摩登家庭 -第5季第1集-字幕-對(duì)白-中英文對(duì)照-看美劇學(xué)英語-打印-word版

What'sallthis?Isaidonesuitcase.拿這么多干嘛說了只能帶一個(gè)箱子Ineedchoices,Jay.我需要各種備選衣服杰Colombia'snotoneofyourmoreformalnations.在哥倫比亞沒必要那么講究吧Theguyontheirmoneyissittinginalawnchair.有錢人坐在躺椅上都行Ay.Icannotbelievethatmylittlebaby'sleavingme.真不敢相信我的小寶貝要離開我了Youknow,Ilefttheglassdoorsopendownstairs.我忘了關(guān)樓下的玻璃門了Sorightnow,youractualbabymaybeleavingyou.所以現(xiàn)在你真正的寶貝可能正在離開你呢Onerobe.睡袍只能帶一件Iguessweknowwhateveryone我猜第二天早上大家都要willbetalkingaboutmysecondmorningthere.議論我連續(xù)穿同一件睡袍了MannyisvisitingGloria'sfamilyforaboutamonth,Ihope.曼尼要去歌洛莉亞老家待一個(gè)月Ijustgottagethimonaplanebefore我得趁歌洛莉亞情緒崩潰Gloriahasameltdownandchangeshermind.改變主意前把他送上飛機(jī)'Causeifhedoesn'tgotoColombia,因?yàn)槿绻话阉腿ジ鐐惐葋咰olombiacomestome.整個(gè)哥倫比亞就要找上門了Ithappendedbefore.先前的慘痛教訓(xùn)歷歷在目Oh,mygod.我的天啊-Oh,mygod!-What?!-天吶-怎么啦Oh!It'smitchell.Wewon.是米奇爾我們贏了Ay,that'sgreat!Whatwewon?太好了贏什么了It'sfantastic.We'vewaitedsolong.太棒了我們等了那么久Whatdidwewon?!贏什么啦Thesupremecourtruling.Gaymarriageislegal.最高法院裁決判定同性婚姻合法Ay!Congratulations!恭喜恭喜Thanks,Gloria.謝了歌洛莉亞CanItalktoCam?能讓小卡接電話嗎Uh,yes.Holdon.好等下Thankyou.Thankyou.Yeah,it'sMitchell.謝謝謝謝是的是米奇爾Hi.Hey.喂說Igottago.Butcanyoubelievethisfinallyhappened?我得掛了你能相信這終于成真了嗎Iknow.It'samazing.We'llcelebratetonight.是啊太棒了晚上要慶祝一下-Iloveyou.-Celebratewhat?-我愛你-慶祝什么Oh.Well,Jay,holdontoyourhat.杰坐穩(wěn)了ButasoftodayinCalifornia,從今天開始在加州it'slegalforamantomarryanotherman!法律認(rèn)可同性婚姻啦Ew.Hethrewup.他吐了Hejustneedssometimetogetusedtotheidea,honey.他只是需要點(diǎn)時(shí)間來接受親愛的It'ssogreat,Cam.太棒了小卡Yeah,I'mhappyforyouguys.是啊真替你們開心Gloria,Mannyneedshisbirthcertificate歌洛莉亞曼尼需要出生證明tore-enterthecountry.才能重新入境Anyideawhereitis?知道在哪嗎Idon'tknow.我不知道Oh,that'sright.Heleavestoday.Youmustbeawreck.對(duì)哦他今天就走了你一定很不舍She'snotawreck.She'sarock.她沒事的她很堅(jiān)強(qiáng)Now,Ilooked,andit'snotinthesafe.找過了沒在保險(xiǎn)箱里Thisonehadherfirstsleepoverlastweek.莉莉上周第一次在朋友家過夜Ijusthadtotoughmywaythroughit.我鼓勵(lì)自己要堅(jiān)強(qiáng)挺過了一晚Hepickedmeupinthedark.他半夜去把我接回家了Ican'tfindthatbirthcertificateanywhere,Jay.哪里都找不到出生證明杰Maybeit'sasignand--也許這是個(gè)預(yù)兆It'sasignweneedarefreshermeeting是個(gè)預(yù)兆提醒我們要重新討論onwhatgoesinthesafe.保險(xiǎn)箱里應(yīng)該放什么Here'sapreview--noshoes.先給你透露一點(diǎn)不能放鞋Look,Ilookedonline,我上網(wǎng)查了andwecangetacopyifwegotothecourthouse.我們可以去法院要個(gè)復(fù)印件That'swhatwe'regonnado.Inthecar.就這么辦上車We'llbebackinanhour.我們一個(gè)小時(shí)后就回來Hey,Cam.Congratulations.Go,gaymarriage.小卡恭喜同性婚姻萬歲Hediditagain.他又吐了Ay,si?是嗎Okay.Well...好吧Sotellme,Cam.跟我講講小卡Howdoesitworkwhenitisbetweentwomen?你們男男之間是怎么"攻做"的Well,Idon'treallyfeelcomfortable我覺得在莉莉面前talkingaboutthat...infrontofLily.談?wù)撨@種事不太好吧Iknowhowthatworks.我知道你們?cè)趺醋龅睦睮rentedthewrongmovieonce.有次我租錯(cuò)碟了Didyousee"Glen,Garry,Glenn,andRoss"?你看過《"大根"游戲》嗎Didyousee"Glen,Garry,Glenn,andRoss"?惡搞阿爾?帕西諾主演的《大亨游戲》Uh,no.沒有-Whydon'tyougoplay?-WhatImeanis,-你先去一邊玩-我的問題是whoproposestowho?誰該向誰求婚呢Idon'tknow.We'vetalkedaboutit,ifiteverbecamelegal.我不知道我們談過如果合法了要怎樣Okay,andnowitis.Soareyougoingtodoittoday?現(xiàn)在成真了你今天要求婚嗎Well,itjusthappened.才剛剛宣布Ihaven'treallyhad...我還沒有...Oh,youhavetodoittoday.你一定要今天求婚Everycoupledeserveabeautifulproposalstory.每對(duì)愛人都應(yīng)該有段美好的求婚故事Well,Ihavealwaysadoredmymomanddad'sstory.我一直很羨慕我爸媽的求婚故事Heplowed"Willyoumarryme?"intoasnowyfield我爸用犁在我媽窗外的雪地里rightoutsideofherwindow.犁出了"你愿意嫁給我嗎"幾個(gè)字Andthenhetriedtore-createit他們結(jié)婚25周年時(shí)fortheir25thweddinganniversary.他想再重現(xiàn)那個(gè)場(chǎng)景Buttherewasnosnow,soheburneditintoacornfield.但當(dāng)時(shí)沒下雪他把字燒在玉米地里了Badidea.大錯(cuò)特錯(cuò)Youknow,butmamadidgetasecondringoutofit但我媽確實(shí)因此又得到一枚戒指withtheF.E.M.A.money.用緊急事務(wù)管理署發(fā)的救援金買的Ay,IwishIalsohadaromanticstory.我多希望自己也有浪漫的故事Oneday,wewerewatchingtvbeforedinner,那天我們?cè)陲埱翱措娨昦ndJaysays,"Manny,handmethatthing."杰說"曼尼把東西給我"AndMannygiveshimthering.曼尼就把戒指遞過去了Imean,Iwasveryhappy,ofcourse,當(dāng)然我很開心butitisnotthebeststory.但我總想經(jīng)歷更好的故事AtleastJavierwasontopofadolphin.至少哈維爾還是騎著海豚求婚的Soldierstalkaboutthatmomentwhentheyshutoff,戰(zhàn)士們總談?wù)搶⒁磺袙佒X后的那一刻whenthewarfinallywins.在戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)終于結(jié)束的時(shí)候-Getdown!-Shutup!-蹲下-閉嘴吧你Ican'tseethetv!我看不到電視了Turnthefanon!把風(fēng)扇打開Oh,stopyelling!Myhead'sgoingtoexplode!別鬼叫了我腦袋都要炸了Forme,thatmomentis對(duì)我來說那一刻就是fourdaysintosummervacation.暑假開始的第四天Hey,honey.What'sup?親愛的怎么了Doyourememberwhensummermeantfireflies你還能想起當(dāng)夏天只有螢火蟲andcutoffshortsandice-creamtrucks?熱褲以及冰淇淋的時(shí)候嗎Well,oneoutofthree.我有其中之一We'llgetourtime.They'reallgoingawayatsomepoint,right?會(huì)有時(shí)間的他們都要出門的對(duì)吧Yeah,Haley'sgotherbeachtrip,是啊海莉要去海濱andAlexisdoingHabitatforHumanity,艾麗克斯要參加國(guó)際仁人家園活動(dòng)andLukehascamp.盧克要去露營(yíng)IfIremember,沒記錯(cuò)的話Ithinkwehavesixhourstotallykid-freeon...我們有六個(gè)小時(shí)清靜獨(dú)處的時(shí)間oh,the14th.就在14號(hào)那天Hey,ifwemovedAlex'sflight,如果我們更改艾麗克斯的航班wecouldhave,like,10or12hours.我們就能有10或12個(gè)小時(shí)了Dreambigger,hotpants.有點(diǎn)野心熱褲男Stepaside.靠邊SometimesIdon'tknowifIlovehowmuchIfearClaire,有時(shí)我不知道自己是喜歡怕克萊爾的感覺orfearhowmuchIloveher.還是怕自己太愛她22ndtothe8thforAlex,把艾麗克斯從22號(hào)調(diào)到8號(hào)Luketothe14th,把盧克調(diào)到14號(hào)Haleygetsadaythere.把海莉調(diào)到這天-Comeon.-That'sit,beautifulmind.-好嘞-就是這樣真是大智慧Harnessthatcrazyintosomethingpositive.化瘋狂為美好Shh!IfIcangetAlextomoveherHabitatforHumanity如果能讓艾麗克斯把仁人家園活動(dòng)的地點(diǎn)fromOklahomatoSacramento從俄克拉荷馬州調(diào)到薩克拉門托andLuketomovehiscampsession,再讓盧克更改露營(yíng)的日期theywillbothoverlapwithHaley'svacation,他們就會(huì)和海莉的出游時(shí)間重合andIjustboughtussevenkid-freedays.那樣我們就有7天自由時(shí)間了-Witchcraft!-Yes.-點(diǎn)"時(shí)"成金啊-是的I'veoutdonemyself,Gloria.我崇拜死自己了歌洛莉亞Ibookedtherestaurantfromourfirstdate,我訂了我們第一次約會(huì)的餐廳thesametableoverlookingtheocean,依然是那張能俯瞰大海的桌子andI'lldoitatsunset,我會(huì)在日落時(shí)分開口whichI'verecentlydiscoveredismyideallighting.我最近發(fā)現(xiàn)日落時(shí)的光線最襯我了That'ssoromantic.真浪漫啊Iknow!Isn'tit?是啊很浪漫吧Oh,okay.Oh,that'sMitchell.是米奇爾打來的Gottago.我要掛了Oh,don'tlethimheartheexcitementinyourvoice.別讓他聽出來你有多興奮You'reright.You'reright.你說得對(duì)說得對(duì)-What?-I'matthatcoffeeshopon3rd,-說話-我在三街的咖啡店andIforgotmywallet.我忘記帶錢包了Canyoucomebailmeout?能來救我嗎Ugh.Isn'tthisconvenient?怎么這么巧啊Itactuallywas.Iwasonlytwoblocksaway.其實(shí)真的很巧我離那里只有兩條街ButwhenIgotthere,Irealizeditwasallaploy但我到了以后發(fā)現(xiàn)是他為了求婚sohecouldpropose.耍的小伎倆Butitwassosweet,但他這么做真貼心Ijustdecidedtoditchmyplansandlethimdoit.我決定放棄自己的計(jì)劃讓他先下手了Mitchell,I'msosorry,米奇爾太抱歉了Butthereisamassivepileuponthe405,但405公路上發(fā)生了嚴(yán)重追尾事件and,well,IhavetogopickupLily.我得去接莉莉了AndmaybeyoucouldjustcallClaireorsomething?也許你可以給克萊爾打電話求助Cam,Cam,Igot,like,50centstomyname.小卡小卡我大概還剩50美分Haveyoudecidedonatea?你決定點(diǎn)什么茶了嗎Dotheyallcostthesame?價(jià)格都一樣嗎Yeah.好吧Lookatthatline.好長(zhǎng)的隊(duì)啊Probablyeverybodygettingtheirgaymarriagelicense.大家可能都來領(lǐng)同性結(jié)婚證書了Ithinkit'sjustcalledamarriagelicense.那好像就叫結(jié)婚證書吧Yeah,Idon'tknow.那個(gè)我也說不清Maybeweshouldgohomeandforgetaboutit.也許我們?cè)摶丶也蝗チ薟hat?什么I'vebeenreadinguponsomeofthosetropicaldiseases--我最近在閱讀一些熱帶疾病的資料Malaria,yellowfever,rabies.瘧疾黃熱病狂犬病I'mhighrisk,Jay.我屬于高危人群杰I'mabighandshaker.我喜歡與人握手You'refine.You'vehadallyourshots.沒事的你注射過所有疫苗了AndthatPacoRabannewillscareawayanymosquitoes.而且你噴的帕科香水會(huì)嚇跑蚊子的Jay,I'mscared.杰我害怕I'mnotsureIwanttogothroughwithit.我不確定自己想不想去了Wedidn'tdriveallthewaydownhereforthatpieceofpaper我們開了這么遠(yuǎn)的路來拿證明foryoutogetcoldfeetatthelastsecond.可不是為了讓你臨陣脫逃的Andwhathappened,anyway?到底發(fā)生了什么事You'vebeenlookingforwardtothisdayformonths.你幾個(gè)月來一直很盼望這一天Iknow.Butmaybeweshouldwaituntilnextyear.我知道但也許我們?cè)摰鹊矫髂闕'mstillkindofyoungtobedoingthis.我現(xiàn)在還太小了We'renotwaiting.不能等Ialreadypaidforyou,andyourmothersignedoff.我已經(jīng)付錢了你媽媽也簽字了Thisishappening.就這么定了Greatday,huh?好日子是吧-Hello!-Oh,thankgod.-我來了-謝天謝地I'vehadsomanycupsoftea,我喝了好多杯茶theygavememyownoneofthese.他們給了我專屬的廁所鑰匙Ohh.Hereyougo.給你Socongratulationsonthewholemarriagething.恭喜你們終于可以合法結(jié)婚了-Howamazingisthat,right?-Yeah.-太棒了對(duì)吧-是啊Wegonnahearsomebiggayweddingbellssoon?你們很快就要舉辦一場(chǎng)同性戀婚禮了嗎Ah,well,justweddingbells.叫婚禮就可以了Yeah.Yeah,ofcourse.We'vealwaystalkedaboutit.當(dāng)然啦我們總是討論這事But,youknow,但你知道的it'sjust--justamatteroffindingtherighttiming.只是要找到合適的時(shí)機(jī)Andthenthere--there'sacoupleofotherfactors--還有其它的一些因素thetaximplicationsandestateplanning.稅務(wù)影響和財(cái)產(chǎn)規(guī)劃Oh,stop.I'mswooning.打住我都要暈了I'mjustbeingpractical.我只是從實(shí)際考慮You'rethesameway.你也是這樣的人啊You--youtoldPhiltotakebackyourengagementring你叫菲爾退掉訂婚戒指andbuyyouawasher/dryer.買臺(tái)洗衣烘干機(jī)Well,don'tputthisbackonme.Comeon.別扯到我身上來拜托WhatisCam'sbiggestcomplaintaboutyou?小卡最不滿意你哪一點(diǎn)You'renotromantic.你不浪漫Thisisyouropportunity.現(xiàn)在是你翻身的大好時(shí)機(jī)Mitchell,youshouldgohometonight米奇爾你今晚回家andsurprisehimwithabig,splashyproposal.隆重地向他求婚給他一個(gè)驚喜HewouldreallylikeitifIproposedtohim.如果我向他求婚他會(huì)很開心的IguessIcouldstopafterworkandpickupacard.我想下班后我可以去買張卡片-And...-Oh,mygod.You'rehopeless.-然后-天啊你簡(jiǎn)直無可救藥-Iknow.-Mitchell,okay.-我知道-米奇爾-Thisiswhatyoudo.-Oh,boy.-你要這樣做-天啊Itreallyshouldbeyourownidea,though.但是該由你自己想主意No!Comeon,comeon.Ineedhelp.Please?不拜托我需要幫助求你了Fine.Okay.好吧Tonight,youcookhimhisfavoritemeal.今晚你給他做他最愛吃的菜肴Youopenthebestbottleofwine.開一瓶最好的紅酒Andjustasthetwoofyouaresittingdowntoenjoyit,當(dāng)你們坐著品味美酒時(shí)youbreakupwithhim.你和他分手What?Why?什么為什么Becausethen,asheisathislowest,因?yàn)樵谒麄挠^的時(shí)候youpopthequestion.你突然求婚Hegoesfromagonytoecstasy!他會(huì)從痛苦不堪變成歡天喜地It'ssoromantic.多浪漫You'rekidding,right?你在開玩笑對(duì)吧Moretraditional?Okay.你想要更傳統(tǒng)的嗎好吧Allright.Youlookintohiseyes...好你深情凝視他的雙眼Andyousay,"Isawadoctor.說"我去看了醫(yī)生Hefoundasmalldarkmass."他發(fā)現(xiàn)了一小塊黑色的東西"Whatareyou?你什么毛病啊Andthenjustashebeginstocry,當(dāng)他開始哭泣時(shí)youpulloutablackboxwitharinginit.你拿出一個(gè)裝著戒指的黑盒子There'syoursmalldarkmass!這就是那個(gè)黑色的東西It'sgenius!這主意太天才了Y-you'readisaster.你真是個(gè)災(zāi)難Youcouldgothedisasterroute,too.你也可以走災(zāi)難路線DidyoueverhearhowItoldPhilweweregonnahaveLuke?你聽過我是怎么告訴菲爾我懷上盧克的嗎Isaid,"Thousandsofchildrendieeveryday..."我說"每天都有成千上萬的兒童死去"Dad?爸I'msorry.WasIbeingproudofyoutooloud?抱歉我太為你自豪而吵到你了嗎Whatareyoudoing?你在干什么Goingofftohabitat,helpingallthosepeople.做仁人家園志愿者去幫助別人Honey,I'mspeechless.乖女兒我簡(jiǎn)直無語凝噎了Thanks.Ijustthoughtitwas--謝謝我只是覺得那...ButarewesureaboutOklahoma?但你確定要去俄克拉荷馬州嗎There'ssomanyneedypeoplerightupinSacramento.在薩克拉門托就有許多需要幫助的人Andit'sdrivingdistance.從家開車就能到那里Ialreadysignedupformyworkdetail,我已經(jīng)確認(rèn)了我的工作細(xì)節(jié)andI'vebeene-mailingwithmytentmate.也開始和同住一個(gè)帳篷的人郵件聯(lián)系了Yeah.No,you'reright.是啊你說得對(duì)Iguessit'sjust...我想只是...No.不Nevermind.算了Whatisit?怎么了No,it'sstupid.沒事這太愚蠢了I'vejustneverbeensofaraway只是我以前從沒frommybabygirlbefore.離我的小女兒這么遠(yuǎn)Notnow,waterworks.Notnow.現(xiàn)在別哭啊別哭Oh,daddy.老爸Youokay,dad?你還好嗎爸Oh,hey,buddy.Neverbeenbetter.你好啊孩子我很好You'resothoughtful.你真是體貼I'mgonnamissthatwhenyougoofftocamponthe14th.你14號(hào)去露營(yíng)后我會(huì)想念你的好的LittleWifflegolf?來打威浮高爾夫嗎Wait.Icant'tgotocamponthe14th.等等我14號(hào)沒法去露營(yíng)IhavetogowhenCarly'sgoing.我得和卡莉一起去Who'sCarly?卡莉是誰She'sthisgirlIlike,andshe'shererightnow.她是我喜歡的女孩她就在客廳呢Well,allthemorereasontochangecampsessions.那就更應(yīng)該改變露營(yíng)的日期了Absencemakestheheartgrowfonder.It'sfoolproof.小別勝新婚嘛這是不會(huì)錯(cuò)的Notthisfool.Forgetit.這次會(huì)錯(cuò)你別想了Whataboutallthenewgirlsyou'regonnameet?你還會(huì)遇見很多新女孩的You'reonly14.你才14歲Doyoureallywanttobetieddown?現(xiàn)在就想吊死在一棵樹上了嗎Yes!是的Oh,Luke,watch.I-Igotit.Okay.盧克瞧我會(huì)了好Okay.好Nice!真棒Oh,hi,Mr.Dunphy.您好鄧菲先生Sorrywemovedthefurniturearound.抱歉我們搬開了家具IwasshowingLuke我給盧克表演了theflipIdidattumblingsectionals.我在翻筋斗地區(qū)賽上做的動(dòng)作Oh,no.That'smymom.不好是我媽媽來了ButIcanleaveyouguysthisoldmovieIbroughtover.但我可以把我?guī)淼倪@部老電影留給你們It'scalled"DirtyDancing."電影名是《辣身舞》Neverlethergo.千萬別放開她Hey,Carly'smom.PhilDunphy.你好卡莉媽媽我是菲爾?鄧菲Bigfanofyourdaughter.你女兒的鐵桿粉Thankyou.-Getoffme!-謝謝你-放開我So,yeah,headsup.Luke'sgottochangehiscampsession.聽我說盧克得改變露營(yíng)的日期Youguysmaywanttodothesame.-No.-你們能不能也改一改-不行MyhusbandandIhavebeenworkingthewhiteboardallweek,我丈夫和我這周都在算計(jì)日程andwejustboughtthreedaysawayfromthat.好不容易能離開這些熊孩子三天Itwasn'tevenme!-Bankit!-又不是我干的-你也打過去Carly!卡莉Okay,Manny,remember,assoonasyouland,曼尼記住你下了飛機(jī)watchoutforMalaria.就留神點(diǎn)瑪拉莉亞［瘧疾］Why?Igotashotforthat.為什么我打過疫苗了Canwehurrythisup?我們能快點(diǎn)嗎No,I'mtalkingaboutyourcousinMalaria.不我說的是你表姐瑪拉莉亞She'scomingtopickyouup,butshemighthaveRubella.她去接你但她可能帶露貝拉一起去What?-That'sherdaughter.-什么-那是她女兒的名字Butmakeroominthecar但在車上離她遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)兒becauseshecouldhavediphtheria.因?yàn)樗赡苡邪缀鞼ho'sdiphtheria?誰是白喉Ay,Manny,diphtheriaisadisease.曼尼白喉是一種病That'swhyIwantyoutobeapartfromherinthecar.所以我要你在車上離她遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)兒Okay,let'sgo.Gloria,bettersaygoodbyehere.好了走吧歌洛莉亞該告別了He'sgottohurrytogetthroughsecurity.他得抓緊去過安檢了Butthere'snoline.-Fornow.-又沒有排長(zhǎng)隊(duì)-馬上就要排了Aseniortourbusjustpulledup.一隊(duì)老年人旅游團(tuán)剛到Y(jié)ouknowhowmuchprivatewandingthatis?你知道他們會(huì)讓警報(bào)響多少回嗎Halftheirskeletonsaremetal.他們身上一半的骨頭都是金屬的Ay,Manny,please.Callmeassoonasyouland.曼尼一降落就打給我哦-I'llmissyou.-Andwe'rewalking.-我會(huì)想你的-走吧走吧Iloveyou!我愛你-Wait.-No.Up!-慢著-不快上去IforgottogivemomthiscardIwrote.我忘了把我寫的卡片給媽媽了Uh,no,no,no.I'llhandleit.別別別我?guī)湍憬o她Safetrip,buddy.Safetrip.一路平安伙計(jì)一路平安We'reoutofhere.我們走啦No,let'swaituntilhegetstothetop.別我要目送他上樓Adios,miamor!保重我的寶貝Whowantsicecream?Huh?誰想吃冰淇淋Whatifhenevercomesback?他要是不回來了怎么辦Oh,honey,nooneeverleaveshomeanddoesn'tcomeback.寶貝哪有人離開家會(huì)不回來啊Idid.我就是啊Hey,honey.乖女兒I'vebeenmullingoveryourSacramentodecision.我一直在考慮你去薩克拉門托的決定Itwasn'texactlymy--實(shí)際上那不是我的決...OfcourseIwantmybabygirlclose,當(dāng)然我希望寶貝女兒離家近點(diǎn)兒butIgottogetusedtoyouleaving.但我得習(xí)慣你離家在外Becausecollege--andknowingyou,agreatcollege--因?yàn)槟闵洗髮W(xué)而且肯定是名牌大學(xué)isrightaroundthecorner.已經(jīng)指日可待了AmIright?我沒說錯(cuò)吧Now,habitatwilllookgoodonanapplication,參加國(guó)際仁人家園會(huì)給你的大學(xué)申請(qǐng)加分butdoesSacramentoreallymovetheneedle?但薩克拉門托這地方真的對(duì)你有幫助嗎Ihaveanotherplaceinmind.我在考慮另一個(gè)地方Littlehint--itstartswithan"El."給你點(diǎn)提示地名以"薩爾"開頭ElSalvador?Areyouserious?薩爾瓦多嗎你開玩笑吧Theyhaveanunstablegovernment那地方政局不穩(wěn)定and--andearthquakes.還是地震高發(fā)區(qū)Boats.Lookslikethere'sah-hill.看這有船好像還有山呢I'mjustsaying,youdon'tpushyourselfatthisstage,我只是想說你如果這個(gè)關(guān)頭不逼自己youwindupatasecond-tiercollege.就只能上二流大學(xué)了Soonyou'velostallyourambition.很快你就會(huì)失去你的抱負(fù)You'rejustdriftingthroughlife,你會(huì)一輩子碌碌無為hopingsomeoneoffersyouan"M-r-s"Degree.指望有人給你個(gè)"家庭主婦"文憑Isthatwhoyouwanttobe?那是你想要的生活嗎Hey,princess.Secondbreakfast?我的公主第二頓早餐嗎Fun.有意思So,bigbeachtripcomingup,huh?馬上要去海灘了是吧Yeah.是的Can'tgetbetterthanlateJuly,沒什么比七月底更好的了-unlessit'searlyAug...-Saveit,dad.-除了八月初-省省吧老爸Iknowyouandmomwantthehousetoyourselves.我知道你和媽媽想擺脫我們獨(dú)占房子Nope.不是的I'mthelastpieceofthepuzzle,right?就差我還沒搞定了對(duì)吧What'sitworthtoyou?開個(gè)價(jià)吧Fine.好吧HowaboutIpayforgasandtwodinners?我給你付油錢和兩頓飯行不Mnh-mnh.Gas,不夠汽油費(fèi)Alldinners,groceries,twonewbathingsuits,每頓飯日用品兩套新泳裝-aboogieboard,oneofthose...-Areyoucrazy?-沖浪板還有...-你瘋了嗎-No.I'malsonotdone.-Yes,youaredone.-不我還沒說完呢-你完了Youknowwhy?知道為什么嗎Youknowanotherwaythisshakesout?知道還有個(gè)結(jié)果是什么嗎Youdon'tgo.就是不讓你去That'sright.Overplayyourhand,Ipulltheplug,沒錯(cuò)你要是太過分你爹我不干了youblowyourlastchanceforagoodtimewithyourfriends.你就失去了最后一次和朋友逍遙的機(jī)會(huì)Wordgetsoutthatyou'renotcool.大家會(huì)說你這人真沒勁Thenschoolstarts.然后開學(xué)了Youendupwithyournoseinabookallyear.你只好一整年死讀書Nofriends,nodates,交不到朋友釣不到帥哥notcaringhowyoulook.從來不打扮Isthatwhoyouwanttobe?那是你想要的生活嗎TurnsoutMitchellreallyhadforgottenhiswallet,原來米奇爾真的是忘帶錢包soproposingwasn'tevenonhisradar.所以他根本沒想到求婚的事Myplanwasbulletp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