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1、Hey, Eddie.-What are you doing here? -Watching you sleep.Why?It makes me feel peaceful.Please.I cant sleep now!You want me to sing?Thats it. I want you out of the apartment now!What are you talking about?Hannibal Lecter?Better roommate than you.I dont think youre being fair! One night you see me and

2、 you get scared.What about the other nights when you dont see me?Last night you went and got some water.and I was nice enough to hide behind the door.I didnt realize that.Get out now!You really want me out?Yes, please.Then I want to hear you say you want me out.I want you out.I want to hear it from

3、your lips.Whered you hear it before?All right. You know what? Consider me gone.Ill be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow.-Thank you. -I heard that.-Thank you. -I heard that.-Thank you. -I heard that.Well, look at you!Finally got that time machine working, huh?You like it?This guy was se

4、lling them on 8th Avenue and I thought. You know what I dont have?A mirror?Fine, make fun. I think its jaunty.For a guy whos recently lost his job, youre in a good mood.Ill be all right. Im not starting from square one.I was Dr. Drake Ramoray on Days of our Lives.Thats got to have some kind of cache

5、t.Cachet? Jaunty?Chandler gave me word-of-the-day toilet paper.Im gonna get some coffee.So? Did you read the book?Oh, my God. It was incredible!Didnt it, like, totally speak to you?What book is this?You have to read this book. Its called Be Your Own Wind Keeper.Its about how women need to become mor

6、e empowered.But theres wind.And the wind can make us goddesses.Do you know who takes our wind? Men. They just take it.Men just take our wind?All the time. Because they are the lightning-bearers.That sounds kind of cool. Its like The Hobbit.It is nothing like The Hobbit.Its like reading about every r

7、elationship Ive ever had.Except for Richard.Richard would never steal your wind.Because hes yummy.But all the others.And the part about how theyre always drinking.from our pool of inner power.But God forbid we should take a sip.Anybody want a cruller?This is a typical lightning-bearer thing.Its like

8、. Hello. Who wants one of my phallic-shaped man-cakes?Dont worry about it, already! Things happen.Youre not mad at me for getting fired and everything?Look at me.Look at me!Do I have lipstick on my teeth?Can we get back to me?Look, honey. People get fired left and right in this business.I already go

9、t you an audition for Another World.All right!Cab Driver Number 2?Youre welcome.But I was Dr. Drake Ramoray!How can I go from being a neurosurgeon to driving a cab?Things change. Roll with them.But this is a two-line part!Its like taking a step backwards.Im not gonna do this.Im gonna tell you the sa

10、me thing I told Al Minza.and his pyramid of dogs.Take any job you can get, and dont make on the floor.Im sorry.Ill see you.God!Oh, God! I mean, its just soIsnt it?This is like reading about my own life!This book could have been called Be Your Own Wind Keeper, Rachel!It wouldnt have sold a million co

11、pies.but it wouldve made a nice gift for you.Sweetie, weve got to go.No! Why do we always have to do everything according to your timetable?Actually, its the movie theater that has the timetable.Its so you dont miss the beginning.This isnt about the movie theater. This is about you stealing my wind.

12、You go, girl!I cant pull that off, can l?Excuse me, your wind?Yes, my wind.How do you expect me to grow if you wont let me blow?You know I dont. have a problem with that.I just really need to be with myself right now.Im sorry.Youre right. I dont have to apologize.Sorry. Damn it!-What is it? -I dont

13、know.Its got all this stuff about wind and trees.and some sacred pool.I dont really get it. But shes pretty upset about it.This is why I dont date women who read.Whats that?Its my VlSA bill.Envelope one of two.-That cant be good. -Open it, open it.Oh, my God!Look at this! How did I spend so much mon

14、ey?Thats just the minimum amount. Thats your total.Thirty-five hundred dollars at Porcelain Safari?My animals.The guy said they suited me. He spoke with an accent. I was confused.I dont know what to do!You can start by driving a cab on Another World.-What? -That audition?Thats a two-line part!Joey,

15、you owe $1100 at I Love Lucite.-So what? -So suck it up, man.Its a job. Its money.I dont need you getting judgmental and condescending and pedantic.Toilet paper?Im not being any of those things. Im being realistic.Youre supposed to be my friend!I am your friend.Then tell me things like, Youll be fin

16、e.And Something bigs gonna come along. I know it!But I dont know it.What I do know is you owe $2300 at lsnt It Chromantic?Im aware of what I owe.Then get some sense. It took you 10 years to get that job.-How long till you get another? -I dont want to hear this!Im just sayingWell, dont just say!Maybe

17、 I should just go.Ill see you later.Just think about it.I dont need to think about it!I was Dr. Drake Ramoray!That was huge!Big things are gonna happen! Youll see!Ross!You still there?What are you still doing here?Just some basic dehydrating of fruits and vegetables.Man alive, this things fantastic!

18、Arent you forgetting anything?Oh, yeah. I got us a new goldfish.Hes feistier than the last one.Maybe because the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm.Eddie, isnt there something youre supposed to be doing now?Not unless its got something to do with dehydrating.Because right now, Im a dehydrating man

19、iac!I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time I gotYou know what that is?Your last roommates kidney?Thats a tomato.This one definitely goes in the display.Hey, Gunther. Let me get a lemonade to go.Lemonade?You okay, man?Its career stuff.They killed off my character on the show.Thats too bad. Ho

20、wd they do it?I fell down an elevator shaft.That sucks.I was buried in an avalanche.What?I used to be Brice on All My Children.Why must everybody watch me sleep?Therell be no more watching me sleep! No more.watching!I got some great stuff to dehydrate. Grapes, apricots.I thought itd be cool to see w

21、hat happens with these water balloons.Get out. Get out, get out, get out!-What? -You! Move out!Take your fruit! Your stupid small fruit and get out!You want me to move out?I gotta tell you, thats kind of out of the blue, dont you think?This is not out of the blue!This is smack-dab in the middle of t

22、he blue!Relax! Take it easy, buddy!You dont have to tell me twice.Someone will be by for my stuff.If you think Im leaving you alone with my fish, youre insane!You want some help?No help required, chico!All the way to the airport, huh? You know, thats over 30 miles.Thats gonna cost you about so bucks

23、.Excuse me, thats fifty bucks.Five-O dollars.You know what it is? Its smudgy because theyre fax pages.When I was on Days of our Lives as Dr. Drake Ramoray.theyd send over the whole script on real paper.Thats great.If you wanted to expand this scene, like have the cab crash.I could attend to the vict

24、ims. because I have a background in medical acting.Okay, listen, thanks for coming in.Dont thank me for coming in. At least let me finish.We could take the expressway. but this time of day youre better off taking the budge.You were going for bridge there, werent you?Ill have a good day.Question numb

25、er 28.Have you ever allowed a lightning-bearer to take your wind?I would have to say no.And I would have to sayWhat?Do you not remember the puppet guy?You totally let him wash his feet in the pool of your inner power.And his puppet too!Well, at least I didnt let some o the forest of my righte

26、ous truth on the first date!-Who? -Paul!Moving on, moving on. Next question.Okay, number 29.Have you ever betrayed another goddess.for a lightning-bearer? Okay, number 30.Whoa, whoa, whoa! Lets go back to 29.Not to my recollection.Danny Arshack, ninth grade.You know the bottle was pointing at me.Onl

27、y because you took up half the circle!Listen to you two. Its so sad.Looks like Ill be going to the goddess meetings alone.Not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley.an hour after he broke up with Monica.One hour?You are such a leaf blower!Be careful with that 3-D Last Supper. Judas is a litt

28、le loose.Oh, my God! Whats going on?Theyre taking all my stuff back. I guess you were right.No, I wasnt right. Thats what I came here to tell you.I was totally hung up on my own stuff the other day.No, listen. I need the whole security thing, you know?To know where my next paycheck is coming from. B

29、ut you dont need that.And thats amazing to me.I could never do what you do.-Thanks. -You hold out for something bigger.I cant tell you how much respect I have.for you not going to that stupid audition.-I went. -Great! How did it go?-I didnt get it. -Good for you!Youre living the dream!All right, the

30、n!Not my parrot.I cant watch this.Hey, hold on, hold on.How much for the How much to save the bird?-Twelve hundred. -Dollars?You spent $1200 on a plastic bird?It was an impulse buy. Near the register.Go ahead with the bird.Do you have anything for around $200?The dog.Ill take it.My gift to you, man.

31、Thanks, Ross!I really liked that bird, though.But the dog!Here are your cakes.We didnt order cake.No, I know. Theyre from me.You guys, this is not good.We have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind.without taking it from each other.Youre right.I love you goddesses.I dont ever want to suck your

32、wind again.-Thank you. So are we good? -Were good.Were good?Let me take these back. Theyll take it out of my paycheck.Ding-dong, the psychos gone!Are you sure this time?I actually saw him leave.That guy is holding a human head.Hes holding a human head!Check it out, man!I tore it off a mannequin in t

33、he alley behind Macys.Theres no alley behind Macys.So I got it in the junior miss department. Big diff.Itll make a hell of a conversation piece at our next cocktail party.Our next cocktail party?Well put chips in it. Well make it a chip chick.Do you remember yesterday?Yes, I think I vaguely recall it.Do you remember talking to me yesterday?So what happened?We took a road trip to Las Vegas!Oh, sweet Moses!So on this road trip, did you win any money?I crapped out. But Mr. 21 here! He cleans up!$300! He buys me these new shoes.Nice.See you upstairs. See you, pals!Is anyone else