楚門(mén)的世界英語(yǔ)劇本

大家論壇影視英語(yǔ)/forum-466-1.html《楚門(mén)的世界》英文劇本TheTrumanShowThisisthefulltranscriptofTheTrumanShow.Itinnowayintendstoinfringeupontherightsofthewriters,producers,distributors,exhibitors,etc.,ofthemovie.TheLunarRoomCHRISTOFWe'vebecomeboredwithwatchingactorsgiveusphonyemotions.We'retiredofpyrotechnicsandspecialeffects.Whiletheworldheinhabitsisinsomerespectscounterfeit,there'snothingfakeaboutTrumanhimself.Noscripts,nocuecards...Itisn'talwaysShakespearebutit'sgenuine.It'salife.Truman'sBathroomTRUMAN(tomirrorcam)I'mnotgoingtomakeit.You'regoingtohavetogoonwithoutme.Noway,mister,you'regoingtothetopofthismountain...Brokenlegsandall.TheLunarRoomCHRISTOFWefindmanyviewersleavehimonallnightforcomfort.Truman'sBathroomTRUMAN(tomirrorcam)You'recrazy,youknowthat?InterviewMERYLWell,Imean,thereisno--thereisnodifferencebetweenaprivatelifeandapubliclife.My--mylifeismylife,isTheTrumanShow.TheTrumanShowis...alifestyle.It'sanoblelife.Itis...atrulyblessedlife.Truman'sBathroomTRUMAN(tomirrorcam)I'mnotgoingtogettothetop.Allright,promisemeonethingthough:IfIdiebeforeIreachthesummit,youwillusemeasanalternativesourceoffood.Eeeewwww,gross.InterviewMARLONIt'salltrue.It'sallreal.Nothinghereisfake.Nothingyouseeonthisshowisfake.It'smerelycontrolled.Truman'sBathroomTRUMANEatme,dammit.That'sanorder.Maybejustmylovehandles.Ihavelovehandleslittleones.MERYL(O.S)Truman!You'regoingtobelate!TRUMANOkay!!(sighs)OnTruman'sPorchTRUMANGoodMorning!MRS.WASHINGTONGoodMorning!WASHINGTONKIDGoodMorning!TRUMANOh!AndincaseIdon'tseeya'!GoodAfternoon,GoodEvening,andGoodnight!(laughsjovially)Yeah...yeah...SPENCERGoodmorningTruman!TRUMANGoodmornin',Spencer!PLUTO(thedog)(barksatTruman)TRUMANHeyPluto.HeyPluto!HeyPluto!SPENCERHey...c'mon,buddy.Getbackhere.TRUMANGetdown!'atagirl...Iknow...It'sjustme..SPENCERC'mon,Pluto!TRUMAN(re:lightfromsky)OhmyGod!Truman'sCarRADIOHere'sanewsflashjustin:anaircraftintroublebegansheddingpartsasitflewoverSeahavenjustafewmomentsago.TRUMANNnnnnnn...RADIOWow.Luckilynoonewashurt.Buthey!Howdoyoufeeltoday?TRUMANMmm-mmm.(okay)RADIOThat'sgood.Youthinkingofflyinganywhere?TRUMANNope.RADIOO-o-oh,good.(Theweather?)Sitbackandletthismusiccalmyoudown.NewspaperStandCUSTOMERDogFancyplease...Whythankyou.Thankyouverymuch.TRUMANOhhh.Getapaperthere,willyou,Harold?Oh,anduh...oneofthese-forthewife.Lovesherfashionmags.HAROLDWillthatbeallforyou,Truman?TRUMANThat'sthewholekit'n'caboodle.HAROLDCatchya'later.TRUMANOfcourse.Yeah...InFrontofChickenAdTRUMANGoodmorning.RONORDON?Hey!Goodmorning,Truman.RONORDON?Goodmorning,Truman.RONORDON?Goodmorning,Truman!TRUMANHey!Howareyouguys?RONORDON?Beautifulday,in'tit?TRUMANAh...always.RONORDON?Ah.Andhow'syourlovelywife?TRUMANs'Good.Good.Howaboutyours'?RONORDON?Ohhh...Couldn'tbebetter!TRUMANAhhhh...RONORDON?Uh..nicetalkin'toya',Truman.TRUMANYoutoo,youtoo.RONORDON?Butwemustgonow.TRUMANHey,thinkaboutthatpolicy!RONORDON?Yes,we'llthinkaboutit.TRUMANOkay,that'stwoforone,that'sagooddeal.DoppelgangerSpecial.AttheRevolvingDoor,Truman'sOfficeTRUMANHey,fella's,goingin?GoaheadHey,whoaI'mnotthatanxioustogetthere.Truman'sOfficeTRUMAN(onphone)Uh,couldIhavedirectoryassistanceforFiji,please?FijiOFFICENEIGHBOR(re:Newspaperarticle"SEAHAVENTHEBESTPLACEONEARTH!")Truman,didyouseethis?TRUMAN(onphone)Allright,surema'am,if--ifuh..he'sinacomahe'sprobablyuninsurable!(whispering)Yes,uh..Fijiplease.DoyouhavealistingforaLaurenGarland?unlistedokay..DoyouhaveaSylviaGarland?SforSylvia.None...okay,thankyou.(hangsupphone)OFFICENEIGHBORLet'ssee,Burbank,gotaprospectinWellsParkforyoutoclose.TRUMANWel-WellsPark?Onuh...HarborOFFICENEIGHBORYou...knowanotherone?TRUMANWell,Ican'tdoit.Iuh...haveanappointment.Dentist.OFFICENEIGHBORReally?TRUMANYeah.(Toothygrin)OFFICENEIGHBORYou'regoingtolosealotmorethanyourteethifyoudon'tmeetyourquota.Truman.They'remakingcutbacksinherethismonth.TRUMANCutbacks?OFFICENEIGHBORYeah.Youneedthis.'sides,halfhouracrossthebay,alittleseaair..doyougood.TRUMANHey,thanks.AttheDocksTRUMANHello!Ferry'sstillhere,huh?Well,I'mheadin'tosea.TICKETPERSONOnewayorreturn?TRUMAN(likeduh)Return.TICKETPERSONHereyougo,sir.FERRYSTAFF(re:Truman'sfaintcondition)Doyouneedanyhelp,sir?TRUMANYougoahead,I'll-I'llbefine.Truman'sLawnMERYLI'mhome,Truman!LookwhatIgotforyouatthecheckout.It'saChef'sPal.It'sadicer,grater,peelerallinone.Neverneedssharpening.Dishwashersafe.TRUMANWow.That'samazing!MERYLTruman.Missedaspot.UnfinishedBridgeMARLONMm.THATisabeer.TRUMANYouknow,I'vebeenthinkingaboutgettin'out,Marlon.MARLONYeah?Outofwhat?TRUMANOutofmyjob.Outofthiscity.Offthisisland.Out.MARLONOutofyourjob?Whatthehelliswrongwithyourjob?Youhaveagreatjob,Truman.Youhaveadeskjob.I'dkillforadeskjob.(re:beer)Hereya'go.(continuing)Youshouldtrystockingvendingmachinesforaliving.TRUMANNothanks.MARLONNowthere'sexcitement.TRUMANDon'tyouevergetrestless?Itchyfeet?MARLONWhereistheretogo?TRUMANFiji.MARLONWherethehellisFiji?NearFlorida?TRUMAN(usinggolfballasEarth)Seehere?MARLONMmmhm..TRUMAN(fingerononepointofball)Thisisus...andallthewayaroundhere..(fingerslidesaroundtooppositepoint)Fiji.MARLONMmmm...(Oh...)TRUMANcan'tgetanyfurtherawaybeforeyoustartcomingbackYouknow,therearestillislandsinFijiwherenohumanbeinghaseversetfoot?(questiontoAndrewNiccol:isFijiareferencetoLister's,acharacterontheBritishSci-ficomedy"RedDwarf,"dreamofbuildingafarminFiji?)MARLONhoo..So,when'reyougonnago?TRUMANIt'snotthatsimple.Ittakesmoney.Planning.Can'tjust..upandgo.MARLONRight.TRUMANI'mgonna'doit.Don'tworryaboutthat.Youknow,bonustime'sjustaroundthecorner.MARLONHmmm.Hey,youcomin'foradrink?TRUMANNo.Can't..FlashbacktoOceanKIRKIdon'tlikethelookofthatweather,son.Ithinkweshouldheadback.YOUNGTRUMANOhno,Dad.KIRKNo..weshouldgoback.YOUNGTRUMANJustalittlefurther.Please.KIRKOkay.YOUNGTRUMANYeah.THUNDER(boom)YOUNGTRUMANDaddy!BeachTRUMANUgh.Hahahahaha!Ahhhhhhhh!TrumanMERYLYou'resoaked!Wherehaveyoubeen?TRUMANIfiguredwecouldscrapetogethereightthousanddollars--MERYLEverytimeyouandMarlongettogethersomething--TRUMANWecouldbumaroundtheworldforayearonthat.MERYLAndthenwhat,Truman?We'dbewherewewerefiveyearsago.You'retalkinglikeateenager.TRUMANMaybeIfeellikeateenager.MERYLWehavemortgagepayments,Truman.Wehavecarpayments.What?We'rejustgoingtowalkawayfromourfinancialobligations?TRUMANWeneedadventure..MERYLIthoughtweweregoingtotryforababy.Isn'tthatenoughofanadventure?TRUMANThatcanwait.Ineedtogetaway.Seesomeoftheworld.Explore!MERYLYouwanttobeanexplorer...This'llpass.Weallthinklikethisnowandagain.Let'sgetyououtofthesewetclothes,huh?Andintobed.SecurityGarageSECURITYGUARDYouneverseeanythinganyway.Theyalwaysuh..turnthecamera,and..playmusicand...youknow,thewindblowsandthenthecurtainmoves.Youdon'tseeanything.NewspaperStandTRUMANOoohhhhh...andI'llpickoneoftheseupwhileI'matit.HAROLDForthewife.TRUMANShe'sgotta'have'em.HAROLDAnythingelse?TRUMANThat'sthewholeballo'wax.HAROLDSeeya'laterTruman.OntheStreetTRUMANDad?Hey.What'reyoudoing?Hey!Oh!Oof!Ah!Moveoutoftheway!Stopthem!Oh!Oh.Oof.Nonowait!Stop!Stop!Hey!Openthedoors!Openthe...!Somebodystopthebus!Stopthebus!Somebodystopit!Truman'sMother'sHouseMOTHERItdoesn'tsoundinsaneatall,Truman.Iseehimtentimesaweek,inahundreddifferentfaces.YouknowIalmosthuggedaperfectstrangerinthesalonlastThursday.TRUMANItwasdad.Iswear!Dressedlikeahomelessman!Andyouknowwhatelsewasstrange?Abusinessmanandawomanwithalittledogcameoutofnowhereandforcedhimontoabus.MOTHERWell!It'sabouttimetheycleanedupthetrashdowntownbeforewebecomejustliketherestofthecountry.TRUMANTheyneverfoundDad'sbody.Maybesomehow...MOTHEROhno...!TRUMANI'mtellingyou,ifitwasn'thim,itwashistwin.Diddadhaveabother?MOTHERTruman,youknowperfectlywellthatyourfatherwasanonlychild,justlikeyou.Nosweetie,you'rejustfeelingbadbecauseofwhathappened.You,sailingoffintothatstormButIneverblamedyou,Truman.AndIdon'tblameyounow.Truman'sBasementMERYLWhat'reyoudoingdownhere?TRUMANFixin'themowerIsawmyfathertoday.MERYLIknow(inresponsetoTruman'sparanoidlook)Yourmothercalled.YouREALLYshouldn'tupsetherlikethat.TRUMANDidyouwant--?Whatdidyouwant?MERYL(superhappy)Imademacaroni!TRUMANI'mnothungry.MERYLYouknow..youreallyoughta'throwoutthatmower.GetoneofthosenewElkRotaries.TheTrumanWAITRESS(re:Trumanholdingredsweater)What'shedoing?WAITRESSSee,theygotridofher,buttheycouldn'terasethememory.WAITRESSThememoryofwho?WAITRESSshhshhshhshhshhshh...Flashback:InFrontofTruman'sCollege(GoSeahorses)CHEERLEADERS(O.S.)S!E!A!H!O!R!S!E!S!MERYL(stumblingintoTruman)Ow!Ouch!TRUMANOh!Ohhhh!MERYLOuch!TRUMANYouokay?MERYLExcuseme!Hi!TRUMANHi!MERYLOh..I'msosorryIfellonyou.TRUMANIt'sokay.MERYLI'mjust--I'vejust..beenaklutzallday.TRUMANIt'sallright.MERYLIthinkI...sprainedmyankle.Icouldbe...sorry...I'msosorryforfallingonyoulikethat.TRUMANIt'sallright.MERYLI--I'mMeryl.TRUMANHi.It's...Truman.MERYLHey,nicetomeetyou...CollegeDanceTwentiethCenturyBoyplayshere.LibraryMERYLLet'sgo.TRUMANShh.MERYLYoucanstudylater.C'mon.TRUMANNo.Igotta'committhistomemory.MARLONC'mon,Truman.Let'sgoforabrewski.C'mon.C'mon.TRUMANYou'regoingtohafta'copyoffmesobecareful.MERYLNo..?...BetterpersonthanIam.I'llseeyoulater,kay?Bye.TRUMANBye.MARLONSeeya'later,loser.TRUMANOw!Shhhh!*sigh*Hi...Konichiwa?LAURENWhat?TRUMANYoutakeJapanese.LAURENOh!Yes.Yes..TRUMANLauren,right?It'sonyourbook.LAURENLauren.Right.Right.TRUMANWell,I'mTruman.LAURENYeah.Iknow.Look,Truman,I'mnotallowedtotalktoyou.Youknow.TRUMANYeah,well,Icanunderstand,I'maprettydangerouscharacter.LAURENI'msorry.It'snotlikethat.TRUMANAgirl'sgotta'becarefulIt'saboyfriend,right?LAURENNo,it'snotlike--TRUMANOfcoursenot.Isit--wasitMeryl,thegirlIwaswith?We'renot--wedon't--we're--we're--we'rejust--we'refriends.It'showIlook.Notyourtype.LAURENNo.(that'snotit)TRUMANIlikeyourpin.Waswonderingthatmyself.LAURENMm.TRUMANWouldyouwannamaybe,possibly..sometimegooutforsomepizzaorsomething?Friday?Saturday?Sunday?ComingTuesday?(re:Lauren'snote"NOW")Wehavefinalstomorrow...LAURENYeah,Iknow.Ifwedon'tgonow,wewon'thavethechance.Doyouunderstand?Sowhatareyougonnado.BeachTRUMANWoohoo!Pleasekeepyourhandsinsidethecaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!...Thisismyfavoritepizzaplace.Tony!Iwannalarge,extraplankton.LAURENWehavesolittletime.They'regoingtobehereanyminute.TRUMANWhoarethey?LAURENTheydon'twantmetalkingtoyou.TRUMANThendon'ttalk.Theykiss.LAURENTruman.TRUMANWhatdotheywant?LAURENListentome.Everyoneknowsabout--everyoneknowseverythingyoudo.'Causethey'repretending,Truman.Doyou--Doyouunderstand?Everybody'spretending.TRUMAN__?__.LAURENNonono,ah,myname'snotLauren.Nono.Myname'sSylvia.TRUMANSylvia?LAURENYeah.LAUREN'SFATHERLauren,sweetheart.Outagain?TRUMANHey,waitaminute.Whoareyou?LAUREN'SFATHERI'mherfather!LAURENWhat?I'veneverevenseenyoubeforetoday.LAUREN'SFATHERC'mon,sweetie.Please,honey.LAURENHe'slying!Truman,please!Don'tlistentohim!EverythingI'vetoldyouisthetruth!LAUREN'SFATHERPlease...LAURENThis..it--it'sfake.It'sallforyou.TRUMANIdon'tunderstand.LAURENAn--andtheskyandthesea,everything.It'saset.It'sashow.LAUREN'SFATHERPlease.It'llbeallright.LAURENPleasedon'tlisten!He'sgoingtolietoyou!Everyone'sarguingatonce.TRUMANIreallywouldliketoknowwhat'sgoingon!LAUREN'SFATHERSchizophrenia.It'sepisodes.TRUMANIt'swhat?(?)LAURENPlease!No!LAUREN'SFATHERYouforgetit,forgeteverything.LAURENDon'tdoit!Don'tTruman!LAUREN'SFATHERDon'tworry.Don'tworry!You'renotthefirst.You'renotthefirst.LAURENTruman!LAUREN'SFATHERShebringsallherboyfriendsdownhere.LAURENWhat'shesaying?Truman,he'slying!Getoutofhere.Comeandfindme.LAUREN'SFATHERDon'tworry.We'regoingtoFiji.TRUMANSeeyouinschool!LAUREN'SFATHERFiji.We'removingtoFiji.TRUMANFiji?(re:Sylvia'ssweater)Sylvia!Hey!TrumanWAITRESSWell,whydidn'thejustfollowhertoFiji?WAITRESSHismothergotsick.Reallysick.Hecouldn'tleaveher.He'skind.Maybehe'stookind.WAITRESSIcan'tbelievehemarriedMerylontherebound.BARTENDERExcusemeIt'ssad,we'vealreadygotthisonthegreatesthitstape.WAITRESSCanIborrowthat?Truman'sBasementTRUMAN__?__.Truman'sCarRADIOAndit'sanotherbeautifuldayinparadise,folks,butdon'tforgettobuckleupoutthereinradioland.remember...agooddrivergogogogogogogodrivergooddriverreallygoodgoodgoodgoodgooddrivergooddrivergoodrivergoogoogoo...(TRUMANplayswithknob)Waitforthecue__?__waitforthecue.Standbyone.Standbytowatchhim.Standby(static...)He'sheadingwestonStewart.Standbyallextras.Lynn,he'llbeonyouinabout90seconds,propsmakesurethecopiesout.Okay,he'smakinghisturnontoLancasterSquare...(screams)OhmyGod!Heknewwewerefollowing,something'swrong,uh,changefrequencies!(Feedback,everyoneonthestreetreacts)Ouch!Huh,sorryaboutthat,folks,Iguesswepickedupapolicefrequencyorsomething.Itsometimeshappensanditcandriveyoucrazy.Okay,it'sclassicalclimb,backontheair,andwe'vestillgotsomegreatmusicupahead.Buthey!Don'tforgettobuckleup.Remembersafety.Agooddriverisasafedriver.Asafedriveriswhat?Yes!Haha!*click*OmnicomSECURITYGUARDUh,doyouneedhelp?TRUMANUh,yeah,um,Ihaveanappointmentatuh...Huh?...What'sthatstuffhe's...?Justtellmewhat's...SECURITYGUARDIt'snothing.We'reremodeling.TRUMANThosepeople...SECURITYGUARDIt'snoneofyourbusiness,sir.TRUMANIfyoudon'ttellmewhat'shappeningI'llreportyou!Mini-marketTRUMANMarlon!MARLONTruman?What'reyoudoinghere?TRUMANIgotta'talktoyou.MARLONIt'sabadtime,okay?I'mwaybehindon--TRUMANI'montosomething,Marlon.Somethingbig.MARLONYouokay?Youlooklikeshit.TRUMANI'vegottenmixedupinsomething.MARLONMixedupinwhat?TRUMANThere'snopointintryingtoexplainit,butalotofstrangethingshavebeenhappening.Like,like..atyourcompany.Therewerepeoplegettingontheelevator,therewasno--therewasnobackingonit.MARLONHeh.TRUMANIlookedout,therewaspeoplethere.Andthe--ontheradio,onthewaytowork,itstartedto,like,followmearound!KepttalkingabouteverythingthatI'mdoing!YouknowwhatImean?MARLONNow,Truman,ifthisisoneofyourfantasies,I'vegotnotimeto--TRUMANIthinkthisisaboutmydad.MARLONYourdad?TRUMANIthinkhe'salive.Yeah.I'lltellyouaboutitlater.IthinkI'mbeingfollowed.MARLONBywho?TRUMANIt'shardtotell.Theylookjustlikeregularpeople.MARLONHowaboutthosetwo?TRUMANIdunno.MARLONmm-hmm...TRUMANWatch,it'sthoseunpredictableactions...(ortheycan'tfollowunpredictableactions...)Trumanclapstwice.TRUMANAnythinghappen?MARLONNo.TRUMANMm-hmm.Wegotta'getoutofhere.Youreadytogo?MARLONNo,Ijustcan't--...ItoldyouIcan't.TRUMAN(makesadisgustednoise)MARLONYou'regoingtogetbothourassesfired,youknowthat.TRUMANOkay,then!Let'sdoit!MARLONWhat?TRUMANWhateveryousay!I'mgame!MARLONWhat?What'reyoutalkingabout?TRUMANYessirree!Birthdaycomesbutonceayear!Hahhah...BeachatSunsetTRUMANMaybeI'mbeingsetupforsomething.Youeverthinkaboutthat,Marlon?Thatyourwholelifehasbeenbuildingtowardssomething?MARLONNnnnn-no.TRUMANWhenyouwouldhaulchickensinthesummerforKaiser,whatwasthefurthestyouevergotofftheisland?MARLONWewentallover.Neverfoundaplacelikethis,though.Lookatthatsunset,Truman.TRUMANHmm?MARLONThat'stheBigGuy.Whatapaintbrushhe'sgot.TRUMANJustbetweenyouandme,Marlon--I'mgoingawayforawhile.MARLONYouare?Really.TRUMANYeah.Truman'sLivingRoomMOTHER(re:photoalbum)*sigh*LittleangelOhhh..mylittleclown.'Ncarrottop,rememberthis?Awww...TRUMANWeshouldbegettingyouhome,mother.MOTHEROh,holdonaminute,here'susatMountRushmore.Remember,Truman,whendadwasstillwithus?Itwasquiteadrive.Yousleptallthewaythere!TRUMAN(re:MountRushmore)It'ssosmall.MOTHERThingsalwaysdodear,whenyoulookbackonthem...MERYLLook,Truman.Thehappiestdayofourlives.TRUMANMmmm...MERYLLook!Jean,Joey,Joanne...MOTHERDoesn'tshelookbeautiful,Truman?Well,shestilldoes!Andthere'slotsofpagesleftoverforbabyphotos.IwouldliketoholdagrandchildinmyarmsbeforeIgo.AndyouknowIreallyshouldbegettingTrumanto--MERYLNonononono,youstay,relax,enjoyyourself.Yourfavoriteshowwillbecomingon.TRUMANYousure?MERYLBesides,wehavesomethingtodiscuss...MOTHERAcertainperson'sbirthday...TRUMANOohhh...Isee.T.V.Andthere'llbeanotherepisodeofILoveLucysametimetomorrow,butrightnow,it'stimeforFilmClassics.Tonightwepresenttheendearing,much-lovedclassic,"ShowmetheWaytogoHome."Ahymnofpraisetosmalltownlifewherewelearnthatyoudon'thavetoleavehometodiscoverwhattheworld'sallabout.Andthatnoone'spoorwhohasfriends.Fulloflaughterandlove,painandsadness,butultimatelyredemption.WesharethetrialsandtribulationsoftheAbbotfamily.NotethetouchingperformanceofRonaldGriereed(?)asUncleBuddy.Andthatscenewiththebowlofcherriesisgoingtohaveyousplittingyoursideswithlaughteralloveragain.Andthere'llbetears,too,whenDavidandJenniferarereunited.Butenoughfromme,let'sjointheAbbotsin__?__Village.Atthispoint,TrumannoticesMerylcrossingherfingersinoneoftheirweddingphotos...HappiestDay?Truman'sHomeMERYLThankyou,sweetie.TRUMANIneedtotalktoyou.MERYLI'dloveto,but,I'mreallylate.TRUMANWhat'syourrush?MERYLSurgery.Therewasthat--thatelevatordisasterdowntown.Itwasonthenews,lastnight.This--thiscablejustsnapped.Thiselevatorju--itjustplummeteddowntenflightswithnonunionworkers.Justmonstrous.Youknow,that..thatbuilding..it'srightnextdoortowhereyouwork.Canyouimagineifyouhadbeeninthere?It'snotevenworththinkingabout.Anyway,Ihaveanamputationononeoftheyoungwomenwhowas..inthatelevatorShe'sveryyoung.It'svery..sad.Anyway,um..wishmeluck.TRUMAN(slyly)I'llcrossmyfingersforyou.HospitalRECEPTIONISTAh,excuseme!Excuseme.Mayuh...MayIhelpyou?TRUMANWell,uhyes.I'mlookingfor..mywife.NurseBurbank.It'sveryimportant.RECEPTIONISTYouknowwhat,I'mafraidthatthat'sum...that'snotpossible.She'sinpre-op.TRUMANOkay,fine.Canyoupassalongamessage?RECEPTIONISTI'lltry.(gigglesnervously)TRUMANCanyoutellher:IhadtogotoFiji,andthatI'llcallherwhenIgetthere.RECEPTIONISTWhenyou...whenyougettoFiji?TRUMANYougotit.RECEPTIONISTOkay..um...I'lltellher.TRUMANThankyousomuch(re:maninthewaywithalargecart)Oh!Sorry!Here,letmehelpyouwiththat.DOCTORHe'shere.NURSEWhatdowe...?DOCTORShhshhshh...scalpel...I'mnowmakingmyprimaryincisionjust...abovetheright...knee.NURSEOh!Er...SECURITYThisisn'tgoingtobepretty.Unlessyou'refamily...TRUMANExcuseme...NURSEGoodjob.DOCTORI'lljustletsomeoneelsecleanuphere.TravelAgent'sOfficeAGENTI'msorrytokeepyou.TRUMANThat'sokay.AGENTHowcanIhelp?TRUMANIwouldliketobookaflighttoFiji.AGENTWhenwouldyouliketoleave?TRUMANToday.AGENTI'msorry.Idon'thaveanythingforatleastamonth.TRUMANAmonth?!AGENTIt'sthebusyseason.Youwanttobooktheflight?TRUMANIt..doesn'tmatter.I'll..makeotherarrangements.Okay.BusStationENGINEERLastcallforChicagoooo!Allabooooard!TRUMANThankyou.Windycity,herewecome!OntheBusTRUMANHi,howyoudoin'?...hello...sisters...LITTLEGIRLMom,isn'tthat...?GIRL'SMOTHERShh...LITTLEGIRL...Truman...?GIRL'SMOTHER...facethefront.ENGINEEREverybodyoff.We'vegotaproblem.BUSDRIVER(toosincerely)'msorry,son.TrumanBARTENDERWell,hisfatherwasfromChicago,wasn'the?WAITRESSNononononono.HisdentistwasfromPensacola.HisfatherwasfromDesMoines.BARTENDERBut,howcomehewantstogotoChicago?WAITRESSHe'snotgoingtoChicago.He'snotgoinganywhere.HehastohaveitoutwithMeryl.Truman'sCarMERYLTruman?Honey,areyouokay?TRUMANYeah.MERYLTruman.(startstosaysomething)TRUMANEh!ShhhInjustamoment,we'llseealadyonaredbike,amanwithflowers,andaVolkswagenbeetlewithadentedfender.MERYLTruman.TRUMANLook!Lady...Flowers!...TRUMANANDMERYL...And...MERYLTruman,thisissilly.TRUMANThereitis!Thereitis!There'sthatdentedbeetle!Yes!Whooooooooooo!Ha-ha!HaDoyouwannaknowhowIdidthat?I'lltellya'.They'reonaloop.Theygoaroundtheblock.Theycomeback.Theygoaroundagain.Theyjustgo'roundand'round!(almostsinging)Roundandround!MERYLYouknow,IinvitedRitaandMarlonforabarbecueonSunday.I'mgonnamakemypotatosaladand--TRUMANIwon'tbehereSunday.MERYL--Ineedtoremindyouthatweneedmorecharcoal.TRUMANAreyoulisteningtoawordI'msaying?MERYLYou'reupsetbecauseyouwanttogotoFiji,isthatit?Okay.Okay.Go.Ithinkweshouldsaveforafewmonths,andthen,go.There!Youhappynow?I'mgonnatakeashower.TRUMANLet'sgonow.I'mreadytogonow,whywait?MERYLWhat?TRUMANEarlybirdgathersnomoss,rollingstonecatchestheworm,right?Hahaha!DrivinginCirclesMERYLTruman!TRUMANWhereshallwego?Where.Shall.We.Go?MERYLTruman,wherearewegoing?TRUMANIdon'tknow.Iguesswe'rebeingspontaneous.MERYLOh!(gigglesnervously)TRUMANSomebodyhelpme!I'mbeingspontaneous!ForgetFiji!Wecan'tverywelldrivetoFiji,canwe?MERYL(nervouslaughter,quickglancesdirectlyintothecamera)No...TRUMANWhataboutAtlanticCity!?MERYLOh,no,youhatetogamble.TRUMANThat'sright,Ido,don'tI?MERYLSo,whywouldyouwanttogothere?TRUMAN'CauseIneverhave!That'swhypeoplegoplaces.Isn'tit?MERYLTruman.TrumanIthinkI'mgoingtothrowup.TRUMANMetoo!SuddenlyJammedStreetTRUMANBlockedateveryturn.Beautifullysynchronized,don'tyouagree?MERYLYou'reblamingmeforthetraffic?TRUMANShouldI?MERYLTruman,let'sgohome.TRUMANYou'reright.Wecouldbestuckhereforhours.ItcouldbelikethisallthewaytoAtlanticCity.Let'sgoback.I'msorry.Idon'tknowwhatgotintome.MERYLTruman,canyouslowdown?TRUMANYes,Ican.MERYLTruman.Truman,that'sourturnoff.TRUMANIchangedmymind.What'sNewOrleanslikethistimeofyear?MardiGras,woooooo!Hahahahaha!Hoohoohoo!Whoooohoo!Look,Meryl!Sameroad,nocars.It'smagic!Hahaha!MERYLYouletmeout,Truman.You'renotrightinthehead.Youwanttodestroyyourselfyoudoitonyourown.TRUMANIthinkI'dlikealittlecompany.AttheBridgeOutofSeahavenMERYLOh,Truman.Youknewthiswouldhappen.Youknowyoucan'tdriveoverwater.Let'sgohomewhereyou'llfeelsafe.TRUMAN(placingMeryl'shandonthewheel)Keepyourhandhere,sweetie.Drive.MERYLTruman!Tru--Truman!Youshouldn'tbedoingthis,Truman,we'rebreakingthelaw.OhGod!Pleasedon't__?__.Ahh!Truman!Ah!Hahahaha!Wemadeit.Truman,wemadeit.We'reoverthebridge.TRUMANWhat?MERYLWe'reoverthebridge.TRUMANAhhh!MERYLWe'reoverthebridge!TRUMANAhhhhh,hahahahahahaaaa!OntheRoadMERYL(re:"danger:firehazard"sign)Uh,uhwhataboutthatsign?TRUMANI'msurethey'reexaggerating.We'llbefine.MERYLWhataboutthatthere?Wouldyoubelievethat?Theydrivethrougha20footwalloffire.MERYLOh.Ohboy.Ohboy.Truman,we'reonfire.TRUMANIt'sokay.MERYLWe'reonfire.TRUMANIt'sokay.It'sjustsmoke!Justsmoke.Youokay?MERYLYes.TRUMANYouwannadoitagain?MERYLNoo!TRUMANHahahahahaha...!MERYLTruman,stop!Later,DowntheRoadMERYLSo,what'rewegoingtodoformoney,whenwegettoNewOrleans?TRUMANIhavemySeahavenbankcard.MERYLSo,what?We'rejustgonnaeatintooursavings,isthatit?Youknow,we'regonnahafta'callyourmotherwhenwegetthere.She'sgonnabeworriedsick!Idunnohowshe'sgunnatakethis.NuclearPowerPlantEmergencyTRUMANWhatnow?EMERGENCYCREWS(screamthroughabullhorn)MERYLTruman,lookslikealeakattheplant.POLICEBackup,backup!Leakattheplant.Wehadtoshut'erdown.TRUMANIsthereanywayaround?POLICEWholearea'sbeenevacuated.MERYLIsthereanythingIcando?POLICENo,ma'am.TRUMANThankyouforyourhelp.POLICEYou'rewelcome,Truman.TRUMAN(whisperingslowly)Truman...MERYLTruman!?Truman!?Truman,comeback!Truman!?Truman!?Stophim!Truman!?IntheForestTRUMANStayaway!Ugh!No!No!MeninradiationsuitscomeoutoftheforestandcaptureTruman.Truman'sHome-LaterMERYLThankyoubothsomuchforyourhelp.Ireallyappreciateit.POLICE1He'sluckytobealive,ma'am.POLICE2Nexttimewe'regoingtohafta'filecharges.MERYLIunderstand.Thanksagain.GoodnightLetmegetyousomehelp,Truman.You'renotwell.TRUMANWhydoyouwanttohaveababywithme?Youcan'tstandme.MERYLThat'snottrue!Whydon'tyouletmefixyousomeofthisnewMococoadrink.AllnaturalcocoabeansfromtheupperslopesofMountsweeteners.TRUMANWhatthehellareyoutalkin'about?...Whoyoutalkin'to?MERYL(superhappy)I'vetastedothercocoas.Thisisthebest.TRUMANWhatdoesthishafta'do,withanything?Tellmewhat'shappening!MERYLWell,you'rehavinganervousbreakdown,that'swhat'shappening.TRUMANYou'repartofthis,aren'tyou?MERYLTruman.Youarescaringme!TRUMANYou'rescaringme,Meryl.What'reyougoingtodo?Diceme?Sliceme?SOmanyCHOICES!MERYLDOSOMETHING!!TRUMANWhat?What'dyousay?Whoareyoutalkingto?MERYLNothing.Ididn'tsayanything.Ididn'tsayanything.TRUMANYousaid"dosomething."MERYLNo,Ididn't.TRUMANTalk.MERYLIwasn'ttalkingtoanyone.TRUMANTellme.MERYLTruman!TRUMANTellme!MERYLIwasn'ttalkingtoanyone!No!Pleasestop!TRUMAN(re:knockatthedoor)Staywhereyouare.MARLONTruman?Truman.MERYL(crying)OhmyGod...Howcananyoneexpectmetocarryonundertheseconditions?It'sunprofessional!MARLONEverythingwillbeokay.