四人英語話劇劇本新梁祝外傳搞笑版

1、新梁祝外傳L:梁山伯Z:祝英臺M:馬文才旁：英母英父（1）takemetoyourheart旁白：atairportzhuyingtaiisgoingtostudyEnglishinAmerican,liangshanboseeheroff.（機場送別）梁：Yingtai,IloveyousomuchandIllmissyousomuch.iZ祝:lloveyou,too!Dontworry.ShanboIonlyloveyouinthiswildworld.THmarryyouassoonasImback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.梁：Illkissyouacross

2、thePacificOcean.祝：rilkissyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo抱走，走出幾步回頭再抱祝：thistimeIreallyshouldbegoing,依依不舍旁：whenzhuyingtaistudyinAmerican,theirparentsareplaningtotakehertomarriageMawencaiButnowliangshanbodontknowanything英母：darlingdarling。（拉住英父）英父：怒氣轉(zhuǎn)身NomatteryouSaywhatisuseless.Thechildsweddingcouldn

3、otbesohasty.英母：butdearling?MrsMawassocoolandwasbornnoblefamily,Thereisnodoubtthatthisismatchedformarriage.And被B打斷英父：Itoldyoumanytimes,Nowisaneweraofreformandopening-up.wecouldnotdecidetheyingWswedding.英母：darling.TheFurthestDistanceinTheWorldIsnotbetweenlifeanddeath.ButwhenIstandinfrontofyou,Yetyoudo

4、notknownthatheissohandsome.ThefurthestdistanceintheworldIsnotwhenIstandinfrontofyou,Yetyoucannotseehislovetoyingtai.馬文才上，拿折扇，音樂非起馬:Iloveyingtaisomuch.Ifsdoesntmatterifyouseemeornot/mstandingrighttherewithnoemotion.It*sdoesntmatterifyoulovemeornotjoveisrightthereanditisnotgoingtochange.Letmeembraceyo

5、uorletmeliveinyourhearttoeternity,silence?love,calmnessjoy.英母：ohoTein.sitdownplease!馬：uncle,herearemypresents,50bottlesofmaotai,threeBenzandabighouseIntheseasideandsoon.1hopeyouwilllikethem!Ifyoupromisethewedding,!willfeelbeyondhappy.母：thereisnodoubtthatyingtaimustbeyour,youissohandsome.打斷父：大怒指著馬）NO

6、way!馬：thatswhy?英父：sinceyouaskedsincerely,letmetellyougennerously.DoyouknowwhoIS張國榮，whois張曼玉,馬：Idontknow.英父：doyouknowwhoiscristianoronaldo,whoisyaoMing,whoisTomcruise,馬：Idontknow.英父：doyoustillknowwhoIamandwhoyouarenow.馬：Idontknow.英父：Doyouseeyourselfyoulooklikeapigwhoknownothing（轉(zhuǎn)向英母）YouaskmetoTakeyin

7、gtaitomarryhimhowIcantrust英母：Ihavenowords.馬：butaunthaveacceptedmy3milliondollarandpresents.父：moneyYouthinkmoneycanbuyeverything?Trueloveispriceless!Only3milliondollar.only3milliondollar.only3milliondollar.（逐漸反應過味來）OKOKYougiveme3milliondollarandyingtaibelongtoyou掏出鋼筆來準備簽字旁：aweeklaterzhuyingtaicalllia

8、ngshanbofromAmerican一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話O梁：Oh,honey,YintaiImissyousomuch,missyoueveryminuteeverysecond.Ohmydear.Areyoulisteningtome?祝:Listen,LiangShanbo.TmcallingtotellyouthatIlovedyou.ButIthinkyou/dbetterfindabettergirl.梁：WhatPardon祝：BecauseHIgetmarried.MyparentshadtakenmetomarryMaWencaiHeissohandsome

9、.Sorich,evenricherthanYuMinhong.Andheisgoodat葵花寶典。IlovehismoneyandIlovehisbody.梁：WhatareyoutalkingaboutYouwaitandsee.Illgiveyousomecolortoseesee.祝：shanbo,Iflifedeceivesyou,dontbesad,donotimpatient!believeme.Everythingisrapidly,everythingwillpass,Butthepastof,willbecomeakindofmemory.梁：FUCKyouoIllkill

10、you!IwillkillyouinAmerica!祝：AmericaYoucancometoAmericaHahahahayourEnglishissoterrible旁：liangshanbocantfacetherealitywhatzhuyingtaigiveuphim,andinordertokillzhuyingtai,hedecidedtoimprovetheirEnlishandwenttoAmerican.everydayhealwaysremindheselfthathehehaveadream.0梁：today,myfriends,eventhoughwefacethed

11、ifficultiesoftodayandtomorrow,Istillhaveadream.ItisadreamdeeplyrootedintheAmericandream.Ihaveadreamthatonedaythisnationwillriseupandlivesoutthetruemeaningofitscreed:Weholdthesetruthstobeself-evident;thatallmenarecreatedequal.IhaveadreamthatonedayIwillkillZhuYingtairightinAmerica.Itisadreamthatdeeply

12、rootedinmyheart.Inmyheart.旁：ayearlater,liangshanbofoundzhuyingtaiinAmerican梁:ZhuYingtai,longtimenosee,doyoustillknowthatwhoIam.Kmheretokillyou.祝：Liang.shanbo.Oh,Wencai.Heiscrazy.Hewillkillme.M:You!Getoutofhere.梁：You!Getoutofhere!馬：OKyouarestrongerthanme.Igetoutofherenow!祝：Pleasedon/tgo.Juststay,plea

13、se.Hellkillme.馬：Iknow!ButifIstay,hellkillmebytheway.祝：Youtoldmeyouweregoodat葵花寶典？馬：SorryJmnotgoodat葵花寶典l，mjustgoodat新華字典o祝：Oh,youareabigliar.Justgetoutofhere!(toLiangShanbo)Oh,darling,youmustkillme?梁:Yes,Ihaveto.BecauseIhateyoumorethanIcansay.祝：Whenwewereyoung,welistenedtotheMP3,yousaidyoudlovemefor

14、ever.Dontkillme,okShanbo.梁：Noway!Whereveryougo,whateveryousay,Illkillyou.IonlyknowIwasborntoloveyouortokillyou.NowIcantloveyou,theonlychoiceistokillyou.祝：Onceuponatime,therewasatrueloveinfrontofme,Ididntcherishit.IfIwastomeethimagain,IwishtosayIloveyou.IfyouwouldaskmehowlongIwouldlovehim,Ishouldsaytenthousandyears.Thatmanisyou,TheonlymanIlovein