六個英語小幽默故事

1、六個英語小幽默故事It dependsTraveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?Ticket agent: That dependson how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.看情況旅行者：我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎？售票員：那得看你跑得有多快?；疖?5分鐘前開出。 Letter of RecommendationWhen Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the he

2、ad of human resources. “Since I've been with the firm for so long,” he said, “I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation.”The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, “Jonathan Pe

3、ters worked for our company for 11 years. Whenhe left us, we were very satisfied.”推薦信彼得斯聽說自己被解雇了，便去見人力資源部的頭頭?！凹热晃以诠靖闪诉@么久，”他說，“我想至少該給我一封推薦信?！比肆Y源部主任同意了，并說他第二天就可拿到該信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看 一封信，上面寫道：“喬納森？彼得斯在我們公司干了11年。當他離去的時候，我們很滿意?！盕ishingLarry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum

4、to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, “Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?”“Wow!” Larry said, “It&

5、#39;s a good thing we didn't catch any more.”釣魚拉里和哈里驅車500英里去釣魚。兩人花了一大筆錢租了一間小屋，又花了差不多同樣的錢租了一條船。兩人釣了三天，只釣到一條魚。在回家的路上，拉里開車，哈里撥弄著計算器。一小時后，哈里說：“你可知道我們釣的這條魚幾乎用掉我們2000美元？”“哇！”拉里應答：“幸虧我們沒有多釣到魚?！盉irthdayProfessor: When is your birthday?Kid: May 30.Professor: Which year?Kid: Every year.生日教授：你的生日是什么時候？孩子：5

6、月30日。教授：哪一年？孩子：每年都是。Clever ThievesPolice: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?聰明的小偷警察：你估計小偷是什么時候進入你家的？失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么時候？Hen's LegsSon: Why are hen's legs so short?Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't t