下學(xué)期Unit-20--Reading

1、Unit 20 SEFC B1Life is a comedy to him who thinks and a tragedy to him who feels.認(rèn)為人生是喜劇的人認(rèn)為人生是喜劇的人,人生便是喜劇人生便是喜劇;認(rèn)為是悲劇的人認(rèn)為是悲劇的人,便是悲劇便是悲劇. Humour is an active attitude of life.It makes our life full of happiness, warmth, love and hope. Humour not only makes people laugh but also makes people think ab

2、out life. 幽默是一種積極的人生態(tài)度,它使生活總是充滿快樂(lè).溫暖.愛(ài)心和希望.幽默不僅讓人發(fā)笑,更讓人深思,給人啟迪.Jokes(funny stories)Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái)現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái),所以還是再所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧睡一會(huì)吧. Only in America.can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 只有在美國(guó)。比薩餅?zāi)鼙染茸o(hù)車更快到達(dá)你的門(mén)只有在美國(guó)。比薩餅?zāi)鼙染茸o(hù)車更快到達(dá)你的門(mén)口口. .c

3、omedies clownsSmall sketchescartoonsAbuse Scandal 虐俘丑聞虐俘丑聞布布什什拉拉姆姆斯斯菲菲爾爾德德crosstalks President Bush is doing exercise.Funny flashesIf the World Trade Buildings had been built like this, Laten would have been disappointed to death.Funny flashesComedies喜劇喜劇Jokes笑話笑話Crosstalks相聲相聲Cartoons漫畫(huà)漫畫(huà)Funny Flas

4、hes動(dòng)漫畫(huà)動(dòng)漫畫(huà)Clowns小丑小丑Humour.listeningGoal: enjoy funny stories5431261.Make up a funny story and tell your story to your partner2.Listen to the story and number the pictures.Tasks:ABCDEFmeet in EnglandHave dinner talk happilyAsk him to marry herhave an idea in his headAsk her to marry himListeningListe

5、ningWhat was the mans job?In England, who can marry couples in church?How close to each other did the man and the woman live?Where did the woman ask the minister to marry her?When did he ask her to marry him?He was a minister in the church.A minister.About eight kilometers from each other.In a resta

6、urant.A few days later.How do you understand the sentence “Will you marry me”?Will you be the minister who marries me and my husband when I get married in church?Will you be my wife?I willIm going toI intend toI hope toI plan/want toI wish toIve decided (not) toI hope notUseful expressionsGoal:learn

7、 to express intentions and plans 表達(dá)意圖表達(dá)意圖.目的和計(jì)劃目的和計(jì)劃1.but I also want them to think about our life.2.I would like to reach a wide audience.3.My next show will have a part in which I act the role of a scientist4.I plan to sing a song. Expressions Task: Work in groups to make up a similar interview be

8、tween a journalist and a clown.Speaking The following questions are for reference 1. What do you do as a clown?2. What kind of audience are your shows for? 3. How do you make children laugh?4. What are you doing at this moment ?5. what are your plans for your next show?6.When will you stop working a

9、s a clown? Here is an interview Here is an interview samplesample. . J: J:Hello.IHello.Im a journalist m a journalist from Shaoguan Daily. May from Shaoguan Daily. May I ask you some questions?I ask you some questions?C:C: Sure. Sure. J: J: Is your performance Is your performance successful tonight?

10、successful tonight?C:C: Yes. Yes.J:J: How long have you How long have you been a Clown?been a Clown?C:C:8 years.8 years. . .J: J:I Im so glad you accepted m so glad you accepted my interview. And I hope my interview. And I hope your show in Shaoguan your show in Shaoguan will be more popular.will be

11、 more popular.C:C: Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot.The following questions are for reference 1. What do you do as a clown?2. What kind of audience are your shows for? 3. How do you make children laugh?4. What are you doing at this moment ?5. what are your plans for your next show?6.When will you stop wor

12、king as a clown?1. Retell the story in listening 2. Newspaper: cloze and proof-reading (37)3. Practise the dialogue again with your partner 4. New words and expressions of unit 20comedianscartoons布布什什拉拉姆姆斯斯菲菲爾爾德德 Will US Defense Minister Rumsfeld Quit Over Abuse Scandal? http:/ 微信刷票 像她剛剛嫁進(jìn)王府時(shí)候那樣/排字琦

13、怎樣布置/她就要怎樣被動(dòng)地接受/畢竟初來(lái)乍到/她名分又在排字琦之下/而現(xiàn)在她/再也別是剛剛嫁給他時(shí)候那樣/是壹各備受冷遇、別招他待見(jiàn)小老婆/而是他最為心愛(ài)諸人/能夠讓自己最心愛(ài)諸人過(guò)上她最想要生活/對(duì)他而言/既是從中獲得咯極度心理滿足/是對(duì)他那些年來(lái)用心付出高度褒獎(jiǎng)/打量完那各煥然壹新房間/回想到他們今天無(wú)意中開(kāi)啟全新生活/他別由自主地望向那各被他包裹成棕子形狀水清/還有那將臉龐幾乎全部遮擋起來(lái)壹頭烏黑秀發(fā)/再壹次無(wú)可救藥地陷入咯無(wú)限甜蜜之中/繼而忍別住抬起手來(lái)/想要撥開(kāi)那縷縷青絲/看到她那雙迷人大眼睛/可是那只手只舉到半空中/停滯咯許久之后/終是沒(méi)什么落到她秀發(fā)之間/而是又重新回到咯自己雙腿

14、之上/猶豫咯片刻/他最終卻是作出咯獨(dú)自回朗吟閣歇息決定/那壹次他別是落荒而逃/再次當(dāng)上壹名可恥愛(ài)逃兵/也別是因?yàn)槟▌e開(kāi)面子而繼續(xù)跟她保持客氣而生分距離/相反/在他內(nèi)心深處/他是多么希望憑借今天那各千載難逢天賜良機(jī)/在那各煥然壹新世界里/開(kāi)啟他們重歸于好新生活/可是面對(duì)那各令他愛(ài)到深處/情難自己諸人/他又清楚地曉得/只有離開(kāi)她/才是最為正確選擇/第1202章/究責(zé)他必須遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)地離開(kāi)水清/遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)地離開(kāi)那里/因?yàn)樗f(wàn)分擔(dān)心另外壹件事情：留在她身邊/他根本就把持別住自己/剛剛為她涂抹藥膏時(shí)候/面對(duì)她那連壹件兜肚都沒(méi)什么嬌嫩肌膚/對(duì)他而言實(shí)在是極度誘*/可是理智又提醒他萬(wàn)別可再貿(mào)然行事/最終憑借超強(qiáng)意志力/

15、總算是相安無(wú)事地完成咯涂藥/他心里當(dāng)然非常清楚/現(xiàn)在水清無(wú)論是身體上還是心理上/絕對(duì)別可能再接納他/他能夠堅(jiān)持小半各時(shí)辰強(qiáng)壓下對(duì)她非分之想/可是假設(shè)留在那里壹整夜/后果如何他根本就無(wú)法保證/就好比下午時(shí)候/明明是邀她前去賞雪、品茗、論詩(shī)/結(jié)果最終卻是既然對(duì)自己自控能力實(shí)在是沒(méi)什么任何把握/那么擺在他面前也只有壹條路可走/那就是早早地逃離那各是非之地/免得又生波瀾/他依依別舍地走咯/水清卻是心情沉重起來(lái)/是誰(shuí)？那么快地就將她所謂/受傷/消息傳揚(yáng)咯出去？可是除咯月影還能有誰(shuí)？剛剛就是她發(fā)現(xiàn)那些/傷痕/又是她大驚失色地驚詫別已/對(duì)咯/還有那些藥/壹想到那里/水清突然意識(shí)到那是壹各極為重要細(xì)節(jié)/怡然居

16、從來(lái)沒(méi)什么預(yù)備過(guò)那種跌打損傷藥品/畢竟她壹各大門(mén)別出、二門(mén)別邁后院諸人/手無(wú)縛雞之力/又別是啥啊江湖俠女/根本沒(méi)什么預(yù)備那類藥品必要/可是他剛剛吩咐月影去找秦順兒取藥/月影竟然立即就從手邊拿出來(lái)咯藥品/再聯(lián)想到她剛剛竭力主張去找太醫(yī)診治情景/令水清更是堅(jiān)定咯自己推測(cè)/所以當(dāng)月影送完王爺回到屋里之后/水清立即將她喚咯進(jìn)來(lái)：/月影/您跟我說(shuō)實(shí)話/那些藥都是從哪里來(lái)？/仆役/奴婢去跟管藥小順子那里要來(lái)/您/您怎么那么大膽子/誰(shuí)讓您去拿藥？別是別讓您請(qǐng)?zhí)t(yī)嗎？您去拿藥/跟請(qǐng)?zhí)t(yī)有啥啊區(qū)別？/仆役/您傷那么重/奴婢擔(dān)心別及時(shí)醫(yī)治話/怕是要/水清真是被月影氣得恨別能打她兩巴掌/她奴才若是有自己壹半聰明/她

17、也別至于背運(yùn)到那種程度/傷在她自己身上/她當(dāng)然曉得程度如何/別過(guò)就是因?yàn)榧∧w過(guò)于敏感/稍微手重壹些就會(huì)泛紅/根本別是啥啊大別咯事情/連/傷/都算別上/只別過(guò)是那些痕跡長(zhǎng)時(shí)間沒(méi)能消散別下去而已/就算是別小心抬腳撞在桌子腿上還會(huì)磕出壹?jí)K青紫呢/那么點(diǎn)兒痕跡有啥啊可大驚小怪/況且現(xiàn)在他們之間又沒(méi)什么啥啊大天矛盾/她根本就別需要跟他頑抗到底/至于寧可手傷爛掉也別醫(yī)傷/那都是好些年前老皇歷咯/早就時(shí)過(guò)境遷/現(xiàn)在她真若是受咯傷/自己早早就張羅著醫(yī)治咯/因?yàn)橹挥性缭绲貙t(yī)治好/才能省得讓他擔(dān)心受怕、分心累神/可是月影那丫頭怎么竟然傻成那各樣子/居然以為她還跟他鬧別扭/害得她陷入咯如此被動(dòng)局面/第1203章

18、/埋怨第1203章/埋怨越想越是窩火/越想越是生氣/最終水清實(shí)在是忍別住/朝月影埋怨道：/別人是越活越精明/您怎么卻是越活越傻咯？我跟爺事情/用得著您操心嗎？就算是您家仆役被爺打咯罰咯/您滿世界地嚷嚷/您臉上有光是怎么著？您家仆役臉上有彩是怎么著？您啥啊時(shí)候才能曉得別給您家仆役添亂啊/月影壹聽(tīng)水清那番強(qiáng)忍怒氣抱怨之語(yǔ)/方知她家仆役那是誤會(huì)咯她/別管是水清誤會(huì)她也好/還是她自己本是出于好心好意也罷/實(shí)際結(jié)果只有壹各/那就是鬧得滿城風(fēng)風(fēng)雨雨/怡然居被眾人看咯笑話/對(duì)此月影極為自責(zé)/于是趕快給水清跪下/壹邊認(rèn)錯(cuò)壹邊解釋道：/仆役/對(duì)別起/都是奴婢別好/奴婢知錯(cuò)咯/是奴婢考慮別夠周全/害咯您/可是奴婢

19、發(fā)誓/奴婢根本沒(méi)什么向任何人說(shuō)過(guò)您被爺家法懲處事情/奴婢只是管小順子要壹些跌打損傷藥/小順子問(wèn)是誰(shuí)要/奴婢沒(méi)什么說(shuō)/小順子又問(wèn)是治破口子流血還是治淤血紅腫/奴婢也沒(méi)什么說(shuō)/然后小順子就將那些藥給咯奴婢/仆役/那些全都是真/奴婢自始至終都沒(méi)什么提您壹各字/更沒(méi)什么提爺壹各字/懇求仆役明查/月影壹邊復(fù)述取藥過(guò)程/壹邊流著悔恨淚水/水清壹聽(tīng)月影那番話/方知自己真是誤會(huì)咯月影/畢竟月影與她既是情同姐妹/又是忠心耿耿/斷別會(huì)因?yàn)槟敲袋c(diǎn)兒事情而撒謊/愧疚別已水清趕快別好意思地對(duì)月影說(shuō)道：/對(duì)別起/對(duì)別起/我也是急糊涂咯/隨口胡亂猜疑咯您/您可千萬(wàn)別往心里去/沒(méi)事/仆役/只要您能跟爺好好過(guò)日子/別再惹爺生氣

20、/奴婢怎么著都沒(méi)關(guān)系/真/奴婢真恨別能替您去受罰/您呀您/說(shuō)您啥啊好呢/您就是咸吃蘿卜淡操心/實(shí)話告訴您吧/我根本就沒(méi)什么受啥啊處罰/當(dāng)然也沒(méi)什么挨啥啊打/??？那/那您身上傷？是怎么回事兒？/那也叫做受傷？別過(guò)就是別小心跌咯壹下罷咯/再說(shuō)咯/您又別是別曉得/我那身子隨便壹碰就會(huì)紅壹?jí)K紫壹?jí)K？/月影被水清那番解釋搞糊涂咯/雖然曉得她皮膚確實(shí)極為嬌嫩/摸別得碰別得/可是月影從來(lái)都別曾見(jiàn)識(shí)過(guò)那么大面積紅紫/實(shí)際上/他們第壹次時(shí)候/水清由于需要奮力反抗人事別知王爺/身上傷痕當(dāng)然是比現(xiàn)在還要嚴(yán)重許多/但是那各時(shí)候/月影因?yàn)檎陴B(yǎng)腿傷/沒(méi)什么見(jiàn)識(shí)過(guò)比現(xiàn)在更加觸目驚心傷情/所以現(xiàn)在突然見(jiàn)到那么大面積傷痕/當(dāng)

21、然是大驚小怪咯/雖然水清跟她解釋清楚咯/可是月影總覺(jué)得還有啥啊別對(duì)勁兒/總覺(jué)得事情并別象水清所說(shuō)那么簡(jiǎn)單/她仆役壹定還有啥啊事情瞞著她/突然間/她壹下子又想起來(lái)另外壹件事情/仿佛能夠有效驗(yàn)證她猜測(cè)：/仆役/您若是別小心跌傷/怎么連衣裳都跌破咯？假設(shè)連衣裳都跌破咯/那身上得多疼啊/那還別算是受傷？/第1204章/宿命水清當(dāng)場(chǎng)要被月影給氣懵咯/那各丫頭/該精明時(shí)候傻得要死/現(xiàn)在該傻乎乎時(shí)候怎么那么精明/被月影氣瘋咯水清再也沒(méi)什么心思跟她周旋/壹臉別高興地說(shuō)道：/趕快熄咯燭火吧/我都困死咯/月影當(dāng)然曉得水清發(fā)咯脾氣/惱怒咯她/可是自從水清回咯怡然居之后/先是忙著沐浴/才休憩咯壹小會(huì)兒/就迎來(lái)咯王爺大

22、駕光臨/忙咯半天醫(yī)傷涂藥/好別容易送走咯他/又開(kāi)始咯審問(wèn)月影事情/弄得水清連晚膳都沒(méi)什么功夫去用呢/于是月影趕快說(shuō)道：/仆役/您還沒(méi)什么用晚膳呢/要?jiǎng)e奴婢服侍您起來(lái)/用咯晚膳再睡也別遲/萬(wàn)壹*里餓得胃痛就別好咯/我別吃咯/都已經(jīng)讓您給氣飽咯/還用啥啊晚膳/被水清狠狠地撅咯回去/月影也別敢再多言/只得是依言熄咯里間屋燭火/悄悄退到外屋/別過(guò)她還吩咐咯廚房將膳食留下來(lái)/萬(wàn)壹水清夜里餓醒咯/也好有些吃食/水清原本就是跟月影賭氣/她才剛剛睡醒壹覺(jué)/現(xiàn)在壹點(diǎn)兒都別困/于是躺在*上/翻來(lái)覆去地睡別著/他那各賞雪之邀可真是平地起風(fēng)波/大起大落/現(xiàn)在雖然風(fēng)平浪靜/可是水清又糊涂咯：既然月影在管藥小太監(jiān)那里既沒(méi)什么提她/更沒(méi)什么提王爺壹各字/怎么就人人盡知她受到咯他/處罰/？那件事情/就算是徒有壹各聰明大腦/就算是打破咯腦袋/水清終也是想別明白/越是想別明白/越是心煩意亂/然后就又想念起她福宜小小格來(lái)/原本每天午覺(jué)醒來(lái)是她和福宜母子兩人親情時(shí)光/卻是因?yàn)樗歉髻p雪之邀而泡咯湯/現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)是快半夜咯/福宜早早就已經(jīng)睡著/她只能是明天再去親親她小小格/水清在怡然居睡別著/王爺在朗吟閣也睡別著/他在深深地自