英語小品劇本

英語小品劇本《新守株待兔》人物：農(nóng)夫，兔子A，兔子B，大樹。農(nóng)夫：I‘mafarmer.（稍停頓）[走兩步]Acoolfarmer.（掏出墨鏡戴上）[冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，繼續(xù)保持冷酷]Eh...WhenIwasyong,IstudiedinXu~~~~chuanMiddle,I’mrichnow！[開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏]Look！Thisismymodernmobile——NokiaWC250！Thisismywatch!ThisismyMP3!Thesearemyshoes——(夸張低沉地)ADIDAS!Thisis…[不經(jīng)意地掏出一個(gè)蘋果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉蘋果]It’sthis![從懷里掏出癢癢撓]Doyouknowwhat’sthis？癢癢撓？Nonono~~Youareout!!It’smymodern——鋤頭~?。看下表]

Itistimetodosomefarming！[開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動(dòng)作]樹：I’matree!Icandomanythings!Icansing![做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動(dòng)作，哼哼哈西！??！]Icandance![跳四小天鵝]Oh?Therecomesarabbit![引導(dǎo)觀眾看兔子A)。樹站回后臺(tái)]兔子A：OK,I’marabbit.NowI’mjustwalkingaroundhere.[農(nóng)夫繼續(xù)鋤地，邊鋤邊上場，突然看見前面有個(gè)兔子]農(nóng)夫：（驚喜地）Lunch！[扔掉癢癢撓]Iwillcatchit！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][農(nóng)夫跟在兔子后面。兩個(gè)人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝看手表。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭農(nóng)夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝打手機(jī)。兩人繼續(xù)走，兔子回頭。這次農(nóng)夫冷酷地把槍口對準(zhǔn)了兔子。]兔子A：Wahhhh~!（嚇一跳）Whatdoyouwant?農(nóng)夫：Huh…！IwillkillUforlunch!兔子A：Wah~~~~~~[兔子跑，躲到樹后面，農(nóng)夫追到樹前]農(nóng)夫：Where~togo?Haha![農(nóng)夫開了一槍“砰”(配音)。兔子在樹后驚慌躲閃，沒被打到。樹做出受傷中彈狀。農(nóng)夫又開槍，同上。農(nóng)夫開始加快頻率，火力密集地開槍。兔子開始時(shí)驚慌躲閃，躲著躲著跳起舞來。樹繼續(xù)痛苦中彈狀。]兔子A[自我陶醉中，邊跳舞邊說]Youcan'thurtme!Youcan'thurtme！樹：[痛苦萬分地]But…you…Hurtme….[痛苦地慢慢挪動(dòng)到兔子背后][兔子繼續(xù)興奮地跳舞。農(nóng)夫停止開槍，走到兔子面前，看著它。兔子猛然抬頭發(fā)現(xiàn)]農(nóng)夫：Ahha~!Byebye![舉槍對準(zhǔn)兔子，開槍，沒聲音，看看槍，示意沒子彈了。兔子見狀，非常興奮地大笑起來]兔子A：Hahahaha!Youcan’tkillmenow！[興奮大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然頭撞倒了后面的樹]Wa！[倒地]農(nóng)夫：OH![很興奮地過去兩個(gè)手指提起兔子]Mylunch,Icaughtyou!!![把兔子綁到樹上。打呵欠]tired!I’lleatyouaftersleeping.[倒地睡覺]（打鼾的聲音）兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己被綁了，很驚訝]WhereamI?Whathappened?樹：[指著農(nóng)夫]Hehascaughtyouandwantstoeatyou.兔子A：What?!Imustleavehere!ButhowcanIescape？[東張西望，看到農(nóng)夫的手機(jī)]A

mobile![解開繩子去看手機(jī)]It’sNokiaWC250!Wow,howfashion![放回原處。又自覺地把自己綁在樹上。突然想起來]Amobile！MaybeIcancallsomeonetohelpme！[又不知不覺地把自己放出來，那起手機(jī)][做出打電話的樣子](配音：撥電話)Hello？兔子B：Hello!It’sJenny.

兔子A：HeyJenny！

兔子B：Oh,heyMary!兔子A：Howareyou?

兔子B：Fine,thankU?兔子A：I’mfinetoo!Howareyourparents?

兔子B：Theyarefine,thankU?兔子A：Theyarefine,too!Howisyouruncle?

兔子B：He’sfine,thankyou!AndU?兔子A：He’sfine,too!How…

兔子B：Eh..eh..eh~whydoyoucallme?Ifyouwantborrowsomemoneyfromme…NOWAY!!!兔子A：Nonono!I’mindangernow!Comeandhelpme!!!兔子B：Butwhereareyou?

兔子A：I’munderatree!兔子B：[邊打電話邊在附近走，經(jīng)過兔子A面前，兩個(gè)人還沒發(fā)現(xiàn)]Whatcanyouseearoundyou?兔子A：Iseearabbit…thatlooksexactlylikeyou!兔子B：Arabbit…likeme…OK!I’llfindasecond!Waitforme!Iwillhelpyou![匆匆離開][兔子A打完電話，小心翼翼地把手機(jī)放回農(nóng)夫處，然后又很自覺地要把自己綁回了樹上]兔子A：Haha!Myfriendwillcomeandsaveme~!yeahOh!Hurt!Call110~Or119?112?...Oh,forgetit!I’mdying![作喉嚨卡住聲音，死去][兔子B上。]兔子B：I’malsoarabbit！I’msmart!I’m

lovely!AndI’m(作風(fēng)情萬種)beautiful!（自我陶醉）[轉(zhuǎn)頭看自己右手邊，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!MaryI’msosorry,Mary!I’mtoolate!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而夸張地轉(zhuǎn)身敲打樹]樹：Oh!Oh,don’thitme.!Don’thitme!I’m~~brea~ken![朝地上倒，壓倒兔子B]兔子B：What?NO..NO!~~...I…can’t….breath……(作死了的聲音)[農(nóng)夫一覺醒來?？匆妰芍煌米覿En..?Tworubbits!IrememerIhavecaughtjustone?!Oh,thanksgod!HowluckyIam![興奮地一手提一只兔子，哼著小曲下場]自編英語話劇——守株待兔劇本臺(tái)詞主要演員：農(nóng)民哥哥、農(nóng)民弟弟、4只兔子、1個(gè)主唱、1個(gè)撞樹兔、1個(gè)旁白、6棵大樹

旁白：Hello,’refromprimaryschoolofZhongNing.Haveyougotastoryaboutafarmeranda’msureyouknowthisstorythestorygoeson.Let’sseewhathappened?第一幕

大樹上場Wow,whatasunnyday！Weneedsunshine,weneedthespingwater，weneedtogrowfast.（海草舞）Thefarmersarecoming.農(nóng)夫兄弟鋤地上場，兄弟二人種大田。（音樂起）哥：I’m

brother.弟：I’mlittlebrother.哥：I’m

afarmer.弟：I’mafarmer,too.哥：Idon’tlikeworking,I’mwaitingforthenextbigpie.)弟：I’mhonestandhardworking,Idon’tbelievethebigpie.哥：I’macoolfarmer.（掏出墨鏡戴上）弟看著吹牛的哥哥。[冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，繼續(xù)保持冷酷]Eh。。。WhenIwasyong,Istudiedtheprimary,I’mrichnow！[開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏]Look！Thisismynewmobilephone——iphone7！Thisismywatch!Thisismyclothes!Thesearemyshoes——ADIDAS!(夸張低沉地)Thisis…[不經(jīng)意地掏出一個(gè)東西]Oh,sorry.扔掉It’sthis![從懷里掏出癢癢撓]Doyouknowwhat’sthis？（大樹說癢癢撓？）Nonono~~Youareout!!It’smymodern——鋤頭~hoe??！[看下表]

Itistimetodosomefarming！[開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動(dòng)作]brother，Let’swork！弟：Let’sworktogether！累啊擦汗哥：Ok，Ok！Hey,there’sabigtree,Letmehavearest.第二幕

撞樹兔子出場（音樂起）兔：(Run，run,run，runrun,run.Thewolfiscoming.Thewolfiscoming.Ihavenoplacetohide,noplacetocanrunfast,runfast.)哥：Look,that’arabbit.letmehaveatry.兔跑哥追兔：Aye,Ihitthetree,I’malittledizzy,I...Ican’t)兔子撞樹暈倒哥:Wow,Itisreallyabigrabbit,therabbitissofat.Comeon,brother,wetakeithome,wedon’thavetowork.弟：Ok，brother.I’mcoming.合：走嘍(let’sgo)抬或滾下臺(tái)全場退第三幕

哥出哥chant:Twolittleblackrabbitshittingonthetree.Oneisfat.Oneisbig.Wow，yummy,yummy,yummy.Waitingformyrabbitnearthetree.)弟:Comeon，brother,Let’sworktogether.Wewon’thavetherabbitsanymore.哥:Itmustbe.Thefirstone,thesecond,thethird.haha,therewillbelotsofrabbits.Haha,（傻笑）Icaneatthemeateveryday.)第四幕

出示PPT課件（時(shí)間，春夏秋冬圖片）旁白：Spring

comes,hewaits.Summercomes,healsowaits.Fallcomes,hewaits.Wintercomes,he’sstillwaitingfortherabbitsnearthetree.哥望哥：Oh,no,thewinteriscomingagain.Mybeardhasgrownout,（用手摸摸胡子）butwhereistherabbit?兔子出哥：Ah,ha，ha.Therabbitsarecoming.兔子舞入場（四只）兔子1：Wearethesmallwhiterabbits.兔子234：Thesmallwhiterabbits.兔子1：Oneofmyfriendhitthetree.兔子234：Oh，no.兔子1：Wewon’t.Wemustbecareful！兔子234：yes，yes，yes哥：rabbits,whydon’tyouhitthetree?兔子：商量逗他玩。撞樹啦，撞樹啦，就是撞不著，就是撞不著！(Let’sbumpatree.（音樂起）Wedon’tbumpatree.Bye~)哥：Bye這群兔子太笨啦，連撞樹都不會(huì)撞，你說這有什么難的，不就這么一撞嘛（哥撞）哎呦，你別說，還真有點(diǎn)頭暈。(Therabbitsaretoostupidtohi