounger,allIwantedtodowastoywiththisdollhouse,butno!!Itwastobelookedat,butneveryedwith.Chandler:MyGrandmotherusedtosaythatexactsamethingtome.[Scene:Rachel'soffice,ChandlerandherarecomingbackfromSophie:Hey,Rach!Chandler:Hey.Sophie:Rachel:Thanksforlunch,Chandler.Y'know,youdidn'thavetowalkmeallthewaybackuphere.Chandler:Oh,that's-that'sokay,noproblem.(HestartstolookaroundherRachel:Honeyum,honey,youdorealisethatwedon'tkeepthewomen'slingeriehereintheoffice?Rachel:Summercatalogue!(handshimtheChandler:That'sthestuff!(quicklygrabs上了臺，可以吻她、摸她 謝謝你請吃飯，還陪回來瑞秋，給凡賽斯的 [Rachel'sboss,Joanna,Joanna:Rachel,IneedtheVersachi .(toChandler) o!Youdon'tworkforme.Rachel:(introducesthem)Joanna,thisismyfriendChandlerBing(toChandler)Joanna:Bing!That'sagreatChandler:Thanks,it'sah,Gaelic,for'Thyturkey'sdone.'Soah,I'mgonnago,nice,nicemeetingyou. Rachel:Bye,Joanna:(toRachel)Soah,what'swrongwithRachel:Oh,nothing,he'sjustgoofylikethat,Iactually,hardlynoticeitJoanna:Ohno,no-no-no,isheah,married,orinvolvedwithRachel:No!!No!He'snotmarried,orinvolved,withanyone!Joanna:Oh,Rachel,(pause)actually,y'knowwhat,forgetit.Rachel:Well,I'llaskhimforyou,ifyouwant Joanna:Wouldyou?Or,isitjusttosadanddesperate,andy'knowsomethingthatSophiewoulddo?Sophie:Uh,uh,uh,IamJoanna:Iknow[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Monicaisshowingoffhernewdollhouse.It'sahugedollhouse,thattakesuptheentirelivingroomtable.]Monica:Lookatit!Ohhh!Wallpaper'salittlefaded,that'sokay.Carpet'salittleloose.Hardwoodfloors!!Phoebe:(entering) Phoebe:Oh!Ooh!OhMonica!It'ssoMonica:IPhoebe:So,I'mhere,ready Monica:Phoebe:Ibroughtabunchofstuffforthehouse,socheckitout.Ha-ha.(Sheremovesthislargeceramicdogthatcomesuptothesecondfloorandcesitnexttothehouse.)Monica:What'sPhoebe:That'sadog,everyhouseshouldhaveaMonica: hatcanpeeonthePhoebe:Well,maybeit'ssobigbecausethehousewasbuiltonradioactiveChandler:(holdingatissue)Andis asethehousePhoebe:No,no,that'stheghostfortheMonica:Idon'twantaPhoebe:Well,nobodywantsaghost.Butyou'vegotone,becausethehouseissittingonanancient nburialground.Ross:Waitaminute,thehousewasbuiltonradioactivewaste,andanancientnburialground?Thatwouldneverhappen.Phoebe:Okay,obviouslyyoudon'tknowmuchaboutthe Rachel:(entering)

抱歉，是說 Rachel:IneedtotalktoRoss:Sure,what'sRachel:Oh,sorry.ImeantRoss:I-Iknow.Wellifsomethingcomesup...(walksChandler:Oh,I'mgladyouguysarepastthatlittleawkwardRachel:Okay,myboss,Joanna,whenyouleft,shestartedaskingquestionsaboutChandler:Oh-ho,likedwhatshesaw,huh?Dugmyaction,didshe?Checkin'outtheChan-Chanman!Rachel:(looksathim)Thatwas(pause)surreal.Okay,whatdothink?Areyouinterestedatall? Rachel:Ohthankyou,Chandler,thisissogreat,she'sgonnalovePhoebe:(holdingadinosaur)Okay,dinosaurattack!!Quick,everybodyintothehouse!!Ahh-ahh!(thedinosaurstartsattackingthehouse.Shestartstobarklikeadog.)Roof!Rrroof-roof-roof!Monica:Okay,Phoebe,y'knowwhat?That-that'sit,that'sit,allright?Nodinosaurs,noghosts,nogiantdogs,okay?They'renottherightsize,they'renotVictorian,andtheyjustdon'tgo.Phoebe:Okay,(startstopackupherstuff)fine.Comedinosaur,we'renoteinthehouseofnoimagination.Ross:Uh,Pheebs,whilewe'rehoveringaroundthesubject.Ijusthavetosaydinosaurs,they-theydon'tgo,rrroof!Phoebe:Thelittleones[Scene:TheTheatre,JoeyandKatearegettingreadytorehearse Joey:Hey,Kate:Joey:Listen,Iah,wenttothatrestaurantthatyouweretalkingaboutlastweek...TheDirector:Hey,lovely!Come,talktomeaminute!(shegoesovertohim)Joey:(tohimself)AndIatethefood,Ihadthefish,itwasgood,yeah.Itwasgood,yeah...Woman:Hi,oh,I'mLauren,Kate'sJoey:Oh,hey!JoeyLauren:Iknow!I-I'mabigfanofJoey:(looksather,shocked)Lauren:Iusedtoumm,schedulemyclassessoIcouldwatchDr.DrakeRemorayonDaysofOurLives.Joey:Getoutofhere, Joey:Lauren:Ohbutthen,theywentanddroppedyoudown evatorJoey:Theygavemethe Lauren:(laughing)Oh,you'resofunny.Listen,umm,whatareyou ngafterrehearsals?Doyouwanttogetadrink,orsomething?Joey:WellAhh,(heseesKateandthedirectorkissing)yeah!Yeah,sure,a

? 趁這個機會，告訴你 來跟聊一下很好吃，點了魚 他們是把踢掉了好 soundsLauren:Cool!I-I'llseeyou TheDirector: ,it'stimetoact,mytalkingprops.(BothJoeyandKatejustlookateachother.)[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Phoebeisenteringwithherowndollhouse,thatshemadeherself.]Phoebe:All:Phoebe:Lookeverybody,lookatmynewPhoebe:Look,look!(Sheliftsuptheroof,andthefrontpanelfallsrevealingtheRoss:Hey,what'sPhoebe:Oh,okay,it'stheslideinsteadofstairs.Watchthis.(Sheslidesadolldowntheslide)Monica:It'sveryinteresting,Rachel:What'sPhoebe:TheLicoriceRoom,youcaneatallthefurniture.And,whenguestscomeover,theycanstayonthetootsieroll-awaybed.Ross:Thisisthecoolesthouse(MonicaislookingonwithahurtexpressiononherPhoebe:Hey,doesanybodywanttojoinmeinthearomaroom?(lightssome Ross:IMonica:Hey,guys,guys,didyouseemy RossandRachel:Uh-Phoebe:Watch,watch.(SheturnsastrandofChristmaslightsstrungaroundtheRossandRachel:Phoebe:And,and!(SheturnsonabubbleRossandRachel:Chandler:(entering)Hey,myFather'shousedoesRachel:(toChandler)O-o-o-okay,howdidit lmeChandler:Well,themoviewasgreat,dinnerwasgreat,andthere'snothinglikeacool,crispNewYorkevening.Rachel:Chandler:Ofcourse,Ididn'tgettoenjoyanyofthat,becauseJoanna'ssuchbig,dull[Scene:Rachel'soffice, lingRachel,hersideoftheJoanna:ChandlerisJoanna:OhGod,wejustclicked!Y'knowhowpeoplejustclick?Likehecamebytopickmeup,andIopenedthedoor,anditwasjustlike,click!Did l

有人要跟進(jìn)芳香室嗎? 當(dāng)然啦，一點也不盡興 等回來，希望臺上會出現(xiàn)… Rachel:Oh,Joanna:Oh,andhe'sgotsuchagoodheart!Doesn'thehaveagoodRachel:Oh,IJoanna:Oh,Iknowandhe'ssoosweet!Listen,hesaidhewasgoingtocall,soputhimstraightthrough.Sophie:Isn'tthisJoanna:Don'tspoil[Scene:TheTheatre,JoeyandKatearerehearsing.]Joey:Comeonbaby,don'tgo.Please?Whatdoyousay?[Aphonerings.]TheDirector:(answeringthephone)o.Oh!It'syou.Justah,justone-onesec.(toJoeyandKate)Iamgoingtotakethiscall.WhenIcontinue,Ihopethattherewillappearonstagethismagicalthingthatinthetheatrewecall,committingtothemoment!(Hegoestotakethecall.)Joey:(toKate)Thatguy'slikeacartoon.WhatdoyouseeinhimKate:Hehappenstobebrilliant.WhichismorethanIcansayforthatsweateryou'redating.Joey:Hey,I'mnotinterestedinhersweater!It'swhat'sunderneathhersweaterthatcounts.Andbesides,seah,sewhendoyoucarewhoI'mgoingoutKate:Idon'tcare.Why,doyouwantmetoJoey:DoyouwantmetowantyoutoKate:DoJoey:TheDirector:(returning)Okay,I'mafraidtosaythis,butlet'spickitupwhereweleftoff.[TheyresumeJoey:Comeonbaby,don'tgo.Please?WhatdoyouKate:I'vegotnoreasontostay.(JoeygrabsherandkissesTheDirector:Stop!!Stopit!Youmuststop!Youarebadactors!Thisisaterribley!I'llseeyouinthemorning.(exits)Kate:Ican'tbelievewegoonin,inaJoey:Hey,it'sgonna Lauren:(toJoey)Hey!Sos ewe'regettingoffearly,doyouwanttogoandpaintmugs?Joey:Lauren:Youknow!At ceItoldyouaboutlastJoey:Oh,yeah,withthemugpainting.Yeah.Iwassolisteningtothat.Butah,y'knowwhat,IthinkIkindaneedtoworkonmystufftonight.Lauren:Oh,Joey:Okay.(hegivesherapeckontheLauren:I'llseeyoutomorrow.(shekisseshimfullontheJoey:Joey:(toKate)Ah,areyou

你幾時開始關(guān)心跟誰交往?才不關(guān)心，你希望你希望希望你關(guān)心嗎? 就是昨晚說的那個地方但是今晚想好好練戲然后用腿圈住他的腰 Kate:Yeah,Iguess.Look,whatarewegonnadoaboutthisscene,Joey:Idon'tKate:Wellumm,maybeifithadmoreJoey:HowdoyouKate:Well, 'slookingforareasontostay,right?Victorcan'tjustkissher,he'sgotta,gottareallygiveherareason,y'know?Joey:MaybehecouldsliphertheKate:Ormaybe,maybehecouldgrabher,and,and,and,andliftherJoey:Yeah,yeah,andthen ,shemaybeshecouldwrapherlegsaroundhisKate:Andthenshecouldripoffhisshirtandkisshischest,and,andhisJoey:Andthen,thenhecouldusehisteeth,histeethtoundoherdress,and,and,andbiteher!Kate:Andthenright,rightwhenthesceneends,hecouldtakeherwiththisraw,[cuttoJoey'sbedroom,JoeyandKateareemergingfromundertheJoey:SomethinglikeKate:Yeah,that'sprettymuchwhatIhadinJoey:[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,RossandMonicaareeatingbreakfastasJoeyenters,veryhappily.]Joey:(toRoss)Ross:Joey:(toMonica)(HewalksupbehindMonicaandgivesherabighugandakissontheRoss:Joey:(HewalksoverbehindRoss,thinksaboutitforamoment,andgiveshimabigRoss:It'salittleearlytobeJoey:No-no,thingsah,finallyhappenedwithRoss:Joey:Oh,itwassoamazing.Afterthe(pause)loveMonica:OhJoey:Yep.Ijust,Ijustwatchedhersleepforlikehours,justbreathinginandbreathingout.AndthenIknewshewasdreaming'cause,'causehereyeskeepgoinglikethis.(Hecloseshiseyesandmovesthemaround,kindalikehe'sbeenprocessedbythedevil,orsomething.)Chandler:(enteringwithRachel)I'm lingya,Joanna'sgotitallwrong.Okay?AllIsaidwas,'Thiswasfun.Let's tagainsometime.I'llgiveyouacall.'Rachel:Ohh,gee.Iwonderwhyshethinksyou'regoingtocallher?Chandler:That'swhatyousay ofaRachel:Youcan'tjustsay,'Nicetomeetyou,good

… 知道她在等這句話所以就說了，沒辦法殺了吧 你沒叫他不要打給吧?為什么?不 Chandler:Toherface?Lookit's ofthedate,I'mstandingthere,Iknowallshe'swaitingforisformetosay'I'llcallher'andit'sjusty'know,comesout.Ican'thelpit,it'sacompulsion.Monica:ComeonRach,whenaguysayshe'sgoingtocall,itdoesn'tmeanhe'sgoingtocall.Hasn'titeverhappenedtoyou?Monica:Hmm,biteme.[Scene:Rachel'soffice.]Joanna:(entering)Didhecall?Rachel:No.Sorry.Joanna:Why?!Why?!Hesaidhe'dcall.Whyhasn'theSophie:Maybehe'sintimatedbyreallysmart,strong,successfulwomen.Joanna:Sophie,wouldyoupleaseclimboutofmybutt.Whyhasn'thecalled,Rachel?Why?Rachel:Okay,okay.Umm,wellah,maybehe,maybehefeelsawkwardbecauseyouaremyboss.Joanna:Theonly thatshouldfeelawkwardisyou,andyoudidn't lhimnottocallme,didyou?Rachel:No.Joanna:Becauseifyoufeel fortablewithyourfrienddatingsomeoneyouworkfor,therearealwayswaystofix...that.[Scene:CentralPerk,ChandlerisreadingamagazineasRachelRachel:(grabbingthemagazineoutofhishands)Callher!CallherChandler:Multiple,somanypaperRachel:Whyhasn'thecalledRachel?Why?Why?Idon'tunderstand.Why?Hesaidcall.Why?Why?ChandlerI'mlingyoushehasflippedout,she'sgonecrazy!Chandler:(sarcastic)Oh,wellgivemethephRachel:Comeon,thisisn'tfunny.Shethinksit'smyfaultthatyouhaven'tcalledher.Youhavetocallher!Chandler:Look,youcan'tcallsomebodyafterthislongjusttosay,'aseyoudidn'tnotice,Idon'tlikeyou!'Rachel:Wellthenyou'regoingtohavetotakeheroutChandler:Nooo!!She'sreallydull!Andshegetsthisgrossmascaragoopthinginthecornerofhereye!Rachel:Idon'tcare!Idon'tcare!Youaregoingtohavetotakeheroutagainandendit,andenditinwaythatsheknowsit'sactuallyended.And,Idon'tcarehowharditisforyou,donotlherthatyouwillcallheragain! !Fine!Butit'sjustalunchdate,nomorethananhour!AndfromnowonIgetmyowndates,Idon'twantyousettingmeupwithanybodyeveragain!Rachel:That'sChandler:That'sjustalotofbigtalk,Rachel:I

你或許沒發(fā)現(xiàn)，不喜歡你 你不要再幫牽線了 [Scene:MonicaandRachel's,RossisRoss:Monica:(fromthebathroom)I'minthe[Heclosesthedoorandwalksovertogetsomethingfromthefridge.HestartstosmellsomethingandturnsaroundtoseePhoebe'sdollhousesmoking.Herunsoverandtakesofftherooftorevealthatthedollhousefire.]Ross:Oh,fire!There,there'safire![Hetriestoblowitout,andobviously,itdoesn'twork.Herunsovertothesinktogetaglassofwatertoputoutthefire,butseMonicaisintheshowerthewaterpressureisverylowandtakesalongtimetofilltheglass.Indesperationhetakesthehalffullglassoveranddumpsitonthefire,itdoesn'twork.Hethenpicksupthedollhouseandconsidersbringingitovertothesink,butdecidestotakeitintothebathroomandusetheshowertoputitout.HekicksopenthedoorandwehearMonicascreamatthetopofherlungs.][Scene:TheTheatre,KateisarrivingforJoey:Kate:Joey:SoIah,talkedtoLauren,kindatoldherhowthingswerewithus.Didyouah,didyoutalktoMarshall?Joey:Y'know,aboutwhathappenedwithKate:Nooo.Andthere'sreallynoreasonheshouldfindout,soahlet'snotmakeabigdealaboutit,okay?Joey:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Itwasabigdeal.Imean,comeonyoucan'tlmelastnightdidn'tmeansomethingtoyou.I-Iwasthere,you'renotthatanKate:Lookumm,I,Iwas,Iwasjustcaughtupinthemoment.That'sallitwas.Joey,I'm-I'msorryyoufeelbad,buthaven'tyoueversleepwithawomenwhereitmeantmoretoherthanitdidtoyou?Joey:Lauren:(entering)Hi,Kate:Hi,Lauren.Joey:Hi,Lauren.Lauren:Hi,![Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaandRossareinspectingthedamagetotheRoss:SorryIah,IscaredyouinMonica:Oh,that'sokay.Bytheway,IwasjustcheckingtheshowerPhoebe:(entering)Monica:(runsovertoher)Itriedtoreachyouatwork. beenaPhoebe:What?!Ohmy...(seestheremainsofthehouse)OhmyGod!!WhatRoss:Well,webelieveitoriginatedhere.(Heusesapoin ndpointstothepointoforigin.)IntheAromaRoom. .Dideveryonegetout

太好了，等你 但是得謝謝你的誠實你可以原諒嗎 Monica:Well,thegiraffe'sokay.AndsoisthePhoebe:Ohh.Whatisthis?(Sheseesatissuecoveringsomething,andmovestoremoveit.)Ross:NoPhoebe,don'tlook!Youdon'twanttoseewhat'sunderPhoebe:(Shepausestoreadyherself,andremovesthetissue.)Ohh,the-theFosterpuppets!(Shepicksupacharredpieceof sticthatoncewastheFosterpuppets,andstartstobreakdown.Monicagoesoverandcomfortsher.)[Scene:Rachel'soffice,ChandlerandJoannaarereturningfromtheirlunchdate.Heis lingherabouthermascaraproblem.Rachelisalreadythere.]Chandler:It'snotabigdeal.It's,justit'srighthere,(pointstohiseye)andit'sallthetime.Joanna:Well,thanksagainforChandler:(HelooksoveratRachel,whonodsherhead)Yes,this,thiswas(RachelisslowingtryingtoleaveandletthemJoanna:Itwas,wasn'tChandler:Thefoodtherewas,wasJoanna:Wasn'tit?Chandler:Sotakecare.Joanna:Youtoo.Chan