英語劇本——孔雀東南飛

1、孔雀東南飛 焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)：程樂劉蘭芝Lunch(L for short)：康煜媛 焦母Johnnys mother(JM for short)：艾宇飛劉母Lunchs mother(LM) &太守之子Mayors son(MS for short)：王飛強(qiáng)盜Burglars(ABandC) ：王瑤，王飛，艾宇飛(J作被打狀跑上臺(tái),內(nèi)砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪) J:Every body says that Im henpecked,but in fact,Im as strong as a tiger,(小聲)while my wife is Wu Son

2、g. (指著上臺(tái)處的門大聲道)Im not afraid of you! (內(nèi)砸出一臉盆,J接住當(dāng)成盾牌護(hù)著頭)Then,Im afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this i

3、s just like living in the hell! (內(nèi)又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J) Oh，My Lady Gaga!Who can help me?(下) Act1 (序幕結(jié)束時(shí),JM作竊聽狀) JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (對門內(nèi))Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內(nèi)跳出來):Im here!Whats up mum? JM:Ive told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-la

4、w”. L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,whats up? JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy L:But JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long

5、,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L(生氣地?fù)]動(dòng)著鍋鏟):Oh,you want a grandson,dont you?(開始解圍裙)Go and ask your son.Im leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下) Act2 (LM坐在臺(tái)上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上) L:Mum,Im back! LM:You ar

6、e back?Why?What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest motherin-law. LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂禍的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself L:But,mum L

7、M:Never interrupt me! L:Mum,Im no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And Ill marry whom ever you want me to. LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayors son in the market.He said:“If your daughter Havent been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are f

8、ree again,Ill go and tell him.(下) L(驚愕):What?The mayors son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下) Act3(J睡眼惺忪上) J(邊走邊道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks? (走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Here they are!(聞一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I ha

9、ve to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,Im so hungry!But theres no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself. JM(上):Wheres my breakfast?Wheres Lunch?Hasnt she got up yet? J:Mum,cant

10、 you remember?Lunch has gone! JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice girl,go and take her back! J(立正敬禮):Yes madam! Act4 (J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個(gè)強(qiáng)盜) A:Hey you!Stop and listent to us! The road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上) B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石

11、頭上) C:If you want to go by this street-(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳) AB&C:Give us all your money! J(搜遍了每一個(gè)口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is1 mao enough? (三強(qiáng)盜暈倒?fàn)?，接著三人聚在一邊商? A:Ungelivable!This guy is broken! B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight! C:I heard that the mayors son is going to marry Miss Liu

12、 Lan zhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding! A&B:Good idea! J(驚訝):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?Its impossible! AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple! J:But Lunch is my wife!We havent got divorced yet! (突然有了主意)Ive got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,dont y

13、ou?Ill go with you.You take the money and I take the bride. B:Have you got any experience? J:No.But Ive got this!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書1，000，000) Act5 (轉(zhuǎn)眼已到了婚禮之期MS意氣風(fēng)發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺(tái)) (J和三強(qiáng)盜躍至臺(tái)中) ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! A:The road is built by me! B:And I planted one tree. C:If you want to go by this street- J:Give us all your money! (L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭) L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒，揮拳向J打來J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L暈倒) J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat